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Book Synopsis Look at You Becoming an Embalmer and Shit by : Rich Printing Rich Printing House
Download or read book Look at You Becoming an Embalmer and Shit written by Rich Printing Rich Printing House and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eye-catching cover design. Unique And Perfect Gift Ideas For Your Loved Ones On A Budget. This notebook makes a thoughtful gift for him/her. Notebook Features: 120 Pages Of High-Quality Paper Glossy Cover & Black & white interior with cream paper Perfect For Gel Pen, Ink Or Pencils 6" X 9" Paperback Notebook It Can Be Used As A Journal, Notebook Or Just A Composition Book Great Size To Carry Everywhere In Your Bag, For Work, High School, College... Fine paper and roomy lines make writing more enjoyable It Will Make A Great Gift For Any Special Occasion
Book Synopsis Look at You Becoming an Embalmer and Shit by : Everyday Journal
Download or read book Look at You Becoming an Embalmer and Shit written by Everyday Journal and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-29 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blank Lined Journal Embalmer Notebook & Journal (Gag Gift For Your Not So Bright Friends and Coworkers) Are you looking for a funny gift for coworker or friend? This is a blank, lined journal that makes a perfect gag gift for friends, coworker and family, male or female. Other features of this notebook include: 120 pages, 6x9 inches, Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, matte-finished cover for a professional look. This blank lined notebook is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing and note taking. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products for great gift ideas.
Download or read book The Embalmer written by Sharon Henry and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-02 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Embalmer is about one man's journey to overcome his Claustrophobic disease so that he can support his wife and kids. After obtaining a job at a funeral home Tome Sindler experiences what no claustrophobic person would ever envision happening to them - love, sacrifice and betrayal.
Book Synopsis Smoke Gets in Your Eyes: And Other Lessons from the Crematory by : Caitlin Doughty
Download or read book Smoke Gets in Your Eyes: And Other Lessons from the Crematory written by Caitlin Doughty and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Morbid and illuminating" (Entertainment Weekly)—a young mortician goes behind the scenes of her curious profession. Armed with a degree in medieval history and a flair for the macabre, Caitlin Doughty took a job at a crematory and turned morbid curiosity into her life’s work. She cared for bodies of every color, shape, and affliction, and became an intrepid explorer in the world of the dead. In this best-selling memoir, brimming with gallows humor and vivid characters, she marvels at the gruesome history of undertaking and relates her unique coming-of-age story with bold curiosity and mordant wit. By turns hilarious, dark, and uplifting, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes reveals how the fear of dying warps our society and "will make you reconsider how our culture treats the dead" (San Francisco Chronicle).
Download or read book Suppressed written by Gene Ligotti and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2002-06-13 with total page 510 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Suppressed is the strange and puzzling tale of Richard Markham, a New York City Police Captain in the Homicide Department. Early in the investigation of brutal murders perpetrated against young beautiful women, Captain Markham comes to believe that he is the serial murderer he is searching for. This psycho-analytical suspense thriller, with its various twists and turns, will keep the reader guessing until the final suspense packed ending.
Book Synopsis The Embalmer: A Steve Jobz PI Thriller by : Vincent Zandri
Download or read book The Embalmer: A Steve Jobz PI Thriller written by Vincent Zandri and published by Vincent Zandri. This book was released on 2024-05-29 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE EMBALMER IS DYING TO DATE YOU. QUESTION IS, ARE YOU WILLING TO DIE FOR A DATE WITH HIM TOO? You might think that a guy with the name of Steve Jobz would be one lucky man. That he'd be rich and have the world at his fingertips. But instead, Jobz (which is short for Jobzynski) is barely making ends meet at the New York State Department of Unemployment Insurance Fraud. A former cop who was forced to retire early after shooting a young man during a convenience store holdup, Jobz has since resigned himself to wasting away his days in a four-by-four cubicle inside an office space that's more boring than watching the paint dry. However, when his overbearing boss and best friend calls him in on a job that the Albany Police Department is heading up, Jobz has a chance to get out of the office for a while. But what he doesn't realize is that he's about to come face to face with a serial killer who embalms his victims alive. What he is also about to face down, is his own worst nightmare come true when that serial killer turns out not to be a stranger. The Embalmer culminates with an explosive climax and promises to keep readers glued to their chairs for hours. The first-in-series novel combines horror with some serious hard-boiled action, adventure, and romance. For fans of Michael Connelly, Robert B. Parker, Charlie Huston, Jim Crumley, Lee Child, Brett Battles, and more. Scroll up and grab a copy of The Embalmer today. Then binge the entire series. "Gritty, fast-paced, lyrical and haunting." - Harlan Coben, New York Times bestselling author of Six Years. "Tough, stylish, heartbreaking." -Don Winslow, New York Times bestselling author of Savages.
Book Synopsis Embalmer's Recipe Book by : Ann Lingard
Download or read book Embalmer's Recipe Book written by Ann Lingard and published by Littoralis Press. This book was released on 2015-02-11 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People, flowers, memories: how do we preserve the past? Set in the Lake District, the shifting mosaic of the narrative explores life, love and prejudice through three very different women: Ruth, a taxidermist; Madeleine, a widowed sheep-farmer; and Lisa, a mathematician. As Lisa is drawn into the group it becomes clear that the other women have strange secrets: Ruth's 'blogs' have an increasingly dark undertone - but these stark themes are offset by the warmth and humour of the rural community to which the women are bound. 'A charming, intelligent and engrossing book, with enough dark heart to drag it away from the domain of standard female fiction fare and into much more engaging territory. I found myself drawn in by the delicate prose and fascinating descriptions an engrossing and enjoyable read.' Kat Arney'A powerful and haunting story An exhilarating and compelling read.' Professor Sir John Sulston, Nobel Laureate'An intriguing novel in a haunting setting, rich in texture, humorous and concerned, raising important questions about science and our relation to the natural world, to the individuals we know and to the communities we live in. A lovely book.' Jenny Uglow 'A rich, absorbing, intriguing novel ... All of (the characters) felt like real people, whom I would want to know ... an absorbing, clever writer ...' Oxford Times
Download or read book The Embalmer written by Tanya Goodwin and published by Tanya Goodwin. This book was released on 2013-06-29 with total page 663 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Bethany Witt wasn't well liked, but Dr. Tara Ross was sure nobody wanted her colleague dead. That is until Tara finds the young woman embalmed and posed in the Barn, an annex of her office once used for embalming 100 years ago. It's a slam-dunk case when Troopers arrest Bethany's ill-tempered ex-boyfriend, a local funeral home employee, based on forensics linking him to the crime scene. Although it looks bad for Bethany's ex, Tara and her fiancé, NYPD Captain Jeffrey Corrigan, aren't convinced he's the right guy and search for another possible killer. Their investigation takes a twisted turn when Brewster Medical Center's CEO suffers the same gruesome fate. With Bethany's ex-boyfriend jailed, homicide investigator, Ty Marchinski, insists a copycat killer did in the CEO, dismissing Jeffrey's theory that the murders are related. Neither murders in his jurisdiction, Jeffrey has no choice but to heed to Ty's request to back off the case. However, Tara persists in her own investigation, determined to find The Embalmer. After she disappears, Jeffrey is back in the game, racing Ty to find the woman he loves before The Embalmer silences her.
Book Synopsis Confessions of a Funeral Director by : Caleb Wilde
Download or read book Confessions of a Funeral Director written by Caleb Wilde and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The blogger behind Confessions of a Funeral Director—what Time magazine called a "must read"—reflects on mortality and the powerful lessons death holds for every one of us in this compassionate and thoughtful spiritual memoir that combines the humor and insight of Smoke Gets in Your Eyes with the poignancy and brevity of When Breath Becomes Air. We are a people who deeply fear death. While humans are biologically wired to evade death for as long as possible, we have become too adept at hiding from it, vilifying it, and—when it can be avoided no longer—letting the professionals take over. Sixth-generation funeral director Caleb Wilde understands this reticence and fear. He had planned to get as far away from the family business as possible. He wanted to make a difference in the world, and how could he do that if all the people he worked with were . . . dead? Slowly, he discovered that caring for the deceased and their loved ones was making a difference—in other people’s lives to be sure, but it also seemed to be saving his own. A spirituality of death began to emerge as he observed: The family who lovingly dressed their deceased father for his burial The act of embalming a little girl that offered a gift back to her grieving family The nursing home that honored a woman’s life by standing in procession as her body was taken away The funeral that united a conflicted community Through stories like these, told with equal parts humor and poignancy, Wilde offers an intimate look into the business and a new perspective on living and dying
Download or read book Nobody's Angel written by Jack Clark and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2024-02-13 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: QUENTIN TARANTINO on NOBODY'S ANGEL: “My favorite fiction novel this year was written by a taxi driver who used to hand it out to his passengers. It’s a terrific story and character study of a cabbie in Chicago during a time when a serial killer is robbing and murdering cabbies. Kudos to Hard Case Crime for publishing Mr. Clark’s book.” TWO KILLERS STALK THE STREETS OF CHICAGO—CAN ONE TAXI DRIVER CORNER THEM BOTH? Eddie Miles is one of a dying breed: a Windy City hack who knows every street and back alley of his beloved city and takes its recent descent into violence personally. But what can one driver do about a killer targeting streetwalkers or another terrorizing cabbies? Precious little—until the night he witnesses one of them in action...
Download or read book The Embalmer written by Rayne Havok and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-26 with total page 71 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sadie is tempted by a body in the funeral home. She can't help herself, her curiosity is too strong. The depraved and obscene thoughts won't disappear, and with nothing holding her back, she succumbs to her sick desires.
Book Synopsis I Almost Forgot about You by : Terry McMillan
Download or read book I Almost Forgot about You written by Terry McMillan and published by Broadway Books. This book was released on 2018 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Georgia Young is feeling stuck and restless. When she decides to make some major changes in her life, including quitting her job as an optometrist, she finds herself on a journey that may or may not include another chance at love.
Download or read book The Embalmer written by Alison Belsham and published by Trapeze. This book was released on 2020-11-12 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Has the ancient Egyptian cult of immortality resurfaced in Brighton? When a freshly-mummified body is discovered at the Brighton Museum of Natural History, Detective Francis Sullivan is at a loss to identify the desiccated woman. But as Egyptian burial jars of body parts with cryptic messages attached start appearing, he realises he has a serial killer on his hands. Revenge, obsession and an ancient religion form a potent mix, unleashing a wave of terror throughout the city. Caught in a race against time while battling his own demons, Francis must fight to uncover the true identity of the Embalmer before it's too late...
Book Synopsis The Software Developer's Guide by : Whil Hentzen
Download or read book The Software Developer's Guide written by Whil Hentzen and published by Hentzenwerke. This book was released on 2002 with total page 548 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are plenty of books that show you how to write applications in a specific language. They explain the nuts and bolts of the syntax and the use of the tools to build applications with the latest features and functionality available. There are also a number of fine books that show you how to be "a computer consultant." But there are a whole host of issues specific to the business of writing, delivering and supporting custom software systems. This is the only book that will take you on a step-by-step tour of the entire process. "DevGuide 3", with over 150 pages of new material, shows you how to do "The Other 90%" of the work involved in producing custom software applications.
Book Synopsis Final Arrangements by : Miles Keaton Andrew
Download or read book Final Arrangements written by Miles Keaton Andrew and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2003-08-05 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A black comedy as hip and quirky as "Six Feet Under, " this no-holds-barred look at the funeral industry is every bit as funny as it is gruesome.
Download or read book The Embalmer written by G.G. Kalfas and published by VERNAL FIRE PRESS. This book was released on 2019-01-01 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tobias Enrem is a world-renowned artist, guided by the Expression (the godlike energy of creation). Tobias creates his works of art with human remains, which he sells in his underground black-market art galleries. Tobias Enrem is one of the most prolific serial killers the city of Houston, or the United States has ever known. Section one is comprised of selected letters Detective Stoltz received from serial killer, Tobias Enrem. Section Two, is comprised of the personal journal entries of Detective Stoltz, pertaining to Tobias Enrem's correspondence. Tobias Enrem shares his thoughts, beliefs, personal philosophies, and social paradigms with Detective Stoltz; along with a detailed description of his latest murdered victim. Contains extremely disturbing content. All cover, and front-matter artwork, was painted by Tobias Enrem. No human remains, or body parts, in any way, what so ever, were used during the creating process for these paintings; except for the use of human blood, which was mixed directly into the oil-based paint. The artwork within this book is what Tobias Enrem refers to as: Macabre Expressionism. Upon first glance, the eye can only see shapes, and colors. When the eyes gaze deeply into the artwork, the image will naturally appear before you.
Book Synopsis The Baddest Ass by : Anthony Neil Smith
Download or read book The Baddest Ass written by Anthony Neil Smith and published by Blasted Heath Ltd. This book was released on 2013-12-05 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Billy Lafitte, former Deputy-Sheriff and motorcycle gang enforcer, was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. For some of his enemies, that's still not enough punishment. Agents Colleen Hartle and Franklin Rome want Lafitte dead so bad, they've put a price on his head--eighteen grand to the first prisoner who takes him out. Gang leader Ri'Chess and Head Prison Guard Garner want to collect, and they don't mind who gets run over while they try--like inmate Bryce West, a pawn for whoever hurts him the most. Lafitte's church-going ex-mother-in-law believes in redemption ... for everyone except Billy, perhaps. But she still believes a son has a right to see the truth about his father, so she brings his boy Ham for what she expects to be their final visit. When they all converge on a half-finished prison on the North Dakota prairie during a blizzard, something bad is bound to happen. The third chapter of the Billy Lafitte saga (following YELLOW MEDICINE and HOGDOGGIN') tests the limits of everyone whose life revolves around this man and all his deeds. He's a shadow of his former self, but he still fights to survive, if only for spite. Sometimes, being the baddest ass of them all isn't worth it. "Right now, this sits at the top of my 'Best Thrillers of 2013.' " - Les Edgerton "a tremendous novel" - Ray Banks WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT ANTHONY NEIL SMITH'S AWARD-WINNING ALL THE YOUNG WARRIORS "written with a sureness of hand and a depth of character that are impressive. A highly accomplished crime novel exposing an often unseen world." - The Big Issue ALL THE YOUNG WARRIORS will grip readers who enjoy the chance to slip into a foreign culture and also those who want a page-turning thriller" - Spinetingler Magazine "a powerful story that is both riveting and meaningful" - Crime Fiction Lover "this book is a classic in the making" - I Meant To Read That "ALL THE YOUNG WARRIORS is a pretty rare beast, a clever page-turner. It deserves to be a bestseller and has film adaptation stamped all over it." - Loitering With Intent "a courageous novel that raises a lot of pertinent questions" - Dead End Follies
