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Book Synopsis Monster Knock Knocks by : William Cole
Download or read book Monster Knock Knocks written by William Cole and published by Simon Pulse. This book was released on 2012-05-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monster Knock Knocks is a hilarious collection from well-known children's anthologist William Cole and America's Riddle King Mike Thaler. Since knock-knock jokes and monster jokes are kids' favorites, they make a winning combination in the latest collection of nonsense humor, perfect for any type of young reader looking for endless entertainment.
Book Synopsis 1,000 Crazy Jokes for Kids by : Michael Johnstone
Download or read book 1,000 Crazy Jokes for Kids written by Michael Johnstone and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1988 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From side-splitters to monsters, knock-knocks, waiter humor, silly rhymes and loony limericks, classroom cut-ups, and more, here are 1,000 jokes that kids of all ages will love to laugh out loud to. And their parents will too! Did you hear about the stupid pianist who kept banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear. Waiter! Waiter! Do you have chicken legs? No sir. I always walk like this. And 998 more guaranteed laugh-getters!
Download or read book Monster's Proof written by Richard Lewis and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Livey's younger brother, Darby, a math genius, brings his imaginary friend to life through a mathematical proof. Bob is a creature of pure math, and he hates chaos and disorder. Now Livey, Darby, and some very unique allies must band together to find a way to stop Bob-before he fixes our disorderly world for good. Monster's Proof brings horror and math together in an unforgettable novel that will forever change the way you look at an equation.
Download or read book Monster Nanny written by Tuutikki Tolonen and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2017 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When their mother wins a trip while their father is away, Halley, Koby, and Mimi's lives are turned upside-down by a hairy, smelly, half-troll nanny.
Book Synopsis Monster Knock Knocks by : William Cole
Download or read book Monster Knock Knocks written by William Cole and published by Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books. This book was released on 1988 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of knock-knock jokes--all about monsters and scary things.
Book Synopsis Under the Moonlight by : Bradley Reid
Download or read book Under the Moonlight written by Bradley Reid and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-05-15 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book Delisted
Book Synopsis Just Joking by : National Geographic Kids
Download or read book Just Joking written by National Geographic Kids and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with the silly jokes that kids love--including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes and more--a fun-filled book will keep readers laughing page after page.
Book Synopsis Dating Monsters, Collection 1 by : Kinsley Adams
Download or read book Dating Monsters, Collection 1 written by Kinsley Adams and published by Kinsley Adams. This book was released on 2022-02-14 with total page 849 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this tantalizing box set, dive into the unexpected life of a vlogger turned vampire, where love, danger, and eternal intrigue intertwine across three captivating books. Follow her journey from the vibrant streets of New Orleans to the shadowy corners of vampire society as she navigates newfound immortality, a legendary romance with Dracula, and threats lurking in the night. With a blend of humor, heart, and a dash of fang-filled drama, this series will leave you thirsting for more. Dating Dracula Yesterday, I was a wannabe journalist hunting for a juicy story in a seedy vampire club. Today, I'm the newest member of the undead country club, thanks to Dracula himself. He’s not just a vampire, he’s the vampire—a legend wrapped in an enigma with a seductive smile and hypnotic eyes that are impossible to ignore. Especially when he claims I’m his soulmate. Now, navigating my new immortal life involves more than just adjusting to fangs; it's about resisting (or not) the allure of the most infamous vampire ever. But first, I have to settle the score with the vampire who tried to murder me in the first place. Loving Dracula Just when I thought I had a handle on my new nocturnal lifestyle, I’m hit with the next challenge—introducing my soulmate and love of my life, Dracula, to my family. Think your family dinners are tense? Try bringing home the Prince of Darkness himself. And if that isn't enough, the Queen of Vampires has sent an inquisitor to question us about her mate’s untimely demise. Apparently, self-defense doesn’t fly in vampire court. My life has become really dangerous since dying. Who knew eternity would involve not just surviving family gatherings, but also evading the wrath of a vengeful vampire queen? Marrying Dracula My life has taken yet another unexpected turn, and this time, it’s taken me to a dungeon cell in jolly old England, far from the wedding bells I imagined. Separated from Dracula and facing the vampire queen's fury, I'm ready to fight for our love and a chance at forever. It’s do-or-die time—quite literally. I’m not about to lose Vlad, not when our forever is at stake. The queen is about to learn how far I'll go to protect my happily ever after. It might be time to put her back in her grave—permanently.
Book Synopsis The Great Monster Joke Book by : Amanda Li
Download or read book The Great Monster Joke Book written by Amanda Li and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2006-08-03 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What sort of jokes do werewolves like best? Howlers! What's worse than being surrounded by huge great scary monsters? Being surrounded by AWFUL JOKES ABOUT MONSTERS! Think you can stomach hundreds of and ghastly gags? These monster gags will have you screaming for more! From gnarly knock knocks to gruesome groaners, you'll find everything to tickle your monster fancy.
Download or read book Just Joking 3 written by Ruth A. Musgrave and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2013 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with even more of the silly jokes that kids love, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, riddles, traditional question and answer jokes, and more, Just Joking 3 will be presented in National Geographic Kids' colourful, photo-driven style. Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milkshake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Laughing animals, funny people, and other colourful photos are paired with each joke, adding an extra laugh on each page. National Geographic Kids' signature square trim size and candy-coloured palette make this fun-filled book perfect for tossing into a backpack to share with friends at school or camp.
Book Synopsis Over 150 Gross Monster Jokes by : Michael Pellowski
Download or read book Over 150 Gross Monster Jokes written by Michael Pellowski and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Monsters Myths and Me by : Robert Schmalzbach
Download or read book Monsters Myths and Me written by Robert Schmalzbach and published by Robert Schmalzbach. This book was released on 2009-03-26 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My story of a series of life changing events that caused me to look at the world around me in a different way than I had before... It opened my eyes to a whole new world... some good... some bad... but full of wonder and intrigue.
Download or read book WineSpeak written by Bernard Klem and published by Board and Bench Publishing. This book was released on 2009-07-01 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you read wine reviews, you're already either amused or confused by the soaring language wine writers often use to describe what they're smelling and tasting. But do you always know what they mean? Have you ever sipped a complex white and sensed what's so colorfully described as a peacock's tail? Have you ever savored a full-bodied red only to detect the ripe acrid smell of a horse stall? If not, you're in for a treat, because these terms and thousands more are all here to amuse, dismay, enlighten, inspire, puzzle, and utterly shock you . Welcome to the rich linguistic universe of wine speak: a world where words and wine intersect in an uncontrolled riot of language guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours. The author, a lifelong lover of both wine and words, has compiled and organized this unique thesaurus of 36,975 wine tasting descriptors into 20 special collections extracted from 27 categories so you can locate exactly the right term or phrase to express yourself clearly or to understand others. May your path across the galaxy of wine be paved only with labels from the very best bottles on earth. Or, much more cautiously, with wines that could introduce you to angel pee, citronella, eastern European fruit soup, Godzilla, iodine, ladies' underwear, mustard gas, old running shoes, rawhide, hot tar roads, bubblegum, sweaty saddles, crushed ants, kitchen drains, or even turpentine.
Download or read book Wait! written by Tayla Tollefson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2019-12-04 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Wait!” “It was a dark and stormy night ...” The stories presented in this book are fun and scary stories, but with a twist. Each instance where the characters are afraid, they always find a logical explanation ... proving that your imagination can cause you to jump to all kinds of conclusions. The characters learn that, if you take the time to investigate, you will usually find that the situation may not be what you thought it was. These are stories my grandpa made up for us when we asked for bedtime stories. We have always loved them ... especially when we found out at the end of each story that there never was anything to be afraid of in the first place. You will love these wonderful stories and you will want to read them again and again. I hope they will become treasures for you as they have for us. 26 fun and scary stories
Book Synopsis Transforming Literacy: Changing Lives Through Reading and Writing by : Robert P. Waxler
Download or read book Transforming Literacy: Changing Lives Through Reading and Writing written by Robert P. Waxler and published by Emerald Group Publishing. This book was released on 2011-05-11 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book is interdisciplinary in focus and centers on enlarging teachers understanding of how reading and writing can change lives and how the language arts can contribute significantly to and change educational processes in the twenty-first century. Implicit in its argument is that although the emphasis on science and math is crucial to education in the digital edge, it remains vitally important to keep reading and writing, language and story, at the heart of the educational process. This is particularly true in a democratic society because shaping stories through human language can enhance the quality of our lives, and teach us something important about what it means to be human and vulnerable. In this sense, stories allow for self-reflection and an increased opportunity to enhance and understand emotional intelligence and human community.
Book Synopsis USA TODAY Logic 2 by : U. S. A. USA TODAY
Download or read book USA TODAY Logic 2 written by U. S. A. USA TODAY and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Puzzlesmiths of all skill levels will find original logic puzzles that will flex the brain, challenge assumptions, and entertain for hours. In addition to offering 200 logic puzzles, this puzzlebook includes a short tutorial on how to play each game, along with a complete back-of-book answer key.
Book Synopsis The Monsters Know What They're Doing by : Keith Ammann
Download or read book The Monsters Know What They're Doing written by Keith Ammann and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 560 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular blog The Monsters Know What They’re Doing comes a compilation of villainous battle plans for Dungeon Masters. In the course of a Dungeons & Dragons game, a Dungeon Master has to make one decision after another in response to player behavior—and the better the players, the more unpredictable their behavior! It’s easy for even an experienced DM to get bogged down in on-the-spot decision-making or to let combat devolve into a boring slugfest, with enemies running directly at the player characters and biting, bashing, and slashing away. In The Monsters Know What They’re Doing, Keith Ammann lightens the DM’s burden by helping you understand your monsters’ abilities and develop battle plans before your fifth edition D&D game session begins. Just as soldiers don’t whip out their field manuals for the first time when they’re already under fire, a DM shouldn’t wait until the PCs have just encountered a dozen bullywugs to figure out how they advance, fight, and retreat. Easy to read and apply, The Monsters Know What They're Doing is essential reading for every DM.
