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The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days

Author : Ian Frazier
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
ISBN 13 : 0374709491
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (747 download)

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Download or read book The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days written by Ian Frazier and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on his widely read columns for The New Yorker, Ian Frazier's uproarious first novel, The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days, centers on a profoundly memorable character, sprung from an impressively fertile imagination. Structured as a daybook of sorts, the book follows the Cursing Mommy—beleaguered wife of Larry and mother of two boys, twelve and eight—as she tries (more or less) valiantly to offer tips on how to do various tasks around the home, only to end up on the ground, cursing, surrounded by broken glass. Her voice is somewhere between Phyllis Diller's and Sylvia Plath's: a hilariously desperate housewife with a taste for swearing and large glasses of red wine, who speaks to the frustrations of everyday life. Frazier has demonstrated an astonishing ability to operate with ease in a variety of registers: from On the Rez, an investigation into the lives of modern day Oglala Sioux written with a mix of humor, compassion, and imagination, to Dating Your Mom, a sidesplitting collection of humorous essays that imagines, among other things, how and why you might begin a romance with your mother. Here, Frazier tackles another genre with his usual grace and aplomb, as well as an extra helping of his trademark wicked wit. The Cursing Mommy's failures and weaknesses are our own—and Frazier gives them a loving, satirical spin that is uniquely his own.

Mommy Beeps

Author : Kim Baillieul
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781092271462
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (714 download)

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Download or read book Mommy Beeps written by Kim Baillieul and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-30 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "... Perhaps never before has type 1 diabetes been presented to children as endearingly and accessibly as by Kim Baillieul in the recently-published Mommy Beeps." -Maria Muccioli, PhD - writer for www.diabetesdaily.com Where does insulin go? In the butter compartment of the fridge, of course. Mommy Beeps is a story for children who have a parent, sibling, teacher, or other loved one who has diabetes. Explore the day in the life of a type 1 diabetic and her child as they go on adventures - dealing with high and low sugars, waiting on hold for lab results, and visiting the endocrinologist. Check out the book "highly recommended" by DiabetesDaily.com - with detailed illustrations of diabetic supplies & machines that beep (whether a meter or pump), Mommy Beeps provides opportunities to discuss the varying ways diabetes can be managed and how it impacts those around them. This book is sure to be an essential for any child who is close with anyone who has type 1 diabetes (or type 2!) - but is not diabetic themselves. Author Kim Baillieul and Illustrator Elisena Bonadio make their debut with Mommy Beeps, a passion project - independently published through their label Bonus Spoon Books, which aims to help people with chronic illnesses educate and advocate the little ones in their lives.

If Your Monster Won't Go To Bed

Author : Denise Vega
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0553496557
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (534 download)

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Download or read book If Your Monster Won't Go To Bed written by Denise Vega and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of How to Babysit a Grandpa comes a tongue-in-cheek story that is a step-by-step manual for putting your monster to bed. If you have a monster that won’t go to bed, don’t bother asking your parents to help. They know a lot about putting kids to bed, but nothing about putting monsters to bed. It’s not their fault; they’re just not good at it. Read this book instead. It will tell you what to feed your monster before bed (it’s not warm milk), and what to sing to your monster (it’s not a soothing lullaby), and what to read to your monster to send him off to dreamland in no time (the scarier, the better). Just make sure you don’t get too good at putting monsters to bed—or you might have a BIG problem on your hands! Praise for Zachariah OHora: “The text is pitch-perfect, and the art is its match.” —Chicago Tribune (Wolfie the Bunny) “Picture books with hip, quirky illustrations that are not just funny but also have plenty of heart are hard to find. The stylish My Cousin Momo by Zachariah OHora has it all.” —The Boston Globe (My Cousin Momo) [set star] “OHora’s acrylic paintings are the heart of this tale. They clearly show everyone’s feelings . . . and there are brilliant bits of humor and whimsy.” —School Library Journal, starred review (Wolfie the Bunny) “OHora could paint stones in the street and make them funny.” —Publishers Weekly (My Cousin Momo)

Mommy Mixology

Author : Janet Frongillo
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612430864
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book Mommy Mixology written by Janet Frongillo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-14 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

Mommy Needs Her Juice

Author : Allison Johnson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (374 download)

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Download or read book Mommy Needs Her Juice written by Allison Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All moms need breaks. No judgment here. In fact, this break is doctor recommend. Cheers! Written in the vain of "Go the F**k to Sleep" this book will make you laugh out loud. It's better than wine itself...almost. A salute to moms everywhere. And kids - we love you!

The Mommy Diet

Author : Alison Sweeney
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451651449
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book The Mommy Diet written by Alison Sweeney and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-12-13 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The star of "Days of Our Lives" and host of NBC's "The Biggest Loser" shares her "diet" of nutrition and fitness tips that new moms can follow to look and feel fantastic.

Reasons Mommy Drinks

Author : Lyranda Martin-Evans
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0385349300
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book Reasons Mommy Drinks written by Lyranda Martin-Evans and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-09-10 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes. Being a new mom is “AHHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?” hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again that’s not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep? Reasons Mommy Drinks is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parents—from mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leave—with a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This must-have resource will help sleep-deprived new moms survive the baby years with their sense of humor, if not their lives as they once knew them, intact.

Hello, My Name Is Mommy

Author : Sheri Lynch
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312318321
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (183 download)

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Download or read book Hello, My Name Is Mommy written by Sheri Lynch and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2004-04-07 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Spock may tell moms to trust their instincts, but a Misfit Mommy wants to do everything but. Mommies-to-be who feel like frauds and impostors won't feel alone anymore with this insightful and laugh-out-loud guide.

One Word at a Time

Author : Lois Bloom
Publisher : Walter de Gruyter
ISBN 13 : 3110819090
Total Pages : 264 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book One Word at a Time written by Lois Bloom and published by Walter de Gruyter. This book was released on 2013-08-26 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

M Is for Mama

Author : Abbie Halberstadt
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736983783
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)

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Download or read book M Is for Mama written by Abbie Halberstadt and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mama of ten Abbie Halberstadt helps women humbly and gracefully rise to the high calling of motherhood without settling for mediocrity or losing their minds in the process. Motherhood is a challenge. Unfortunately, our worldly culture offers moms little in the way of real help. Mamas only connect to celebrate surviving another day and to share in their misery rather than rejoice in what God has done and to build each other up in hard times. There has a be a better way, a biblical way, for mamas to grow and thrive. As a daughter of Christ, you have been called to be more than an average mama. Attaining excellence doesn’t have to be unsettling but it will take committed focus and a desire to parent well according to God’s grace and for His glory. M is for Mama offers advice, encouragement, and scripturally sound strategies seasoned with a little bit of humor to help you embrace the challenge of biblical motherhood and raise your children with love and wisdom. Mama, you are worthy of the awesome responsibility God has given you. Now it’s time to start believing you can live up to it.

The Mommy Group

Author : Elizabeth Isadora Gold
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476785872
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book The Mommy Group written by Elizabeth Isadora Gold and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Elizabeth Isadora Gold writes vividly and humorously about the trials and trip-outs of new-motherhood.” —The New Yorker “If you only read one parenting book this year, make it The Mommy Group...This book is incisive, insightful, and downright delightful. I did not mean for that to rhyme” —Adam Mansbach, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Go the F*ck to Sleep In 2010, seven women met in Brooklyn, New York, to form a Mommy Group. Over coffee, croissants, wine, and the occasional baby carrot, they commiserated about typical new-mother issues: difficult births, babies who slept in ten-minute increments, and breast pumps that talked back in the middle of the night. And then things got complicated. Elizabeth and Melissa suffered from postpartum depression and anxiety. Jane’s daughter was diagnosed with developmental delays. Anna’s husband left her when their baby was two weeks old. Through it all, the Mommy Group laughed, supported, and learned lessons from one another that the myriad “experts” hadn’t delivered. The journalist of the bunch—author Elizabeth Isadora Gold—reached out to other Mommy Groups around the country and found that similar bonds were forming far beyond brownstone Brooklyn. In fact, mothers across all class, geographic, and racial boundaries appear to be searching for the same thing: a way to be strong, loving, engaged parents “while retaining—or remaking—our Selves.” A witty, relatable, and honest look at the realities of parenthood today, The Mommy Group is a companion that will help any mom feel understood and empowered, and keep her laughing all the way.

The Happiest Mommy You Know

Author : Genevieve Shaw Brown
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501135791
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book The Happiest Mommy You Know written by Genevieve Shaw Brown and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this “guilt-free ticket to refocusing your priorities” (Parents Magazine), ABC News reporter (and mom to three) Genevieve Shaw Brown reveals the deceptively simple golden rule for maternal happiness and how today’s busy moms can live better, healthier lives. Award-winning reporter Genevieve Shaw Brown was hell-bent on raising her kids to like vegetables and eat more than chicken nuggets for dinner. She woke up at five a.m. every morning to prepare perfectly portioned meals of turkey meatballs along with veggies, couscous, mashed cauliflower, and sliced fruit for her small children. While eating lukewarm mac-n-cheese out of a brown paper box and feeling sluggish and tired most of the time, she realized that she had never considered eating what she made for her kids. After that, Brown put herself on the “Baby Diet”: she ate the healthy food her kids ate, minimized snacking, and created a more regimented meal plan. She felt better, lost those stubborn pounds, and prepared a short segment on her new diet for Good Morning America that went viral. After that, she began thinking further: what happens when you treat yourself the way you instinctively treat your children? From sleep training to exercising to making time for friends, Brown shares her own stories, expert advice, and innovative hacks to address the common issues mothers face while teaching women how to care for themselves with the same love and attention they give their children and families every day. The Happiest Mommy You Know is the life-changing and incredibly positive approach to the challenges of modern parenting—and gives parents permission to finally treat themselves better.

Sometimes My Mommy Gets Angry

Author : Bebe Moore Campbell
Publisher : Puffin
ISBN 13 : 9780142403594
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book Sometimes My Mommy Gets Angry written by Bebe Moore Campbell and published by Puffin. This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little girl copes with her mother's mental illness, with the help of her grandmother and friends.

Mommy Burnout

Author : Dr. Sheryl G. Ziegler
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062683705
Total Pages : 293 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (626 download)

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Download or read book Mommy Burnout written by Dr. Sheryl G. Ziegler and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-02-20 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate must-read handbook for the modern mother: a practical, and positive tool to help free women from the debilitating notion of being the "perfect mom," filled with funny and all too relatable true-life stories and realistic suggestions to stop the burnout cycle, and protect our kids from the damage burnout can cause. Moms, do you feel tired? Overwhelmed? Have you continually put off the things you need to do for you? Do you feel like it’s all worth it because your kids are happy? Are you "over" being a mother? If you answered yes to these questions, you’re not alone. Parents today want to create the ideal childhood for their children. Women strive to be the picture-perfect Pinterest mother that looks amazing, hosts the best birthday parties in town, posts the most "liked" photos, and serves delicious, nutritious home-cooked meals in her neat, organized home after ferrying the kids to school and a host of extracurricular activities on time. This drive, while noble, can also be destructive, causing stress and anxiety that leads to "mommy burnout." Psychologist and family counselor Dr. Sheryl Ziegler is well-versed in the stress that moms face, and the burden of guilt they carry because they often feel like they aren’t doing enough for their kids’ happiness. A mother of three herself, Dr. Z—as she’s affectionately known by her many patients—recognizes and understands that modern moms are all too often plagued by exhaustion, failure, isolation, self-doubt, and a general lack of self-love, and their families are also feeling the effects, too. Over the last nineteen years working with families and children, Dr. Z has devised a prescriptive program for addressing "mommy burnout"—teaching moms that they can learn to re-energize themselves and still feel good about their families and their lives. In this warm and empathetic guide, she examines this modern epidemic among mothers who put their children’s happiness above their own, and offers empowering, proven solutions for alleviating this condition, saving marriages and keeping kids happy in the process.

Where I'm Coming From

Author : Barbara Brandon-Croft
Publisher : Drawn & Quarterly
ISBN 13 : 177046686X
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book Where I'm Coming From written by Barbara Brandon-Croft and published by Drawn & Quarterly. This book was released on 2023-02-07 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Few Black cartoonists have entered national syndication, and before Barbara Brandon-Croft, none of them were women. From 1989 to 2005, she brought Black women’s perspectives to an international audience with her trailblazing comic strip Where I’m Coming From. From diets to day care to debt to dreaded encounters with everyday racism, no issue is off-limits. This remarkable and unapologetically funny career retrospective holds a mirror up to the ways society has changed and all the ways it hasn’t. The magic in Where I’m Coming From is its ability to present an honest image of Black life without sacrificing Black joy, bolstered by unexpected one-liners eliciting much-needed laughter. As the daughter of the mid-century cartoonist Brumsic Brandon Jr.—the creator of Luther, the second nationally syndicated strip to feature a Black lead—Brandon-Croft learned from the best. With supplementary writing by the author and her peers alongside throwback ephemera, this long-overdue collection situates Brandon-Croft as an inimitable cartoonist, humorist, and social commentator, securing her place in the comics canon and allowing her work to inspire new readers at a time when it is most needed.

Mommy, Mama, and Me

Author : Leslea Newman
Publisher : Tricycle Press
ISBN 13 : 1582462631
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (824 download)

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Download or read book Mommy, Mama, and Me written by Leslea Newman and published by Tricycle Press. This book was released on 2009-06-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heartwarming board books about gay parents! A great purchase for new parents and new babies alike, and the perfect gift to show your love for mommy, mama and more! Rhythmic text and illustrations with universal appeal show a toddler spending the day with its mommies. From hide-and-seek to dress-up, then bath time and a kiss goodnight, there's no limit to what a loving family can do together. Share the loving bond between same-sex parents and their children in this hearttwearming story of family.

Best Friends Forever: Volume 1

Author : William J. Smith
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1387049844
Total Pages : 394 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (87 download)

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Download or read book Best Friends Forever: Volume 1 written by William J. Smith and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-07-25 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many times children have been born on the same day even if they are in no way related, but rarely are they born at precisely the same time at the same hospital to two different mothers, but that was the case with Amanda Thompson and her close-friend Sarah Smith, who had little girls born at the exact same time at the same exact hospital on July 16,2016 and not surprisingly, not only are the two Mommies close friends, but their two baby girls quickly become BFF's: Best Friends Foreve