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Thanks for Picking Up My Poop

Author : Editors of Ulysses Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1612435165
Total Pages : 53 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book Thanks for Picking Up My Poop written by Editors of Ulysses Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-11-03 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adorable dogs paired with the hilarious, heartwarming reasons they love their weird-looking, fur-less human companions. Honorable Mention for Pets—Foreword Indies Book of the Year Awards Have you ever considered what our precious pooches would say to us if they could speak? In Thanks for Picking Up My Poop, our cute and cuddly canine companions impart their humorous and heartfelt motivations for staying so dedicated to their sometimes-clueless caregivers. Packed with engaging photos and clever snippets of doggy wisdom, this book helps us mere humans better appreciate those moments of happiness we share with others every day. “A fun and cute present for dog lovers.” —Abilene Reporter News “Who has not lived in fear of how they will be able to waste time when their internet is down? . . . Just add this little book to your emergency supplies (next to the deck of cards). It doesn’t take up much room, and has gobs of the pictures and captions you need.” —Kennett Veterinary Clinic

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345549988
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

Stumbling Into Him

Author : Molly O'Hare
Publisher : Be You Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Stumbling Into Him written by Molly O'Hare and published by Be You Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2018-05-15 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stumbling Into Him is a hilarious meet-cute featuring a curvy, trips over nothing librarian with an over-opinionated Corgi and a drool worthy veterinarian with a heart of gold. Who knew there could be so much chaos surrounding one woman and her dog? Holly has spent her whole life as a walking disaster, from running into walls, tripping over invisible objects, and always being in the wrong place at the wrong time. When a seemingly normal outing taking her overly opinionated Corgi for a walk resulted in an object to the face, she didn’t think her day could get any worse. The moment she opened her eyes and saw the Adonis standing over her, she knew she’d been wrong. It was about to get a whole lot worse. Ben’s lived his whole life disobeying his uptight, self-centered, shrew of a mother. Instead of going into the family business, he followed his dreams and opened his veterinarian clinic. One ordinary day at the dog park, and a rogue dog toy later, he found himself captivated by the curvy woman that had a feistiness which set him on fire. It could only get better from here, right? Too bad his mother had other plans. Standalone Rom-Com. HEA. No Cliffhanger.

Teased by Love

Author : Molly O'Hare
Publisher : Be You Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 343 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Teased by Love written by Molly O'Hare and published by Be You Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2022-10-04 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From USA Today bestselling author Molly O’Hare comes Teased by Love, Hank and Olive's story and holiday follow-up in one place. Teased by Fire is an enemies-to-lovers, older brother’s best friend, romantic comedy with a curvy, anti-social, supernatural-obsessed, all-year-round holiday-loving, secret romance author, and a hunky firefighter who is more than willing to be her new research partner. Olive’s content living her anti-social existence, letting the characters she writes about fulfill her wild side. She’s worked hard to achieve a zero-human interaction life and wants to keep it that way. Then her best friend and roommate announced she’s moving out, and her older brother was moving in. Now Olive has to deal with the guy that’s teased her their entire life. But when Hank finds out about her secret career, how could she turn down the offer for a hands-on research partner for her books? Hank’s had a thing for Olive for as long as he could remember. When he realized she needed a roommate, he jumped at the chance. Why wouldn’t he, when playing harmless pranks and teasing Olive, had always been his favorite pastime? One day when Hank let his curiosity get the better of him, he discovered Olive had a whole other side of her she kept hidden away. All Hank has to do is convince Olive life is a heck of a lot more fun when you add some fire to it. Teased by Tinsel Tis the season for holidays and… Bigfoot? Catch up with Hank & Olive and the whole gang as they celebrate Olive’s favorite time of year. After all, nothing could go wrong during the holidays, right?

Blood-N-Blood Out

Author : Elbert T. David Jr.
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1770973036
Total Pages : 227 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (79 download)

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Download or read book Blood-N-Blood Out written by Elbert T. David Jr. and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Saleem, Trey, Bruce and Shymire are four teenagers that are fed up with living a penniless lifestyle. Together they decide their only way to escape poverty and get lots of money is to enter the lucrative drug trade in the city of Pittsburgh. In their quest to take over the entire city, the four knew they will have to set examples out of people to let the streets know they're not to be played with even if it meant starting a war with the most ruthless drug lord in the city. Will this be a mistake that could cost them their lives and also the lives of their family members as well?...

Tents & Tights

Author : Molly O'Hare
Publisher : Be You Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Tents & Tights written by Molly O'Hare and published by Be You Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From USA Today bestselling author Molly O’Hare comes a best friends to lovers, opposites attract, romantic comedy with a curvy, hates the outdoors, boutique owner and an annoyingly attractive, loves the outdoors, adventure seeker. Fed up with never finding clothes in her size or worse—being sent to the maternity section—Eve decided enough was enough and opened her own plus-size boutique. It wasn’t always easy, but she was determined to help others feel good about themselves at any size. Along the way her store led to an unlikely friendship between her and the owner of the famous outdoor adventure shop in town. Eve didn’t know how or why, but Austin walked into her life and somehow became her best friend. Four years ago, Austin strolled into Own Your Curves to inquire about plus-size outdoor clothes for his shop. The next thing he knew, the feisty, always kept him on his toes, pain-in-his-backside woman ended up becoming his best friend. He took that best friend role very seriously. So when she asked for his guidance on expanding her shop with intimate apparel, how could he tell her no? There was one problem… As Austin helped Eve with the expansion, he couldn’t stop his imagination from running wild. Friendship could definitely end up being more, right?

Finally Us

Author : J.M. Walker
Publisher : J.M. Walker
ISBN 13 : 1989782167
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (897 download)

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Download or read book Finally Us written by J.M. Walker and published by J.M. Walker. This book was released on 2021-03-29 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: -Vince- She was perfect. Her heart. Her soul. Everything. I had been in love with Gigi Rodriguez for as long as I could remember. I had never been shy about my feelings toward her. Everyone knew how I felt. Except for the person who mattered most. I needed her like I needed my next breath. Our souls called out to each other, entwining together to form a bond I had never felt with another person. She was passionate. Strong. Mine. Just when I thought I had her in my arms for good, an unknown force threatened to take away the only thing I had ever wanted… -Gigi- He was stubborn. Obsessed. Dominating. Vincent Stone Junior was the very reason I danced. Every time I moved, I moved for him. He just didn’t know it yet. It all started the night of his eighteenth birthday, but school got in the way and I didn’t see much of him for the next three years. When he came home for good, I knew that he had one mission: To crack down the walls I had built. I didn’t want to love him. I didn’t want to need him. But losing a piece of myself made me realize that I did in fact want those things. He taught me to love myself first and that he would be there, ready and waiting… For me.

Cat and Nat's Mom Secrets

Author : Catherine Belknap
Publisher : Rodale Books
ISBN 13 : 0593139305
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)

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Download or read book Cat and Nat's Mom Secrets written by Catherine Belknap and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2022-03-29 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling authors of Cat and Nat’s Mom Truths go deeper than ever before with outrageous revelations and relatable stories that let every mom know she's not alone. Remember when you were first expecting, and it seemed like every woman on the planet who had ever given birth felt the need to warn you? Your life is about to change forever! With seven kids between them, Cat and Nat know a thing or two about the way motherhood turns your life upside down. Fiercely committed to dismantling the pressure to be perfect, they’ve connected with their audience by sharing their completely real take on the stress, guilt, and joy of being a mom. One might even say they’ve made a brand of oversharing. In their first book, they shared short dispatches and advice from the trenches. Now, Cat and Nat have invited the legion of moms who love them to share their own deepest darkest parenting secrets, and use those to kick off their own stories, going deeper about big topics like guilt, balancing career with motherhood, and body image. Cat dives into the Bachelor-inspired trend of taking your kids on “one-on-one’s” and shakes off the guilt when she doesn't have the time/energy/helicopter to pull it off. Nat explains why her husband is completely off base when he “romantically” refers to her as his best friend (obviously, Cat already fills that role!). And Cat and Nat finally share the skincare routine that a lot of you have been asking about (it involves the car mirror and severely delayed deodorant application). These moments of truth are wildly funny, but also universal and oh-so-relatable. Grab a weighted blanket and curl up with this book for the comfort and camaraderie every mom needs.

Son, Brother, Friend

Author : Kerri Levine
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1420809121
Total Pages : 408 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (28 download)

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Download or read book Son, Brother, Friend written by Kerri Levine and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2005-09-01 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can deeply held religious beliefs justify murder? It was a question Reverend John Blake thought he knew the answer to as he became one of the rising stars in the Marriage Defense League. It was a question he thought he knew the answer to as he and his wife Vicki raised three fine sons. It was a question he thought he knew the answer to as he guided parishioners in his church through their confusion and despair over having raised a gay child. It was a question he thought he knew that answer to until on act of senseless brutality showed Reverend John Blake. He was wrong.

Those Boys Are Trouble

Author : Willow Winters
Publisher : Willow Winters Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 993 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Those Boys Are Trouble written by Willow Winters and published by Willow Winters Publishing LLC. This book was released on with total page 993 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From USA Today bestselling author Willow Winters comes a HOT mafia collection to sink your teeth into. Five sexy, contemporary romance books. One binge worthy collection. The best selling Valetti series is available all together in Those Boys Are Trouble for a LIMITED time! All five of the full-length, stand-alone romances are wrapped up in one steamy book. Featuring filthy-mouthed, possessive bad boys, Happily Ever Afters and no cliffhangers. Dive into the mafia series readers can't get enough of! A taste of the first book in this collection: I’m not always proud of the man I am, but when you grow up in a crime family, there aren’t a lot of options. I do what I have to do, and more than often, I crave it. Everything about her was tempting. Her beautiful eyes that pierced into me, her body that was made for sin. She came to pay off a debt, but I wanted more. She’s a good girl who never should have walked through that door. I never should have touched her, but now that I have, I can’t stop. I’ll push her boundaries, she’ll cave to temptation. We’ll both forget about the danger. And that’s a mistake I can’t afford… Topics include: Valetti book series, mafia romance, contemporary romance, romantic suspense, best romance collections, top 100 romance collections, love, new adult, college, alpha male, romantic suspense

modern mythology.

Author :
Publisher : Andy Link
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 416 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book modern mythology. written by and published by Andy Link. This book was released on with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Rockstar

Author : J.M. Snyder
Publisher : JMS Books LLC
ISBN 13 : 1452402728
Total Pages : 165 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (524 download)

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Download or read book Rockstar written by J.M. Snyder and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2010-06-01 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adam Blue is destined to be a rockstar. As lead singer of Viral Blue, he knows it's just a matter of time before he's on his way to fame and fortune. If he can just get a studio to sign his band and get his songs on the radio, he knows he'll make it big. When they land a spot onstage at a popular nightclub downtown, Adam hopes to get noticed. But he doesn't expect to meet sexy Paulo Raucci, owner of Raucci Entertainment, a local studio looking for fresh talent. Paul likes Adam's sound and, more importantly, likes Adam, as well. But when Paul brings the band into the studio, his partner Lewis isn't quite as taken with Adam's rockstar attitude. Lewis doesn't want to sign the band until Adam proves he's willing to work. Unfortunately, the band takes second priority to Adam's growing interest Paul ... an interest that has nothing to do with his musical career. The stress of recording their first studio album threatens to tear the band apart, and Adam's ego further drives a wedge between the members of Viral Blue. Paul does his best to keep the band together, but ultimately it's Adam's call. Adam wants it all -- his band, his first record, and his new lover. Now that his dreams are finally within reach, what does he have to do to make them come true?

The Buff CEO ( Book 8 )

Author : The Buffness Diaries
Publisher : The Buffness Diaries
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 235 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Buff CEO ( Book 8 ) written by The Buffness Diaries and published by The Buffness Diaries. This book was released on 2020-10-05 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I can't wait to taste every inch of your body. A sweet flavor of buttercream savoring my tastebuds" He whispered in my ear IVERSON Okawmmay. 38 | The son of a famous heavy hitter, Hawk Okawmmay. Known for his sharp tongue, temper, playboy antics, and aggression against those who challenge him. With two hits on him by the Columbians, he finds it hard to focus when he meets Harris Verome. Could it be love for him? The same man who vowed to never fall in love? To trust a woman with his heart? "Okay, playboy. I bet you can't get her. Two weeks, wrap her around your finger and I'll take you up on this offer" Dominick smirked Harris Verome isn't as easy as she looks. With the eyes of an angel, the body of a goddess with a temper of her own. A college graduate that takes pride in her work of being one of the top chefs in Chicago! Coming from a loving Christian family and a strict father comes with its challenges. One of them she wasn't ready for, falling for a mobster who happens to be her boss. When she finds out about his secrets, will she leave him or help him through it?

Empty Me Out

Author : S. A. Healey
Publisher : S. A. Healey
ISBN 13 : 1310408645
Total Pages : 163 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (14 download)

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Download or read book Empty Me Out written by S. A. Healey and published by S. A. Healey. This book was released on 2015-12-12 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Straight-laced Kelsey loathes the college party scene. But one night, under rather unpleasant circumstances, she meets Mark and finds herself falling for him despite his involvement in the very lifestyle she so vehemently despises. While wrestling her own personal demons, Kelsey’s capacity for forgiveness is tested—repeatedly—as Mark plunges in and out of the treacherous waters of denial and unpredictability. In time, she begins to question whether his behavior is just typical of someone living the “college experience” or if perhaps a deeper problem exists that she is not equipped to handle. Will love see them through to calmer shores? Or will their fractured fairytale ultimately leave them feeling empty?

Regrets Only

Author : Kieran Scott
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982154020
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book Regrets Only written by Kieran Scott and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-08-29 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this “fast-paced, juicy read full of flirtation, danger, and lies” (Kristin Harmel, New York Times bestselling author), a single mom goes undercover to investigate a host of disturbing secrets held by the leaders of a local suburban parent-school association, including embezzlement, bribery, adultery, and murder—by the bestselling author of Wish You Were Gone. Paige Lancaster, single mom and prodigal daughter, has returned to the East Coast from her prestigious, well-paid job in Los Angeles, writing for the smartest detective series on television. Something terrible happened to her back in Hollywood. Okay, two terrible things, one featuring a misplaced tire iron—and now she’s broke, homeless, and living with her widowed mother and eight-year-old daughter, Izzy, in her Connecticut hometown. Paige needs to buckle down and find a new writing gig but first, she meets the movers and shakers of Izzy’s school’s Parent Booster Association, run by the intimidatingly gorgeous Ainsley Anderson, who just happens to be married to Paige’s old high school flame, John. Then she shows up at the annual Parents and Pinot fundraiser, held at Ainsley and John’s dazzling mansion, where she’s caught in a compromising position with John, accidentally destroys the guest bathroom, overhears an incriminating conversation, and discovers that her purse has gone missing. And later that night, Ainsley turns up dead at the bottom of her own driveway. Did she fall? Or was she pushed? Paige may have only written about detectives, but she is convinced she can handle a little undercover sleuthing. After all, it’ll give her an excuse to spend more time with John. Still, she can’t help but wonder: could he be capable of murder? Or could one of the PBA members have planned a dastardly crime to reach the top? But the most important question of all: will Paige ever get her life back on track?

Broken Deeds MC Second Generation Collection Books 1 - 4

Author : Esther E. Schmidt
Publisher : Esther E. Schmidt
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 348 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Broken Deeds MC Second Generation Collection Books 1 - 4 written by Esther E. Schmidt and published by Esther E. Schmidt. This book was released on 2022-10-04 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Broken Deeds MC handles cases the government can’t close; they take charge and won’t stop until justice is served. Broken Deeds MC Second Generation Collection Books 1 - 4 holds the correct reading order of the first FOUR books in the second generation series. Each book is a new couple, handling a new case, and can each be read as a complete standalone with a happily ever after. ** This boxed set includes a bonus, short story of Archer and Beatrice. First published In the book “Give Me Strength.” **

Dirty Secret

Author : Emma Hart
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501104764
Total Pages : 281 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Dirty Secret written by Emma Hart and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-12-01 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of the Game series, a sizzling and steamy romance about second chances. Conner Burke never expected Sofie Callahan to come back. Where she’s been for the last two and half years is a mystery, and so is the reason she left in the first place. Now, though, she’s back in their hometown of Shelton Bay, South Carolina, at the same time Conner’s band Dirty B. is home on a tour break. Sofie Callahan has spent the months since her father’s death avoiding anything to do with her hometown. But with her brother in Afghanistan, she has no choice but to return and sort out her father’s house, even if it means facing the boy she fell in love with and revealing the reason she left. Conner has questions, and when his broken heart and her guilty one collide, Sofie has to start answering them. Their present is rocky, their future unknown. Only one thing is certain: Sofie’s daughter will change everything.