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Book Synopsis Jokes Women Won't Laugh at by : Gene Brissie
Download or read book Jokes Women Won't Laugh at written by Gene Brissie and published by Berkley. This book was released on 2002 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of laugh-out-loud politically incorrect jokes are for men only, with women as the subjects of overtly crude humor. (June)
Book Synopsis Jokes Women Won't Laugh at by : Tom Hobbes
Download or read book Jokes Women Won't Laugh at written by Tom Hobbes and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Joke Book for Women by : Juicy Quotes
Download or read book Joke Book for Women written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-16 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Joke Book for Women has over 400 funny jokes that any women, mother and wife will laugh and enjoy. This joke book for women will bring many hours of laughter. There are jokes about chocolates, dancing, crossfit, flowers, hair, printers, shopping and lots of other fun joke topics. This joke book is now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Book Synopsis Jokes Men Won't Laugh at by : Tom Hobbes
Download or read book Jokes Men Won't Laugh at written by Tom Hobbes and published by Berkley. This book was released on 2002 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection is written especially for women and is filled with jokes thatwill test the strength of the most waterproof mascara. (June)
Book Synopsis Humor is Tremendous by : Charlie E. Jones
Download or read book Humor is Tremendous written by Charlie E. Jones and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a fun-filled collection of clean jokes, anecdotes, puns, wisecracks, quotations, and tall stories designed for speakers, teachers, pastors, businessmen, masters of ceremonies and everyone who likes to laugh. Arranged alphabetically.
Download or read book 301 Best Jokes written by Don Shaw and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-29 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a Fun Gift Idea for a Teenager, an Adult, a Grandma, or a Grandpa? Want to Find an Entertaining Bathroom Reader or a Hilarious Jokes Book for a Long Car Trip? Then Keep Reading ... Everyone loves a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about blondes, the others can spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes, some people are crazy about yo mama or dad jokes, and so on. Thus, none of the jokes books can satisfy everyone. But in this book I combined as many genres of humor as possible to make it a perfect read for many people around the world. This gold mine of funny jokes for adults is suitable for men and women who love to laugh. Some of the topics covered by this book are spicy. You can find the jokes about police, alcohol, drugs, and love affairs. In fact, most of them are about family relationship, work, leisure, friendship, animals, hobbies, and the other aspects of everyday life. In this amazing humor book for adults, you will discover: 301 good jokes for men, women, grandfathers, and grandmothers Jokes suitable for teenagers One-liners, real-life situations, short stories, dialogues, and silly riddles with unexpected answers Clean jokes without the 'F' word and the other bad words Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our life and so much more ... No doubts, men and women who love humor, will be more than happy to get this book as a present for any holiday, including Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, birthday, and so on. They will gladly read it during the long car, train, or plane trip. This book is also a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents. Thus, if you want to get a super funny read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!
Download or read book Harpo Speaks! written by Harpo Marx and published by Pickle Partners Publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-17 with total page 758 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First published in 1961, this is the autobiography of Harpo Marx, the silent comedian of The Marx Brothers fame. Writing of his life before, during, and after becoming famous by incorporating lovely and humorous stories and anecdotes, Harp Marx tells of growing up in a rough neighborhood and being poor, being bullied and dropping out of school, teaching himself to read, write, tell time, and to play the piano and harp. He speaks of his close relationships with his family members, particularly his mother and brother Leonard (Chico), who would become his partner-in-crime on screen, and the profound effect that the death of his parents Sam and Minnie had on him. Filled with insider tales of his antics on and off stage, and the hard graft he and his brothers put into reaching their level of success, the reader becomes privy to a rare glimpse into Marx’ thoughts on everything and everyone he had the privilege of working with. The book reveals the friendships he forged and the blows he was dealt in show-business, and of his marriage to his wife, actress Susan Fleming, with whom he adopted four children and built a ranch on which they lived happily ever after, along with numerous animals. A thoroughly enjoyable read. “This is a riotous story which is reasonably mad and as accurate as a Marx brother can make it. Despite only a year and a half of schooling, Harpo, or perhaps his collaborator, is the best writer of the Marx Brother. Highly recommended.”—Library Journal “A funny, affectionate and unpretentious autobiography done with a sharply professional assist from Rowland Barber.”—New York Times Book Review “This is a racy autobiography by the mute Marx Brother with the rolling eyes, oversized pants and red wig who could send a glissando reeling over his harp.[...] It is enjoyable reading and polished writing...”—Kirkus Review
Book Synopsis They Used to Call Me Snow White ... But I Drifted by : Gina Barreca
Download or read book They Used to Call Me Snow White ... But I Drifted written by Gina Barreca and published by UPNE. This book was released on 2013 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a comprehensive new introduction by the author, a reissue of the influential text on women's humor
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : May Roche
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Book Synopsis Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 2 by : Alan To
Download or read book Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 2 written by Alan To and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-16 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: -Eliminate stress -Burn calories -Heal yourself -Bring joy to people around and -Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.Beauty And The Beast Once upon a time, there were a Beauty And The Beast living in a castle. One day, they have a snow fight but they are getting serious and they quarrelled about it. Belle: Your snow ball hit me so hard! Then she slapped his face. Beast: That's it! I have enough and I'm breaking up with you! Belle: Fine! Then your spell will never be broken. But before I'm gone, let me slap you one more time! Beast: Slap me again if you dare! Belle slaps him right away. Beast: Fine, you win! Since you listen to me, forgive you. Then The Beauty and The Beast are living happily together ever after. 2.What Are You Going To Do With A Broken Precious Vase Artist Merchant asks the job seeker: "Do you have any experience?" Job Seeker: "Oh, yes, I have." Artist Merchant: "Suppose we accidentally shattered a precious vase, what are you going to do?" Job Seeker: "I put the broken piece into one vase again, and when a rich customer came in, I put it in a proper place so that the customer accidentally breaks it again." Artist Merchant: "Well said, you are hired." 3.I Just Don't Want To Take The Risk There is a man who has a wife that would only complain day and night. One day, he and his wife came to Jerusalem for vacation. During the vacation, his wife suddenly died. The funeral agency said, "You can choose to spend $10,000 to send her body to your country or spend $100 to bury it in this land of Jerusalem." The man thought for a moment, and he would take her back home. The funeral agency asked him, "Why would you rather spend $10,000 for her to return home rather than burying her in this place and spend less money? I'm sure that you really love her" The man said, "A long time ago, a man was dead here, buried here, and after three days he was raised again." He continued, "I just don't want to take the risk..." 4.The Differences Between Terrorists and Women 1. Terrorists tell you exactly what they want but women always want you to guess what they want. 2. Terrorists will negotiate with you but you cannot negotiate with a woman. 3. Terrorists will kill hostage but women will not do so, they will only kidnap the hostage for life. 4. Terrorists can give you death but woman can make you live as if you were death. 5. When negotiating with terrorists, they may agree with lesser ransom. When negotiating with a woman, they always want more money. 6. In the negotiation, you may be able to find a bunch of people and police to catch terrorists but women will find a bunch of people and the police coming give you trouble.
Book Synopsis Dirty Jokes for Women by : Liz Hughes
Download or read book Dirty Jokes for Women written by Liz Hughes and published by . This book was released on 2004-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As all women know, there is nothing dirtier than men and nothing funnier than sex. This book takes both issues into consideration and provides all women with the one thing they need most in life--a good laugh. Not for those who blush easily. Illustrated with cartoons.
Download or read book Jokes written by Joe King and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been in a situation where you need to lighten the mood, or just want a few moments to make your friends, family or coworkers laugh? There's no better way to do that than by telling them a joke. Jokes, riddles, and funny stories are a time-tested method to put anyone in a better mood, or even impress that special someone by showing off your humorous side. Gathered in this six-book collection are some of the funniest, wittiest, dumbest, most groan-inducing jokes and stories that you and your soon-to-be-audience have ever heard. Be prepared to chuckle, snort, laugh out loud, and even roll your eyes at the jokes, stories, anecdotes, and riddles in this book. Warning: There are some... how should I put it? Less than work-appropriate jokes in here. Some may even be downright offensive to some people. Know your audience before telling some of these jokes or, at least, be open to the thought that not everyone has the same sense of humor as you do. (They're just wet blankets, though. They don't deserve to laugh at your jokes, anyways!) Please, enjoy! **This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive**
Book Synopsis Don't Applaud. Either Laugh Or Don't. (at the Comedy Cellar.) by : Andrew Hankinson
Download or read book Don't Applaud. Either Laugh Or Don't. (at the Comedy Cellar.) written by Andrew Hankinson and published by Scribe Us. This book was released on 2021-05-04 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What counts as funny, and who gets to decide? Explore the serious business of stand-up with Andrew Hankinson, author of cult classic You Could Do Something Amazing With Your Life [You Are Raoul Moat]. AMY SCHUMER. JERRY SEINFELD. CHRIS ROCK. SARAH SILVERMAN. And even Louis C.K. They all worked the Comedy Cellar in Greenwich Village, honing their acts, experimenting, taking risks. It was a place for rising stars and celebrities alike to test new work, due to the principles of its first owner, Manny Dworman, then his son Noam. The only threat to freedom of expression was a lack of laughs. But how did a New York taxi driver, born in Tel Aviv, create comedy's most important stage? How did he influence some of the biggest names in stand-up? What are the limits of a joke? Who decides? Andrew Hankinson speaks candidly with the Cellar's owner, comedians, and audience members, using interviews, emails, podcasts, letters, text messages, and previously private documents to create a conversation about the perils, pride, and prejudice of modern comedy. Moving backwards in time from Louis CK's downfall to when Manny used to host folk singers including Bob Dylan, this is about a comedy club, but it's also about the widening chasm in contemporary culture.
Book Synopsis Cheesy Joke Book by : Wrigley Stuart
Download or read book Cheesy Joke Book written by Wrigley Stuart and published by Cartoon Network Books. This book was released on 2016 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's cheesier than Pizza Steve? A book full of hilarious wisecracks and not-so-wis-cracks from Uncle Grandpa and his friends!
Book Synopsis The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes by : E. Henry Thripshaw
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes written by E. Henry Thripshaw and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2010-09-30 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldn't be told. More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking. From Anne Frank's drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you're a monster; if you buy it you're going straight to hell. Includes gems such as these: My father is in a coma. He's just living the dream. Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're very bitter. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm. How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass. I went to see my friend's new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead. Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It's a great position all year round.
Book Synopsis Don't Laugh Challenge Joke Book by : Rob Stevens
Download or read book Don't Laugh Challenge Joke Book written by Rob Stevens and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-30 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've probably heard of the "Don't Laugh Challenge", but have you tried it with dirty jokes? You should be an adult to read these jokes, but it will take more than age to keep a straight face with these classily raunchy, dirty, and sexy jokes. Don't say we didn't warn you! These jokes contain plenty of foul language and not so subtle innuendos. This isn't for family game night, so bust out some beer and wine, get some friends together and try not to laugh...at least when it's your turn!
Book Synopsis Step by Step to Stand-up Comedy by : Greg Dean
Download or read book Step by Step to Stand-up Comedy written by Greg Dean and published by Heinemann Drama. This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you think you're funny, and you want others to think so too, this is the book for you! Greg Dean examines the fundamentals of being funny and offers advice on a range of topics, including: writing creative joke material rehearsing and performing routines coping with stage fright dealing with emcees who think they're funnier than you are getting experience and lots more. Essential for the aspiring comic or the working comedian interested in updating his or her comedy routine, Step by Step to Stand-Up Comedy is the most comprehensive and useful book ever written on the art of the stand-up comedian.
