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Author : Susan Savannah
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780685400807
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (8 download)
Download or read book Jokes for Women Only written by Susan Savannah and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Susan Savannah
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780961331184
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (311 download)
Download or read book Jokes for Women Only 4 written by Susan Savannah and published by . This book was released on 1994-09-01 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 100,000 copies of the first three For Women Only joke books are now in print. Now, Susan Savannah returns with a new crop of female-oriented jokes--a great mix of one-liners, funny stories, snappy comebacks, quotes, and tales. This pocket-sized book contains 110 pages of jokes in all.
Author : Susan Savannah
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780961331153
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (311 download)
Download or read book More Jokes for Women Only written by Susan Savannah and published by . This book was released on 1991-09-01 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Susan Savannah
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780961331177
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (311 download)
Download or read book Jokes for Women Only 3 written by Susan Savannah and published by . This book was released on 1993-09-01 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This latest crop of female-oriented jokes--a great mix of one-liners, funny stories, snappy comebacks, quotes, and tales--is from the many sent in by readers responding to Savannah's first two Jokes for Women Only books.
Author : Jane Kookey
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780966559316
Total Pages : 133 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (593 download)
Download or read book The Best Jokes for Women Only! written by Jane Kookey and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Jokes for Women Only is exactly what the title implies: the funniest, wildest, most delicious collection of jokes from the female point of view ever assembled. Covering everything from dating, marriage, career, motherhood and of course sex!
Author : Gene Brissie
Publisher : Berkley
ISBN 13 : 9780425185193
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (851 download)
Download or read book Jokes Women Won't Laugh at written by Gene Brissie and published by Berkley. This book was released on 2002 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of laugh-out-loud politically incorrect jokes are for men only, with women as the subjects of overtly crude humor. (June)
Author : Don Shaw
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781691681983
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (819 download)
Download or read book 300 Best Jokes for Adults Only written by Don Shaw and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to Find a Ginormous Collection of Hilarious Dirty Jokes for Adults? Then Keep Reading ... We all love a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about police, blondes, golf, office, marriage, and the things we all do in our bedrooms. Some of us spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes or even yo mama and dad jokes, etc. Thus, one collection of jokes can't satisfy everyone. In this book I combined a wide variety of topics. I wanted everyone to be able to find something very funny and, of course, dirty. Hence it says "FOR ADULTS ONLY" on the cover. In this funny collection of jokes for adults, you will discover: 300 hilarious and witty puns, short and long stories, dialogues, and one-liners for men, women, grandpas, and grandmas Jokes without profanity - just in case someone under the age of 18 finds this book Silly questions and riddles to have fun with your friends and spouses Tons of best medicine for you (laughter) Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our life and so much more ... No doubts, men and women who love humor, will love to get this book as a present for any holiday, including their birthdays, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, and so on. They will gladly read it on vacation, in the hospital, waiting room, airport, during the long car, bus, train, or airplane trip. It's also a fun bathroom reader! Finally, this book is a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents. Thus, if you want to get an entertaining read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!
Author : Dave Barry
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0307758745
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)
Download or read book Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys written by Dave Barry and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2010-07-28 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Dave Barry is one funny human." --San Francisco Examiner For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow. But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as: Scratching The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children The Noogie Gene Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate And much, much more "Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you." --USA Today
Author : Jennifer Worick
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1594746184
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (947 download)
Download or read book Jokes Every Woman Should Know written by Jennifer Worick and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2013-03-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This indispensable collection of jokes and quotes by and for funny ladies makes a great gift. This pocket-sized volume contains dozens of hilarious jokes that’ll make any women grin—or groan. Plus the ten worst pick-up lines, tips for delivering jokes, quotations from famous female comedians, a section of jokes for kids, and much, much more, including: · The One about the Sneezing Virgin · The One about the Blind Man in the Nudist Colony · The One about the Tequila Diet · The One about the Buddhist in the Pizza Parlor · And more!
Author : Lisa Beth Johnson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1645171884
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (451 download)
Download or read book Mom Jokes written by Lisa Beth Johnson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of Okay, Boomer deliver much-needed one-liners, puns, lists, and real-life tweets to lighten the load—and life—of moms everywhere. Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as . . . Every Mother’s Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas. What’s the difference between me when I’m nine months pregnant and a supermodel? Nothing, because my husband values his life. The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected. I thought my seven-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish—and he is—he just isn’t mature enough to know they don’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, this collection of jokes nails the ups and downs of motherhood, giving moms light-hearted moments to get through the heavy lifting.
Author : Andrea Long Chu
Publisher : Verso Books
ISBN 13 : 1788737393
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (887 download)
Download or read book Females written by Andrea Long Chu and published by Verso Books. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of today’s most original thinkers on gender offers a provocative take on the current feminist movement, exploring “desire as the force shaping our identifies, the paradoxes of liberation politics, and her own gender transition” (Bookforum). “[Females] is always smart, sometimes sincere, and unpredictable about when it will pinch your arm or clutch its nails around your heart.” —Vice Everyone is female, and everyone hates it. Females is Andrea Long Chu’s genre-defying investigation into sex and lies, desperate artists and reckless politics, the smothering embrace of gender and the punishing force of desire. Drawing inspiration from a forgotten play by Valerie Solanas—the woman who wrote the SCUM Manifesto and shot Andy Warhol—Chu aims her searing wit and surgical intuition at targets ranging from performance art to psychoanalysis, incels to porn. She even has a few barbs reserved for feminists like herself. Each step of the way, she defends the indefensible claim that femaleness is less a biological state and more a fatal existential condition that afflicts the entire human race—men, women, and everyone else. Or maybe she’s just projecting. A thrilling new voice who has been credited with launching the “second wave” of trans studies, Chu shows readers how to write for your life, baring her innermost self with a morbid sense of humor and a mordant kind of hope.
Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736934952
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)
Download or read book Jolly Jokes for Older Folks written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.
Author : Blanche Knott
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345329201
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (453 download)
Download or read book Truly Tasteless Jokes written by Blanche Knott and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1985-05-12 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The original is back. TRULY TASTELESS JOKES took America by storm and made it laugh at itself. It's all in here, disgusting, repulsive, cruel, and just plain tasteless jokes and stories that will make you smile, laugh, or groan--and love every minute of it.
Author : CARLTON BOOKS
Publisher : Carlton Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 9781844421817
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (218 download)
Download or read book 100 Dirty Jokes for Girls written by CARLTON BOOKS and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2006 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time to get down and even dirtier with this second selection of the filthiest gags you're ever likely to hear. 100 Dirty Jokes for Girls is all you need to give you a naughty thrill and is jam-packed with outrageous stories, punchlines and one-liners that are guaranteed to have you and your mates laughing out loud. And because all women know that men and sex make a hilarious double act, the book includes jokes on chat-ups, dirty talk, foreplay, penis size, orgasms and between-the-sheets mishaps, making it a side-splitting read and proving that - in this case at least - size doesn't matter. So move over Christina Aguilera - you're not the only dirty girl in town!
Author : J. A. Davids
Publisher : Julia Anne Davids
ISBN 13 : 9780989663236
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (632 download)
Download or read book Don't Tell Dick Jokes at Work (and Other Tips) written by J. A. Davids and published by Julia Anne Davids. This book was released on 2018-07-07 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anyone can play an important part in creating a more welcoming work environment. If you work in a male-dominated workplace, then use this book to learn how to better welcome and recruit women coworkers. Outcomes:After reading this book, you will be able to... Minimize gender-specific communication issues. Identify what to do today to attract and retain female hires in the upcoming weeks. Recognize, reduce, and prevent inappropriate behavior by men on your team. Develop a list of specific actions to make your organization an amazing place for women to work. Relate better to women's experiences at work, which will help you become a well-respected leader of men and women alike. Book Contents: Part One provides an overview of challenges women have faced - and continue to face - in the US workforce. This section includes research about the history of women in the US workforce. It also includes scenarios, transcripts, and quotes derived from interviews with engineers and academic research. Part Twoprovides ten specific lessons about how you can improve your workplace for women. These action-based lessons (e.g. Maintain Appropriate Intimacy) will help you build a checklist of things you can do this week to improve.
Author : John McPherson
Publisher : HarperPrism
ISBN 13 : 9780061008658
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (86 download)
Download or read book McPherson's Marriage Album written by John McPherson and published by HarperPrism. This book was released on 1994-12 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The funniest, most outrageous, most realistic book of cartoons about marriage to come along since Samson and Delilah. If you are currently married, the product of a marriage, or even vaguely considering marriage someday--then this book is for you.
Author : Judy Brown
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780740741661
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (416 download)
Download or read book She's So Funny written by Judy Brown and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No one is more qualified to collect hilarious material from women comedians than funny lady Judy Brown, the author behind the top-selling comedy collections Joke Soup, Joke Stew, The Funny Pages, and Jokes to Go. Brown's latest humor book, She's Always Funny, offers the best, biting laughs from both the funniest females performing today and classic women comedians. This comprehensive roundup of hilarious observations and classic bits from women stand-ups is the first of its kind and is alphabetized by subject, from Adoption to Younger Men, so you'll have no trouble finding the perfect funny quip from a woman's perspective on hundreds of topics.Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch." -Joan RiversI don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before. -Ellen DeGeneresIn my day there was no pill; it was trick or treat. I had far too many kids. At one time in our playpen it was standing room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to be so damp in there we had a rainbow above it. -Phyllis DillerGoing out with a jerky guy is kind of like having a piece of food caught in your teeth. All your friends notice it before you do. -Livia Squires I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing 60. -Wendy Liebman From With lines from Phyllis Diller, Roseanne, Rosie O'Donnell, Caroline Rhea, Rita Rudner, Janeane Garofalo, Margaret Cho, Whoopi Goldberg, Wanda Sykes, Elayne Boolser, Aisha Tyler, and more, She's Always Funny delivers the goods from the top women comedians of the last 50 years and offers countless hours of laughter.
