Jokes To Tell The Queen

Download Jokes To Tell The Queen full books in PDF, epub, and Kindle. Read online Jokes To Tell The Queen ebook anywhere anytime directly on your device. Fast Download speed and no annoying ads. We cannot guarantee that every ebooks is available!

Jokes to Tell the Queen

Author : Bloomsbury Publishing
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 1408835150
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis Jokes to Tell the Queen by : Bloomsbury Publishing

Download or read book Jokes to Tell the Queen written by Bloomsbury Publishing and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2012-06-29 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where does the Queen keep her armies? Up her sleevies! Laugh your way through this hilarious book packed with hundreds of splendidly silly jokes on every topic under the sun, such as animals, school and family, plus plenty of good old knock, knock jokes and lots of royalty themed jokes. Handy practical tips will advise you on crucial regal accomplishments, such as how to perfect the royal wave and how to pull off headscarf chic when walking one's corgis. Interactive elements include devising your Fantasy Royal Family and designing your own palace. A bonus fact section at the back of the book contains fascinating and little-known facts about the Queen and the Royal Family - did you know that Buckingham Palace has its own cinema, post office, chapel, swimming pool, staff cafeteria and doctor's surgery?

Jokes to Tell the Queen

Author : Bloomsbury Publishing Plc
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780747528074
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (28 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis Jokes to Tell the Queen by : Bloomsbury Publishing Plc

Download or read book Jokes to Tell the Queen written by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc and published by . This book was released on 1996-03-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Jokes to Tell the Queen

Author : Caroline Plaisted
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780747526162
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (261 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis Jokes to Tell the Queen by : Caroline Plaisted

Download or read book Jokes to Tell the Queen written by Caroline Plaisted and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 1996 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The jokes and messages in this collection have been provided by children from all over the country to commemorate the Queen's 70th birthday. The result of this nationwide collaboration will be presented to the Queen on her big day.

Jokes to Tell the Queen and Some Important Messages for Her

Author : Caroline Plaisted
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (131 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis Jokes to Tell the Queen and Some Important Messages for Her by : Caroline Plaisted

Download or read book Jokes to Tell the Queen and Some Important Messages for Her written by Caroline Plaisted and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad!

Author : Jacob Eckeberger
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781737180500
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (85 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! by : Jacob Eckeberger

Download or read book My Dad's Jokes Are Very (Terribly, Awfully, Painfully) Bad! written by Jacob Eckeberger and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book inspired by Dad Jokes and the families who put up with them (but secretly love them, too).

Royal Jokes for Kids

Author : G Nyla Phillips
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (43 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis Royal Jokes for Kids by : G Nyla Phillips

Download or read book Royal Jokes for Kids written by G Nyla Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-25 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you love monarchs and having a good laugh, you'll enjoy these Royal Jokes. This royal joke book has been created for all kids between the ages of 7 and 12. They'll enjoy having jokes to share that are all themed around kings, queens, princes and princesses. These jokes are clean and kind. Read jokes about English history, rulers, fictional royalty, and reigning sovereigns. Q: Why doesn't the Queen replace the old throne? A: Because royal chairs are rarely throne out. Q: What kind of weather does a queen usually prefer? A: Reign! Q: Why is a well-attended prince like a book? A: Because he has so many pages! This book includes royal riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! The questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colourful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2

Author : Carole P. Roman
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1647393787
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (473 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 by : Carole P. Roman

Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 written by Carole P. Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

Old Jews Telling Jokes

Author : Sam Hoffman
Publisher : Villard
ISBN 13 : 0345522451
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis Old Jews Telling Jokes by : Sam Hoffman

Download or read book Old Jews Telling Jokes written by Sam Hoffman and published by Villard. This book was released on 2010-09-07 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A grasshopper walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender looked at him and said, “You know we have a drink named after you?” The grasshopper replied, “You have a drink named Stanley?” Schtick happens. For five thousand years, God’s chosen people have cornered the market on knee-slappers, zingers, and knock-knock jokes. Now Old Jews Telling Jokes mines mothers, fathers, bubbies, and zaydes for comic gelt. What we get are jokes that are funnier than a pie in the punim: Abie and Becky jokes; hilarious rabbi, doctor, and mohel tales; and those bits just for Mom (Q: What’s the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler? A: Eventually a Rottweiler will let go!). Some are just naughty and some are downright bawdy—but either way you’ll laugh till you plotz. With Borscht Belt gags from Brooklyn to Bel Air to Boca, Old Jews Telling Jokes is like chicken soup for your funny bone. I mean, would it kill you to laugh a little?

The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes

Author : McSweeney's
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0307389359
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (73 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes by : McSweeney's

Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” Open McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.

Pretty Good Joke Book

Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (7 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis Pretty Good Joke Book by : Garrison Keillor

Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

The Wicked Wit of Queen Elizabeth II

Author : Karen Dolby
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0451492277
Total Pages : 115 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (514 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis The Wicked Wit of Queen Elizabeth II by : Karen Dolby

Download or read book The Wicked Wit of Queen Elizabeth II written by Karen Dolby and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A charming collection of quotes and anecdotes celebrating the late Queen Elizabeth II, the incomparable British monarch. When we think of a queen, we probably picture a serious, dignified personage complete with majestic hat and matching handbag. But The Wicked Wit of Queen Elizabeth II reveals a side of the monarch the public rarely saw, her healthy sense of humor: sometimes silly, sometimes sarcastic—and occasionally unintentional (to guitar legend Eric Clapton: “Have you been playing long?”)! This is a delightful celebration of Queen Elizabeth II's humor revealed through her own words on topics from family and travel to pets and hobbies, as well as stories from the royal household of Britain’s longest-serving monarch. In addition to the queen, other royals get in their two cents, including the famously filterless Prince Philip and the acerbic Princess Margaret, as well as Prince Charles and Princess Anne.

The Day I Fell Down the Toilet

Author : Stephen Mangan
Publisher : Scholastic
ISBN 13 : 0702335436
Total Pages : 215 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (23 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis The Day I Fell Down the Toilet by : Stephen Mangan

Download or read book The Day I Fell Down the Toilet written by Stephen Mangan and published by Scholastic. This book was released on 2024-04-11 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

A high-energy, laugh-out-loud, fully illustrated adventure story by much-loved actor Stephen Mangan and talented artist Anita Mangan, Celebrity Goggleboxers & creators of Top 10 Fiction Bestsellers Escape the Rooms, The Fart That Changed the World and The Great Reindeer Rescue.

Disaster!

The Queen of Dunny, the land where jokes come from, has lost her sense of humour and banned fun of any kind. Her subjects have one final shot at making her laugh otherwise NO NEW JOKES will be created EVER AGAIN!

Enter the hero the world needs.

Timothy Trench: straight-talking, uber-decisive child genius... oh, wait. In an unfortunate case of mistaken identity, the wrong Timothy - a boy who finds it impossible to make decisions - is fetched to make the Queen laugh.

Can he work out what will tickle Her Majesty's funny bone and save the day?

A wildly imaginative, brilliantly silly adventure that's overflowing with toilet humour!

Wildly funny, delightfully imaginative storytelling with a message that any kid can be a hero!
Packed with pictures by Stephen Mangan's sister Anita Mangan.
Escape the Rooms, The Fart That Changed the World and The Great Reindeer Rescue have been huge bestsellers: Stephen and Anita are comic dynamite.

Praise for Stephen and Anita's books:

Escape the Rooms:

"A brilliant, clever, kind of genius book" Graham Norton, Virgin Radio

'Richly imagined and deeply heartfelt' Hadley Freeman, Guardian

'Manages to feel both classic and modern at the same time' Good Housekeeping

'A beautiful and exciting adventure that ignites the imagination' Edith Bowman

The Fart That Changed the World

"A sure-fire way for kids to entertain themselves. What’s more, it’s also excellent for reading aloud" LoveReading4Kids

"Laugh-out-loud stuff" Ray D’Arcy

"A high-energy, brilliantly imaginative and laugh-out-loud tale that is guaranteed to blow away young readers" Lancashire Evening Post

The Unlikely Rise of Harry Sponge

After the runaway success of joint debut novel, Escape the Rooms, and the hilarious The Fart That Changed the World, the dynamic duo return with an all-action, marvellously manic and laugh-out-loud tale with a message that any child can be a heroLancashire Evening Post

"hilarious ... A right royal romp" First News

The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love

Author : Jill Conner Browne
Publisher : Crown Archetype
ISBN 13 : 1400082854
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 ( download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love by : Jill Conner Browne

Download or read book The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love written by Jill Conner Browne and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2004-11-30 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To know the Sweet Potato Queens is to love them, and if you haven't heard about them yet, you will. Since the early 1980s, this group of belles gone bad has been the toast of Jackson, Mississippi, with their glorious annual appearance in the St. Patrick's Day parade. In The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love, their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the world with this sly, hilarious manifesto about love, life, men, and the importance of being prepared. Chapters include: • The True Magic Words Guaranteed to Get Any Man to Do Your Bidding • The Five Men You Must Have in Your Life at All Times • Men Who May Need Killing, Quite Frankly • What to Eat When Tragedy Strikes, or Just for Entertainment • The Best Advice Ever Given in the Entire History of the World From tales of the infamous Sweet Potato Queens' Promise to the joys of Chocolate Stuff and Fat Mama's Knock You Naked Margaritas, this irreverent, shamelessly funny book is the gen-u-wine article.

Silver Screen Fiend

Author : Patton Oswalt
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451673221
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis Silver Screen Fiend by : Patton Oswalt

Download or read book Silver Screen Fiend written by Patton Oswalt and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-10-13 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Between 1995 and 1999, Patton Oswalt lived with an unshakable addiction. It wasn't drugs, alcohol or sex: it was film. After moving to L.A., Oswalt became a huge film buff (or as he calls it, a sprocket fiend), absorbing classics, cult hits, and new releases at the New Beverly Cinema. Silver screen celluloid became Patton's life schoolbook, informing his notion of acting, writing, comedy, and relationships. Set in the nascent days of L.A.'s alternative comedy scene, Oswalt's memoir chronicles his journey from fledgling stand-up comedian to self-assured sitcom actor, with the colorful New Beverly collective and a cast of now-notable young comedians supporting him all along the way"--

The Best Jokes Minnie Pearl Ever Told

Author : Kevin Kenworthy
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418530794
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis The Best Jokes Minnie Pearl Ever Told by : Kevin Kenworthy

Download or read book The Best Jokes Minnie Pearl Ever Told written by Kevin Kenworthy and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1999-02-10 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the stage of the Grand Ole Opry to concert halls around the world, and on television's Hee Haw and Prime Time Country, Cousin Minnie Pearl entertained fans and friends with her stories about Grinder's Switch and her jokes. Now you can recall the best of them, such as . . . This week we decided we'd better take Brother up to Nashville and try to get him a job. So I took him to one of the places and the man said he'd give Brother a job. He said, "I can start you at thity dollars a week and in five years you'll get two hundred!" Brother said, "That's fine. I'll be back in five years!" Mr. Smith, a seventy-five-year-old multimillionaire, just married a young, beautiful eighteen-year-old girl. A friend asked, "How did you get an eighteen-year-old to marry you when you're seventy-five?" The man said, "I told her I was ninety-five!" Also included are memories of Minnie by . . . Porter Wagoner Ralph Emery Bill Anderson Johnny Russell Little Jimmy Dickens Jimmy C. Newman

Kings and Queens Facts & Jokes

Author : John Townsend
Publisher : The Salariya Book Company
ISBN 13 : 1912537362
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (125 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis Kings and Queens Facts & Jokes by : John Townsend

Download or read book Kings and Queens Facts & Jokes written by John Townsend and published by The Salariya Book Company. This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Truly Foul & Cheesy is a bestselling series of hilarious, fact-packed information books that will have young readers laughing as they’re learning. In this title, quirky illustrations and bite-sized text provide an accessible and entertaining introduction to kings and queens through the ages, including the bloody revolutions where royals lost their heads, the battle between Boudicca and the Romans, and how Ivan the Terrible earned his name. Hold onto your sides and dive in!

Celebrity Smackdown

Author : Luther Blisset
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0955988101
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (559 download)

DOWNLOAD NOW!

Book Synopsis Celebrity Smackdown by : Luther Blisset

Download or read book Celebrity Smackdown written by Luther Blisset and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection or rude and shocking jokes about celebrities, politicians and public figures. No target is spared when it comes to the celebrity smackdown. A great gift for anyone with a perverted sense of humour who likes sick jokes. Joke targets include: Gordon Brown, George Bush, Celine Dion, Hilary Clinton, The Pope, George Michael, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise, Sarah Palin, Sean Connery, Kylie Minogue, Barack Obama, The Queen, Amy Winehouse, Princess Di, Britney Spears, Jordan, Prince Charles, Bill Gates, Dick Cheney, David Beckham, Wayne Rooney, Alex Ferguson, Spice Girls, Posh Spice, Madonna and many more. ***** Q: What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common? A: They both get sucked off in bogs. ***** Amy Winehouse's health is at risk due to her crack problem. Her doctors say that if she doesn't wash it soon, she'll get gangrene.