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Download or read book Kiss My Book written by Jamie Michaels and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2007-09-11 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: RUBY CRANE IS a rising star. At 15, she sold her first book, got a movie deal, scored the hottest guy in school, and became the most popular student at Frasier High. Now, as a soon-to-be junior and published author, she's ready to make waves in New York's literary world. But every star falls back to earth one day. Ruby's accused of plagiarism - on national television. And the worst part is that the proof of her literary lies is indisputable. Her friends won't return her phone calls. Her boyfriend's gone AWOL. The media vultures are flying low, and they want answers. So Ruby does what any self-respecting headline would do. She disappears. And that's when her story really begins.
Download or read book Kiss My Ass written by M G Rayne and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-26 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kane. They call me Soulless. I take what i want, when I want consequences be damned. Then I saw her she is strong and stubborn which makes me want to devour her. Own her. Break her. She doesn't know it yet but she belongs to me. Reika. Toy. Property. His. He wants to control me. Own me. Break me. The leader of the damned crew bought me to be his mind, body and soul. He wants me broken at his feet. If I were him I would ask for a refund because you can't break something that is already broken. You can't control a tornado. You cant own something that isn't for sale. Buckle up buttercup I'm about to turn your world upside down. I can't be owned. I can't be controlled. I bow to no-one! TRIGGER WARNING!!!! This book contains situations that some readers may find uncomfortable.18+ only
Book Synopsis White Elephant Gift by : White Elephant Secret Santa Publishing
Download or read book White Elephant Gift written by White Elephant Secret Santa Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: White Elephant Gift: Blank Lined, Great White Elephant, Secret Santa, Funny Gag Gift, Journal Notebook This funny blank lined notebook is a perfect gift for that special coworker white elephant Christmas party at work, gag gift for any occasion, Secret Santa gift at the office, birthday, Christmas. Perfect for writing ideas, get creative with lists, to write thoughts about life in general. Can also be used as a diary or taking notes at school. Also great for teacher appreciation gifts. Every page is filled with composition style pages. Size is 6x9 inches, soft matte finish cover, white paper 100 pages, quality paper, paperback.
Download or read book Kiss My Cupcake written by Helena Hunting and published by Forever. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As two neighborhood shop owners battle for business, they prove opposites attract in this "deliciously sweet and savory new romantic comedy" (USA Today bestselling author Abby Jimenez). Blaire Calloway has planned every Instagram-worthy moment of her cupcake and cocktails shop launch down to the tiniest detail. What she didn't plan on? Ronan Knight and his old-school sports bar next door opening on the very same day. He may be super swoony, but Blaire hasn't spent years obsessing over buttercream and bourbon to have him ruin her chance at success. From axe throwing (his place) to frosting contests (hers), Blaire and Ronan are constantly trying to one-up each other in a battle to win new customers. But with every clash, there's also an undeniable chemistry. When an even bigger threat to their business comes to town, they're forced to call a temporary time-out on their own war and work together. And the more time Blaire spends getting to know the real Ronan, the more she wonders if it's possible to have her cupcake and eat it too. "Kiss My Cupcake is a laugh-out-loud romance full of charm, wit and magic. Ronan and Blaire will have you fall in love with their story from their very first encounter. A thoroughly delicious read." --LJ Shen, USA Today bestselling author "With a sweet, sassy heroine and a deliciously sexy hero, Kiss My Cupcake is romantic comedy perfection!" -- Melanie Harlow, USA Today bestselling author Library Journal Best Romances of 2020
Download or read book Kiss My Math written by Danica McKellar and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-06-30 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling math workbook from actress and math genius Danica McKellar that teaches seventh to ninth grade girls how to conquer pre-algebra! Stepping up not only the math but the sass and style, McKellar helps math-phobic teenagers moving up into high school chill out and finally “get” negative numbers, variables, absolute values, exponents, and more. As she did so effectively in Math Doesn't Suck, McKellar uses personality quizzes, reader polls, real-life testimonials, and stories from her own life—in addition to clear instruction, helpful tips, and practice problems—revealing why pre-algebra is easier, more relevant, and more glamorous than girls think.
Book Synopsis My Family Can Kiss My Ass by : Chanel Clark
Download or read book My Family Can Kiss My Ass written by Chanel Clark and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-20 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you struggling with breaking free from your toxic family members? Have you started to do Google searches on Narcissistic Personality Disorder to figure out if you've been dating narcissists and you want to get to the root of your childhood trauma? Do you feel that your family are backstabbers and want to see you fail at life? Have you tried to make amends multiple times with your parents, yet nothing changes because they continue to mistreat you? In this book, you will learn all of the signs of narcissistic abuse and how your family members hide behind their deviant behavior and get away with harming you. Most people don't recognize the signs of narcissistic abuse in their family, because the bad behavior has been "normalized" by both your parents and grandparents. It's time to take a stand against your toxic relatives and reclaim your peace and freedom. This is the book for you!
Download or read book Kiss Butt Wife written by Mickey Ellis and published by . This book was released on 2020-04 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kiss Butt Wife is designed to help individuals to achieve the maximum potential in their relationship
Download or read book The Traitor's Kiss written by Erin Beaty and published by Imprint. This book was released on 2017-05-09 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This is an action-packed, expertly plotted story, drenched in double crosses and intrigue, with an irresistible heroine and a sweet and sexy romance. A late-breaking twist gives way to a final act that will leave readers eager for subsequent books in this planned trilogy." —Publishers Weekly , starred review An obstinate girl who will not be married. A soldier desperate to prove himself. A kingdom on the brink of war. With a sharp tongue and an unruly temper, Sage Fowler is not what they’d call a proper lady—which is perfectly fine with her. Deemed unfit for a suitable marriage, Sage is apprenticed to a matchmaker and tasked with wrangling other young ladies to be married off for political alliances. She spies on the girls—and on the soldiers escorting them. As the girls' military escort senses a political uprising, Sage is recruited by a handsome soldier to infiltrate the enemy ranks. The more she discovers as a spy, the less certain she becomes about whom to trust—and Sage becomes caught in a dangerous balancing act that will determine the fate of her kingdom. With secret identities and a tempestuous romance, Erin Beaty's The Traitor’s Kiss is full of intrigue, espionage, and lies. An Imprint Book "Marital and martial matters collide when brides and spies become ensnared in a treasonous plot. . . . Sage is a clever, contrary female protagonist who remains realistic and likable, while her fellow protagonist Ash is enigmatic enough to require a second read. . . . Both epic and intimate, a semi–old-fashioned alternative to the wave of inexplicably lethal superheroines and their smoldering love triangles." —Kirkus Reviews "Complex characterization, deftly layered adventure story, and [a] balanced blend of political maneuvering, romantic interludes, and action scenes." —Kirkus Reviews "Beaty balances a taut web of deceit...readers will be carried away by the mystery." —The Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books (BCCB) "A debut novel that blends fantasy, romance, and battlefield action. . . . A slow burn YA fantasy with clever genre mixing." —School Library Journal
Download or read book Kissing Ass written by Clyde D'Souza and published by Random House India. This book was released on 2012-05-17 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people can kiss ass naturally, some can’t do it to save their lives, and many just don’t know how! Kissing Ass: The Art of Office Politics is a no-bullshit, jargon-free, non-sloppy guide that breaks down typical workplace situations and offers you not textbook advice but real sucking-up solutions to them. From nervous first days to elated farewell mails, Kissing Ass gives you tips and tricks on how to act, react, or play dumb as per the scenario. Learn different types of ego massage techniques, what to say to the CEO in the loo, how to reply to work emails over weekends, and, yes, even how to deal with sex at work! So polish your corporate lips, pucker up, and get ready to kiss your way to success.
Download or read book Kiss My Witch written by Amy Boyles and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-09-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every time Dylan Apel casts a spell, disaster strikes. When witches flood her peaceful hometown for a convention, Dylan is in no shape to protect herself. She's not sure which will happen first: another witch killing her for her powers or the ruling council punishing her for misuse of magic. When a witchy gossip columnist dies, the peaceful convention turns riotous.
Book Synopsis The Day My Butt Went Psycho: TV Tie-In by : Andy Griffiths
Download or read book The Day My Butt Went Psycho: TV Tie-In written by Andy Griffiths and published by Macmillan Publishers Aus.. This book was released on 2014-01-01 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read the delightfully silly series that inspired the television animation. Zack Freeman is ready to tell his story ... The story of a boy and his crazy, runaway bum. It's the story of a crack bum-fighting unit called the B-team, a legendary Bum Hunter and his formidable daughter, and some of the biggest, ugliest and meanest bums ever to roam the face of the Earth. A story of courage and endurance that takes Zack on a journey across the Great Windy Desert, through the Brown Forest and over the Sea of Bums before descending into the heart of an explosive bumcano to confront the biggest, ugliest and meanest bum of them all ...
Book Synopsis The Spiritual Whistleblower's Break Up Manual Volume 1 by : Chanel Clark
Download or read book The Spiritual Whistleblower's Break Up Manual Volume 1 written by Chanel Clark and published by . This book was released on 2018-07-05 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you wondering if you just broke up with a Narcissist? Are you baffled at the betrayal, lies, cheating and financial abuse that your partner has inflicted before ghosting on you? Does your ex stalk you while trying to flaunt his new relationship in your face? Are you getting friend requests on Facebook from fake accounts? Do you have nightmares about the abuse you endured throughout your relationship? Well it is quite possible that you have more than likely been in a relationship with a Narcissist. The Spiritual Whistleblower's Break Up Manual gives you an a no nonsense, play-by-play breakdown of how to survive a tumultuous break up with a Narcissist. If your ex-boyfriend gloats about his new girlfriend in your face, but he continues to stalk and harass you, then chances are he's a Narcissist! Unfortunately, because of his disorder, he's only going to repeat the same cycle of abuse with the new girlfriend! The Spiritual Whistleblower's approach will teach you how to maintain your boundaries while disengaging all of the manipulation tactics and dirty schemes of the Narcissist. He's gonna try to reel you back into the relationship over and over again to only abuse you some more. Put a stop to Narcissistic abuse and learn how to destroy the Narcissist with the help of the Spiritual Whistleblower's relationship manual.
Book Synopsis Always Remember that the Toes You Step on Today Could be Attached to the Ass You Have to Kiss Tomorrow. by : Tony Reeves
Download or read book Always Remember that the Toes You Step on Today Could be Attached to the Ass You Have to Kiss Tomorrow. written by Tony Reeves and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-20 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarcastic Quotes For Annoying Boss Or Colleague In Your Office. If you would like to see a sample of the notebook, click on the "Look Inside" feature. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 12.48 x 9.25 Inch" Interior: Trim Size 6 x 9 No Bleed, White Lined Paper Pages: 100
Download or read book Buttception written by Chuck Tingle and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-04-09 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chuck Tingle, a writer who defined a generation with his sensual brand of homoerotic thriller, is back with a three-book collection that has been heralded by Death And Taxes Magazine as "a transhumanist masterpiece."What begins as the simple story of a man's true love for a gay unicorn sailor quickly evolves into something else entirely, each tale pulling farther and farther out to reveal a breathtaking glimpse at the greatest author of our time. Like a butt within a butt within butt, this trilogy will have your perception of time and space turned completely upside down in total buttception. Welcome to the future of literature.ANALLY YOURS, THE UNICORN SAILOROut for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens. The two share a romantic evening until it's revealed that Hunter is about to embark on a year long sail around the world. However, their love remains strong in a series of explicit letters. But Hunter is planning something that will redefine the meaning of love between a man and a unicorn. Soon Tuck finds himself whisked away to the Bahamas on a private helicopter for a hardcore, anal surprise that will have your jaw on the floor. POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTTKirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA. But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk's butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two. Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core... his own gay ass! POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY BOOK "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY OWN BUTT"Buck Trungle is a world famous writer who is sick and tired of living in the shadow of his own books. But when his most recent novel, "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" contacts him out of the blue and threatens a lawsuit, it's a fear that Buck must now face head on. Buck's novel is looking to collect royalties on sales of himself, and Buck's lawyer is urging the writer to settle out of court, but when author and book finally meet face-to-face things take a turn for the erotic. Soon enough, Buck is selling himself to seal the deal with this sentient novel, but can he give his ass away without giving a piece of his heart, as well?
Download or read book This Is for You written by Jessica Flynn and published by Fulton Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-10-21 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is for the men, women, teenagers, and children. This is for the abusers. This is for law enforcement and the failed systems. This is for anyone whose voice needs to be heard. For anyone who needs to find their strength to keep going. This is for you. A relatable story that sadly many of us have faced or may be in currently. This is my story! I'm breaking the silence to encourage others to do the same. Don't give up. It does get better.
Author :Per-Olof Hasselgren Publisher :Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency ISBN 13 :1631355449 Total Pages :392 pages Book Rating :4.6/5 (313 download)
Book Synopsis Body Language from Head to Toe by : Per-Olof Hasselgren
Download or read book Body Language from Head to Toe written by Per-Olof Hasselgren and published by Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency. This book was released on 2015-06-03 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by a physician, Body Language – from Head to Toe is a “dictionary” of American idioms and other expressions that contain the name of a body part. The use of body part-related expressions is both interesting and fun. This book contains about 2,000 such idioms, words, and expressions, such as “with the back against the wall,” “brainstorming,” “sweet tooth,” and “tongue in cheek.” Says author Per-Olof Hasselgren, “As a surgeon, I understand the importance of anatomy and the knowledge of organs and tissues. This book reflects my longstanding interest in idioms and other expressions referring to body parts, and it ‘connects’ anatomy with the spoken and written language.” This book was written for three main reasons. First, anatomy matters, particularly in surgery. During the last several years, collecting such expressions became a hobby for the author. Second, as someone moving to this country from another part of the world, Dr. Hasselgren is interested in the peculiarities of the American language. Idioms, slang, and other expressions are specific for any given language and quite often cannot be directly translated. Third, when one starts to be aware of them, written and spoken body language can become quite entertaining.
Download or read book Kiss Me written by Jillian Dodd and published by Jillian Dodd Inc.. This book was released on 2012-12 with total page 391 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keatyn has always written scripts for her perfect life, but there’s no way she could have ever scripted this. Her life is so far from perfect that it’s not even funny—all because of a stalker. Now, she’s at a boarding school, where she has to lie about who she is. She can’t see her family or Brooklyn. She’s tutoring a hottie god who tortures her with his smile. And the most popular girl already hates her. But there’s this boy. This sweet, adorable East Coast boy who likes Keatyn for who she is. So she decides to stop scripting her life and just live it. Because who knows how long she has left. Keatyn Chronicles Kiss, Keatyn Chronicles Love, Keatyn Chronicles Sex, Keatyn Chronicles Series, Keatyn Chronicles Love, Keatyn Chronicles Kisses, Teen and Young Adult, They Lived Happily Ever After, Happily Ever After Book, Happily Ever After, Keatyn Chronicles Love, Jillian Dodd Keatyn Chronicles, Jillian Dodd Keatyn Chronicles, Keatyn Chronicles, Keatyn Chronicles Sex, Captive Films, YA Romance in High School, High School Crush Romance, High School Romance with Sex, High School Romance, Private School Books, Jillian Dodd Captive Films, Captive Films Jillian Dodd, Magic Kiss Chronicles, Jillian Dodd Sex, High School Drama Books, Prep School, Boarding School, Preppy Kids, Boy Best Friends, Sagas, Love Triangles, High School Drama, Movie Stars, Surfer Boy, Beach Romance, Young Adult Romance Novels, Coming of Age Romance, Teen Drama, Instant Love, High School Romance Books, A Privileged Life, Stalk Me the Keatyn Chronicles, Jillian Dodd Keatyn Chronicles, Hollywood Life, Romance, Love Triangle, Friendship Books, Teen Romance, Triangle of Love, Romance and Sex, Sweet Romance, New Adult, Upper Class, Love Triangles, New Adult, High School, Boarding School, Emotional Journey, Female Protagonist, Rich, Wealthy, Young Adult fiction Books, Series, USA Today, USA Today Bestseller, Romance Series, Romance Books, Hot Guy, Love, Love Books, Kissing Books, Long Series, Long Romance Series, Swoon, Loyalty, Rich, Serial, Story, Stories, Love Story, Romance Love
