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Download or read book Jingle Balls written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2022-12-21 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A random collection of Christmas themed goodness. Packed with obvious observations and pretentiously rebellious sentence structures. With an ultimate epic goal of being intentionally insane, incredibly misdirected, wackily overly descriptive, and comedically utterly pointless. This is the perfect gag book for anyone seeking something out of the Holiday norm. There's no doubt this book will find its way onto your shelf of timeless Christmas classics.
Download or read book Jingle Balls written by Darren G. Burton and published by Darren G. Burton. This book was released on 2023-05-02 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Christmas Eve and Josh has bought his fiancé some sexy Santa lingerie to wear for the night. After a romantic home-cooked meal by candlelight, Anita dons her raunchy new outfit and joins Josh in the living room. With hormones racing the two enjoy the pleasures of the flesh as they get right into the festive spirit.
Book Synopsis Jackrabbit Jingle Balls by : Ann Charles
Download or read book Jackrabbit Jingle Balls written by Ann Charles and published by Ann Charles. This book was released on 2021-11-26 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Holiday Recipe for Madcap Merrymaking in Jackrabbit Junction Start with a bawdy night sprinkled with tinsel tassels and jingle balls, toss in a missing pair of underwear, and top it all off with plenty of sugary shenanigans. Serve with a side of naughty and nice. Claire Morgan and her sisters are a tad twitchy. Their father is on his way for their first Christmas in Arizona, but the tidings of joy are few and far between. For one thing, their mother is pissed about her ex-husband flying in to play Santa. For another, their mother is just pissed. Period. Christmas will never be the same again for the Morgan sisters. (Note: This is volume 4.7 in the Jackrabbit Junction Mystery series.)
Download or read book Tinsel and Tatas written by Kilby Blades and published by Luxe Press. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 888 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get a headstart on the holiday spirit by reading for a great cause! Nearly twenty of today’s most entertaining rom-com authors have teamed up to sell #Books4Boobs. This collection of holiday shorts ranges from sweet to steamy and promises to entertain. 100% of proceeds will benefit the Young Survival Coalition, an international organization focusing on women ages 40 and under who are diagnosed with breast cancer. Titles and Authors Wilder for the Win by Serena Bell Last One Gets the Booby Prize by Kilby Blades Tattooed Tatas by Kameron Claire Mixing Merrymas by Dylann Crush A Trivia Pursuit by Hope Ellis Two Nights to Believe by Melonie Johnson Tits the Season by Tawdra Kandle Decidedly with Tinsel by Stina Lindenblatt The Great Christmas Race by Elizabeth Lynx All I Want is You by Claire Marti Wreath this Ring by MK Meredith Star Bright by Susannah Nix Ta Ta To Heartbreak by Tracey Pedersen Pretty Packages by Marika Ray Rock, Paper, Santa by Piper Rayne Tinsel Bomb by Arell Rivers A Brit Under the Mistletoe by Brenda St John Brown Booby Trapped by Sylvie Stewart
Download or read book Jingle Balls written by Rob Rosen and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2021-12-01 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa was beside himself. It was two days until Christmas, and three of his elves were out with the flu. So he had little choice but to hire Jingle, the very unusual, not to mention very horny little elf who will ultimately turn another elf’s toy-making life around. NOTE: This story appears in Rob Rosen's best-selling collection, Short Spurts.
Download or read book Jingle Balls written by Lexy Timms and published by . This book was released on with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No matter how strong of a person you are, there's always someone who can make you weak… I've got a thousand problems, and money is definitely one of them. Being sued by my former friend for costing her a job, getting fired, and walking away from my billionaire boyfriend all in the same week? Yep, that's exactly the kind of all-star losing streak I'm on. To make matters worse, I just leased a new apartment that I suddenly can't afford. Everything seems bleak, but when I go back to Brad to let him know about my court case, one thing leads to another. We can't keep our hands off each other, no matter what is going on in the world around us. Slowly, we manage to patch things up, and my luck turns around. But is it enough to save us from the jaws of one of Brad's former business partners? He's determined to take Brad down, and he's using our relationship to do it. I can't let Brad face the criminal on his own, but what can I do? The fact that we're sleeping together just might be the thing that delivers our opponent the win. The Takeover Series Love Notes Fine Print Over Time Rumor Mill Jingle Balls USA Today Bestselling Author, Lexy Timms, brings you a new contemporary billionaire romance with the perfect mix of steam, romantic comedy, a dash or romantic suspense and a whole lot of billionaire troubles... Search Terms: billionaire romance, new adult romance, sexy, contemporary romance and sex, hot and steamy, sport romance, hired wife, romantic comedy, fake girlfriend, happily ever after, sweet love story, romance love, romance love triangle, billionaire obsession, melody anne billionaire bachelors series, holiday, holiday romance, romance, romance billionaire series, billionaire, true love, love and life, golf, bilionaire romance, dark romance, saga, women's saga, motorcycle club romance, free kindle romance, workplace romance, BBW, bad boy, Alpha Bad Boy, Alpha male romance, new adult, contemporary romance, cancer, fictio, big beautiful women, women's fiction
Book Synopsis Sleigh Rides, Jingle Bells, and Silent Nights by : Ronald D. Lankford
Download or read book Sleigh Rides, Jingle Bells, and Silent Nights written by Ronald D. Lankford and published by University Press of Florida. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Bing Crosby’s "White Christmas" debuted in 1942, no one imagined that a holiday song would top the charts year after year. One of the best-selling singles ever released, it remains on rotation at tree lighting ceremonies across the country, in crowded shopping malls on Black Friday, and at warm diners on lonely Christmas Eve nights. Over the years, other favorites have been added to America’s annual playlist, including Elvis Presley’s "Blue Christmas," the King Cole Trio’s "The Christmas Song," Gene Autry’s "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," Willie Nelson’s "Pretty Paper," and, of course, Elmo & Patsy’s "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Viewing American holiday values through the filter of familiar Christmas songs, Ronald Lankford examines popular culture, consumerism, and the dynamics of the traditional American family. He surveys more than seventy-five years of songs and reveals that the “modern American Christmas” has carried a complex and sometimes contradictory set of meanings. Interpreting tunes against the backdrop of the eras in which they were first released, he identifies the repeated themes of nostalgia, commerce, holiday blues, carnival, and travesty that underscore so much beloved music. This first full-length analysis of the lyrics, images, and commercial forces inextricably linked to Yuletide music hits the heart of what many Americans think Christmas is--or should be.
Download or read book Jingle Balls written by Cecilia Tan and published by Riverdale Avenue Books LLC. This book was released on 2020-12-19 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nine stories as hot and sweet as steaming cocoa on a December night! Collecting the erotic holiday "gift" stories from Circlet Press into one anthology, Jingle Balls has a little something for everyone, some gay, some straight, some lesbian, some kinky, some out of the (gift) box, with stories by Laura Antoniou, Kal Cobalt, Andrea Dale, Roxanne Rhoads, Elizabeth Schechter, and more!
Book Synopsis Jingle My Balls (Hot-Bites Novella) by : Jenika Snow
Download or read book Jingle My Balls (Hot-Bites Novella) written by Jenika Snow and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-12-07 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NICK My firm has been hired to make sure Holly gets her biggest Christmas wish. The rules are simple: Seduction and fantasy, and absolutely no sex. But, the moment I get a look at the delicious redhead, all rules go out the window faster than Santa's sleigh on Christmas night. I shouldn't touch her, but it is the season of giving, after all. And I really want to give Holly a night neither of us will ever forget. The problem is, once she wraps that sweet little tongue on my candy cane, I want much more than just one night. Warning: Welcome to Jenika and Jordan's Hot-Bite Christmas where the packages are big, the stockings are definitely hung, and snow isn't the only thing that gets plowed. We've decided you've been too good this year. So pull up a chair and enjoy a quick, dirty little cup of Christmas Cheer.
Book Synopsis Jingle Bells and the Jinx by : David Connor
Download or read book Jingle Bells and the Jinx written by David Connor and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2021-12-11 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sequel to 11-B: The Noisy Neighbor Summer fireworks were undeniable, but Warwick needed time to deal with his past, so in fall, he and Dom went their separate ways. Even though fate intervened with an unplanned reunion on a flight to Europe that ended in a kiss, Warwick still took the planned break once back in England. With his head clear by winter, Warwick knows what he wants -- Dom. Dom feels the same, but his opera diva mother, who swears by romantic fables and love mythology, claims the third time is no charm. In fact, a third reunion, according to her, is always cursed. As the three embark on a Christmas concert tour, the prophecy seems to be coming true. Sfortuna, bad luck, follows them from city to city. Is Warwick and Dom’s relationship really doomed before it begins, or will mythology and Christmas spirit provide a way around the jinx?
Book Synopsis The Jingle Bell Ball by : Jenny Arthur
Download or read book The Jingle Bell Ball written by Jenny Arthur and published by Caterpillar Books. This book was released on 2010 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Groove to the music with the snowy animals, as they play different instruments and practise their special moves. With a sound chip for each animal, a jolly rhyming text and a surprise pop-up ending, children will love boogieing along!
Download or read book Korn written by and published by PediaPress. This book was released on with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book TOPAZ written by Susan Joyner-Stumpf and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-04-27 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Topaz takes you on an emotional journey crossing a gamut of emotions like love, fear, anger, hurt; poems expressing the love and bond of animals and nature and just the exploration of life put into words.
Download or read book Cake Balls written by Robin Ankeny and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to make 51 delectable cake ball recipes, including information on methods, equipment, troubleshooting, dipping and decorating, and more.
Book Synopsis The Complete Resource Book for Toddlers and Twos by : Pamela Byrne Schiller
Download or read book The Complete Resource Book for Toddlers and Twos written by Pamela Byrne Schiller and published by Gryphon House, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 644 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Target the fertile areas of development for toddlers and twos with these easy-to-implement activities. Each of the 100 daily topics is divided into activities and experiences that support language enrichment, cognitive development, social-emotional development and physical development. 50 illustrations.
Book Synopsis Rubber Balls and Liquor by : Gilbert Gottfried
Download or read book Rubber Balls and Liquor written by Gilbert Gottfried and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2011-04-26 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that it's actually called the book flap. That sounded dirty, so I giggled for three hours. But it says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space, even though I don't think anyone will notice. Some people might open up to the middle of the book and start flipping through pages, but nobody will read this part. In fact, I'll bet anything that you're not reading this part now. And if it turns out that you are . . . well, the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you, saying, "Stop reading that book!" I guess there's a reason bookstores are going out of business, left and right. Cheap fucks like you think it's okay to stand in the aisles and read to your heart's content. So for the sake of bookstores everywhere, buy this fucking book. I myself don't care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh, and the sanctity of the written word. I care about that, too. And in my case, those written words, of course, include fuck, dick, and pussy. In the early 1970s, as our nation's youth railed against every conceivable societal norm, a funny-looking teenage Jew started turning up at open mike nights in various New York City comedy clubs. Surprisingly, he didn't suck. That funny-looking teenage Jew is now the even funnier-looking middle-aged comedian Gilbert Gottfried, who despite his transparent shortcomings has managed to carve out a hardly-respectable career—and a reputation for shock and awe unrivaled outside the Bush administration. With this scathingly funny book of rants and musings, Gottfried sullies an entirely new medium with his dysfunctional worldview. HILARIOUS HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE: • Gut-wrenching stories from his bizarre childhood • A list of celebrities Gilbert would like to have sex with • A somewhat shorter list of celebrities who would like to have sex with Gilbert • An even shorter list of Gilbert's comely co-stars who have been forced to have sex with him on- screen • Side-splitting tales of the worst gigs he's ever performed • Incredibly awkward encounters with famous people from Gilbert's years as a celebrity (of sorts), including Harrison Ford, Keifer Sutherland, Hugh Hefner and one wildly offensive exchange with Marlee Matlin that left the actress speechless • Signature takes on timeless jokes, presented in a clip‘n save format so humorless readers can commit them to memory or tear them from the book's spine and carry them around in their wallets to amuse their friends • The story behind Gilbert's infamous retelling of the classic "Aristocrats" routine that defined the most recent phase of his career • And much more!
Book Synopsis The Black Knight Chronicles by : John G. Hartness
Download or read book The Black Knight Chronicles written by John G. Hartness and published by Bell Bridge Books. This book was released on 2012-09-25 with total page 439 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Black Knight Chronicles: Lots of Vampires. No Sparkles. Serious Snark. BOOK ONE: HARD DAY'S KNIGHT Children are missing. The police are stumped. Halloween is coming, and an ancient evil is on the horizon. The vampires are the good guys. This is not your ordinary fall weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina. Vampire private detectives Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood have been hired to save a client from being cursed for all eternity, but end up in a bigger mess than they ever imagined. Suddenly trapped in the middle of a serial kidnapping case, Jimmy and Greg uncover a plot to bring forth an ancient evil. Soon, they've enlisted the help of a police detective, a priest, a witch, a fallen angel and a strip club proprietor to save the world. This unlikely band of heroes battles zombies, witches, neuroses and sunburn while cracking jokes and looking for the perfect bag of O-negative. BOOK TWO: BACK IN BLACK Vampire detectives Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood investigate a series of assaults plaguing the alleys of Charlotte, North Carolina. The string of hate crimes becomes personal when Jimmy's just-maybe-main-squeeze Detective Sabrina Law's cousin is attacked. Helping a lady out could get the boys killed when they end up in Faerie. Before long, they're up to their butts in trolls, dark fae and a grand battle royale. The odds are against them, but to the boys, this is just another day on the night shift--if the night shift included a steel cage match of supernaturals. BOOK THREE: KNIGHT MOVES Et tu, Vampire? The boys discover they may be tied to a string of serial killings at the college and that they suddenly aren't the only vampire game in town. The vampire count in Charlotte is at least three. Or more. As far as the unhappy boys are concerned, anything more than two is a crowd not to be tolerated. While tracking down the killer and the competition, they encounter coeds, booby traps (not related to the coeds) and a hirsute bounty hunter with a moon fetish and a bad attitude. To catch the killer, Jimmy will have to survive a dive headfirst into the great unwashed horde of Dorkdom (game night at the local comic shop). What's a red-blood-drinking vampire to do? His job. Again. Praise for the Black Knight Chronicles-- "Honestly, this is one of the best books that I've read this year and certainly a new series that I will be following." --Black Lagoon Reviews "This is another great book in what will hopefully be a large and successful series. I know I will be eagerly awaiting the next installment." -- Indie Book Blog "I love this book. It makes me happy in a way that hasn't happened in a long, long time." --Keryl Raist, Author of Sylvianna
