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Book Synopsis King Flashypants and the Evil Emperor by : Andy Riley
Download or read book King Flashypants and the Evil Emperor written by Andy Riley and published by Henry Holt Books For Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-06-20 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published in 2016 in Great Britain by Hodder and Stoughton."
Book Synopsis King Flashypants and the Evil Emperor by : Andy Riley
Download or read book King Flashypants and the Evil Emperor written by Andy Riley and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2016-07-14 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first in a fun new series - 'Brilliantly original and hilarious ... it's nearly as good as one of my books' David Walliams. 'One for fans of Horrid Henry and Tom Gates' The Guardian Edwin isn't an ordinary boy. He is a king, with a throne, and his own suit of armour and a castle with secret passages and everything. Every Friday, King Edwin spends all his money on chocolate for the peasants. But when the money runs out, Edwin finds himself in a fix. Cue the arrival of evil Emperor Nurbison, in his pointy-collared black cloak and accompanied by scary striding music. He has had his eye on Edwin's kingdom for a while and intends to use the peasants' unhappiness to his advantage! When the emperor builds a fake dragon out of a cow, green crepe paper, furry monster novelty slippers and two birthday cake candles, to scare the peasants, Edwin knows it's time to come up with the first sneaky plan he's ever had in his life ...
Book Synopsis King Flashypants and the Creature from Crong by : Andy Riley
Download or read book King Flashypants and the Creature from Crong written by Andy Riley and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Something is frightening the people of Crong—something with long, sharp teeth, seven eyes, and an appetite for goats. The monster's name is the Voolith, and it won't stop until it has gobbled up everything in its path! When news reaches Edwinland, King Edwin decides he must cross the wilderness and defeat the Voolith in single combat. Even if he doesn't quite know what "single combat" means. This next King Flashypants adventure has it all—jousting, evil plots, mini golf, fire-breathing toads, and hilarity at every turn.
Book Synopsis Beer Makes Daddy Strong by : Andy Riley
Download or read book Beer Makes Daddy Strong written by Andy Riley and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-03-26 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fatherhood is full of ups and downs, quirks and crises. But there is always humor to be found! Featuring 60 all-new cartoons from Andy Riley, Beer Makes Daddy Strong shows the world just how great dads can be: Daddy knows all the best car games ("Who can stay quiet the longest?"), likes to show off his scars (that he may or may not have obtained while running with the bulls in Spain), and is a great cook (when Spaghetti Bolognese is on the menu). Witty and wise, this affectionate tribute is a celebration of fatherhood and all of its joys, confusion, humor, and, of course, beer.
Book Synopsis King Flashypants and the Boo-Hoo Witches by : Andy Riley
Download or read book King Flashypants and the Boo-Hoo Witches written by Andy Riley and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-04-05 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Kids everywhere will love this brilliant book!" MATT LUCAS "Brilliantly original and hilarious. It's nearly as good as one of my books." DAVID WALLIAMS "Two words - such fun!" MIRANDA HART "Beautiful, inventive and laugh-out-loud funny." SUE PERKINS Great to read aloud with children of 5+ and perfect for newly independent readers of 7+. King Edwin Flashypants is back for his fourth hilarious adventure! Minister Jill has a secret. And it's something to do with the weird meadow in Edwinland. King Edwin always thought Minister Jill was a bit boring, like most grown-ups, but when she is kidnapped, he realises that her past might actually be very exciting indeed ...
Book Synopsis The Rotten Adventures of Zachary Ruthless #1 by : Allan Woodrow
Download or read book The Rotten Adventures of Zachary Ruthless #1 written by Allan Woodrow and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-04-26 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you rotten enough to read this book? Ha! And I mean that in a laugh-in-your-face, you’re not-really-rotten-at-all way. Have you ever destroyedthe planet? Turned earthworms into your personalarmy of doom? Refused to eat your broccoli andhidden it in your underwear? Well, never mind thatlast one. I mean, who hasn’t? But still, no one is asrotten as Zachary Ruthless. In fact, his adventuresare so rotten you might want to just put this bookdown now and back away very slowly.
Book Synopsis King Flashypants and the Snowball of Doom by : Andy Riley
Download or read book King Flashypants and the Snowball of Doom written by Andy Riley and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Brilliantly original and hilarious. It's nearly as good as one of my books." DAVID WALLIAMS "Two words - such fun!" MIRANDA HART "It's gobstonkingly funny!" ULI, aged 7 Great to read aloud with children of 5+ and perfect for newly independent readers of 7+. It's pretty nippy in Edwinland and Nurbisonia. In fact, it's the coldest winter in a hundred years! After evil Emperor Nurbison steals all his peasants' firewood and woolly hats just because he can, they go to live with nine-year-old King Edwin in Edwinland instead. The furious emperor talks the scary Ice Folk to join him in his latest dastardly plan to make life difficult for Edwin and his new peasants, but Edwin is determined not to let Nurbison get away with it. He is a noble king, after all! But Edwin has an extra problem to deal with - a voice of doubt in his head called Wendy Worry, who keeps telling him he's not up to the job of being king. How can he beat Emperor Nurbison AND Wendy Worry at the same time?
Book Synopsis Marty Pants #1: Do Not Open! by : Mark Parisi
Download or read book Marty Pants #1: Do Not Open! written by Mark Parisi and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-05-02 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Funny and engaging. Marty Pants is a surefire hit!”—Lincoln Peirce, author of the Big Nate series "Readers will love the riotous hero of this new series."—School Library Journal Move over, Wimpy Kid. Here comes the imaginative, the inquisitive, the unstoppable Marty Pants! Marty Pants is different from your typical middle schooler. He has the soul of an artist, and as an artist, he notices things–except when he doesn’t. When Marty discovers a note suggesting an alien is watching him, this is something he can’t ignore. But no one, not his friends, his family, his arch-enemy, nor the chief of police, can see what he sees. So, it’s up to Marty to save the world—his way! This hilarious new series follows the endearing, frazzled, embarrassed, and ultimately fearless footsteps of literature’s most unlikely hero: Marty Pants.
Download or read book Dog Diaries written by James Patterson and published by jimmy patterson. This book was released on 2018-12-03 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in the doggone awesome, howl-ariously illustrated, bestselling series from the creator of Middle School! Rafe Khatchadorian’s lovable dog Junior gets his chance to shine. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I've been waiting for ages to tell my story, and now it's finally happening! Being Rafe's dog isn't always easy, but it is always EXCITING! I've got so much to tell you about: How I protect the yard from birds, raccoons, squirrels, raccoons, mail carriers ... and did I mention RACCOONS? Sniffing pooch posteriors for the latest canine news. And the terrifying monster hiding in the hall closet: the vacuum cleaner! These were all the most paw-some parts of my doggie life -- until the evil Mrs. Stricker threatened to send me back to the pound if I didn't learn to behave. Now Rafe and I have to go to obedience school and win the trophy for Best Trained Dog . . . or else!
Book Synopsis The Hidden Life of a Toad by : Doug Wechsler
Download or read book The Hidden Life of a Toad written by Doug Wechsler and published by Charlesbridge Publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In jaw-dropping photos, Doug Wechsler captures the life cycle of the American toad from egg to tadpole to adult. To get these images, Wechsler sat in a pond wearing waders, went out night after night in search of toads, and cut his own glass to make a home aquarium. The resulting photos reveal metamorphosis in extreme close-up as readers have never seen it before. Budding naturalists will be transfixed by this unprecedented peek into the secrets of tadpole transformation. Demystifying
Book Synopsis King Flashypants and the Creature from Crong by : Andy Riley
Download or read book King Flashypants and the Creature from Crong written by Andy Riley and published by Henry Holt Books For Young Readers. This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this second book in the King Flashypants series, King Edwin sets out to fight a monster and may end up with more than he's bargained for in an adventure that has it all--jousting, evil plots, mini golf, fire-breathing toads, and hilarity at every turn. Illustrations.
Book Synopsis The Book of Bunny Suicides by : Andy Riley
Download or read book The Book of Bunny Suicides written by Andy Riley and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Illustrated in a stark and simple style, this collection of outrageous cartoons follows over 100 bunnies as they find ever more outlandish ways to do themselves in.
Book Synopsis Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face and the Badness of Badgers by : John Dougherty
Download or read book Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face and the Badness of Badgers written by John Dougherty and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-01-09 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious send-up of fantasy quest novels, perfect for fans of Adam Gidwitz and Jon Scieszka. Welcome to the kingdom of Great Kerfuffle! Great Kerfuffle is really great. And there's usually a kerfuffle (the clue's in the name really). This particular kerfuffle started the day Stinkbomb's twenty dollar bill went missing. Stinkbomb and his little sister Ketchup-Face know exactly who took it: the badgers. After all, they're called badgers because they do bad things; otherwise they'd just be gers. They bring news of the badgers' treachery to King Toothbrush Weasel (don't get us started on the story behind his name…), who sends them on a quest to rid the land of badgers. What follows is a full on kerfuffle-fest, containing: one deep dark forest, a grocery cart in distress, a song about jam--and, of course, a band of very tricky badgers. Be prepared to laugh your socks off, and maybe your ears, too.
Book Synopsis King Flashypants and the Evil Emperor by : Andy Riley
Download or read book King Flashypants and the Evil Emperor written by Andy Riley and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone is happy living in Edwinland and being ruled by their nine-year-old king until the king runs out of pocket money to hand out chocolate to the peasants.
Book Synopsis Lunch Lady and the Cyborg Substitute by : Jarrett J. Krosoczka
Download or read book Lunch Lady and the Cyborg Substitute written by Jarrett J. Krosoczka and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2011-11-30 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of National Book Award finalist Hey, Kiddo. Serving justice . . . and lunch! Hector, Terrence, and Dee have always wondered about their school lunch lady. What does she do when she isn’t dishing out the daily special? Where does she live? Does she have a lot of cats at home? Little do they know, Lunch Lady doesn’t just serve sloppy joes—she serves justice! Whatever danger lies ahead, it’s no match for LUNCH LADY!
Book Synopsis My Parents Are Out Of Control by : Pete Johnson
Download or read book My Parents Are Out Of Control written by Pete Johnson and published by Random House. This book was released on 2013-06-06 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Louis doesn't think much of it when his mum and dad ask him for tips on how to be cool. In fact, he thinks it's pretty funny watching them bump fists and use words like 'safe', 'sick' and 'wicked'. Until Dad turns up outside Louis's new school dressed like a rapper, that is . . . Suddenly they're trying to friend Louis and all his classmates on Facebook, and wearing baseball caps backwards - IN PUBLIC. Louis and his best friend Maddy are horrified. Mum and Dad have taken things too far . . . and immediate action is needed!
Book Synopsis The Hunt for the 100th Key (Geronimo Stilton: Special Edition) by : Geronimo Stilton
Download or read book The Hunt for the 100th Key (Geronimo Stilton: Special Edition) written by Geronimo Stilton and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Geronimo unlocks the mystery in this fabumouse adventure -- which includes a bonus story! My sister, Thea, had discovered an enormouse old castle built by the founder of New Mouse City! She and Trap dragged me along with them to explore it. Inside, we found one hundred keys... but only ninety-nine doors to unlock. What mysterious room did the hundredth key open? It was up to us to find it and reveal its secrets! BONUS! After the story, read an extra Mini Mystery adventure and jokes galore!
