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Book Synopsis Jokes You'll Never Find in the Internet by : Lou Berton
Download or read book Jokes You'll Never Find in the Internet written by Lou Berton and published by Booklocker.Com Incorporated. This book was released on 2002-09-01 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody knows that the Internet is the"White Pages" of humor. Here are the "Unlisted Ones." No boring stuff, only jokes, nothing more than jokes.This book is a fine collection of material assembled by the author over the years.
Book Synopsis 1001 Internet Jokes by : D. M. Schwab
Download or read book 1001 Internet Jokes written by D. M. Schwab and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2001-01-20 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1001 Internet Jokes compiles internet jokes into a hilariously funny volume for many different types of people. Sections devoted to parenthood, men vs. women, gay and lesbian, and Canada vs. United States makes this diverse book both entertaining and readable for anyone.
Book Synopsis The Most Stolen/Borrowed Jokes in the History of the Internet by : Rich Wilens
Download or read book The Most Stolen/Borrowed Jokes in the History of the Internet written by Rich Wilens and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compilation of Jokes, One-liners and Poems guaranteed to be the funniest material ever stolen/borrowed from the internet. You will hear such jokes as: A day without sunshine is like, well, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. You can't have everything, where would you put it? Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. Pick up lines overheard from men to women: Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: So, wanna go back to my place ? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? Things you should not say to a cop: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN... The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people." Think about this, Not That.... I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Slogan's ..............................WHAT? On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." Some Men Jokes.... What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted. What is the thinnest book in the world? "What Men Know About Women" How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One ... men will screw anything. Just Sayin: The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. I live in my own little world, but it's ok they know me here. "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" "I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast." I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately! "Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive." Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted. Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom. "If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?" Welcome To Shit Creek Sorry, We're Out of Paddles! Rules of life so to speak: 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape . 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right." Lawyer stuff: These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down & now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. and so much more...... This will be the funniest 90 minute read ever.
Download or read book Laughing Stocks written by C. M. Rexrode and published by Publishamerica Incorporated. This book was released on 2004-04 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever hear a joke and think to yourself, Good one! I'll have to remember that? Well this book is filled with "good ones!" Jokes you can tell your kids or jokes you probably wouldn't tell your kids but would want to share with your friends or co-workers. Jokes really worth remembering. This book has taken over five years to put together and more jokes have been thrown out than actually kept. Each joke has been screened and evaluated by a group of individuals who have thrown out the really bad ones and kept the ones worth repeating. There are over 200 really great jokes contained in this book -- jokes that have been found at social gatherings, parties, work or over the internet. Each joke has been rated Good, PG-13 or Restricted, so that you may go directly to the type of joke you want to see or use. If you enjoy hearing or telling a good joke you will want to read this book and will want to keep it handy for all those times you could really use a "good one!"
Book Synopsis The Internet Joke Book by : Brad Templeton
Download or read book The Internet Joke Book written by Brad Templeton and published by Annabooks. This book was released on 1995 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you wonder how jokes spread around the world? How a simple joke can zoom across the entire country in just a few days? This book contains some of the best jokes of recent years. Some are about computers, many are about everything else except computers. Lighten your day and enjoy sharing the jokes that techies have been chuckling over.
Book Synopsis Jokes, Riddles and Wisdom by : Roger Kuder
Download or read book Jokes, Riddles and Wisdom written by Roger Kuder and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-01-20 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you have seen other joke and riddle books that called themselves the "best" or the "greatest," but were disappointed because they did not deliver, then fear not. This is the best of the best. The cream of the crop. Read it for laughs. You won't be disappointed. Jokes and riddles that are to the point, without unnecessary embellishment. Also included is a third section on wisdom, which will give to you more joy and happiness. Learn how anyone can become happy, healthy and wealthy in all aspects of life. Learn too how to get along with others. You can even learn how to find and keep the great love of your life. It's all there for you in the best collection ever.
Book Synopsis You're Gonna Laugh by : Sandy Rozelman
Download or read book You're Gonna Laugh written by Sandy Rozelman and published by Comfort Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2009-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compilation of the funniest internet jokes emailed to, and collected by, the author. A great way to brighten one's day!
Book Synopsis FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET by : AMERDON PRODUCTIONS
Download or read book FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET written by AMERDON PRODUCTIONS and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-02-25 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Exceptionally compiled by Amerdon Productions, FUNNY STORIES & JOKES FROM THE INTERNET contains many stories and jokes that have been on the Internet. Aimed at bringing together in one place some of the best stories and jokes that have been circulating in cyberspace, this book will make you laugh, cry, and will hold your interest. This collection comes from the emails from thousands of people containing these stories and jokes—the best have been compiled, sanitized, and brought together in this volume to bring laughter to your face. A product of much time and effort, this book is set to give a unique piece of amusement to your heart.
Book Synopsis BEST Internet Jokes Ever by : R. Randall Schroeder
Download or read book BEST Internet Jokes Ever written by R. Randall Schroeder and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-28 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's become difficult to find funny jokes that aren't X rated. This collection is perfect for any audience. I gathered these jokes from the Internet for years and finally put them into this book. I'm also gathering more and might also do an X rated version later.
Book Synopsis Internet Joke Book - Volume Four by : Keith Evans
Download or read book Internet Joke Book - Volume Four written by Keith Evans and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2001-05-16 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Internet Joke Book - Volume Four is a collection of newfangled jokes, idiosyncratic stories, and scintillating satire gathered from throughout the United States and abroad. This book is composed of even more hilarious jokes of old and new. Various content may not be appropriate for younger readers.
Book Synopsis Internet Joke Book - Volume Two by : Keith Evans
Download or read book Internet Joke Book - Volume Two written by Keith Evans and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2001-01-30 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book, Internet Joke Book, comes to you packed with fresh jokes, bizarre stories and the wittiest of satires gathered from throughout the United States and aborad, collected and compiled for your enjoyment. Beyond the books jacket (cover) you will discovery pages of humorous and sidesplitting and gut-wrenching witticisms. The jokes within, being of age-old and brand-new is all hilarious, and the ones weve heard before . . . still laughable! This book was not tailor-made for younger readers, and various contents may be inappropriate. After all, any book of this nature should rest with the judgement of the parent or guardian. I myself, being a single parent, would not recommend the contents of this book be disclosed to any teenager under the age of sixteen. In any event, there may be parents who chose to allow children as young as fourteen or fifteen to take in the contents. Again, this is not recommended by the author. I can only hope that all my readers savor, and receive as much enjoyment from the book, as we did while assembling it. We, my daughter and I, are now working on the third book of the series, Internet Joke Book-Volume Three.
Download or read book Dad, How Do I? written by Rob Kenney and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Like the YouTube channel, this is a touching yet informative guide for those seeking fatherly advice, or even a few good dad jokes.” — Library Journal
Book Synopsis Pretty Good Joke Book by : Garrison Keillor
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Download or read book Dinosaur Jokes written by and published by Children's Press. This book was released on 1988 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.
Book Synopsis Que's Official Internet Yellow Pages by : Joe Kraynak
Download or read book Que's Official Internet Yellow Pages written by Joe Kraynak and published by Que Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 1130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Information online is not stored or organized in any logical fashion, but this reference attempts to organize and catalog a small portion of the Web in a single resource of the best sites in each category.
Download or read book Dad's Gone Mad! written by I M Nutz and published by 3rb Enterprises, LLC. This book was released on 2024-05-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad's Gone Mad! is a "punderful" collection of 151 original, never before published dad jokes. Each pun, prank, parody, or passage comes from the wacky mind of a father driven mad while raising three wonderful kids! If you're looking for hundreds of AI mass-produced jokes just keep on going. This book is about quality, not quantity. You won't find any old overused gags you've seen a million times on the internet here either. Inside you'll discover my fresh corny takes on old ideas, some punch lines you see coming from a mile away and others that catch you totally by surprise, and puns galore. In addition, just for fun each page is illustrated to add to the enjoyment of the material. Whether for yourself or for the wannabe comedian in your life, Dad's Gone Mad! will provide laughs, chuckles, occasional groans, and enjoyment that you can share time and again with family, friends, and co-workers. Available in both paperback and eBook format it's also a terrific gift for any occasion!
Book Synopsis Wolf CEO Is A Wife Addict by : Ka LuoEr
Download or read book Wolf CEO Is A Wife Addict written by Ka LuoEr and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-10-19 with total page 1496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On her eighteenth birthday, she drank her wine for the first time and accidentally provoked a domineering man, who was also her brother's friend ... Since then, this man had pestered her and made her unable to escape ...
