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Download or read book The In-Between written by Barbara Stewart and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Elanor's near-death experience opens a door to a world inhabited by bold, beautiful Madeline, she finds her life quickly spiraling out of control Fourteen-year-old Elanor Moss has always been an outcast who fails at everything she tries—she's even got the fine, white scars to prove it. Moving was supposed to be a chance at a fresh start, a way to leave behind all the pain and ugliness of her old life. But, when a terrible car accident changes her life forever, her near-death experience opens a door to a world inhabited by Madeline Torus . . . Madeline is everything Elanor isn't: beautiful, bold, brave. She is exactly what Elanor has always wanted in a best friend and more—their connection runs deeper than friendship. But Madeline is not like other girls, and Elanor has to keep her new friend a secret or risk being labeled "crazy." Soon, though, even Elanor starts to doubt her own sanity. Madeline is her entire life, and that life is drastically spinning out of control. Elanor knows what happens when your best friend becomes your worst enemy. But what happens when your worst enemy is yourself? With her debut novel, The In-Between, Barbara Stewart presents a bold new voice in teen fiction.
Book Synopsis I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus by : S.G. Browne
Download or read book I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus written by S.G. Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping...he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice....
Download or read book Undying Magic written by TJ Green and published by Mountolive Publishing. This book was released on 2020-02-17 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winter grips White Haven, bringing death in its wake. It's close to the winter solstice when Newton reports that dead bodies have been found drained of their blood. Then people start disappearing, and Genevieve calls a coven meeting. What they hear chills their blood. This has happened before, and it's going to get worse. The witches have to face their toughest challenge yet – vampires. At the same time, Ben and the paranormal investigators are investigating the House of Spirits, a house with links to the occult that once belonged to the mysterious medium Madame Charron. Chillingly, the new owners seem to have secrets of their own. As they start to investigate, Avery realises that the House of Spirits and the deaths and disappearances are linked. The house hides more secrets than they ever expected. As the body count rises, they scramble to stop the attacks, while trying to save the people they love. The stakes are raised - in more ways than one. White Haven has never been more deadly. If you love witches and magic, and like your urban fantasy fast-paced and action-packed, then you'll love this. Grab the fifth book in the series now! Keywords: Witchy fiction, witch mysteries, witch urban fantasy, paranormal fiction, paranormal fantasy series, paranormal mystery, supernatural suspense, occult fiction, magic, action and adventure, spirits, ghosts, mild romance, paranormal cozy mystery, mystery books, Cornish village mysteries, occult fiction, demons, contemporary fantasy, urban fantasy, humour, friendship, magic, spells, intrigue, English myths, legends and folklore, witchcraft, Wiccan fiction, grimoires and spell books, vampires, Yuletide, winter solstice
Book Synopsis Mistletoe And Wine by : Maureen Reil
Download or read book Mistletoe And Wine written by Maureen Reil and published by Maureen Reil. This book was released on 2013-11-28 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Molly Compton is going home for Christmas to spend the holidays with her family, but this is not such a joyful time that she’s actually looking forward to it after what happened to her last year. For Molly is adamant that she will ‘grin and bear it’ and get through it with the aid of the odd glass of wine come, hail or snow. Even if it means digging up ghosts from her past to sort out the present and help with the future, then she will cope somehow. So with a sprig of mistletoe to hand and a will of iron, Molly Compton is determined to enjoy all the fun of the festivities if it kills her and that is only if she doesn't kill someone else first. WARNING: This book contains (1) No guaranteed fuzzy feelings of a sentimental nature. (2) No recipes whatsoever to be found written inside its pages. (3) No religious explanations are in this story about the true meaning of Christmas. However, it does contain plenty of Christmas cheer and merriment and yuletide yearnings in this festive funny tale about an ordinary woman who dreads having a Christmas from hell. Only, could she end up having the time of her life instead? This British short novel is the first in a Christmas Comedy Trilogy and to complete the trio of books, just look out for Mistletoe And Wine 2 followed by Mistletoe And Wine 3.
Download or read book Jaded For Jesus written by and published by David Steeves. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A view of this crazy Christian culture as told through one man's humorous journey. He finds a relational, imperfect, authentic, messy journey to God. If you Likes Blue Like Jazz, This book is written in the same tone
Book Synopsis Check the Lost and Found, My Mind is Missing by : Toni Sorenson Brown
Download or read book Check the Lost and Found, My Mind is Missing written by Toni Sorenson Brown and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2000-10-15 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The holiday season is approaching and Shirley has spread herself too thin, as usual, among Christmas shopping, her kids' recitals, and office parties. But a few angels--including members of her own family--go a long way to remind Shirley what Christmas is all about. Originally self-published in 1996.
Download or read book Every Other Sunday written by and published by . This book was released on 1902 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Uncle John's UNCANNY Bathroom Reader by : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Download or read book Uncle John's UNCANNY Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-11-01 with total page 672 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved bathroom reader series continues with this twenty-ninth edition that’s overflowing with strange facts on an assortment of topics. What’s so uncanny about the twenty-ninth annual edition of Uncle John’s? This enduring book series has been delivering entertaining information to three generations of readers (so far) . . . and it’s still going strong! How do they do it? Back in 1988, Uncle John successfully predicted the way that twenty-first-century readers would want their information: in quick hits, concisely and cleverly written, and with details so delightful that you’re compelled to share them with someone else. (Kind of like the Internet, but without all those annoying ads.) This groundbreaking series has been imitated time and time again but never equaled. And Uncanny is the Bathroom Readers’ Institute at their very best. Covering a wide array of topics—incredible origins, forgotten history, weird news, amazing science, dumb crooks, and more—readers of all ages will enjoy these 512 pages of the best stuff in print. Here are but a few of the uncanny topics awaiting you: · The World’s Weirdest Protests · The Wit and Wisdom of Bill Murray · Forgotten Game Shows · Darth Vader’s Borderline Personality Disorder, and Other Real Psychiatric Diagnoses of Fictional Characters · Manly Historical Leaders and Their Manly Tattoos · NASA’s “Pillownaut” Experiment · The Secret Lives of Squatters · Cooking with Mr. Coffee · Odd Alcoholic Drinks from Around the World · The History of the Tooth Fairy · Zoo Escapes · And much more IBPA Benjamin Franklin Silver Award winner 2017!
Download or read book Rural New Yorker written by and published by . This book was released on 1910 with total page 1296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A Very Grim Christmas by : Rachel Lawson
Download or read book A Very Grim Christmas written by Rachel Lawson and published by Rachel Lawson. This book was released on 2024-03-18 with total page 17 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blake "The Grinch" Alexander, the Grim Reaper, called the King of Death and Christmas Grinch. He was cursed with having a boss who loved Christmas when he despised the season of joy. He was made a tool of the season, making Blake feel like a fool. His son the Necromancer is not making the season any better for him either. Music by Suno Ai, song lyric and book by R. Lawson Not a kid's story!
Book Synopsis Christmas Angels Whisper by : David L. Asay
Download or read book Christmas Angels Whisper written by David L. Asay and published by Elm Hill. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The doctor told Wanda that she had a fourth of an ovary and that child bearing was not an option. God had promised her that she would have children. Was God going to lie to her? God fulfills His promises. After years of waiting and trying, Wanda brought five children into this world and was a mother just as was promised. With the miracle came an unwanted price since we have come to believe that Heaven has a price on some of its most cherished of gifts. It wasn’t that it was authored by a loving God, but the seeds of cancer were sown as the gift was made real for five times. This young family would watch their mother succumb to a dreadful disease, slowly leaching the life from her. Wanda had a challenge understanding why the children she had been promised wouldn’t be hers to raise to adulthood. Christmas would come that year before she finally died in February and the gift she craved was just to understand God’s will in granting the blessing and then seemingly ripping it away in a slow death. Miracles happen to create life and miracles happen to explain why life gets cut short.
Book Synopsis Storybook Pub Christmas Wishes by : Naomi Springthorp
Download or read book Storybook Pub Christmas Wishes written by Naomi Springthorp and published by Love & Devotion Author Services, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-12-01 with total page 623 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join your favorite romance authors and our mischievous Storybook Pub Proprietor, Kole O’Shea, for Christmas Wishes. 17 holiday romances created with the help of a little Christmas magic. Will your wish be granted? You don’t want to miss this collection of stories from talented Indie, International, USA Today, and Amazon Bestselling Authors. Featuring: Mistle Oh-No by Denise Wells Once Upon A Christmas Kiss by P.T. Macias Wishes for Santa by Naomi Springthorp Christmas Angel by Ember-Raine Winters One Small Spanish Wish by Alexi Ferreira In Time for Christmas by Rachel Radner Second Chances by Jenn D. Young Winter Miracle by Claire Davon Carole Of The Bells by Mary Dean & Stephanie Nichole The Inevitable Kiss by E.K. Woodcock Short Circuit by Aviva Vaughn Caught Under the Mistletoe by Tonya Clark A Match For Christmas by C. J. Corbin Jingle His Bells by Rayne Elizabeth When the Stars Align by Melody Dawn Christmas in California by Teri Kay A Decadent Christmas by Kenzie Rose
Download or read book Days 46 to 53 written by Amy Cross and published by Blackwych Books Ltd. This book was released on 2022-10-30 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than a month after the disaster that crippled the world, Elizabeth and Toad are struggling to survive. Soon, however, Elizabeth faces a fresh problem, as she realizes that the virus might have claimed another, even younger victim. Meanwhile, Thomas discovers more survivors who are trying to reclaim the city. But is the mysterious Quinn really going to lead people to a new dawn, or is another act of unimaginable horror lurking right around the corner? Days 46 to 53 is the fourth book in the Mass Extinction Event series, continuing the story of a worldwide apocalypse seen from the eyes of two very different people in two very different parts of the US.
Download or read book The Darkest Night written by Lindy Ryan and published by Crooked Lane Books. This book was released on 2024-09-24 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From some of the biggest names in horror comes an Advent calendar of short holiday horror stories perfect for the darkest nights of the year. Edited by award-winning author and anthologist Lindy Ryan and with contributions from masters of horror like Josh Malerman, Eric LaRocca, and Clay McLeod Chapman, this horrific anthology will chill you to the bone. From New York Times bestselling author of Bird Box, Josh Malerman, comes a story of a dark Christmas past in “Children Aren’t the Only Ones Who Know Where the Presents Are Hidden.” From national bestselling author Rachel Harrison, in “Thaw,” a couple spends their first Christmas together in a cabin—but are they alone, or does something else watch them from the tree line? New York Times bestselling authors Christopher Golden and Tim Lebbon’s “Wintry Blue” sets an innocent child on the road with a strange and monstrous creature. From the Bram Stoker Award–winning screenwriter of Netflix’s Haunting of Bly Manor and The Fall of the House of Usher, in Jamie Flanagan’s “Bruiser,” something sinister stalks the chilling hallways of a nursing home at night. Author of Such a Pretty Smile, Kristi DeMeester, tells a tale of “Eggnog”: a Christmas party, an overfriendly female coworker, and an angry wife are the recipe for a deadly cocktail party. Plus stories by Nat Cassidy, Darcy Coates, Clay McLeod Chapman, Tim Waggoner, and many more, with an introduction by George C. Romero and art by renowned British horror artist Mister Sam Shearon.
Download or read book Santa's Pet written by Rachelle Ayala and published by Rachelle Ayala. This book was released on 2018-04-18 with total page 490 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Outa My Mind written by Edgar Goldenthal and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-03 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: World War II veteran, dentist, and university professor Edgar J. Goldenthal draws on the rich experiences and thoughts of his own life to deliver this fascinating and provocative collection of short stories. From the attack on Pearl Harbor in 1941 to the happenings at a scientific research center in 2053 Florida, Goldenthal's tales explore the curious nature of life's inevitabilities. "The Fourth Floor" tells of a grieving husband heartbroken over his wife's death, while "58th and Broadway" reveals the subconscious thoughts of a man hit by a drunk driver in New York City. "Sabcha" recounts one woman's experience hiding from the Russians during World War II, and "Nicolas" tells of a kindergarten teacher who decides to divulge the truth about Santa Claus to her unsuspecting students. Ranging from the serious to the downright zany, the stories in Outa My Mind encompass one man's unique, often surprising, and always entertaining take on the world.
Download or read book Naughty But Nice written by Michelle Love and published by Blessings For All SC. This book was released on 2021-12-01 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy this bad boy billionaire romance collection. Untamable, Sensual, and lustful! Three bad boys that don’t let anyone tell them what to do! These delicious daddies play by their own rules and will do anything to get the women they desire, so don’t let them wait and grab ahold of this steamy collection today. "Buy it! Read it! Love it!" Books Included: Nightclub Surprise: A Holiday Billionaire Romance (Nightclub Sins 3) One full moon, one last chance, and one hot as hell night of fiery passion... He was the hot guy who'd lived next door to me for as long as I could remember. I was the recent high school grad who'd just turned eighteen. He was on his way out of our small town to become a marine. I was a virgin who found herself lucky enough to be the last girl he'd see before leaving for war the next morning. Soft caresses, silky kisses, and velvety murmurs took me to a place I'd never been, and I knew only he would be able take me back to that place of pure bliss. But he had to go. One night of unadulterated, hot as sin, lust-filled passion was all that was in the cards for us. Seven years passed before I saw him again. Santa's Naughty Helper: A Bad Boy Christmas Romance I'm the type of guy you don't tell what to do. I'm the guy who knows what he wants. I bend the rules: things go my way, and I don't pay the consequences. So, when I get into legal and financial trouble, I'm more than happy to take the plea deal to avoid a scandal. And what is that deal? Playing the part of Santa in one of the largest malls in New York. I'll get through it, go through the motions. Then I meet Alexis. She's timid, she's innocent, she's se*y. She should be on the Nice List for sure, but I'll put her on the Naughty List. The Hunter’s Treasure: A Holiday Bad Boy MC Romance I didn’t come to the abandoned hospital where my crew and I stashed two million dollars’ worth of diamonds to spend the night flirting with a hot young cutie-pie. But here we are. I really like Amanda, and I feel bad about lying to her. But if I can distract her long enough to grab the diamonds, it’ll be time well spent. If I’m very lucky, I’ll end the night in her bed, too. There’s just one problem. My second-in-command has decided it’s his time to take over the crew, and he’s come with his brother to hunt me through this maze-like complex. Yes, I’ve got a guide; but since they captured Amanda’s old cameraman, Chad, so do they. And unlike me, they have working guns. The world’s hottest ghost hunter and I will have to combine our wits, skills, and resources, and figure out how to trust each other. Otherwise, the hot ending to Halloween night that we’re both gunning for will turn into a bloody ending instead. Keywords: Holiday romance, Christmas Romance, Billionaire romance, bad boy, new adult, instalove, age gap romance, alpha male, new adult romance, steamy romance, age gap romance older man younger woman, sweet romance, romantic novels, love, action, adventure, sexually romantic books, hot, alpha hero, contemporary romance, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, sweet romance, love books, love stories.
