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Book Synopsis Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. by : Chantelle Grace
Download or read book Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. by : Chantelle Grace
Download or read book Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does a dentist call his x-rays? Tooth-pics! What did the spider do on the computer? It made a website. The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready to throw your head back and laugh out loud, because these jokes do not quit! If you think you have literally heard every joke that has ever been told, think again. Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you holding your side and pleading for the giggles to stop!
Book Synopsis Humor is Tremendous by : Charlie E. Jones
Download or read book Humor is Tremendous written by Charlie E. Jones and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a fun-filled collection of clean jokes, anecdotes, puns, wisecracks, quotations, and tall stories designed for speakers, teachers, pastors, businessmen, masters of ceremonies and everyone who likes to laugh. Arranged alphabetically.
Book Synopsis Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. by : Chantelle Grace
Download or read book Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I told my mom I couldn't reach the high notes in my choir class... She said I should get a ladder! Every time we go to the ocean, my mom tells me to say hello... the ocean just waves back! If you love arguing about why it’s important to wear a coat when it’s 12 degrees outside... you should be a mom! There’s a legend that if you go take a shower and scream “MOM!” three times... a nice lady appears with the towel you forgot! The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Best. Mom Jokes. Ever.! Get ready for eyerolls, head shakes, and "aha" moments as you navigate through these mom jokes that make little truths so funny. If you think you’ve heard every mom joke in the book, think again. Best. Mom Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you throwing up your hands and declaring, “Because I said so!”
Book Synopsis Horribly Hilarious Joke Book by : Terry Deary
Download or read book Horribly Hilarious Joke Book written by Terry Deary and published by . This book was released on 2022-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horribly Hilarious Joke Book is full of hundreds of horribly hilarious historical jokes and illustrations in one laugh-out-loud book. A must-have book for any Horrible Histories fan, you'll literally laugh your head off at this comical collection of nasty bits.
Book Synopsis Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by : Zondervan,
Download or read book Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids written by Zondervan, and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock, knock! [Who’s there?] Lots of. [Lots of who?] Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids! This collection of kid-friendly jokes will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Whether you’re stuck in the house, on a road trip, or waiting in a painfully-long line in the grocery store self-checkout lane, these jokes will have everyone cracking up. This compilation of over 250 jokes is hilarious, clean, kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is certain to have you laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat? Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is great for all joke tellers and listeners, and readers ages 6-10 years old and includes: Family-friendly jokes A wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations that add to the fun Perplexing yet funny riddles Bonus Q&A jokes Let your family and friends in on this joke, and enjoy hours of laughter together!
Book Synopsis Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine by : Editors of Reader's Digest
Download or read book Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine written by Editors of Reader's Digest and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-01-06 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from Reader's Digest magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, quotes, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!" Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?" Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too." "The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973 As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."
Book Synopsis The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes by : McSweeney's
Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 by : Carole P. Roman
Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 written by Carole P. Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!
Book Synopsis Why the Long Joke? by : James Thomas
Download or read book Why the Long Joke? written by James Thomas and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2016-03-22 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a very silly book. If that's not your thing, then at least buy it for a wayward niece. Inside, you'll find thousands of ideas: dozens of stories, poems, diagrams, lists and cartoons, along with hundreds of jokes and approximations thereof. Is this the funniest book ever published? Well, that's very nice of you to suggest, but at least read it first. James Thomas, what wrote the book, is the elected President of Twitter. But don't let that put you off. He works hard at this nonsense, and has several other irons (books) in the fire (not literally). Why The Long Joke? is the consequence of several years of throwing away Brilliant Material in favor of Ultimate Stupidity. A difficult process, but as you'll see, the results speak for themselves. Inside you'll find countless nuggets of comedy bronze, including "How to Write a Sentence"; "Edgar Allan Poe Goes to a Music Festival"; and "The Three Letters from Saint Paul to the Venusians." Do not, also, miss the author's original illustrations, such as "Dinosaurs of the Future" and "How to Tell If You're Dead"--they're exactly as useful as they sound.
Book Synopsis The ULTIMATE Pirate Joke Book by : Rachel Weight
Download or read book The ULTIMATE Pirate Joke Book written by Rachel Weight and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-13 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Yo, ho, yo, ho! Ye've found the ultimate treasure! The ONLY pirate joke book ye'll ever need - with hilarious pictures to color in! Impress yer friends and laugh til ye barf (but aim overboard because we've just swabbed the deck!) while a pirate, shark pirate, and mouse pirate (yes, we realized later we could have asked a pi-RATe, but this is one tough mouse pirate) answer the REAL questions you've always (or never) had about pirates . . .
Book Synopsis 101 Silly Monster Jokes by : Jovial Bob Stine
Download or read book 101 Silly Monster Jokes written by Jovial Bob Stine and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 1986 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 101 jokes and riddles about various kinds of monsters, including movie monsters, sea monsters, and creatures from outer space.
Book Synopsis Awesome Jokes That Every 7 Year Old Should Know! by : Mat Waugh
Download or read book Awesome Jokes That Every 7 Year Old Should Know! written by Mat Waugh and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-18 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bumper collection of funny jokes and tongue twisters for 7 year olds. Easy-to-read with lots of pictures, this is the perfect gift to share or for independent readers. Ideal for budding comedians!
Book Synopsis The Great Saskatchewan Joke Book by : Joel Jeffrey
Download or read book The Great Saskatchewan Joke Book written by Joel Jeffrey and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-10 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like a good joke (and we all know you do), then you'll get a kick out of this hilarious collection that pokes fun at all things Saskatchewan. With zingers that will tickle your funny bone, these good-natured jabs are just funny enough that they will leave you rolling in the aisles. The Great Saskatchewan Joke Book will literally make you laugh out loud. Joel Jeffrey believes that if you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?
Download or read book Philogelos written by R. D. Dawe and published by B. G. Teubner Gmbh. This book was released on 2000-06-01 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Pac Man Riddle and Joke Book by : Mike Thaler
Download or read book The Pac Man Riddle and Joke Book written by Mike Thaler and published by Pocket Books. This book was released on 1982-11-01 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Best Jokes Minnie Pearl Ever Told by : Kevin Kenworthy
Download or read book The Best Jokes Minnie Pearl Ever Told written by Kevin Kenworthy and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1999-02-10 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the stage of the Grand Ole Opry to concert halls around the world, and on television's Hee Haw and Prime Time Country, Cousin Minnie Pearl entertained fans and friends with her stories about Grinder's Switch and her jokes. Now you can recall the best of them, such as . . . This week we decided we'd better take Brother up to Nashville and try to get him a job. So I took him to one of the places and the man said he'd give Brother a job. He said, "I can start you at thity dollars a week and in five years you'll get two hundred!" Brother said, "That's fine. I'll be back in five years!" Mr. Smith, a seventy-five-year-old multimillionaire, just married a young, beautiful eighteen-year-old girl. A friend asked, "How did you get an eighteen-year-old to marry you when you're seventy-five?" The man said, "I told her I was ninety-five!" Also included are memories of Minnie by . . . Porter Wagoner Ralph Emery Bill Anderson Johnny Russell Little Jimmy Dickens Jimmy C. Newman