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Book Synopsis Mommy's Got a Tramp Stamp by : Cassie Pigg
Download or read book Mommy's Got a Tramp Stamp written by Cassie Pigg and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Motherhood is a freaking mess y'all. Actually, I'm a freaking mess, but aren't we all in one way or another?I wanted to write this book to share my disaster after recovering from all the wonders motherhood has to offer. In particular, my experience with "severe postpartum anxiety." Let's get real, though. You don't recover from postpartum anxiety. It is something you survive. It is one of the many battles I faced during early motherhood. Bringing a life into this world brings you to the brink of hell, but if you let it, it also brings you this particular kind of magic that you never imagined existed in your pre-baby world. Mama, it makes you a freaking SUPERHERO!-My name is Cassie Pigg. I am no one special. I'm not famous. Insta-what? I am ambitious. I cuss like a sailor. If you have issues with profanity, don't buy this book. I've always been a party girl. I love to laugh, and I love with my whole entire heart. I am a mother. And I have a tramp stamp. This is my story. -Disclaimer: This is absolutely not a "how-to" guide to motherhood or parenting. I'm not an expert. Hell, some days I question every "mom" move I make. I'm just a real mom to a beautiful baby girl, and I am surviving.-1 in 9 mothers in the US suffer from postpartum depression, and they need all the support available. I am sharing my story in an effort to help new mothers. Motherhood can be a difficult journey, and my goal is to make sure moms are equipped with the necessary resources for survival. Suicide is the 2nd highest cause of mortality postpartum, and this is unacceptable. The stigma surrounding perinatal mental health needs to end. Like, right now.
Book Synopsis Mommy Had a Little Flask by : A.K. Turner
Download or read book Mommy Had a Little Flask written by A.K. Turner and published by Fever Streak Press. This book was released on 2013-06-19 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **Winner of the 2015 Bronze IPPY in Humor** PUBLISHERS WEEKLY REVIEW: Turner is back and better than ever in this comedic sequel to This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store, as reliably honest and zany storytelling conveys both joys and trials of parenthood. Turner, an Idaho mother raising two young daughters, has an opinion on everything, including buffets (they bear responsibility for "what's wrong with this country"); writers' retreats and how to measure the quality of someone's writing by how much he or she talks about it ("excessive babbling" is an "attempt to compensate for crippling insecurity"); and a parenting technique she calls "Willful Denial of Fact." Vignettes range from botched chemical peels, her children's Mandarin classes, endeavors to use a Slip ‘n Slide, and six months in Mexico with the in-laws. Readers will be pleased to see familiar characters reprise their roles from Turner's first book, such as brother-in-law Virgil, who tells everyone that Turner's father is Dean Koontz, "the guy who wrote The Shining." Turner's unapologetic confessional is easy to relate to, and she succeeds in finding humor and entertainment in even the most mundane trials of motherhood. In the hilarious sequel to the bestselling "momoir" This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store, A.K. Turner returns with the mayhem of motherhood. From preschoolers blurting obscenities in public places to living with her in-laws in Mexico, Mommy Had a Little Flask delivers a delightfully raw and honest account of family life in Turner's latest laugh-out-loud confessional. “It’s rare for a writer to actually make me laugh out loud, but A.K. Turner does just that.” —Robin O'Bryant, New York Times bestselling author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable and Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “I laughed out loud at Mommy Had a Little Flask, but make no mistake, this book is equally heartfelt and humorous as A.K. Turner delves into all the wonders, challenges and horrifying playground moments of parenting – the most extreme sport there is.” —Cameron Morfit, Sports Illustrated “A.K. Turner is always hilarious, and she doesn’t disappoint.” —Jen Mann, New York Times bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat “The thing that I can’t get over with A.K. Turner is that she is endlessly fresh. Funny, always, but fresh, sweet funny that keeps me coming back again and again...and craving more. Always can’t wait to read her latest.” —Meredith Spidel, The Mom of the Year “A.K. Turner can turn even the simplest family story into a rollicking, outrageous, hilarious adventure. Buckle up!” —Michelle Newman, You’re My Favorite Today, contributor to the bestselling humor anthologies I Just Want to Pee Alone and I Just Want to Be Alone, and Community Contributor at Entertainment Weekly “A.K. Turner is the best friend that we dream of having: someone who is smart and eloquent and doesn’t take herself or her life too seriously. That is what makes all of her books so fabulous, you can’t help but envision yourself right alongside of her, cheering her on, laughing out loud and thanking your lucky stars that you have her in your life.” —Lynn Morrison, The Nomad Mom Diary, Circle of Moms Top 25 Funny Bloggers, Circle of Moms Top 25 European Bloggers, and contributor to BLUNTmoms and The Huffington Post “A.K. Turner’s writing manages to be both hilarious and heartfelt at the same time. When I read her words, I find myself laughing to the point of tears one minute and then crying real tears the next. It’s writing that makes you feel something. Something real and deep and honest. Which is how writing should be.” —Deva Dalporto, My Life Suckers
Book Synopsis You Just Can’t Make This Sh*T Up; Extremely Comical and Unbelievably True Memoirs of a Childhood, Adolescence and Adulthood. by : Dr. Dominique Marie Fufidio
Download or read book You Just Can’t Make This Sh*T Up; Extremely Comical and Unbelievably True Memoirs of a Childhood, Adolescence and Adulthood. written by Dr. Dominique Marie Fufidio and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2023-06-16 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: About the Book Author Dominique Fufidio wanted to write a book, but about what? While reading the first couple chapters of the autobiography by comedian Kevin Hart, she was inspired reading stories about his father. This prompted her to break out her computer and write the first chapter of You Just Can’t Make This Sh*t Up. Dominique started to write a story of childhood, the story of her childhood, all stories that involved her dad. These short stories are the same she had been telling for years, entertaining others while letting them into her life. Dominique’s childhood memoirs made her the life of every party and her father a legend. Many wish to meet her dad, now all can know the stories of Dominique Fufidio, her childhood, and her experiences centralized around her father. If you didn’t know these stories are recollections of memories and experiences, you wouldn’t believe them to be true, they are just flat-out absurd. These stories are so far out of the norm of how children are raised, how people behave, you really just can’t make this sh*t up. About the Author Dr. Dominique Marie Fufidio lives in Dallas, Texas with her husband, Matthew, and two dog babies. She owned and sold her successful dental practice, is a retired competitive athlete, coach, mentor, and good friend. Dominique wrote this book around the time of her ten-year wedding anniversary, dedicating it to Matt.
Book Synopsis Zombie Games (Uncut) Boxed Set by : Kristen Middleton
Download or read book Zombie Games (Uncut) Boxed Set written by Kristen Middleton and published by Kristen Middleton. This book was released on with total page 679 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author, Kristen Middleton. Seventeen-year-old Cassandra Wild thought that living in the chaos of her mother's home daycare and dealing with new feelings for Bryce, her martial arts instructor, was a struggle until her world turned upside down. When an untested vaccine kills more than just a rampant flu virus, Cassie learns how to survive in a world where the dead walk and the living... run! This YA story is a lighthearted adventure filled with zombies, butt-kicking teenaged girls, a man obsessed with video games, an annoying but totally HOT karate instructor, and humor when needed. Includes - Origins Running Wild Dead Endz Road Kill End Zone For fans of Walking Dead. This version contains graphic language, violence, and adult situations. Intended for ages 17 and older. KEYWORDS: zombies 2017, zombie boxed set, zombie series, epic adventure, zombies, zombie stories, zombie series, teen zombie stories, zombie apocalypse adventure, scary zombie stories, scary monster stories, zombie nation, world war z fans, apocalypse, survival stories, dystopian stories, dystopian zombie stories, armageddon, end of times, adventure, YA horror,
Download or read book Yes Mommy written by Amy Sprenger and published by Sheffield Publishing Group. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What kind of mother doesn’t say no to her kids? One who is clearly angling for the Mother of the Year trophy – or an extended stay in a mental institution. After deciding to eliminate the words no, don’t and stop from her parenting vocabulary for one month, Amy Sprenger documents what life is like with her three young children. Spoiler alert: she’s still alive, so it didn’t actually kill her.
Book Synopsis Dark Realms (Six Tales of Dark Fantasy, Paranormal Romance, Urban Fantasy & Horror)) by : Kristen Middleton
Download or read book Dark Realms (Six Tales of Dark Fantasy, Paranormal Romance, Urban Fantasy & Horror)) written by Kristen Middleton and published by Kristen Middleton. This book was released on with total page 632 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vampires, witches, and zombies - all under one cover! Wicked Blur Enchanted Secrets Zombie Games (Origins) The Coin Collector Venom Warning - Adult language and situations - recommended for ages sixteen and above. Wicked (A Night Roamers Short) When eighteen-year-old Emily wakes up to find herself being held captive in a barn with four other women and tries to escape, she finds herself being hunted by a dark presence through the deep woods of Montana. Blur (Book One of Night Roamers) Danger lurks in the dead of night... Seventeen year old Nikki and her twin brother, Nathan, move to the small town of Shore Lake to start over after their mother is brutally attacked. When a missing teenager washes up on shore during their first night at the cabin and there are whispers of vampires in Shore Lake, Nikki begins to realize that there are things roaming in the darkness that are far more sinister than what they left behind in the city Enchanted Secrets (Book One of Witches Of Bayport) Magic, murder, and mayhem... Eighteen-year-old Kendra learns that her mother has been keeping secrets, the biggest being that she and her twin sister, Kala, are descendants of a long line of witches. Unfortunately, where magic reigns, so does danger and she is forced into an adventure that leaves her racing against the clock to stop an evil curse. The Coin Collector (Stand-alone Short) In their small Iowa town, children start to go missing on their tenth birthday. The hot Irish girl across the street claims her creepy father, Mr. O'Darby, is a leprechaun who collects more than just gold coins, and 17-year-old Trent begins to fear for the safety of his brother, Ben, whose tenth birthday grows near. Zombie Games (Origins) Book One Seventeen-year-old Cassandra Wild thought that living in the chaos of her mother's home daycare and dealing with new feelings for Bryce, her martial arts instructor, was a struggle until her world turned upside down. When an untested vaccine kills more than just a rampant flu virus, Cassie learns how to survive in a world where the dead walk and the living... run! Venom – (Derived from Night Roamers) When Melody Williams goes missing at a concert, at Club Nightshade, her eighteen-year-old cousin, Chelsey Fairfax, sneaks into the club to find answers. Little does she know that some mysteries are better left hidden. Meanwhile, Venom is in town, a hot new band from Europe, and the owner of Club Nightshade wants them there permanently... These are tales of paranormal romance, dark fantasy, horror, mystery, and urban fantasy! KEYWORDS: free horror, young adult, free horror books to read, free ebooks, freebies, free stories, free zombie stories, free zombie fiction, adventure, free teen books, free teen horror, zombie stories, dystopian, zombie apocalypse, walking dead, dark fantasy, humor, paranormal romance, scary stories, zombie series, zombie stories, supernatural, free supernatural, free horror, free dystopian, free fantasy, free teen books, free adventure books, free action books, free zombie books, zombie apocalypse series, zombie thriller, post-apocalyptic, zombie horror, zombie Armageddon, zombie series, dystopianKeywords: urban fantasy, gothic, free, freebie, free ebook, free romance, free vampire, free romance ebook, free fantasy book, free dark fantasy, free lycan, free werewolf, free romance book, paranormal, vampire, quick read, short, serial, action books, free zombie books, zombie apocalypse series, zombie thriller, post-apocalyptic, zombie horror, zombie Armageddon, zombie series, dystopianKeywords: urban fantasy, gothic, free, freebie, free ebook, free romance, free vampire, free romance ebook, free fantasy book, free dark fantasy, free lycan, free werewolf, free romance book, paranormal, vampire, quick read, short, serial, romance, free romance books, free romance book, romance, free, freebie, free book, free ebook, free romance ebook, free romance book, free romance novel, free book, free romance books, free fantasy, free paranormal, teen, young adult, vampire love story, vampires, werewolves, witches, dark fantasy, supernaturalromance, free romance books, free romance book, romance, free, freebie, free book, free ebook, free romance ebook, free romance book, free romance novel, free book, free romance books, free fantasy, free paranormal, teen, young adult, vampire love story, vampires, werewolves, witches, dark fantasy, supernatural
Book Synopsis Zombie Games (Origins) (FREE Zombie Apocalypse Adventure) by : Kristen Middleton
Download or read book Zombie Games (Origins) (FREE Zombie Apocalypse Adventure) written by Kristen Middleton and published by Kristen Middleton. This book was released on 2018-10-28 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by New York Times Bestselling Author, Kristen Middleton. Seventeen year old Cassandra Wild thought living in the chaos of her mother's home daycare and dealing with her developing feelings for Bryce, her new Martial Arts' instructor, was a struggle, until the night her world turned upside down. When an untested vaccine kills more than just a rampant flu virus, Cassie learns how to survive in a world where the dead walk and the living...run! This book is a free download featuring zombies, adventure, and horror during the zombie apocalypse in a post-apocalyptic world. It is recommended for mature teens and older and fans of Walking Dead. KEYWORDS: free horror, young adult, free horror books to read, free ebooks, freebies, free stories, free zombie stories, free zombie fiction, adventure, free teen books, free teen horror, zombie stories, dystopian, zombie apocalypse, walking dead, dark fantasy, humor, paranormal romance, scary stories, zombie series, zombie stories, supernatural, free supernatural, free horror, free dystopian, free fantasy, free teen books, free adventure books, free action books, free zombie books, zombie apocalypse series, zombie thriller, post-apocalyptic, zombie horror, zombie Armageddon, zombie series, dystopian
Book Synopsis Origins (Zombie Games Book One) by : Kristen Middleton
Download or read book Origins (Zombie Games Book One) written by Kristen Middleton and published by Kristen Middleton. This book was released on with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by USA Today Bestselling Author K.l. Middleton Seventeen-year-old Cassandra Wild thought that living in the chaos of her mother's home daycare and dealing with new feelings for Bryce, her martial arts instructor, was a struggle until her world turned upside down. When an untested vaccine kills more than just a rampant flu virus, Cassie learns how to survive in a world where the dead walk and the living... run! This YA story is a lighthearted adventure filled with zombies, butt-kicking teenaged girls, a man obsessed with video games, an annoying but totally HOT karate instructor, and humor when needed. Zombie Apocalypse? Bring it! This is a young adult fictional story that includes some language, violence, and mild sexual situations. Recommended for ages sixteen and up and fans of Walking Dead. KEYWORDS: free horror, free, young adult, free horror books to read, free ebooks, freebies, free stories, free zombie stories, free zombie fiction, adventure, free teen books, free teen horror, zombie stories, dystopian, zombie apocalypse, walking dead, dark fantasy, humor, paranormal romance, scary stories, zombie series, zombie stories, supernatural, free supernatural, free horror, free dystopian, free fantasy, free teen books, free adventure books, free action books, free zombie books, zombie apocalypse series, zombie thriller, post-apocalyptic, zombie horror, zombie Armageddon, zombie series, dystopian free, freebie, the walking dead, walking dead, free zombie books, zombie, zombie books, zombie books free, zombie books for kids free, zombies, undead, horror, science fiction, post-apocalyptic, dystopian, teen young adult, dark fantasy, zombie books free teen books, free zombie, post-apocalypse books, post apocalyptic fiction, free dystopian books, free dystopian fiction, maze runner, divergent, zombie apocalypse, zombie series, the walking dead, j.k. rowling, alan dean foster, rick yancey, the 5th wave, walking dead, world war z, mira grant, joe hill, zombie apocalypse, maze runner, divergent, post apocalyptic fiction, dystopian fiction, j.l. bourne, peter clines, robert mcccamon, zombie series, post apocalyptic books, Max Brooks, Joe Hill, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, DJ Molles, scott nicholson, saul tanpepper, jonathan maberry, james herbert, jason brant, kristen middleton, K.R. Griffiths, post apocalyptic series, apocalypse, dystopian books, gameland, dystopian science fiction, world war z, survival horror, zombie fiction, free science fiction books
Book Synopsis Exile on Front Street by : George Christie
Download or read book Exile on Front Street written by George Christie and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I hadn't planned on writing a book when I quit the Hells Angels. After forty years in the Hells Angels, George Christie was ready to retire. As president of the high-profile Ventura charter of the club, he had been the yin to Sonny Barger’s yang. Barger was the reckless figurehead and de facto world leader of the Hells Angels. Christie was the negotiator, the spokesman, the thinker, the guy who smoothed things out. He was the one who carried the Olympic torch and counted movie stars, artists, rock musicians, and police chief captains among his friends. But leaving the Hells Angels isn’t easy, and within two weeks of retirement, he was told he was “out bad”—blackballed by his fellow Angels, prohibited from wearing the club patch, and even told he should remove his Death Head tattoo. Now Christie sets out to tell his story. Exile on Front Street is the tale of how a former Marine gave up a comfortable job with the Department of Defense and swore allegiance to the Hells Angels. In this revealing, hard-hitting memoir, he recounts his life as an outlaw biker with the world’s most infamous motorcycle club.
Download or read book ManWords written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-06-18 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So your bros are hanging around the grill, shooting the shit while putting back brews from a pony keg. The air's heavy with barbecue sauce, stale belches, and testosterone. And you want to sound manly, like you read Maxim, not GQ. Like you watch football, not gymnastics. You want to use words like "crack-back," "low rider," and "mojo." You need ManWords. If you want to be a high roller, a mac daddy, or a player, you also need this book. And if "taupe," "ruching," and "brow gel" are words you actually know, get this book now. You can probably still be saved.
Book Synopsis Instagram Moms are Full of Sh*t by : Lesley Prosko
Download or read book Instagram Moms are Full of Sh*t written by Lesley Prosko and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2024-05-28 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you done with reels that show moms who make it look so easy when some mornings you don’t even manage to get your hair brushed before taking your kids to school? Have you ever been mom-shamed for something you’ve done or haven’t done for your children? Or have you—even unintentionally—mom shamed someone else? Are you tired of the unrealistic expectations of motherhood that is portrayed all over social media? The truth is, momming isn’t about having it all figured out. No mom has it all figured out. Instagram Moms are Full of Sh!t, To Hell With Mom Shaming shows the honest, often chaotic, realities of being a mom, and knowing that in all the wonderful craziness, they are doing a great job! Writing from personal experience and input from other moms, Lesley Prosko, mother of two little ones, takes an in-depth look at some of the most common mom-shaming themes, considering cultural, generational, historical, and parenting style differences, including: • birth plans • breastfeeding vs formula • vaccinations • child sleep habits • working mom vs stay-at-home mom • exercising while pregnant • navigating screen time • and more Told with insight, humour, and sporadic sarcasm, this practical resource is designed to help real moms stop comparing themselves to other moms who want the world to think that every day is a great one—because those moms are full of sh!t.
Download or read book Shattered written by Kia DuPree and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From award-winning author Kia DuPree, hailed for her emotionally complex characters and breakneck pacing, comes a propulsive and compelling novel about a young girl navigating the dangerous underbelly of the foster care system. Kiki's world is turned upside down when her partially deaf mother loses custody of her children, sending Kiki and her siblings into foster care. After running away with a friend, the two run straight into the arms of a pedophile in disguise, who lures the two girls into a life far too mature for their twelve-year-old minds. Held in captivity for months, the girls are finally set free when a neighbor exposes them. But what should have been a happy moment for Kiki actually sends her on a life path that quickly spirals out of control.
Book Synopsis Anybody's Daughter by : Charles Abood
Download or read book Anybody's Daughter written by Charles Abood and published by White Bird Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2022-05-31 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following a small courthouse wedding, criminal defense attorney Adam Kennedy and his bride Ellen, a high-school teacher and tennis coach, set sail for a weekend, honeymoon cruise to Kelleys Island. Their idyllic bubble bursts when hijackers board their sailboat in the middle of the night and order them at gunpoint to make it to a rendezvous point before daylight, or die. While fighting terrible weather conditions on Lake Erie, Adam and Ellen are shocked to discover that the contraband they are transporting is not drugs, as they suspected, but two teenage girls. The realization that they are unwilling participants in a human trafficking scheme forces them to confront an agonizing decision when, with time running out, the opportunity to save themselves presents itself. Can they live with themselves if they walk away, or do they stay and risk their own lives, on the off chance that they can rescue these young women, whom they barely know, from the horrors of life as sex slaves?
Download or read book Apollyon's Saint The Beginning written by and published by Zachary Koukol. This book was released on with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Lost in 2003 written by Kimberly Nicole and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2023-12-12 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Forty-year-old Traci Woods believes her life has finally reached perfection. She and her wife, Monique, have just moved into their dream home. Before they can even get settled in, they meet their eccentric neighbor Frank, who claims to be an inventor. He is working on a time machine to transport himself directly into his body of twenty years ago so he can change his life. Due to an unexpected glitch when Frank tests his machine, Traci ends up being thrown back into her twenty-year-old body in the year 2003. Can she persuade the younger version of Frank to build a new time machine to take her back to her real life? Should she contact twenty-one-year-old Monique and convince her they know each other in the future? Or will Traci completely regress into her young partying life?
Book Synopsis The Sound of Deception by : Susan Ann Wall
Download or read book The Sound of Deception written by Susan Ann Wall and published by IndieWrites, Inc.. This book was released on 2014-10-25 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s the best arrangement possible: a friends-with-benefits relationship with the man she’s had a crush on for over a decade. Morgan Landry’s commitment to her career, coupled with her goal of NEVER being like her mother is what has her going back to Bryan Curtis for more and more…and well, even more. The biggest challenge is keeping it from their coupled-up friends, including her overprotective brother, who are all on the road to marriage, the one destination Morgan has no intention of reaching. When the arrangement sprouts some complications and Morgan starts failing tests and running away from her job, she does her best to deny the true beat in her heart. Chief Petty Officer Bryan Curtis is married to the navy. He’s seen too many marriages fail because of the demands of the military to crave that kind of commitment. Because he likes women, his shallow reputation of pursing blondes has earned him the title of man-whore, a moniker he’s never minded until he crosses the line with Morgan. His loyalty to Morgan’s older brother – Bryan’s best friend – continues to eat away at him, but not enough for him to walk away from the women he’s craved for over a decade. Bryan keeps the secret to keep her in his bed, but when his heart gets involved, he has to own up to his feelings and hope it doesn’t ruin his friendship with his best friend or have Morgan jumping ship.
Download or read book Barbella written by Lane Rockford Orsak and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-04-21 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's the skateboarding daughter of professional bodybuilders to do when she's expelled from a posh East Coast boarding school in a cloud of sex scandal? Barbella goes back home to Venice Beach, California, where she tries to find new purpose in her old surroundings. Enter the new Maxi Ho Gym, a wild-eyed Korean ex-K-Pop star's gamble that "Muscle Beach" is ready for natural fitness without barbells and steroids. Barbella joins his ragtag team alongside a homeless philosopher, an ex-Navy SEAL, a brassy Brooklyn yoga instructor, a theatrical Compton dancer, and a handsome Chechen parkour star who falls for her. When financial realities threaten to close the gym, the only hope for a last-hour rescue comes from the unlikeliest of sources-and from a stunning decades-old secret. Full of crazy heart and cheerfully profane camaraderie, the "pali pali Boom Boom!" BARBELLA will make you cheer and crack up in equal measure.