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Download or read book Husk written by Corey Redekop and published by ECW Press. This book was released on 2012-10-09 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Outlandish and emotional, this humorous novel centers on Sheldon Funk, a struggling actor who dies in a bus restroom only to awaken during his autopsy and attack the coroner. Fleeing into the wintry streets of Toronto, Sheldon realizes he's now a zombie--as if he didn't have enough on his plate already. His last audition, reading for the reality television series House Bingo, had gone disastrously wrong. His mother is in the late stages of dementia, his savings are depleted, his agent couldn't care less, and his boyfriend is little more than a set of nice abs. All Sheldon has to his name is a house he can barely hold onto and a cat that is more pillow than mammal. Now he also has to contend with decomposition, the scent of the open grave, and an unending appetite for human flesh--and on top of it all, there's another audition in the morning. In order to survive his death without literally falling apart, Sheldon must find a way to combine his old life with his new addiction, which would be a lot easier if he could stop eating vagrants. A hysterical take on fame, love, religion, politics, and appetite, this is the story of the "everyzombie" people long to be.
Book Synopsis Kensington Heights by : Leslie Thomas
Download or read book Kensington Heights written by Leslie Thomas and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-01-25 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frank Inigo Savage simply wants to be alone and the top flat of Kensington Heights seems just the place. Until the other bizarre and eccentric inhabitants of the building start arriving on his doorstep. And the Savage gets a visit from a homeless waif he meets in the local launderette called Korky. Korky's intrusion on Savage's private world alters his whole existence. High above the London rooftops this strange and contradictory relationship blooms like an improbable flower and Savage begins to realise that the world can creep under even the most firmly closed doors. 'As ever in a Thomas novel, we constantly shift from tears to laughter and back again' Daily Express ' A moving and jolly book ... with hardly a dull moment and difficult not to be cheered by' Times
Book Synopsis Blue Talk and Love by : Mecca Jamilah Sullivan
Download or read book Blue Talk and Love written by Mecca Jamilah Sullivan and published by Riverdale Avenue Books LLC. This book was released on 2015-03-18 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The award-wining collection Blue Talk and Love tells the stories of girls and women of color navigating the moods and mazes of urban daily life. Set in various enclaves of New York City — including the middle-class Hamilton Heights section of Harlem, the black queer social world of the West Village, the Spanish-speaking borderland between Harlem and Washington Heights, and historic Tin Pan Alley — the collection uses magic realism, historical fiction, satire and more to highlight young black women's inner lives. The storylines range widely: a big-bodied teenage girl from Harlem discovers her sexuality in the midst of racial tensions at her Upper East Side school; four young women from Newark, New Jersey, are charged with assaulting the man who threatens to rape them; a pair of conjoined black female twins born into slavery, make their fame as stage performers in the Big City. In each story, the characters push past what is expected of them, learning to celebrate their voices and their lives. In honor of Mecca Sullivan’s being named the recipient of the 2018 Judith A. Markowitz Lambda Award as an emerging LGBTQ writer, Riverdale Avenue Books has released a second edition of her acclaimed collection for which the Lambda judges called Sullivan, "An essential writer of our present moment.” "We are so proud of Mecca for receiving this prestigious award. She made her fiction debut with Riverdale Avenue Books five years ago, when we were both new to the literary scene, and we are publishing an updated second edition with the wonderful quote from Ntozake Shange on the cover to commemorate this achievement,” said Publisher Lori Perkins.
Book Synopsis Hurling Rubble at the Sun/Hurling Rubble at the Moon by : Avaes Mohammad
Download or read book Hurling Rubble at the Sun/Hurling Rubble at the Moon written by Avaes Mohammad and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2015-05-15 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hurling Rubble at the Sun That side of town. July 2005. One blistering night. One blazing day. T labours over hot-plates cooking up the final ingredients for his mission while his mother labours over a hot stove, cooking up his final meal. Wearied by staring into all-consuming retribution, T reaches out to her seeking fresh insight. Desperate to be folded into her bosom once again, instead he’s thrust onto a course of his own design, but with a force far greater than his alone. Hurling Rubble at the Moon This side of town. The first years of the millennium and Skef’s dad is back. Reliving his glory days on the terraces, he stands shoulder to shoulder with his son for the first time as they give it to the Asians. For Skef this isn’t about reliving bygone glory but reclaiming all that’s fast being stolen by the new insidious scourge all around. But, committed to battling this enemy within, he’s in danger of soiling the very thing he’s fighting for by violating the very thing he loves.
Book Synopsis Jane's Bad Hare Day by : Carol Ann Sima
Download or read book Jane's Bad Hare Day written by Carol Ann Sima and published by Dalkey Archive Press. This book was released on 1995 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A surrealistic novel featuring Jane Samuels, a forty-something divorcee adrift in the world. For much of the novel she pursues a hare through a New York wonderland, where elevators hold grudges and walls not only have ears, but genitals. A debut in fiction.
Book Synopsis Larry The Talking Labrador, Cathy Cat And Escaped Lions by : Angela Lansbury
Download or read book Larry The Talking Labrador, Cathy Cat And Escaped Lions written by Angela Lansbury and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Cornered written by J.A. Belfield and published by J.A. Belfield. This book was released on 2016-05-30 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this fifth novel in the Holloway Pack series, where loyalties are tested and ghosts from the past come back to haunt the pack ... Daniel Larsen is playing a dangerous game, and he doesn't even know it. A two-wheeled speedster. A little redhead in a bar. Evenings spent away from his pack. Innocent enough for most, but for Danny, the combination leads down a path of destruction and straight to a hell he doesn’t even see coming. Entangled in a nightmare that started with his own brother and the cat he brought into their home, Dan’s driving himself toward a solitary existence—except for the curvaceous Olivia Fanella. Seduced by his new companion, and happy to ignore the divide growing between himself and the pack, Danny is oblivious to the trap being laid out for him. Before long, Danny's integrity gets questioned. His loyalty gets questioned. Hell, he even questions himself. On top of that, just when he believes life might be going a little better, he gets served the roughest shot he could never have imagined—not even in his worst nightmares—and Danny has no idea how to come back from a hit like that. Supernatural worlds collide in this latest battle of the races. ~~~~~ CORNERED is the fifth novel in the Holloway Pack PNR series, although all books in this world can be read as standalones. If you're a fan of K.F. Breene, Elizabeth Briggs, Riley Storm, Bella Forrest, or Suzanne Wright, you will fall in love with this troubled werewolf in search of the light. Enjoy! ~~~~~ **Contains adult scenes of a sensitive nature that some readers might find upsetting.**
Download or read book The Wrong Stuff written by Bill Lee and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The return of a sports classic with a new foreword by the author Finally back in print after many years, here is Bill Lee’s classic tale of his renegade life on and off the mound. Whether walking out on the Montreal Expos to protest the release of a valued teammate or telling sportswriters eager for candid and offbeat comments more about the game than his bosses wanted anyone to know, pitcher Bill “Spaceman” Lee became celebrated as much for his rebellious personality as for his remarkable talent. Add to the mix his affinity for Eastern religions and controversial causes, and you can see why Lee infuriated the establishment while entertaining his legion of fans. In this wildly funny memoir that became a massive bestseller in the United States and Canada when it was first published, Lee recounts the colorful story of his life—from the drugged-out antics of his college days at USC (where he learned that “marijuana never hammered me like a good Camel”) to his post–World Series travels with a group of liberal long-distance runners through Red China (where he discovered that conservatives don’t like marathons because “it’s much easier to climb into a Rolls-Royce”). Lee also describes his minor league days, joining the Reserves during the Vietnam War, his time with the Red Sox, and the 1975 World Series. He spares no detail while recalling his infamous falling-out with Red Sox management that led to his trade to Montreal. Full of irreverent wit, and an inherent love of the game, The Wrong Stuff is a sports classic for a new generation.
Book Synopsis Please Unlock the Door by : Shara Waller
Download or read book Please Unlock the Door written by Shara Waller and published by Covenant Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-08-05 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's going on out there? What are they hiding? Little Miss Brilliant needs to get out of here. Why do they lock me up? I'm not a bad girl all the time. It'll be good if you please unlock the door and let me out. I promise to behave and do what is asked of me. If I could just find that key, I could get out all by myself.
Download or read book Robicheaux written by James Lee Burke and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: James Lee Burke’s most beloved character, Dave Robicheaux, returns in this New York Times bestselling mystery set in the towns and backwoods of Louisiana: an “enthralling yet grim novel that…will captivate, start to finish” (Publishers Weekly). Dave Robicheaux is a haunted man. From the acts he committed in Vietnam, to his battles with alcoholism, to the sudden loss of his beloved wife, Molly, his thoughts drift from one irreconcilable memory to the next. Images of ghosts pepper his reality. Robicheaux’s only beacon remains serving as a detective in New Iberia, Louisiana. It’s in that capacity that Robicheaux crosses paths with powerful mob boss, Tony Nemo. Tony has a Civil War sword he’d like to give to Levon Broussard, a popular local author whose books have been adapted into major Hollywood films. Then there’s Jimmy Nightengale, the young poster boy of New Orleans wealth and glamour. Jimmy’s fond of Levon’s work, and even fonder of his beautiful, enigmatic wife, Rowena. Tony thinks Jimmy can be a US Senator someday, and has the resources and clout to make it happen. There’s something off about the relationship among these three men, and after a vicious assault, it’s up to Robicheaux to uncover the truth “in the barn-burner of a climax” (Booklist, starred review). Complicating matters is the sudden death of the New Iberian local responsible for Molly’s death; namely that Robicheaux’s colleague thinks Robicheaux had something to do with it. As Robicheaux works to clear his name and make sense of the murder, a harrowing study of America emerges: this nation’s abiding conflict between a sense of past grandeur and a legacy of shame, its easy seduction by demagogues and wealth, and its predilection for violence and revenge. “It has been almost five years since James Lee Burke’s last Dave Robicheaux novel, and it was absolutely worth the wait” (Associated Press).
Download or read book Bad Luck written by Pseudonymous Bosch and published by Usborne Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reader, beware! This is a BAD book. A VERY BAD book that will bring you nothing but BAD LUCK. Luckily no one would want to read it as it is extremely BORING and contains NO ADVENTURE whatsoever. No magic. No betrayal. And NO DRAGONS. No flying dragons. No fire-breathing dragons. No dragon hunters. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAGONS. The only reason anyone would DARE read this book is if they are VERY BAD and never do what they're told. And you always do what you're told. Don't you?
Book Synopsis A Wanted Woman by : Eric Jerome Dickey
Download or read book A Wanted Woman written by Eric Jerome Dickey and published by Dutton. This book was released on 2015-04-07 with total page 482 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Her name is Reaper. She kills. And so does her sister. Wherever the Barbarians send her she goes, then gets out quickly. Within hours she's wearing a new disguise, a new accent, a new wig and is on the way to a new continent, a new assignment. But when a job goes bad in Trinidad and she kills two of the island's ruthless gangsters, the Laventille Killers, the Barbarians aren't pleased. Filled with pulse-pounding suspense, steamy romance and complex characters, A Wanted Woman will have legions of fans panting for more.
Book Synopsis The Queen of Staves by : Anne R. Allen
Download or read book The Queen of Staves written by Anne R. Allen and published by Anne R. Allen. This book was released on 2019-06-02 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Camilla Randall Mysteries are a laugh-out-loud mashup of romantic comedy, crime fiction, and satire: Dorothy Parker meets Dorothy L. Sayers. Downwardly mobile bookstore owner and etiquette expert Camilla Randall is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong. But she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way. Music blogger Ronzo never dreamed that giving an unfavorable online review to the Leftenant Froggenhall band would destroy his life. But he can only escape the band's gruesome persecution and threats to his loved ones by faking his own death and living as a homeless dumpster-diver. He's forced to hide his blossoming relationship with bookstore owner Camilla Randall to keep her safe from the band's vengeful clutches. Not easy when they're together every day, as Ronzo's unexpected tarot-reading skills keep Camilla's failing Morro Bay shop afloat. When a mysterious Irish poet shows up dead on a tarot client's beach, it's up to secret lovers Camilla and Ronzo—and the tarot cards—to find the killer. Hopefully before the homicidal Froggenhalls arrive in Morro Bay. Luckily Buckingham the cat is on the case, ready to fight the bad guys, tooth and claw. *** "There is a depth and freshness about Anne Allen's work that makes for a pleasing surprise!" Poet Janice Konstantinidis "Tremendous fun, wittily satiric and highly recommended." Nigel J. Robinson "A perfect blend of wild and wacky characters spouting hilarious dialogue while finding themselves in unpredictable and unexpected situations." Paul Alan Fahey, Rainbow award-winning author of The Mother I Imagined, The Mom I Knew. "Lots of fun! Anne R. Allen is a hugely talented writer, and her Camilla Randall series never fails to entertain." Claude Forthomme, senior editor, Impakter magazine. "Highly recommended for anyone who enjoys romance, and crime suspense, with a lethally satiric edge." Dr. John Yeoman, author of How Did the Author Do That?
Download or read book Hide Your Ears written by Joel Jamieson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2018-04-10 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hide Your Ears is a modern fantasy taking in themes from the Second World War and the French Revolution and putting a fantasy twist on them. Daimetus, a snow elf, is cast out from his people. Unsure of how to remain as the protector of his people as well as to prevent the secret hands of the snow elves guiding other worlds, Daimetus finds himself defending a failing monarchy from a technologically superior rival nation. The snow elves, a vastly powerful race, have hidden away twelve worlds after facing a near genocide from those beyond. Ruling as slavers and pretending to be gods, eventually one of the worlds rebel, revealing these worlds to their enemies. Now Daimetus must seek to protect these worlds while deterring the tyranny of the snow elves that whisper in the ears of every government of their worlds, even going as far as to replace rulers with themselves. Cast out, it is but a group of sailors and two from the rebellious sixth world that join Daimetus, running from overwhelming terror. This is a tale of gods, machines, and magic while the fate of slavery hangs over the populace.
Download or read book Evermore . written by Matthew Sterner and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-03 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you ever feel like you wake up on the wrong side of the bed way too often? In Mason's case, he feels like he's awakened on the wrong side of life. What most people learn over a course of years, Mason is forced to learn it all in twenty-four hours. He finds out that a terrible situation doesn't always have to remain the way it began, but have the ability and potential to turn into something beautiful.
Book Synopsis If This Vortex Doesn't Slow Down by : S.C. Johnson
Download or read book If This Vortex Doesn't Slow Down written by S.C. Johnson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-09-08 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The pain and the glory to be an exception—that is one definition of Bella. Then add her political predictions, ramifications, and implications will amaze the readers as to the timing and years ahead of the rest of the country she is but all predictions come true. Now add the story. This is the mothership of all cruises to take with Bella who uses her sunshine, giggles, and color to pull her through a story we all are horrified, cry, cheer, and then laugh out loud till crying she is so hilarious and eventually want to pick her up and carry her into our own lives. One exceptionally undefinable girlie like no one you will ever meet again shares her ability to survive through some one the most indescribable certifiable kidnapping scenes only for her to turn them into comedic skits to gain strength and amaze all of her survivalist nature we all could learn from. Did you ever meet someone who’s story was just so unimaginable and you cannot picture how they ended up speaking the English language forward not backward in the end she has one of the most hilarious vicious sense of humor with one of the truest hearts, biggest compassion, God-fearing , God-loving, and love of country. Bella’s voice, passion, and unrelenting prophetic political side that drives her Earnhardt speed and unnerving clairvoyant prediction to the realism of the heartbeat and destruction of our own country. The story threads one girl’s journey to get out of abusive relationships and her desire to pull our country along with her out of the abusive plot taking Life and Liberty Away from The Big Girlie and our girlie gains hers back.
Book Synopsis Close Enough to Touch by : Colleen Oakley
Download or read book Close Enough to Touch written by Colleen Oakley and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 28-year-old recluse with a unique allergy to physical contact with other people is forced to reenter the world after her mother's death, finding friendship with a 10-year-old troubled boy and love with his adoptive father.
