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Download or read book Lazy-Ass Cats written by Lindsay Conner and published by Mascot Books. This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trouble in Purradise? Having a catastrophic day? Unwind with the Lazy-Ass Cats Coloring Book. Whip out your colored pencilsforty clever coloring pages are ready for your artistic touch. Haven't tried coloring? You have got to be kitten me. A hilarious gift for coloring enthusiasts, cat lovers, and even people who don't know they like to color yet, the book features single-sided pages on crisp, quality paper.
Book Synopsis Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? by : Dena Harris
Download or read book Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? written by Dena Harris and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.
Download or read book Lazy Cat written by Thomas Danner and published by Boyds Mills Press. This book was released on 1994-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Responsible for getting rid of a mouse in the garden, this lazy cat makes a deal with the mouse that satisfies both.
Download or read book My Fair Lazy written by Jen Lancaster and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-05-03 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers have followed New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster through job loss, sucky city living, weight loss attempts, and 1980s nostalgia. Now, in this bitter and witty memoir, Jen chronicles her efforts to achieve cultural enlightenment, with some hilarious missteps and genuine moments of inspiration along the way. Jen uses any means necessary on her quest to better herself: reading canonical literature, viewing classic films, attending the opera, researching artisan cheeses, and even enrolling in etiquette classes to improve her social graces. In Jen’s corner is a crack team of experts, including Page Six socialites, gourmet chefs, an opera aficionado, and a master sommelier. She may discover that well-regarded, high-priced stinky cheese tastes exactly as bad as it smells, and that her love for Kraft American Singles is forever. But one thing’s for certain: Eliza Doolittle’s got nothing on Jen Lancaster—and failure is an option.
Download or read book Lazy Cat written by Julia Woolf and published by . This book was released on 2017-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Doodle Dog is a very good friend to Lazy Cat, but Lazy Cat isn�t always such a good friend back. In fact, he is SO lazy, he has Doodle Dog running errands for him ALL DAY LONG. It�s time for a dog to make a stand� Living with a lazy cat is a dogs life! This hilarious picture book is a fun exploration of the themes of friendship and giving.
Download or read book My Lazy Cat written by Christine Roussey and published by Harry N. Abrams. This book was released on 2017-11-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A very busy little girl learns an important lesson from her very lazy cat, Boomer.
Download or read book That Lazy Cat written by Royal V. Carley and published by C.R. Gibson Company. This book was released on 1969 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone on the farm was always busy except the lazy cat, so Farmer Fullbarn decides to get rid of him.
Book Synopsis The Pride Series by : Shelly Laurenston
Download or read book The Pride Series written by Shelly Laurenston and published by Kensington. This book was released on 2020-02-25 with total page 1592 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal magnetism has a whole new meaning when the menagerie of shapeshifters in Shelly Laurenston’s Pride series prowls, sniffs, howls, and roars into hot-blooded action . . . THE MANE EVENT NYPD cop Desiree “Dez” MacDermot knows she’s changed a lot since she palled around with her childhood buddy, Mace. But it’s fair to say that Mace has changed even more. It isn't just those intensely gold eyes, or the six-four, built-like-a-Navy Seal body. It's something in the way he sniffs her neck and purrs, making her entire body tingle . . . THE BEAST IN HIM Some things are so worth waiting for. Like the moment when Jessica Ward “accidentally” bumps into heartthrob Bobby Ray Smith and shows him just how far she’s come since high school. Now Jess is a success on her own terms. And she can enjoy a romp with a big, bad wolf and walk away. Easy. Or so she thinks . . . THE MANE ATTRACTION Weddings have the strangest effect on people. Exhibit 1: Sissy Mae waking up in Mitch Shaw's bed the morning after her brother Bobby Ray’s nuptials. Exhibit 2: the gunmen trying to kill Mitch. Exhibit 3: Sissy Mae escorting a bleeding yet sexy lion shifter to her Tennessee Pack’s turf for safe keeping. It doesn't help that Mitch's appraising gaze makes her feel like the most desirable creature on earth . . . THE MANE SQUEEZE Growing up on the tough Philly streets, Gwen O’Neill knows how to fend for herself. But what is she supposed to do with a nice, suburban Jersey boy who has a tendency to turn into a massive Grizzly? Despite his menacing growl and four-inch claws, Gwen finds Lachlan “Lock” MacRyrie cute and really sweet. He actually watches out for her, and unlike the rest of her out-of-control family, manages not to morbidly embarrass her. Too bad cats don’t believe in forever . . . Praise for the Novels of Shelly Laurenston “Hot and humorous.” —USAToday.com “Shelly Laurenston’s shifter books are full of oddball characters, strong females with attitude and dialogue that can have you laughing out loud.” —The Philadelphia Inquirer “A little bit of everything . . . humor, passion, and suspense with a touch of paranormal.” —FreshFiction
Book Synopsis The Cat Sitter's Pajamas by : Blaize Clement
Download or read book The Cat Sitter's Pajamas written by Blaize Clement and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-01-03 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hired by a famous football player to pet-sit his cats, Dixie meets a celebrity fashion model who claims to be the athlete's wife, a situation that culminates in Dixie's discovery of a ring of high-fashion counterfeiters.
Download or read book Magic Thinks Big written by Elisha Cooper and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2004-03-30 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cat sits in the doorway and tries to decide whether to go inside where he might get fed again, go outside where he might have an adventure, or stay where he is.
Download or read book Pussweek written by Bexy McFly and published by Bexy McFly. This book was released on 2014-08-27 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pussweek is a magazine-style book written by cats, for cats. This means STRICTLY NO HUMANS ALLOWED, so if you have opposable thumbs just get out of here right meow! Pussweek Issue One covers important issues such as catnip addiction, litter, sleep, scratching post selection, plus competitions, advice, quizzes and much more.
Download or read book Fatty the Fat Lazy Cat written by Cathy H and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-03-20 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a story of a cat named Fatty who was trapped in the branch of a tree as his master's (Mrs. Sheppard) frequently visiting neighbor named Tom tried to rescue him. When the cat was all safe, Tom deserved the recipe for her cookies.
Download or read book Rontel written by Sam Pink and published by Thumbs Down Press. This book was released on 2020-01-06 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of 'person' and 'the ice cream man and other stories.' Follow our narrator as he attempts to make it to the end of a journey most magical. Get ready to laugh and have nice times!
Download or read book That Cat written by J-F Burford and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Obligate Carnivore written by Jed Gillen and published by Booksurge Publishing. This book was released on 2008-12-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cats, dogs, & what it really means to be vegan.
Download or read book Acid Reflux written by Paul Dunk and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection is a celebration of the long story containing 16 works of fiction along with the novella, "Jane Dough." With the exception of three new pieces, the stories were written from 2000-2006 and then extensively revised for this 2013 book. The following stories are works of fiction intended only to amuse or otherwise stimulate potential adult readers. Any characters resembling persons living or dead are purely an offshoot of coincidence. The setting for "Jane Dough" was based on a neighborhood I lived in for eight years back in Chicago. Ironically, half the block was torn down shortly after my departure . . . but there was no evil conspiracy at fault. It was urban renewal. I don't know the property owners from a hole in the ground.
Download or read book Tortitude written by Ingrid King and published by Mango Media Inc.. This book was released on 2016-02-05 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explore the wonderful world of tortoiseshell cats and tortoiseshell cat behavior Tortie cat behavior: With about 2 million tortoiseshell cats in the United States, these special felines tend to be strong-willed, a bit hot-tempered, and often very possessive of their humans. Other words used to describe torties are fiercely independent, feisty and unpredictable. In Tortitude: The BIG Book About Cats With a BIG Attitude, cat expert Ingrid King (The Conscious Cat) brings her professional and personal experience to explore why these cats are so special. With expert insights combined with stunning photography and passages dedicated to the cats and their passionate guardians, King offers a new perspective on these exceptional cats.
