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The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1

Author : Neil Hutchison
Publisher : Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.
ISBN 13 : 6167817375
Total Pages : 582 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (678 download)

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Download or read book The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1 written by Neil Hutchison and published by Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 582 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile

The River Why

Author : David James Duncan
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316261211
Total Pages : 442 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book The River Why written by David James Duncan and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2015-09-08 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The classic novel of fly fishing and spirituality republished with a new Afterword by the author. Since its publication in 1983, The River Why has become a classic. David James Duncan's sweeping novel is a coming-of-age comedy about love, nature, and the quest for self-discovery, written in a voice as distinct and powerful as any in American letters. Gus Orviston is a young fly fisherman who leaves behind his comically schizoid family to find his own path. Taking refuge in a remote cabin, he sets out in pursuit of the Pacific Northwest's elusive steelhead. But what begins as a physical quarry becomes a spiritual one as his quest for self-knowledge batters him with unforeseeable experiences. Profoundly reflective about our connection to nature and to one another, The River Why is also a comedic rollercoaster. Like Gus, the reader emerges utterly changed, stripped bare by the journey Duncan so expertly navigates.

You've Got e-Mail

Author : Joe Collins
Publisher : Joe Collins
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 79 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book You've Got e-Mail written by Joe Collins and published by Joe Collins. This book was released on with total page 79 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains a collection of Emails that have been collected by myself that contains strong language. There is another book in the series you might find as funny: You’ve got e-Texts. I’m sure you’ll LOL with this one too.

Researching Language, Gender and Sexuality

Author : Helen Sauntson
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1351794337
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (517 download)

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Download or read book Researching Language, Gender and Sexuality written by Helen Sauntson and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2019-11-25 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Researching Language, Gender and Sexuality leads students through the process of undertaking research in order to explore how gender and sexuality are represented and constructed through language. Drawing on international research, Sauntson incorporates a fluid understanding of genders and sexualities and includes research on a diverse range of identities. This accessible guidebook offers an outline of the practical steps and ethical guidelines involved when gathering linguistic data for the purpose of investigating gender and sexuality. Each chapter contains up-to-date information and empirical case studies that relate to a range of topics within the field of language, gender and sexuality, as well as suggestions for how students could practically research the areas covered. Student-friendly, this is essential reading for undergraduate and postgraduate students of English language, linguistics and gender studies.

Folk Phenomenology

Author : Samuel D. Rocha
Publisher : Wipf and Stock Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1498220843
Total Pages : 151 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (982 download)

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Download or read book Folk Phenomenology written by Samuel D. Rocha and published by Wipf and Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2015-09-28 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Folk is an analog foundation in a digital world. Phenomenology is a big word about a small, impossible task: trying to imagine the real. This book describes this task in relation to its foundation. Most of all, Folk Phenomenology is a defense of the integrity and sufficiency of art--thinking, feeling, living, dying. In short, being in love. .embed-container { position: relative; padding-bottom: 56.25%; height: 0; overflow: hidden; max-width: 100%; } .embed-container iframe, .embed-container object, .embed-container embed { position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; }

The Joy Diet

Author : Martha Beck
Publisher : Harmony
ISBN 13 : 0307453146
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book The Joy Diet written by Martha Beck and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2008-06-03 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover a menu of ten behaviors you can add to your way of living and thinking to enhance every day’s journey through the unpredictable terrain of your existence. Add these behaviors gradually and watch your life become steadily more vivid and satisfying. Or you can go on a “crash Joy Diet” to help you navigate life’s emergencies. The ten menu items are: • Nothing: Do nothing for fifteen minutes a day. Stop mindlessly chasing goals and figure out which goals are worth going after. • Truth: Create a moment of truth to help you unmask what you’re hiding—from others and from yourself. • Desire: Identify, articulate, and explore at least one of your heart’s desires—and learn how to let yourself want what you want. • Creativity: Learn six new ways to develop at least one new idea to help you obtain your heart’s desire. • Risk: Take one baby step toward reaching your goal. The only rule is it has to scare the pants off you. • Treats: Give yourself a treat for every risk you take and two treats just because you’re you. No exceptions. No excuses. • Play: Take a moment to remember your real life’s work and differentiate it from the games you play to achieve it. Then play wholeheartedly. • Laughter: Laugh at least thirty times a day. Props encouraged. • Connection: Use your Joy Diet skills to interact with someone who matters to you. • Feasting: Enjoy at least three square feasts a day, with or without food. No matter what your long-term goals are, The Joy Diet, written with Martha Beck’s inimitable blend of wisdom, practical guidance, and humor, will help you achieve the immediate gift of joyful living in the here and now. Begin your journey today.

Communicate Eng. 1

Author : Uma Raman
Publisher : Ratna Sagar
ISBN 13 : 9788183321938
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (219 download)

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Download or read book Communicate Eng. 1 written by Uma Raman and published by Ratna Sagar. This book was released on with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The new revised edition of Communicate in English reflects the changing trends and developments in the communicate approach. The books aim to help the pre-school child develop reading, writing readiness through phonic patterns, picture-based and sequencing activities. Other activities include talkabout activities, matching and colouring exercises and solving puzzles. Also available Teacher s Handbooks and web support at www.ratnasagar.co.in

Explosions in the First Person: More of Sassoon's Short Stories

Author : Elias Sassoon
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557490715
Total Pages : 247 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (574 download)

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Download or read book Explosions in the First Person: More of Sassoon's Short Stories written by Elias Sassoon and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-06-16 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 3 story openings, 3 first person story accounts. â€¦ I am a wife and a mother. Think I do both well. I provide for all the needs of my husband and that includes the sexual thing. Why am I bitching? Wouldn't you if you suddenly find dirty books in my husband's dresser drawer. They're not just dirty but disgusting. From DIRTY BOOKS POLISHED CLEANâ€¦"Why is it mom, you don't talk to your sisters?" my single daughter asks. A natural question, one sheâ€™s asked before. Sure she'd be curious. I have five sisters and don't speak to any of them. From: SISTERS IN ANGER AND INDIFFERENCEâ€¦. Don't think I have to justify myself to you, but I will to teach you a lesson. There are those who say it's stupid to get involved in finance; they're the same ones who ask for handouts. Never had to ask for a handout in my life, not for myself or for Ronnie, my wife. Knock on wood, I'm now sending the my girls through college. Had it planned years ago. Pretty good right! â€¦From: A MONEY MAN EXPLAINING HIS POSITION

Lovely Life

Author : Niharika Sancheti
Publisher : Notion Press
ISBN 13 : 163633766X
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (363 download)

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Download or read book Lovely Life written by Niharika Sancheti and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2020-12-19 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three best friends, who just wanted a peaceful summer vacation after their last year in middle school, go through tonnes of twists and turns. Young love and high school problems run through the life of Katie Jones after an alarming incident and a big mistake. Her life completely changes as she experiences a series of events, including relationship problems. But even with all the love and support, will she be able to make it? Find out in Lovely Life.

North of Happy

Author : Adi Alsaid
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 148801535X
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book North of Happy written by Adi Alsaid and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Adi Alsaid, the acclaimed author of Let’s Get Lost, Never Always Sometimes, and We Didn’t Ask for This What do you do when you want to run away — but you end up finding yourself? A dual citizen of Mexico and the United States, Carlos Portillo is happy to follow the well-worn path to a future of comfort and ease in Mexico City that’s been planned for him since birth. But when his older brother Felix—who defied their parents to live a life of adventure—is tragically killed, Carlos is determined to live out his own dreams for the both of them. He escapes to San Juan Island off the coast of Washington state and gets a job with a celebrity chef he’s admired from afar for years. But while things are coming together for him in the kitchen, a forbidden romance with his boss’s daughter could end his career before it even begins. Finally living for himself, Carlos learns that reality doesn’t come with a road map to an easy life — but does finding your true path mean following your head? Or your heart? “An exceptional tale of grief, ambition, love, and maturity.”—Kirkus Reviews, starred review A YALSA Best Fiction for Young Adult nominee A Bank Street Best Children’s Book of the Year A TAYSHAS Reading List Book

You Drive Me Crazy

Author : Anna Premoli
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1784978973
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (849 download)

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Download or read book You Drive Me Crazy written by Anna Premoli and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2017-02-01 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun, feisty romance, perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella and Paige Toon. What girl doesn't dream of an amazing promotion working on the other side of the world? This once in a lifetime opportunity is presented to 28-year-old investment banker, Maddison Johnson and instantly fills her with abject fear. It isn't the New York transfer she had set her heart on... she's going to South Korea, instead. To make things worse, her boss Mark Kim doesn't go out of his way to make it easy for her to adapt to her new environment. Plunged into a world she knows nothing about with a man she can't stand, Maddison finds herself forced to adapt and grow up quickly. Maybe in the process she will stumble over something wonderful and quite unexpected... What people are saying about YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY: 'I found myself gutted I had to put the book down and go to bed after my first stint of reading' 'Very entertaining, really interesting that the storyline revolved around working life as well as the personal'

Good Housekeeping Magazine

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 996 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Good Housekeeping Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 996 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Seriously...I'm Kidding

Author : Ellen DeGeneres
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446585033
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book Seriously...I'm Kidding written by Ellen DeGeneres and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ~b~>With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol. "I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" Seriously... I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more. PRAISE FOR Seriously... I'm Kidding "DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." -- People "Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." - Publishers Weekly "Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." -- Kirkus/DIVspan

Good Housekeeping

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1108 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Good Housekeeping written by and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 1108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Necessary Hunger

Author : Nina Revoyr
Publisher : Akashic Books
ISBN 13 : 1617756822
Total Pages : 317 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (177 download)

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Download or read book The Necessary Hunger written by Nina Revoyr and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two inner-city girls tackle love, basketball, high school graduation, and an uncertain future in this coming-of-age novel by the author of Wingshooters. The Necessary Hunger follows two basketball stars—Nancy Takahiro and Raina Webber—and several of their friends through their last year of high school. For some of them, their senior year will be full of glory, and the anticipation of college. For others, however, stranded in an inner-city Los Angeles neighborhood that promises little in the way of opportunity, it will mark not only the end of their time in school but also the end of their hope. As Nancy and Raina both prepare to leave the urban neighborhood that has nurtured them, they find themselves looking toward a future that is no longer easily defined. The Necessary Hunger is about families, friendship, racial identity, and young people who are nearing adulthood in a dangerous and challenging world. It is about sports as a means of salvation, about the nature of competition, and ultimately about the various kinds of love. Our reissue of The Necessary Hunger includes a new introduction by Lynell George, and a new afterword by Nina Revoyr. Praise for The Age of Hunger “A wholesome coming-of-age novel about two lesbian high-school basketball stars, Revoyr’s debut is a meditation on consuming passion and a reflection on lost opportunities.” —Publishers Weekly “A quietly intimate, vigorously honest, and uniquely American hoop dream: tough and tender, without a single false note.” —Kirkuks Reviews “The Necessary Hunger is absolutely pioneering: it may be the first work by an out, queer Asian American writer to be published out of a major press AND for that work to include a major queer Asian American lesbian courtship plot. The interracial dynamics and high school sporting plot all make for an engaging work, one well worthy of retaining in print forever!” —Asian American Literature Fans “[Revoyr’s] characters are diverse and full of vulnerabilities, passion, and drive, and it is commendable to see a gay, Asian-American, female athlete as the protagonist . . . All in all, the story is worth reading to experience the racial tensions and teenage gay love and angst in a city that is growing restless.” —The Eclectic Review

Electrifying in a Kilt

Author : Anna Durand
Publisher : Jacobsville Books
ISBN 13 : 1958144630
Total Pages : 235 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (581 download)

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Download or read book Electrifying in a Kilt written by Anna Durand and published by Jacobsville Books. This book was released on 2024-09-30 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "May I kiss you, Iona?" Why did I say yes when Eric Taylor asked that question? He's young enough to be my son. Bod an Donais. I must have lost my mind. Eric Taylor is twenty-five. I'm forty-six. The age gap is too much for me. Even worse, Eric is my brother's soon-to-be stepson. Then a lightning bolt in the shape of Rafe Knight pounds on my door. The vile Brit accuses me of seducing his son, Eric's best friend. He even claims I've shagged the laddie. Does Rafe scare me? Of course not. I'm a journalist with an iron backbone. But my arguments with Rafe grow more electrifying every day. And soon, we will succumb to our forbidden desires. It's inevitable. No, I will resist him. Won't I? Yes, absolutely. But Eric Taylor still insists on wooing me. And this unwanted love triangle might become the wildest scandal in the Highlands. Electrifying in a Kilt is the sixteenth book in the bestselling Hot Scots series of contemporary romances.

Hyperbole and a Half

Author : Allie Brosh
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451666187
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!