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The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days

Author : Ian Frazier
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN 13 : 0374709491
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (747 download)

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Download or read book The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days written by Ian Frazier and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on his widely read columns for The New Yorker, Ian Frazier's uproarious first novel, The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days, centers on a profoundly memorable character, sprung from an impressively fertile imagination. Structured as a daybook of sorts, the book follows the Cursing Mommy—beleaguered wife of Larry and mother of two boys, twelve and eight—as she tries (more or less) valiantly to offer tips on how to do various tasks around the home, only to end up on the ground, cursing, surrounded by broken glass. Her voice is somewhere between Phyllis Diller's and Sylvia Plath's: a hilariously desperate housewife with a taste for swearing and large glasses of red wine, who speaks to the frustrations of everyday life. Frazier has demonstrated an astonishing ability to operate with ease in a variety of registers: from On the Rez, an investigation into the lives of modern day Oglala Sioux written with a mix of humor, compassion, and imagination, to Dating Your Mom, a sidesplitting collection of humorous essays that imagines, among other things, how and why you might begin a romance with your mother. Here, Frazier tackles another genre with his usual grace and aplomb, as well as an extra helping of his trademark wicked wit. The Cursing Mommy's failures and weaknesses are our own—and Frazier gives them a loving, satirical spin that is uniquely his own.

If Your Monster Won't Go To Bed

Author : Denise Vega
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0553496557
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (534 download)

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Download or read book If Your Monster Won't Go To Bed written by Denise Vega and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of How to Babysit a Grandpa comes a tongue-in-cheek story that is a step-by-step manual for putting your monster to bed. If you have a monster that won’t go to bed, don’t bother asking your parents to help. They know a lot about putting kids to bed, but nothing about putting monsters to bed. It’s not their fault; they’re just not good at it. Read this book instead. It will tell you what to feed your monster before bed (it’s not warm milk), and what to sing to your monster (it’s not a soothing lullaby), and what to read to your monster to send him off to dreamland in no time (the scarier, the better). Just make sure you don’t get too good at putting monsters to bed—or you might have a BIG problem on your hands! Praise for Zachariah OHora: “The text is pitch-perfect, and the art is its match.” —Chicago Tribune (Wolfie the Bunny) “Picture books with hip, quirky illustrations that are not just funny but also have plenty of heart are hard to find. The stylish My Cousin Momo by Zachariah OHora has it all.” —The Boston Globe (My Cousin Momo) [set star] “OHora’s acrylic paintings are the heart of this tale. They clearly show everyone’s feelings . . . and there are brilliant bits of humor and whimsy.” —School Library Journal, starred review (Wolfie the Bunny) “OHora could paint stones in the street and make them funny.” —Publishers Weekly (My Cousin Momo)

Mommy Mixology

Author : Janet Frongillo
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612430864
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book Mommy Mixology written by Janet Frongillo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-14 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Mommy Beeps

Author : Kim Baillieul
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781092271462
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (714 download)

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Download or read book Mommy Beeps written by Kim Baillieul and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-30 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "... Perhaps never before has type 1 diabetes been presented to children as endearingly and accessibly as by Kim Baillieul in the recently-published Mommy Beeps." -Maria Muccioli, PhD - writer for www.diabetesdaily.com Where does insulin go? In the butter compartment of the fridge, of course. Mommy Beeps is a story for children who have a parent, sibling, teacher, or other loved one who has diabetes. Explore the day in the life of a type 1 diabetic and her child as they go on adventures - dealing with high and low sugars, waiting on hold for lab results, and visiting the endocrinologist. Check out the book "highly recommended" by DiabetesDaily.com - with detailed illustrations of diabetic supplies & machines that beep (whether a meter or pump), Mommy Beeps provides opportunities to discuss the varying ways diabetes can be managed and how it impacts those around them. This book is sure to be an essential for any child who is close with anyone who has type 1 diabetes (or type 2!) - but is not diabetic themselves. Author Kim Baillieul and Illustrator Elisena Bonadio make their debut with Mommy Beeps, a passion project - independently published through their label Bonus Spoon Books, which aims to help people with chronic illnesses educate and advocate the little ones in their lives.

Mommy Needs Her Juice

Author : Allison Johnson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (374 download)

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Download or read book Mommy Needs Her Juice written by Allison Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All moms need breaks. No judgment here. In fact, this break is doctor recommend. Cheers! Written in the vain of "Go the F**k to Sleep" this book will make you laugh out loud. It's better than wine itself...almost. A salute to moms everywhere. And kids - we love you!

You Deserve Good Gelato

Author : Kacie Rose
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593847903
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (938 download)

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Download or read book You Deserve Good Gelato written by Kacie Rose and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-05-28 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this refreshingly honest take on navigating a new life abroad. Social media star Kacie Rose offers a funny, joyful, and searingly honest account of the highs and lows of living abroad and traveling the world. Kacie decided to leave her life as a pro dancer in New York City and move to Italy in 2021, covering everything from travel fails and homesickness to the joy of culture shocks. In this travel book, you will find: -Personal essays that tell Kacie’s story that will empower you to challenge yourself -A candid outlook on life as an expat, discussing important concepts like homesickness, embracing new cultures and cultural stereotypes -A helpful and funny guide that will encourage you to travel abroad and remind you that you are stronger and more capable than you think. Kacie reflects on the pure terror of driving on Italian roads, the trials of speaking a new language, and the genuine beauty of a slower pace of life, all with humor and heart. By sharing her personal stories of life under the Tuscan sun, Kacie explains how travel is a privilege, why cultural differences are the coolest things in the world, and how there's a positive you can take away from literally any situation. Travel meets narrative in this book about Kacie Rose’s experiences living in a new country.

Mommysattva

Author : Jenna Hollenstein
Publisher : Lionheart Press, a division of the Open Heart Project
ISBN 13 : 1732277672
Total Pages : 211 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (322 download)

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Download or read book Mommysattva written by Jenna Hollenstein and published by Lionheart Press, a division of the Open Heart Project. This book was released on 2021-09-03 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Mommysattva is a wise, funny, and refreshingly real guide to what happens when the ideals of mindfulness practice meet the chaos of everyday motherhood.” —Anne Cushman, author of The Mama Sutra: A Story of Love, Loss, and the Path of Motherhood In Mommysattva, writer, meditation teacher, nutrition therapist, and mom Jenna Hollenstein envisions motherhood as the most spontaneous, impossible, and hard-won path to wisdom and compassion. The book is not a guide to motherhood; it’s a collection of bite-sized essays examining motherhood as a spiritual journey that includes compassion and vast expansion of the heart. It explores many of the felt experiences of those who mother—from the intense metamorphosis of becoming a mother to the practice of motherhood as a teaching on what it means to be present to a mother’s innately activist role in bringing about positive change. And also irritation, resentment, endless snacks, and, sure, vomit. How to bring it all to the path without shame, virtue signaling, or setting up endless years of therapy for your kid? Hollenstein, in a deeply honest exploration of her own journey as a mother as well as her Buddhist practice, offers a view of motherhood that is deep, kind, and real. The essays shimmer with the message that every single thing we do as mothers is an opportunity to embrace the power, love, chaos, and possibility of this magnificent path.

Aprils Call

Author : Thomas A. Ryerson
Publisher : Thomas Ryerson
ISBN 13 : 0969742983
Total Pages : 298 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (697 download)

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Download or read book Aprils Call written by Thomas A. Ryerson and published by Thomas Ryerson. This book was released on 2007-10 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Reasons Mommy Drinks

Author : Lyranda Martin-Evans
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0385349300
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book Reasons Mommy Drinks written by Lyranda Martin-Evans and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-09-10 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes. Being a new mom is “AHHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?” hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again that’s not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep? Reasons Mommy Drinks is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parents—from mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leave—with a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This must-have resource will help sleep-deprived new moms survive the baby years with their sense of humor, if not their lives as they once knew them, intact.

The Mommy Diet

Author : Alison Sweeney
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451651449
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book The Mommy Diet written by Alison Sweeney and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-12-13 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The star of "Days of Our Lives" and host of NBC's "The Biggest Loser" shares her "diet" of nutrition and fitness tips that new moms can follow to look and feel fantastic.

Sometimes My Mommy Gets Angry

Author : Bebe Moore Campbell
Publisher : Puffin
ISBN 13 : 9780142403594
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book Sometimes My Mommy Gets Angry written by Bebe Moore Campbell and published by Puffin. This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little girl copes with her mother's mental illness, with the help of her grandmother and friends.

Mommy's Special Juice

Author : S. A. Brathwaite
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780578892207
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (922 download)

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Download or read book Mommy's Special Juice written by S. A. Brathwaite and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-09 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even during her maternity leave, Mom spends her days working nonstop. But to her child, every day is nonstop fun! Mommy's Special Juice is a children's book for parents who appreciate the deep joys and real challenges of raising children. It's a relatable look at the daily challenges of parenting as told from the child's perspective. Get ready for a much-needed laugh at bedtime that will (hopefully) fly over your kid's head.

M Is for Mama

Author : Abbie Halberstadt
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736983783
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)

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Download or read book M Is for Mama written by Abbie Halberstadt and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mama of ten Abbie Halberstadt helps women humbly and gracefully rise to the high calling of motherhood without settling for mediocrity or losing their minds in the process. Motherhood is a challenge. Unfortunately, our worldly culture offers moms little in the way of real help. Mamas only connect to celebrate surviving another day and to share in their misery rather than rejoice in what God has done and to build each other up in hard times. There has a be a better way, a biblical way, for mamas to grow and thrive. As a daughter of Christ, you have been called to be more than an average mama. Attaining excellence doesn’t have to be unsettling but it will take committed focus and a desire to parent well according to God’s grace and for His glory. M is for Mama offers advice, encouragement, and scripturally sound strategies seasoned with a little bit of humor to help you embrace the challenge of biblical motherhood and raise your children with love and wisdom. Mama, you are worthy of the awesome responsibility God has given you. Now it’s time to start believing you can live up to it.

Happy & You Know It

Author : Laura Hankin
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1984806238
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (848 download)

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Download or read book Happy & You Know It written by Laura Hankin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-05-19 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “For fans of Sex and the City and The Nanny Diaries comes this juicy story…that would make even the most meticulously Drybar-ed hair curl.”—Good Housekeeping As seen in The Washington Post • Good Housekeeping • theSkimm • Good Morning America • ABC News • Book of the Month • Belletrist • OK! Magazine • Betches • Newsweek • Parade • New York Post Best Book of the Week A dark, witty page-turner about a struggling young musician who takes a job singing for a playgroup of overprivileged babies and their effortlessly cool moms, only to find herself pulled into their glamorous lives and dangerous secrets.... After her former band shot to superstardom without her, Claire reluctantly agrees to a gig as a playgroup musician for wealthy infants on New York's Park Avenue. Claire is surprised to discover that she is smitten with her new employers, a welcoming clique of wellness addicts with impossibly shiny hair, who whirl from juice cleanse to overpriced miracle vitamins to spin class with limitless energy. There is perfect hostess Whitney who is on the brink of social-media stardom and just needs to find a way to keep her flawless life from falling apart. Caustically funny, recent stay-at-home mom Amara who is struggling to embrace her new identity. And old money, veteran mom Gwen who never misses an opportunity to dole out parenting advice. But as Claire grows closer to the stylish women who pay her bills, she uncovers secrets and betrayals that no amount of activated charcoal can fix. Filled with humor and shocking twists, Happy and You Know It is a brilliant take on motherhood – exposing it as yet another way for society to pass judgment on women – while also exploring the baffling magnetism of curated social-media lives that are designed to make us feel unworthy. But, ultimately, this dazzling novel celebrates the unlikely bonds that form, and the power that can be unlocked, when a group of very different women is thrown together when each is at her most vulnerable.

The Pruwahaha Monster

Author : Jean-Paul Mulders
Publisher : Kids Can Press Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1771387645
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (713 download)

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Download or read book The Pruwahaha Monster written by Jean-Paul Mulders and published by Kids Can Press Ltd. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little boy goes with his father to swing on his favorite swing. But a huuuuuge monster has just woken up from a long nap nearby, and it’s very hungry — for little children! As the monster creeps closer and tries to scare the boy with its fierce cry, “pruwwwahhahaha!” all the boy does is laugh and swing. Is the boy fearless? Or is there something he knows about this monster that we don’t know? The spine-tingling suspense will keep the smallest thrill seekers on the edge of their seats — then they’ll beg to hear it one more time!

The Happiest Mommy You Know

Author : Genevieve Shaw Brown
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501135791
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book The Happiest Mommy You Know written by Genevieve Shaw Brown and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this “guilt-free ticket to refocusing your priorities” (Parents Magazine), ABC News reporter (and mom to three) Genevieve Shaw Brown reveals the deceptively simple golden rule for maternal happiness and how today’s busy moms can live better, healthier lives. Award-winning reporter Genevieve Shaw Brown was hell-bent on raising her kids to like vegetables and eat more than chicken nuggets for dinner. She woke up at five a.m. every morning to prepare perfectly portioned meals of turkey meatballs along with veggies, couscous, mashed cauliflower, and sliced fruit for her small children. While eating lukewarm mac-n-cheese out of a brown paper box and feeling sluggish and tired most of the time, she realized that she had never considered eating what she made for her kids. After that, Brown put herself on the “Baby Diet”: she ate the healthy food her kids ate, minimized snacking, and created a more regimented meal plan. She felt better, lost those stubborn pounds, and prepared a short segment on her new diet for Good Morning America that went viral. After that, she began thinking further: what happens when you treat yourself the way you instinctively treat your children? From sleep training to exercising to making time for friends, Brown shares her own stories, expert advice, and innovative hacks to address the common issues mothers face while teaching women how to care for themselves with the same love and attention they give their children and families every day. The Happiest Mommy You Know is the life-changing and incredibly positive approach to the challenges of modern parenting—and gives parents permission to finally treat themselves better.

Hello, My Name Is Mommy

Author : Sheri Lynch
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312318321
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (183 download)

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Download or read book Hello, My Name Is Mommy written by Sheri Lynch and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2004-04-07 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Spock may tell moms to trust their instincts, but a Misfit Mommy wants to do everything but. Mommies-to-be who feel like frauds and impostors won't feel alone anymore with this insightful and laugh-out-loud guide.