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Download or read book Smelly Bill written by Daniel Postgate and published by Albert Whitman. This book was released on 2010-09-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bill the dog loves smelly things, like muddy ponds and rubbish bins. Will the arrival of Great Aunt Bleach put an end to his smelly ways, or will Bill live to stink another day?
Download or read book Love Stinks! #15 written by Nancy Krulik and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-12-29 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s February and love is in the air! Everyone in the fourth grade is getting into the Valentine spirit. The kids are making cards, and are ordering personalized candy hearts from Cinnamon’s Candy Shop, the new candy store in the mall. But Katie has had enough—she is definitely not into all this mushy gushy stuff! So Katie makes a decision: there’ll be no Valentine’s Day for her this year. But then Katie turns into Cinnamon, the candy store owner. And the personalized hearts she makes up are...well...not exactly to order! By doing this, she practically ruins Valentine’s Day for everyone. Will Katie have a change of heart and save the day?
Download or read book Love Stinks written by Gin Sander and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2002-05 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bookstores are filled with volumes on love and romance. But where can the broken-hearted find solace? Who consoles the dumped and discarded? Where can those plotting revenge turn for help? Enter Love Stinks, the ideal book for the betrayed.Author Gin Sander has collected more than 200 jaded quotes on love's fleeting nature, the pointlessness of marriage, and the delights of a carefully plotted revenge. Consider: o Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -Groucho Marxo Your morals are like the roads through the Alps. They make these hairpin turns. -Erica Jongo Love is an exploding cigar we all willingly smoke. -Lynda BarryOrganized by topics, from envy to sex, the delightfully rotten quotes in Love Stinks provide solace for everyone who's felt the sting of love gone bad.
Download or read book Love Stinks written by Media Adams and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-18 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To hell with love! "Love is a hole in the heart." - Ben Hecht They say it's impossible to love and be wise. Love Stinks understands why you fell so hard in the first place--and has the words of wisdom you need to hear now that your heart's been crushed. Filled with more than 300 quotes from the world's greatest jilted and bitter lovers, this unfiltered look at love gone wrong puts all your thoughts on paper. From Virginia Woolf and Oscar Wilde to Woody Allen and Amy Sedaris, the revealing words in Love Stinks puts you in good company. You might laugh; you'll probably cry, but as Khaled Hosseini once said, it is "better to be hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie."
Book Synopsis Sometimes Love Stinks by : C. A. King
Download or read book Sometimes Love Stinks written by C. A. King and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Spring Stinks written by Ryan T. Higgins and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ruth the bunny is excited to share the smelly springtime smells of spring with Bruce! But what will Bruce think of all that stink? Little Bruce Book
Book Synopsis Sonic the Hedgehog: Love Stinks! by : Mike Gallagher
Download or read book Sonic the Hedgehog: Love Stinks! written by Mike Gallagher and published by Archie Comic Publications. This book was released on 2012-02-08 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Sonic the Hedgehog and the Freedom Fighters aren't saving the world, they're dealing with some major relationship drama! And if there's one thing more troublesome than Dr. Eggman on Mobius, it's love! This 100+ page digital exclusive book features some of the Freedom Fighters' most memorable matters of the heart! From the sizzling split of Sonic and Sally, to the wedding of the century, there's never a dull moment in the love lives of our favorite heroes!
Book Synopsis Trust Me, Jack's Beanstalk Stinks! by : Eric Braun
Download or read book Trust Me, Jack's Beanstalk Stinks! written by Eric Braun and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OF COURSE you think I was the bad guy, terrifying poor little Jack. You don't know the other side of the story. Well, let me tell you...
Book Synopsis First Grade Stinks! by : Mary Ann Rodman
Download or read book First Grade Stinks! written by Mary Ann Rodman and published by Holiday House. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This back-to-school tale is a humorous and relatable read for rising first graders and young children facing new experiences. It's the first day of school, and Hayley is excited. Things are different now. She's a first grader! Hayley quickly finds out that first grade is different from kindergarten, but in all the wrong ways. The classroom isn't as bright and colorful. Ms. Gray doesn't seem to smile as much as her kindergarten teacher did, and there isn't enough time to play outside. Finally, Hayley has had enough. "First grade stinks!" she shouts. And fortunately, her compassionate teacher completely understands. Young readers will immediately empathize with Hayley as she struggles to find enthusiasm for her new school year.
Book Synopsis The Stinky Sprouts by : Rosie Greening
Download or read book The Stinky Sprouts written by Rosie Greening and published by . This book was released on 2022-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody likes the Sprout family, who are nicknamed "the Stinky Sprouts". They're not like the cool carrot club, the funny turnips or the handsome leeks. They are stinky and green and left out of everything!So, one Christmas, the Sprouts hatch a plan to become the most popular vegetables around. Will their sneaky disguise be uncovered? Find out in this hilarious picture book, with bright illustrations and a sparkly snow globe on the cover!
Book Synopsis My School Stinks! by : Becky Scharnhorst
Download or read book My School Stinks! written by Becky Scharnhorst and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Just might convince complaining children that their school isn't so bad after all."--Kirkus reviews A hilarious back-to-school story told through journal entries about a boy who finds himself at a new school where the other students are REAL animals. Perfect for fans of Ryan T. Higgins's We Don't Eat Our Classmates and Elise Parsley's If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, Don't! Dear Diary, Today is the first day at my new school and I think there's been a mistake. My desk mate stinks, my locker buddy bites, and my teacher is unbearable! I told Mom my classmates are WILD ANIMALS but she said all little kids are wild animals. I think I'm going to be sick tomorrow. Celebrate back to school (and even calm some back-to-school nerves) with this clever and funny story about a boy who accidentally winds up at a school for animals, but soon realizes friends can come in all shapes, sizes, and species. A great read for kindergarten through second grade! Praise for My School Stinks!: "Along with being a good choice for children anxious about their own upcoming “first day,” this offers a nifty exercise in reading between the lines."--Booklist "An encouraging new-kid narrative told from an entertaining perspective." --Publishers Weekly
Book Synopsis Love from the Crayons by : Drew Daywalt
Download or read book Love from the Crayons written by Drew Daywalt and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-12-24 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ring in Valentine's Day—and love—with the New York Times Best-Selling Crayons! This charming title featuring everyone's favorite coloring crew is the perfect gift for that special someone on Valentine's Day—or any day of the year. Love is yellow and orange. Because love is sunny and warm. Love is purple. Because it's okay to love outside the lines. This special gift book, featuring all the The Crayons from The Day the Crayons Quit, explores the bright colors and subtle shades of love. This is a must-have for fans of The Crayons, and the perfect gift for that special someone.
Download or read book Fortress written by Michael Scanlan and published by Baker's Plays. This book was released on 1988 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A Love Hate Thing by : Whitney D. Grandison
Download or read book A Love Hate Thing written by Whitney D. Grandison and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love a good enemies-to-lovers trope, run—don’t walk—to the nearest bookstore or library near you.” —BuzzFeed "I couldn’t put it down!” —New York Times bestselling author Simone Elkeles When Tyson Trice finds himself tossed into the wealthy community of Pacific Hills, he expects not to belong. Not that he cares. After recovering from being shot and surviving the rough streets of Lindenwood, he doesn’t care about anyone or anything. Golden girl Nandy Smith has spent most of her life building the pristine image it takes to make it in Pacific Hills. After learning that her parents are taking in a troubled teen boy, Nandy fears her summer plans and her reputation will go up in flames. The wall between their bedrooms feels as thin as the line between love and hate. But their growing attraction won't be denied. Soon Trice is bringing Nandy out of her shell and Nandy's trying to melt the ice around Trice's heart. But with the ever-present pull back to Lindenwood, it’ll be a wonder if Trice makes it through this summer at all. Also by Whitney D. Grandison: The Right Side of Reckless
Download or read book The Wimpy Kid written by Jeff Kinney and published by . This book was released on with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Walking in Zen, Sitting in Zen by : Osho
Download or read book Walking in Zen, Sitting in Zen written by Osho and published by Fivestar. This book was released on 2023-03-15 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zen is another name for meditation. The word zen comes from the Sanskrit root dhyan – it has traveled far. Dhyan means a state of absolute silence, of thoughtless silence, but full of awareness. Even the thought that ”I am aware” is enough to distract you from your meditation. Even to know that ”I am in meditation” is enough to destroy it. A state of meditation is an innocent, silent state. You are blissfully unaware of your awareness. You are, but you are utterly relaxed. You are not in a state of sleep; you are fully alert, more alert than ever. You are alertness, rather.
Book Synopsis Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers by : Megan McDonald
Download or read book Stink and the World's Worst Super-Stinky Sneakers written by Megan McDonald and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2010-06-14 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow your nose to a hilarious Stink-fest no kid will want to miss! GROSS ME OUT! STINK-O! SKUNKSVILLE! Stink Moody’s class is going on a field trip to the Gross-Me-Out exhibit at the science museum, and he can’t wait to see the Vomit Machine, the Burp-O-Meter, and the Musical Farts. Best of all, when he gets to the Everybody Stinks exhibit, Stink discovers that his very own nose has amazing sniffing abilities -- and he learns that some people have real jobs sniffing stuff for NASA! Soon the junior olfactory wiz is engrossed in toilet water, corpse flowers, and all things smelly, and he and Sophie of the Elves are set to go toe-to-toe in a stinky sneaker contest. Will Stink’s fetid footwear be foul enough to earn him a Golden Clothespin Award? Stink’s loyal fans will be holding their breath for his latest outrageous solo adventure.
