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Let's Tell Jokes about Horses

Author : Leonard Clasky
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781538392911
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (929 download)

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Download or read book Let's Tell Jokes about Horses written by Leonard Clasky and published by . This book was released on 2022-12-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many young readers love learning about horses, and they are sure to love learning funny jokes featuring this popular animal too! This high-interest topic provides material for many hilarious horse jokes, but that's not all readers will discover. Fun facts about these animals are presented, too, allowing readers to increase their knowledge of basic life science topics in a fun and creative way. The eye-catching and colorful design includes vibrant photographs of a variety of horses to enchant animal lovers and entice even reluctant readers.

Horse Jokes

Author : Johnny Laughing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781534632776
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (327 download)

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Download or read book Horse Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Horse Jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and horse jokes for kids and children of all ages, teens, and adults. WARNING: This assortment of horse jokes can cause hysterical laughing! Q: What does it mean when you find a horse shoe? A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks. NEIGH! Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A: A hoarse horse. NEIGH! Q: What disease do horses fear the most? A: Hay Fever! NEIGH! Q: How much money did the bronco have? A: Only a buck! NEIGH! Q: Why did the horse miss the joust? A: He had the knight off. Funny and hilarious horse jokes for kids and children of all ages, teens, and adults! A horse might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of horse jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about horses are perfect for joke battles and making everyone laugh! This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your hooves on a copy today!

Horse Jokes

Author : Aaron Stark
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781694123404
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (234 download)

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Download or read book Horse Jokes written by Aaron Stark and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-18 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of wholesome horse jokes.A great stocking stuffer!

When and Why Did the Horse Fly?

Author : Cari Meister
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1479519189
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (795 download)

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Download or read book When and Why Did the Horse Fly? written by Cari Meister and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Introduces the question words How, What, When, Where, Who, and Why through the telling of an original story"--Provided by publisher.

Is This Anything?

Author : Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982112743
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book Is This Anything? written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.

Jokes and More About Dogs

Author : Maria Nelson
Publisher : Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP
ISBN 13 : 1482405423
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (824 download)

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Download or read book Jokes and More About Dogs written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every dog owner knows how silly his or her pup can be. Dogs' behavior can be strange—such as barking at the vacuum cleaner—and downright sneaky, like stealing peanut butter sandwiches off the table. Readers will enjoy learning about man’s best friend, while they giggle through playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and wonderful word play. Colorful, cute illustrations and photographs complement facts about dogs—and many happen to be doggone funny!

Eat Like a Pig, Run Like a Horse

Author : Anastacia Marx de Salcedo
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1643138367
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (431 download)

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Download or read book Eat Like a Pig, Run Like a Horse written by Anastacia Marx de Salcedo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-07-05 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no magic pill. There is no perfect diet. Could it be that our underlying assumption—that what we’re eating is making us fat and sick—is just plain wrong? To address the rapid rise of “lifestyle diseases” like diabetes and heart disease, scientists have conducted a whopping 500,000 studies of diet and another 300,000 of obesity. Journalists have written close to 250 million news articles combined about these topics. Yet nothing seems to halt the epidemic. Anastacia Marx de Salcedo’s Eat Like a Pig, Run Like a Horse looks not just to data-driven science, but to animals and the natural world around us for a new approach. What she finds will transform the national debate about the root causes of our most pervasive diseases and offer hope of dramatically reducing the number who suffer—no matter what they eat. It all began with her own medical miracle—she has multiple sclerosis but has discovered that daily exercise was key to keeping it from progressing. And now, new research backs up her own experience. This revelation prompted Marx de Salcedo to ask what would happen if people with lifestyle illnesses put physical activity front and center in their daily lives? Eat Like a Pig, Run Like a Horse takes us on a fascinating journey that weaves together true confessions, mad(ish) scientists, and beguiling animal stories. Marx de Salcedo shows that we need to move beyond our current diet-focused model to a new, dynamic concept of metabolism as regulated by exercise. Suddenly the answer to good health is almost embarrassingly simple. Don’t worry about what you eat. Worry about how much you move. In a few years’ time, adhering to a finicky Keto, Paleo, low-carb, or any other special diet to stay healthy will be as antiquated as using Daffy’s Elixir or Dr. Bonker’s Celebrated Egyptian Oil—popular “medicines” from the 1800s—to cure disease. And just as the 19th-century health revolution was based on a new understanding that the true cause of malaria, tuberculosis, and cholera was microorganisms, so the coming 21st-century one will be based on our new understanding that exercise is the only way to metabolic health. Fascinating and brilliant, Eat Like a Pig, Run Like a Horse is primed to usher in that new era.

The Story of a White Rocking Horse

Author : Laura Lee Hope
Publisher : Good Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (596 download)

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Download or read book The Story of a White Rocking Horse written by Laura Lee Hope and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-11-16 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 'The Story of a White Rocking Horse' by Laura Lee Hope, readers are immersed in a whimsical tale that follows the adventures of a cherished toy rocking horse. Written in a charming and playful literary style, this book serves as not only a delightful children's story but also as a poignant allegory for the power of imagination and the enduring bond between a child and their beloved toy. Set in a time when toys were simple yet held immense value, this book transports readers to a simpler era while conveying timeless themes of love, loss, and the passage of time. Laura Lee Hope's storytelling is captivating and heartfelt, making this book a perfect choice for both young readers and adults seeking a nostalgic escape. Laura Lee Hope, a pseudonym for the Stratemeyer Syndicate, was a highly prolific children's book author known for creating the beloved 'Bobbsey Twins' and 'The Bobbsey Twins at School' series. Her expertise in crafting engaging stories for children is evident in 'The Story of a White Rocking Horse,' showcasing her ability to capture the imagination of readers of all ages. Fans of classic children's literature and those seeking a heartfelt read will undoubtedly enjoy 'The Story of a White Rocking Horse' by Laura Lee Hope. Its timeless themes and enchanting storytelling make it a must-read for anyone looking to be transported to a world of innocence and wonder.

Laff-O-Tronic Animal Jokes!

Author : Michael Dahl
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1434264254
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (342 download)

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Download or read book Laff-O-Tronic Animal Jokes! written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2013-07-01 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most awesome collection of jokes, comics, gags, and basically everything awesome and fun about animals!

Straight from the Horse's Mouth

Author : Ronald Neame
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 0810844907
Total Pages : 330 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Straight from the Horse's Mouth written by Ronald Neame and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2003 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now in Paperback Ronald Neame's autobiography takes its title from one of his best-loved films, The Horse's Mouth (1958), starring Alec Guinness. In an informative and entertaining style, Neame discusses the making of that film, along with several others, including In Which We Serve, Blithe Spirit, Brief Encounter, Great Expectations, Tunes of Glory, I Could Go on Singing, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, Scrooge, The Poseidon Adventure, and Hopscotch. Straight from the Horse's Mouth provides a fascinating, first-hand account of a unique filmmaker, who began his career as assistant cameraman on Hitchcock's first talkie, Blackmail, and went on to direct Maggie Smith, Judy Garland, Walter Matthau, and many other prominent performers. The book includes tales of the on-and-off-the-set antics of comedian George Formby, and original accounts of his experiences working with Noel Coward and David Lean. This is not simply an autobiography, but rather a history of British cinema from the 1920s through the 1960s, and Hollywood cinema from the 1960s through the present. Aside from Neame's own writing, the book contains original commentary by many of his contemporaries and associates including Alec Guinness, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Shirley MacLaine, Walter Matthau, John Mills and Shelley Winters. Includes more than 40 photos

My Dirty Dumb Eyes

Author : Lisa Hanawalt
Publisher : Drawn & Quarterly
ISBN 13 : 1770465758
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book My Dirty Dumb Eyes written by Lisa Hanawalt and published by Drawn & Quarterly. This book was released on 2021-06-10 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sharply observant, laugh-out-loud funny comics from The Believer cartoonist and New York Times illustrator My Dirty Dumb Eyes is the highly anticipated debut collection from award-winning cartoonist Lisa Hanawalt. In a few short years, Hanawalt has made a name for herself: her intricately detailed, absurdly funny comics have appeared in venues as wide and varied as The Hairpin, VanityFair.com, Lucky Peach, Saveur, The New York Times, and The Believer. My Dirty Dumb Eyes intermingles drawings, paintings, single-panel gag jokes, funny lists, and anthropomorphized animals, all in the service of satirical, startlingly observant commentary on pop culture, contemporary society, and human idiosyncrasies. Her wild sense of humor contrasts strikingly with the carefully rendered lines and flawless draftsmanship that are Hanawalt trademarks. Whether she’s revealing the secret lives of celebrity chefs or explaining that what dogs really want is a tennis-ball bride, My Dirty Dumb Eyes will have readers rolling in the aisles, as Hanawalt’s insights into human (and animal) behavior startle and delight time and again.

I Got Jokes and Anecdotes

Author : John Pechacek
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1553956397
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (539 download)

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Download or read book I Got Jokes and Anecdotes written by John Pechacek and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2003 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Got Jokes and Anecdotes is a collection of funny moments that John Pechacek has observed, read about and concocted in his sometimes warped mind. For example, John points out that dogs lick themselves in their private areas, and their owners seemingly forget this and kiss the dogs on their mouths. He touches on subjects such as how movies that only six people saw win awards, and how an advantage of being a kid instead of an adult is you don't look stupid chasing the ice cream truck.

Let's Show Your Mule

Author : Robert A. Mischka
Publisher : Mischka Press/Heart Prairie
ISBN 13 : 9781882199020
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (99 download)

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Download or read book Let's Show Your Mule written by Robert A. Mischka and published by Mischka Press/Heart Prairie. This book was released on 1994 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Balloonology

Author : Jeremy Telford
Publisher : Gibbs Smith
ISBN 13 : 1423614720
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (236 download)

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Download or read book Balloonology written by Jeremy Telford and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2010-07-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Professional balloon twister Jeremy Telford provides 32 projects-a flamingo, a princess, a jet with pilot, and many more-with easy-to-follow instructions and how-to photos that teach not only the most useful twisting techniques, but also how to design new balloon sculptures. Telford also gives information about twisting balloons professionally, including how to find and book gigs, what supplies are necessary, and how to entertain an audience.

The Essential Fergus the Horse

Author : Jean Abernethy
Publisher : Trafalgar Square Books
ISBN 13 : 164601233X
Total Pages : 138 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book The Essential Fergus the Horse written by Jean Abernethy and published by Trafalgar Square Books. This book was released on 2023-06-15 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the late 1990s, a little bay horse with white socks and a blaze was born. Dubbed “Fergus,” he has now traveled the world many times over by print, web, and satellite, inspired a line of merchandise, and gained a devoted following in the hundreds-of-thousands on Facebook and other social media. Who is this horse and how can we explain his magnetism? What makes him so special? Fergus the Horse (Equus hilarious) is the creation of Jean Abernethy, and the truth is, he isn’t meant to represent any one breed or discipline. Perhaps it’s this generic “everyhorse” quality that’s led to his popularity. “When fans write, ‘Fergus reminds me of my horse,’ I cannot be paid a higher compliment,” says Abernethy. And it’s his expressiveness, honesty, charm, and keen sense of humor that truly wins our hearts. Now Abernethy has brought together the backstory of Fergus the Horse—how he came to be, his early years, the history of his “friends”—and combined it with his “greatest hits,” including most-loved comic strips, some personal sketches, and brand new additions. The result is a lively, colorful, highly illustrated treasury that will entertain anyone with an eye for a horse and a need for a laugh.

The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes

Author : McSweeney's
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 030738733X
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (73 download)

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Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.

A Horse Walks Into a Bar

Author : David Grossman
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1910702935
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book A Horse Walks Into a Bar written by David Grossman and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Guardian and New Statesman Book of the Year The setting is a comedy club in a small Israeli town. An audience that has come expecting an evening of amusement instead sees a comedian falling apart on stage; an act of disintegration, a man crumbling, as a matter of choice, before their eyes. They could get up and leave, or boo and whistle and drive him from the stage, if they were not so drawn to glimpse his personal hell. Dovaleh G, a veteran stand-up comic - charming, erratic, repellent - exposes a wound he has been living with for years: a fateful and gruesome choice he had to make between the two people who were dearest to him. A Horse Walks into a Bar is a shocking and breathtaking read. Betrayals between lovers, the treachery of friends, guilt demanding redress. Flaying alive both himself and the people watching him, Dovaleh G provokes both revulsion and empathy from an audience that doesn't know whether to laugh or cry - and all this in the presence of a former childhood friend who is trying to understand why he's been summoned to this performance.