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Download or read book Just Kidding written by Trudy Ludwig and published by Tricycle Press. This book was released on 2006-04-01 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rare look at emotional bullying among boys from the best-selling author of My Secret Bully.D.J.'s friend Vince has a habit of teasing D.J. and then saying, Just kidding!" as if it will make everything okay. It doesn't, but D.J. is afraid that if he protests, his friends will think he can't take a joke. With the help of his father, brother, and an understanding teacher, D.J. progresses from feeling helpless to taking positive action, undermining the power of two seemingly harmless words. Trudy Ludwig takes another look at relational aggression, the use of relationships to manipulate and hurt others, this time from the boy's point of view. Back matter includes discussion questions, a "dos and don'ts of teasing" list, and a resource guide for parents and teachers. Endorsed by Full Esteem Ahead, The Hands & Words Are Not For Hurting Project, and The Ophelia Project.
Download or read book I'm Just Kidding written by Tina Lakey and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Janna was always bullied by her brother, and it didn't seem to bother her parents. So what did Janna do? She decided she would not be the one being bullied, but follow the example of her brother. After she bullied someone, she would follow it up with, "I'm just kidding." The first time she targeted a new girl at school, Sally. She teased her about her clothes and gave her a nickname because of her freckles. She would always finish by saying, "I'm just kidding." As most bullies, Janna had those around her who would laugh and support her. She felt the power she thought her brother had over her for all those years. She loved how it made her feel. She decided Sally would not be her only target. Fred had always been so agreeable and nice, why not? She learned very quickly that she had picked the wrong person. All the children were now laughing at her. Sally showed everyone what each of us should do. Her Nana had taught her to treat others the way we want to be treated, even Janna. Bullying because we have been bullied is never right. What would you do?
Book Synopsis Seriously...I'm Kidding by : Ellen DeGeneres
Download or read book Seriously...I'm Kidding written by Ellen DeGeneres and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ellen DeGeneres's winning, upbeat candor has made her show one of the most popular, resilient, and honored daytime shows on the air, and her life makes for great (and very funny) reading. Relatable, her first stand-up special in 15 years, airs on Netflix beginning December 18, 2018. "I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" Seriously... I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more. PRAISE FOR SERIOUSLY...I'M KIDDING "DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." - People "Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." - Publishers Weekly "Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." -- Kirkus
Download or read book Just Kidding written by Louis R. Franzini and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2012 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just Kidding is for anyone who wants to learn how to use humor more effectively in their daily lives. It includes opinions, advice, and examples from comics, celebrities, and politicians. Topics include basic principles of comedy, political correctness, strategies to avoid potential pitfalls, and exercises to build humor skills.
Download or read book Just Kidding written by Connor J. Delaney and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2020-10-05 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I would be rather amused if I ended up on the back of a book, that’s for sure.” —Rhys Davis Just Kidding does double-duty as a joke book and an art book with illustrations that can be brought to life with colour, much like an adult colouring book. Full of lame puns and dad jokes, alongside surprisingly beautiful cartoons, this book is the result of the author’s efforts to curate humour for others’ enjoyment, collected from strangers he met through his travels. From millennials and new dads to depressed people and old dads, Just Kidding will interest anyone with an appreciation for a sterling pirate joke or inappropriate bursts of sarcasm. The main point of tension? Why the chicken crossed the road.
Download or read book I'm Just Kidding written by Tina Lakey and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Janna was always bullied by her brother, and it didn't seem to bother her parents. So what did Janna do? She decided she would not be the one being bullied, but follow the example of her brother. After she bullied someone, she would follow it up with, "I'm just kidding." The first time she targeted a new girl at school, Sally. She teased her about her clothes and gave her a nickname because of her freckles. She would always finish by saying, "I'm just kidding." As most bullies, Janna had those around her who would laugh and support her. She felt the power she thought her brother had over her for all those years. She loved how it made her feel. She decided Sally would not be her only target. Fred had always been so agreeable and nice, why not? She learned very quickly that she had picked the wrong person. All the children were now laughing at her. Sally showed everyone what each of us should do. Her Nana had taught her to treat others the way we want to be treated, even Janna. Bullying because we have been bullied is never right. What would you do?
Download or read book Just Joking written by Andy Griffiths and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introducing a new series from the demented genius who brought you THE DAY MY BUTT WENT PSYCHO. Finally, the series that made Andy Griffiths an Australian publishing phenomenon is coming to America! Before he introduced the world to butts gone beserk, Andy Griffiths unleashed the JUST books: outlandish collections of silly stories that turned him into a bestselling sensation. Now Andy brings his insane brand of humor to this side of the Pacific -- and American readers won't believe what they've been missing!Ever skipped out on school by pretending you're dead? Ever convinced a friend that they're invisible? Ever been stuck in a gorilla suit and nearly put in a zoo? Andy has. In JUST KIDDING, join this joker as he attempts some of the best -- and worst -- practical jokes in history!
Book Synopsis "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!": Adventures of a Curious Character by : Richard P. Feynman
Download or read book "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!": Adventures of a Curious Character written by Richard P. Feynman and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2018-02-06 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the most famous science books of our time, the phenomenal national bestseller that "buzzes with energy, anecdote and life. It almost makes you want to become a physicist" (Science Digest). Richard P. Feynman, winner of the Nobel Prize in physics, thrived on outrageous adventures. In this lively work that “can shatter the stereotype of the stuffy scientist” (Detroit Free Press), Feynman recounts his experiences trading ideas on atomic physics with Einstein and cracking the uncrackable safes guarding the most deeply held nuclear secrets—and much more of an eyebrow-raising nature. In his stories, Feynman’s life shines through in all its eccentric glory—a combustible mixture of high intelligence, unlimited curiosity, and raging chutzpah. Included for this edition is a new introduction by Bill Gates.
Book Synopsis It Doesn’t Have to Be Crazy at Work by : Jason Fried
Download or read book It Doesn’t Have to Be Crazy at Work written by Jason Fried and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jason Fried and David Heinemeier Hansson, the authors of the New York Times bestseller Rework, are back with a manifesto to combat all your modern workplace worries and fears.
Download or read book Just a Guy written by Bill Engvall and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2007-05-29 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does it mean to be JUST A GUY? --A guy doesn't think before he speaks. --Eating and sleeping always come first. Always. --A guy may get married, but he doesn't have to like it. --It's tough to admit, but all guys are exactly the same. Blue Collar Comedy Star Bill Engvall is JUST A GUY. He's been one his whole life. He can't help it. He was born that way. And that makes him an expert on the subject. For the record, here's the official definition of a guy: A person who doesn't think before he speaks. He can't. He's not that deep. Because a guy has only three basic needs: eating, sleeping, and sex. That's it. JUST A GUY chronicles a lifetime in pursuit of those needs. In this hilarious and heartfelt memoir, Bill Engvall takes you on the rollicking ride of his life, beginning with his childhood in Texas and adolescence in Arizona, becoming a fixture in local emergency rooms, the result of massive amounts of non-thinking behavior trying to impress girls or torture his sisters; to high school in Dallas where he dabbled in an array of truly odd jobs, learned the trombone, and came of age, all strangely connected; to college and his tenure as his fraternity's social chairman, where he masterminded a series of legendary parties and attempted to rescue his pet bird while the house was burning down (not his fault, honest); to following his dream as a standup comic and, gulp, singer; to his brief stint in children's theater while sharing the stage and the back of a van with the director's dog, and as a movie extra with forked tongue and cloth claws; to his bumbling and riotous courtship, then marriage to Gail, the love of his life; and, finally, fatherhood, where he remains, to this day, a well-meaning, but flawed parent. Through it all, Bill gamely stumbles along, struggling to maintain a façade of confidence and control. Far from a superhero, Bill Engvall is an everyday Everyman, the poster boy for normal. The result is JUST A GUY who is disarming, perceptive, wildly funny, and unexpectedly moving. JUST A GUY will make you laugh out loud and tug at your heart. Hopefully, not at the same time.
Author :Norman G. Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781542979160 Total Pages :256 pages Book Rating :4.9/5 (791 download)
Download or read book I'm Not Kidding written by Norman G. and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In this book, you'll find memories, observations, and a significant anecdote here and there. The author is the 3rd of six siblings, all very different. He thinks he is a normal grandfather. His parents and grandparents play an important role as he shares embarrassing secrets about himself, so there are many lusty laughs along the way. Tips and insights abound from his travels, business experiences and other misadventures." --
Book Synopsis I'm Not Always A Bitch. Just Kidding, Go Fuck Yourself. by : The Naughty Nanny Adult Humor
Download or read book I'm Not Always A Bitch. Just Kidding, Go Fuck Yourself. written by The Naughty Nanny Adult Humor and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-19 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you have that co worker that you love to hate? You know, the one that really gets under your skin? Or maybe someone you love but you just like to make them laugh. This 6 x 9 120 page college ruled composition notebook is the perfect gift, or just for you if you feel so inclined. Great employee appreciation day gift to get a laugh around the office. Great book for jotting down ideas, scribbling, or just to take notes of your every day life
Book Synopsis I'm Not Always a Bitch Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself by : Salty Bitch Journals
Download or read book I'm Not Always a Bitch Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself written by Salty Bitch Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-15 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This I'm Not Always A Bitch Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself journal or notebook is the perfect profanity gift for that sarcastic friend or salty bitch. Surprise and shock them in a humoristic offending way and put a smile on their face. Funny composition book for writing your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal, ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then with or without curse words. Features Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 pages of lined paper High-quality white paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday... Perfect sarcasm gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentines Day, Mothers Day or Fathers Day. This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. This beautiful and inspirational journal makes a perfect gift for yourself or anyone special.
Book Synopsis So You've Been Publicly Shamed by : Jon Ronson
Download or read book So You've Been Publicly Shamed written by Jon Ronson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a New York Times bestseller and from the author of The Psychopath Test, a captivating and brilliant exploration of one of our world's most underappreciated forces: shame. 'It's about the terror, isn't it?' 'The terror of what?' I said. 'The terror of being found out.' For the past three years, Jon Ronson has travelled the world meeting recipients of high-profile public shamings. The shamed are people like us - people who, say, made a joke on social media that came out badly, or made a mistake at work. Once their transgression is revealed, collective outrage circles with the force of a hurricane and the next thing they know they're being torn apart by an angry mob, jeered at, demonized, sometimes even fired from their job. A great renaissance of public shaming is sweeping our land. Justice has been democratized. The silent majority are getting a voice. But what are we doing with our voice? We are mercilessly finding people's faults. We are defining the boundaries of normality by ruining the lives of those outside it. We are using shame as a form of social control. Simultaneously powerful and hilarious in the way only Jon Ronson can be, So You've Been Publicly Shamed is a deeply honest book about modern life, full of eye-opening truths about the escalating war on human flaws - and the very scary part we all play in it.
Download or read book I Am the Shark written by Joan Holub and published by Crown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-05-04 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What makes the great white shark (one of) the greatest fish in the sea? FIN-d out in this hilarious fish-out-of-water story that's perfect for Shark Week and all year-round! "Don't miss this one." -School Library Journal, Starred Review Hi! I am Great White Shark, and if you get this book, you'll read all about ME--the greatest shark in the sea! Not so fast! Greenland Shark here, and as the oldest shark in this book, that makes me the greatest. Did someone say fast? I'm Mako Shark, and I'm the fastest shark in this book! Eat my bubbles! Wow, I'm Hammerhead Shark. You don't need my special eyes to see that there are lots of great sharks in this book. Sink your teeth into it now! New York Times bestselling author Joan Holub makes a splash with bestselling illustrator Laurie Keller to deliver an entertaining undersea story filled with the greatest shark facts in the ocean!
Download or read book Reverie written by Ryan La Sala and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A B&N's YA Book Club Pick * Walmart Buzz Pick * Indie Next Pick * Book of the Month Club YA Box A "joyously, riotously queer" (Kirkus) young adult fantasy from debut author Ryan La Sala, Reverie is a wildly imaginative story about dreams becoming reality, perfect for fans of Adam Silvera and Laini Taylor. A few weeks ago, Kane Montgomery was in an accident that robbed him of his memory. The only thing he knows for certain is that the police found him half-dead in the river. The world as he knows it feels different—reality seems different. And when strange things start happening around him, Kane isn't sure where to turn. And then three of his classmates show up, claiming to be his friends and the only people who can tell him what's truly going on. Kane doesn't know what to believe or who he can trust. But as he and the others are dragged into increasingly fantastical dream worlds drawn from imagination, it becomes clear that there is dark magic at work. Nothing in Kane's life is an accident, and only he can keep the world itself from unraveling. Reverie is an intricate and compelling LGBT young adult book about the secret worlds we hide within ourselves and what happens when they become real. Praise for Reverie: "This outstanding debut novel will light readers' imaginations on fire...Imaginative, bold, and full of queer representation, this is a must-purchase for YA collections."—School Library Journal *STARRED REVIEW* "This fantasy offers readers something wonderfully new and engaging...a gem of a novel that is as affirming as it is entertaining."—The Bulletin of the Center for Children's Books "The story's many LGBTQ characters are prominently represented and powerfully nuanced."—Publishers Weekly "A darkly imagined, riveting fantasy... thrilling."—Shelf Awareness "Joyously, riotously queer... The themes of creating one's own reality and fighting against the rules imposed by the world you're born into will ring powerfully true for many young readers."—Kirkus Reviews
Download or read book Crossing Lines written by Paul Volponi and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-06-09 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adonis is a jock. He's on the football team and he's dating one of the prettiest girls in school. Alan is the new kid. He wears lipstick and joins the Fashion Club. Soon enough the football team is out to get him. Adonis is glad to go along with his teammates . . . until they come up with a dangerous plan to humiliate Alan. Now Adonis must decide whether he wants to be a guy who follows the herd or a man who does what's right. From critically acclaimed author Paul Volponi comes this discussable and finely wrought story of bullies, victims, and the bystanders caught in between.
