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Jesus Loves You But Everyone Else Thinks You're a Cunt

Author : Active Creative Journals
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781546388043
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book Jesus Loves You But Everyone Else Thinks You're a Cunt written by Active Creative Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a blank, lined journal that's perfect, humorous gag gift for men and women. Other features of this notebook include: 108 pages 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Glossy finished cover This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products.

Remember Jesus Loves You

Author : Girolamo Savonarola
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781494784430
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (844 download)

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Download or read book Remember Jesus Loves You written by Girolamo Savonarola and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a joke. It's not a joke about Jesus and nothing derogatory is printed about him. In fact the front and back covers are very complimentary toward Jesus. The front cover says Remember Jesus Loves you and when you open the book the first page jumps out at you. It says in big, bold type "Everyone else thinks you're a cunt." The rest of the pages are intentionally left blank. You can order this book from Amazon and have it delivered to the person the joke is aimed at. It's real fun watching someone unwrap and open this book when you hand it to them as a gift. It's guaranteed to shock and make people laugh.

I fell in love with you and I cried

Author : Rachel Hill
Publisher : Rachel Hill
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book I fell in love with you and I cried written by Rachel Hill and published by Rachel Hill. This book was released on 2022-04-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I fell in love with you and I cried is a spiritual, personal and travel memoir of a year in India and Southeast Asia. In April 2017 my husband and I asked ourselves, what would we do if we could do anything? We decided to sell up, leave our jobs and go travelling, along the way unpicking the conditioning of property, career and security and exploring what a life with less stuff would look like. We gave away most of our possessions and in March 2018 we went to India, where we spent seven months in all, then Thailand, Tokyo, Nepal, Cambodia and Vietnam. My book documents the trip through the eyes of a relatively inexperienced traveller. The sights, sounds and colours of India and Southeast Asia as well as the physical and emotional challenges of a year of travel. This was a pre Covid19 trip of a lifetime; making connections with local people and fellow travellers and putting beliefs about minimalism into practice by living out of a small backpack for a year of slow travel.

Foxtrot Oscar

Author : Charlie Owen
Publisher : Headline
ISBN 13 : 075537598X
Total Pages : 235 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (553 download)

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Download or read book Foxtrot Oscar written by Charlie Owen and published by Headline. This book was released on 2010-03-04 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s 1976 and England is sweating its nuts off. As an unrelenting heat wave beats down on the nation, the residents of Horse’s Arse – aka Handstead New Town, north Manchester – are reaching melting point. The Park Royal Mafia, having recovered from the loss of its senior members, is under new management and open for the business of mindless violence again. Unfortunately their antics have attracted the attention of a psychotic Turkish gangster, who’s decided the Mafia is just what he needs to pull himself to the top of the criminal heap. And wading into the middle of it are the Grim Brothers, Psycho, Pizza, Ally – Horse’s Arse’s finest and the hardestboiled coppers you’ll ever meet. With this lot hot under the collar it’s all going to end in blood, (a lot of) sweat and tears.

Mary Anne's Makeover (The Baby-Sitters Club #60)

Author : Ann M. Martin
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545767857
Total Pages : 103 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (457 download)

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Download or read book Mary Anne's Makeover (The Baby-Sitters Club #60) written by Ann M. Martin and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2014-06-24 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The rest of the Baby-sitters are shocked when Mary Anne, tired of being a plain Jane, gets a chic new haircut and a new wardrobe, and their reaction enrages the excited Mary Anne.

The American People: Volume 1

Author : Larry Kramer
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1250083303
Total Pages : 793 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book The American People: Volume 1 written by Larry Kramer and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 793 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sets forth Larry Kramer's vision of his homeland as an imaginative and satirical retelling of American history"--

The Monsters We Became or Fell For

Author : Chris Parlett
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1326619462
Total Pages : 424 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (266 download)

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Download or read book The Monsters We Became or Fell For written by Chris Parlett and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-01-24 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HE was a gentleman tyrant who lived for his family-even the bastard he was forced to raise. YOU could have taken on the world with her by your side yet still you were discarded-the reek of your weakness doubtless overwhelming-and witnessing the pain she had caused only seemed to strengthen her resolve. I have always looked out for that neurotic wreck so it's a crying shame that he would rather lick his wounds in a town he despises than spend summer chasing fresh foreign flesh with his brother. More for me then, I suppose. THIS is a filthy narrative, a muddled confessional, a hate crime of passion. THIS is a darkly comic, unapologetically bitter dance between the hazards of a twisted Britain and a rose-tinted Denmark built with madness in mind-a place Englishmen needn't bring any demons of their own for there are crawling things enough, and crawl they will, ever closer. THIS is the tale of an island, two cities and the monsters we became or fell for.

The Living & the Dead:

Author : ANTHONY J. ENCISO
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1465343091
Total Pages : 820 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (653 download)

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Download or read book The Living & the Dead: written by ANTHONY J. ENCISO and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-09-07 with total page 820 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After learning about the pain and heartache his father suff ered for the woman he loved, Matty Walker discovers the rest of his family’s tumultuous history as the epic tale of the samurai sword comes to a triumphant conclusion. Two years and four months after Dante Medina and his Perros assembled in Juárez to swear retribution for the deaths of Duncan and Dimacio, Nate Walker and Sarah Ross are trying desperately to save their newly forged marriage after a senseless indiscretion threatens to destroy it. Despite the brief respite from Dante’s wrath, El Cazador and his Perros soon make a sudden strike against the people Nate and Sarah love. Suddenly, Nate is pulled back into the nightmarish world he thought he had escaped and is forced to face each of the diabolical Perros one-by-one before entering a fi nal showdown against Dante Medina himself. With his soul on the line, Nate must make a heartbreaking decision between saving himself or the woman he loves.

The Family

Author : Martina Cole
Publisher : Headline
ISBN 13 : 0755375521
Total Pages : 362 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (553 download)

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Download or read book The Family written by Martina Cole and published by Headline. This book was released on 2010-10-14 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once you're in the family, you're in it for life... Devastatingly powerful, THE FAMILY by the 'undisputed queen of crime writing' (Guardian) and Sunday Times No.1 bestseller Martina Cole reaches the darkest corners of family life. Philip Murphy expects loyalty from their nearest and dearest - for better or for worse... Family is everything for the Murphy clan. Philip runs his business empire with the help of his brother, and dotes on his two sons who will, one day, take over. His wife Christine is his perfect match. She'd always dreamed of a big happy family and, when she married into the Murphys, she thought she'd found one. But when that illusion is shattered, she's already in too deep. The Murphys are dangerous and Christine can't unsee the horrors she has now been forced to open her eyes to. But nor can she escape them. For more stories centred on family life, check out FACES, THE FAITHLESS and BETRAYAL. Martina Cole explores loyalty, protection, and how the ties that bind us can also sometimes choke the very thing we want to protect...

Girls and Boys

Author : Dennis Kelly
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1350200700
Total Pages : 83 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Girls and Boys written by Dennis Kelly and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-26 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A piece that takes us on an extraordinary journey ... The energy and the vividness of the writing never lets up." The Independent An unexpected meeting at an airport leads to an intense, passionate, head-over-heels relationship. Before long they begin to settle down, buy a house, juggle careers, have kids – theirs is an ordinary family. But then their world starts to unravel and things take a disturbing turn. A tragic, violent look at parenthood and trauma, Denis Kelly's stirring monologue play premiered at The Royal Court Theatre in 2018 starring Carey Mulligan. Published for the first time in Methuen Drama's Modern Classics series, this edition features a new introduction by David Pattie.

Lily Wyatt

Author : Will Aldis
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1453562737
Total Pages : 195 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book Lily Wyatt written by Will Aldis and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-10-05 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Oxford, Mississippi, three outcast teenagers seek sanctuary in William Faulkners attic as they wreak vengeance on the town that has shunned them.

Hey Natalie Jean

Author : Natalie Holbrook
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 161312788X
Total Pages : 281 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (131 download)

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Download or read book Hey Natalie Jean written by Natalie Holbrook and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-03-17 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Natalie Holbrook’s sensibility is stylish and playful, as well as practical, loving, and down-to-earth. Hey Natalie Jean is a terrific read for anyone who wants to make her life more beautiful.” – Gretchen Rubin The blog Hey Natalie Jean has won a cult following with writer Natalie Holbrook’s honest, inspiring, and often witty posts on topics like marriage, babies, nesting, and style. Natalie’s first book, Hey Natalie Jean is one part manifesto and three parts ideas, projects, and advice. Beautifully illustrated and whimsically designed, the book offers twenty-five essays and how-tos that serve as a guide to life: making date-night magic in the middle of the mundane, successfully exploring the city with a three-year-old, and creating a satisfying daily routine that still leaves room for little adventures and lots of magic. Natalie’s optimism, creativity, keen eye, and zeal for life are palpable, and she encourages others to make their lives beautiful with ease. This heartfelt, personal collection of essays and photographs shows Natalie’s ability to identify and describe life’s lovely incidentals in the everyday routine of errands, play dates, and naps. Inspiring, moving, and whip-smart, Hey Natalie Jean is an honest look at the hard work and courage that go into creating a beautiful life.

I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die

Author : Sarah J. Robinson
Publisher : WaterBrook
ISBN 13 : 0593193539
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)

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Download or read book I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.

The Wise Man's Fear

Author : Patrick Rothfuss
Publisher : Astra Publishing House
ISBN 13 : 1101486406
Total Pages : 1010 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (14 download)

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Download or read book The Wise Man's Fear written by Patrick Rothfuss and published by Astra Publishing House. This book was released on 2011-03-01 with total page 1010 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover book two of Patrick Rothfuss’ #1 New York Times-bestselling epic fantasy series, The Kingkiller Chronicle. “I just love the world of Patrick Rothfuss.” —Lin-Manuel Miranda DAY TWO: THE WISE MAN’S FEAR “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” My name is Kvothe. You may have heard of me. So begins a tale told from his own point of view—a story unequaled in fantasy literature. Now in The Wise Man’s Fear, Day Two of The Kingkiller Chronicle, an escalating rivalry with a powerful member of the nobility forces Kvothe to leave the University and seek his fortune abroad. Adrift, penniless, and alone, he travels to Vintas, where he quickly becomes entangled in the politics of courtly society. While attempting to curry favor with a powerful noble, Kvothe uncovers an assassination attempt, comes into conflict with a rival arcanist, and leads a group of mercenaries into the wild, in an attempt to solve the mystery of who (or what) is waylaying travelers on the King's Road. All the while, Kvothe searches for answers, attempting to uncover the truth about the mysterious Amyr, the Chandrian, and the death of his parents. In The Wise Man's Fear, Kvothe takes his first steps on the path of the hero and learns how difficult life can be when a man becomes a legend in his own time.

Unravel

Author : Calia Read
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 1495300978
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (953 download)

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Download or read book Unravel written by Calia Read and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-02-15 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Calia Read breaks the mold in this explosive novel that grabs hold and doesn’t let go until the shocking truth is revealed. One kiss can change everything. One month ago I was admitted to a psych ward. Yesterday, Lachlan told me I’m losing my mind. But I know what I saw. Will you believe me? Behind the walls of a mental hospital, Naomi Carradine feels her world breaking to pieces. She’s starting to believe all the voices questioning her sanity. Only visitors from the outside world keep her tethered to reality. But deep in her thoughts, Naomi is haunted by memories of a golden summer that twisted into a waking nightmare of obsessive love and fractured truths. Just home from college, Naomi moves in with her best friend, Lana, the daughter of a Virginia senator. At a lavish party thrown by Lana’s father, Naomi meets a sexy stockbroker named Max and finds herself unable to resist his charms. One fiery kiss and she’s going back for more, beginning a terrifying descent. Having witnessed the unspeakable, Naomi has only one hope of escape: unraveling the devastating secrets of her past. Unravel is intended for mature audiences. Praise for Unravel “A sexy, mysterious, and enthralling story . . . Calia Read’s words are so captivating, they’ll hold you hostage and throw you into loops you’ll never see coming.”—Claire Contreras, author of There Is No Light in Darkness

The New Testament Code

Author : Robert H. Eisenman
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781842931868
Total Pages : 1134 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (318 download)

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Download or read book The New Testament Code written by Robert H. Eisenman and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 1134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this follow-up to his blockbuster biblical studies, world-renowned scholar Eisenman not only gives a full examination of James' relationship to the Dead Sea Scrolls, he also reveals the true history of Palestine in the first century and the real "Jesus" of that time. It's a work of intriguing speculative history, complete with a conspiracy theory as compelling as any thriller.

Tryst Six Venom

Author : Penelope Douglas
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593641981
Total Pages : 529 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (936 download)

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Download or read book Tryst Six Venom written by Penelope Douglas and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-04-02 with total page 529 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Away games, back seats, and the locker room after hours...New York Times bestselling author Penelope Douglas is back with this spicy new adult romance, now with bonus material. Marymount girls are good girls. Even if they weren't, no one would know, because girls like Clay Collins keep their mouths shut. Not that Clay has anything to share, anyway. Always in control, she owns the hallways, walking tall on Monday and then dropping to her knees like the good Catholic girl she is on Sunday. What she wants she has to hide. Liv Jaeger crosses the tracks every day for one reason: to graduate from high school and get into the Ivy League. But Clay—with her beautiful skin, clean shoes, and rich parents—torments her daily and thinks Liv won't fight back. At least not until Liv gets Clay alone and finds out she's hiding so much more than just what's underneath those pretty clothes. Liv told Clay to stay on her side of town. But one night, Clay doesn't listen. And once Liv is done with her, she'll never be a good girl again.