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Author : Richard Chevat
Publisher : Golden Books
ISBN 13 : 9780307128850
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (288 download)
Download or read book If You Were Fozzie written by Richard Chevat and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 1995 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn what it is like to be Fozzie Bear.
Author : Louise Gikow
Publisher : Seal Press
ISBN 13 : 9780762402113
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (21 download)
Download or read book Miss Piggy's Rules written by Louise Gikow and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 1997 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now the goddess of romance herself tells you her secrets for getting what you want, getting rid of what you don't, and getting the most of love, life, and yourself. Move over Ellen and Sherrie, "Miss Piggy's Rules" is the only book you'll need. Spanning the entire are of relationships -- from dating through commitment and out the other side -- this guide is about discovering and landing that object of your desire, turning him into the love of your life, and dealing with him (and yourself) after he has become "the supreme scum of the universe". Divided into 3 sections, "Miss Piggy's Rules'" humorous approach sets you straight on the do's and don'ts of love: -- Dating: The Beginning -- Finding and Getting Mr. Right -- The Relationship -- Getting Mr. Right's Stuff -- The Afterlife -- Getting Rid of Me. Wrong (and Getting on with Your Life!) Plus a special bonus section -- Moi's Guide to Getting Even! (Because sometimes he deserves a good deal more than goodbye.) Included are quizzes, top ten lists on such topics as what to wear and when to call collect, diagram, and charts, and "Dear Piggy", where the expert herself answers your questions.
Author : Henry Beard
Publisher : Alfred a Knopf Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9780394519128
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (191 download)
Download or read book Miss Piggy's Guide to Life written by Henry Beard and published by Alfred a Knopf Incorporated. This book was released on 1981-01-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This eclectic spoof of self-help books has the popular Miss Piggy offering advice on beauty, etiquette, finances, love, career planning, cooking, travel, and psychological therapy
Author : Nichole Perkins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781538702741
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (27 download)
Download or read book Sometimes I Trip on How Happy We Could Be written by Nichole Perkins and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A passionate, magnetic memoir that explores writer and podcast host Nichole Perkins's obsession with pop culture and the challenges of navigating relationships as a Black woman through feminism and Southern mores. Pop culture is the Pandora's Box of our lives. Racism, wealth, poverty, beauty, inclusion, exclusion, and hope -- all of these intractable and unavoidable features course through the media we consume. Examining pop culture's impact on her life, Nichole Perkins takes readers on a rollicking trip through the last twenty years of music, media and the internet from the perspective of one southern Black woman. She explores her experience with mental illness and how the TV series Frasier served as a crutch, how her role as mistress led her to certain internet message boards that prepared her for current day social media, and what it means to figure out desire and sexuality and Prince in a world where marriage is the only acceptable goal for women. Combining her sharp wit, stellar pop culture sensibility, and trademark spirited storytelling, Nichole boldly tackles the damage done to women, especially Black women, by society's failure to confront the myths and misogyny at its heart, and her efforts to stop the various cycles that limit confidence within herself. By using her own life and loves as a unique vantage point, Nichole humorously and powerfully illuminates how to take the best pop culture has to offer and discard the harmful bits, offering a mirror into our own lives.
Author : Gaston Leroux
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0451534379
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (515 download)
Download or read book Muppets Meet the Classics: the Phantom of the Opera written by Gaston Leroux and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leroux's classic tale of love, intrigue, and jealousy at the Paris Opera House is reimagined with the cast of the Muppets. Readers can join Kermit, Miss Piggy, Uncle Deadly, and the other Muppets as they bring this gripping tale to life in their own hilarious way.
Author : Ken Tucker
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1429909730
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)
Download or read book Kissing Bill O'Reilly, Roasting Miss Piggy written by Ken Tucker and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: According to Ken Tucker, television is where the mass culture action really is. It's where the weasel goes pop. But for such a fluid, of-the-moment, democratic yet "cool" medium, a strangling accretion of false pieties, half-remembered history, and misplaced nostalgia has grown up around it--the prose equivalent of choking vines. In this book, Ken Tucker shares his zealous opinions about the best and worst of television, past and present Everyone has firm beliefs about what he loves and hates about TV. If TV fans think the high point of televised political wit was M*A*S*H, or that Johnny Carson was the true king of late-night, Ken Tucker does his damnedest to convince them that they've been hoodwinked, duped by pixilated mists of memory and bad TV criticism. His dazzling, provocative, and entertaining pieces include LOVES: James Garner as TV's Cary Grant, Pamela Anderson's breasts, David Brinkley--the only anchor who understood that being an anchor was a hollow ego-trip, Heather Locklear as the ultimate TV Personality, Bill O'Reilly--why the biggest asshole on TV is a great TV personality. And from his HATE lists: "The Sopranos" as The Great Saga That Sags, Miss Peggy as media star, Bob Newhart: Human Prozac, Worst Mothers on TV, Star Trek-Sci-Fi suckiness decked out as utopian idealism. His perception and passion about this much maligned medium gives the lie to passive cliché's like "vegging out in front of the boob tube." This book is the TV version of Michael Moore's Stupid White Men or Bill O'Reilly's The No-Spin Zone.
Author : Richard Chevat
Publisher : Golden Books
ISBN 13 : 9780307128157
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (281 download)
Download or read book If You Were Miss Piggy written by Richard Chevat and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miss Piggy describes what its like to be a glamorous movie star.
Author : Lucy Rosen
Publisher : LB Kids
ISBN 13 : 9780316183178
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (831 download)
Download or read book The Muppets: Miss Piggy in the Spotlight written by Lucy Rosen and published by LB Kids. This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kermit announces that there is a big new star coming for the show! Miss Piggy tries to get more details out of him, while the other Muppets imagine who the big guest star will be and worry that it's someone who will steal the show. At first, Piggy thinks this is silly talk-Kermit would never bring in someone to upstage her. She will always be the star of the show...right? © 2011 Disney
Author : Time-Life Books
Publisher : Time Life Medical
ISBN 13 : 9780783547817
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (478 download)
Download or read book In the Kitchen with Miss Piggy written by Time-Life Books and published by Time Life Medical. This book was released on 1996 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 50 celebrities share their favourite recipes with Miss Piggy. Humorous delivery and well illustrated.
Author : Laura Numeroff
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060283270
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (62 download)
Download or read book If You Give a Pig a Party written by Laura Numeroff and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2005-09-06 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you give a pig a party,she's going to ask for someballoons. When you give her the balloons, she'll want to decorate the house. When she's finished, she'll put on her favorite dress. Then she'll call all her friends -- Mouse, Moose, and more. The little pig from If You Give a Pig a Pancake is back, and this time she wants to throw a great big party! Laura Numeroff and Felicia Bond have created another winning story for this beloved character in the tradition of the best-selling If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.
Author : Alison Inches
Publisher : Puffin
ISBN 13 : 9780140555721
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (557 download)
Download or read book Happy Birthday, Miss Piggy! written by Alison Inches and published by Puffin. This book was released on 1996 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are invited to Miss Piggy's birthday party. Lift the flaps to unwrap Miss Piggy's presents from all her Muppet pals.
Author : Joan Holub
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101437154
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (14 download)
Download or read book Who Was Jim Henson? written by Joan Holub and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-07-08 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jim Henson broke into television with a five-minute puppetry segment when he was only a freshman in college. He created puppets like none ever seen before, with expressive fabric faces and rod-controlled arms. His Muppets became world-renowned celebrities and formed the backbone of a media empire. With black-and-white illustrations throughout, this easy-to-read biography will be published twenty years after Henson's untimely death.
Author : Erik Forrest Jackson
Publisher : Penguin Workshop
ISBN 13 : 0451534387
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (515 download)
Download or read book Muppets Meet the Classics: Fairy Tales from the Brothers Grimm written by Erik Forrest Jackson and published by Penguin Workshop. This book was released on 2018 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Once upon a time, there was a pretty young chicken named Camillarella, who had very heavy shoes and an enchanting Chicken Dance. Or maybe you'd prefer to hear the story of Janice, the flower child with braided tresses as yellow as SpongeBob. With all the favorite characters--Kermit, Miss Piggy, and others--these fairy tales give a whole new meaning to the word 'classic.'"--
Author : Michael K. Frith
Publisher : Henry Holt & Company
ISBN 13 : 9780030007439
Total Pages : 43 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (74 download)
Download or read book Miss Piggy's Treasury of Art Masterpieces from the Kermitage Collection written by Michael K. Frith and published by Henry Holt & Company. This book was released on 1984-01-01 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miss Piggy takes the reader on a tour of her art museum which houses several muppet masterworks including Gainsborough's "Green Boy."
Author : Julie Klausner
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101185171
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)
Download or read book I Don't Care About Your Band written by Julie Klausner and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-02-02 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read Julie Klausner's posts on the Penguin Blog In the tradition of Cynthia Heimel and Chelsea Handler, and with the boisterous iconoclasm of Amy Sedaris, Julie Klausner's candid and funny debut I Don't Care About Your Band sheds light on the humiliations we endure to find love--and the lessons that can be culled from the wreckage. I Don't Care About Your Band posits that lately the worst guys to date are the ones who seem sensitive. It's the jerks in nice guy clothing, not the players in Ed Hardy, who break the hearts of modern girls who grew up in the shadow of feminism, thinking they could have everything, but end up compromising constantly. The cowards, the kidults, the critics, and the contenders: these are the stars of Klausner's memoir about how hard it is to find a man--good or otherwise--when you're a cynical grown-up exiled in the dregs of Guyville. Off the popularity of her New York Times "Modern Love" piece about getting the brush-off from an indie rock musician, I Don't care About Your Band is marbled with the wry strains of Julie Klausner's precocious curmudgeonry and brimming with truths that anyone who's ever been on a date will relate to. Klausner is an expert at landing herself waist-deep in crazy, time and time again, in part because her experience as a comedy writer (Best Week Ever, TV Funhouse on SNL) and sketch comedian from NYC's Upright Citizens Brigade fuels her philosophy of how any scene should unfold, which is, "What? That sounds crazy? Okay, I'll do it." I Don't Care About Your Band charts a distinctly human journey of a strong-willed but vulnerable protagonist who loves men like it's her job, but who's done with guys who know more about love songs than love. Klausner's is a new outlook on dating in a time of pop culture obsession, and she spent her 20's doing personal field research to back up her philosophies. This is the girl's version of High Fidelity. By turns explicit, funny and moving, Klausner's debut shows the evolution of a young woman who endured myriad encounters with the wrong guys, to emerge with real- world wisdom on matters of the heart. I Don't Care About Your Band is Julie Klausner's manifesto, and every one of us can relate.
Author : Michael Ian Black
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416982833
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (169 download)
Download or read book A Pig Parade Is a Terrible Idea written by Michael Ian Black and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-05-24 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Could anything possibly be more fun than a pig parade!? You wouldn't think so. But you'd be wrong. A pig parade is a terrible idea. Pigs hate to march, refuse to wear the uniforms, don't care about floats, and insist on playing country music ballads. Those are just some of the reasons. And trust me, this hysterical book has plenty more!
Author : Miss Piggy
Publisher : Hyperion
ISBN 13 : 9781401323165
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (231 download)
Download or read book The Diva Code written by Miss Piggy and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 2009-01-27 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From one of the most famous divas of our time comes The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do. Over her years of celebritude, Miss Piggy has gleaned, glommed, and garnered much wisdom about what's wrong with everyone else and what's right with her. Now, in the latest book from the Muppets, Miss Piggy is ready to share with vous her best advice on love, fashion, career, attitude, and her secrets of diva-dom! It's time for you to release your inner diva! Get what you deserve! And give others exactly what they deserve! Take, for example, Miss Piggy's insights on a few of the idiotic things men frogs do... HE'S JUST NOT READY TO COMMIT--You give him the pleasure of your company (plus untold hours of prep time) and in return he's not willing to commit to anything. Mention a romantic getaway, a steady and exclusive dating policy, a long-term relationship, marriage . . . and he runs for the exit! WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: The best defense is a good offense, which means that you must never give up trying to make him commit. Remember: Never stop being offensive. HE'S STATUS OBSESSED--It's all about the label, the fancy car, the platinum-encrusted watch, the vacation place in Gstaad, and the showy perks. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Give moi his number. HE'S A NARCISSIST--This guy can usually be found at the gym defining his triceps, biceps, bicuspids, you name it. And when he's not pumping iron, he's primping in front of the mirror--tweezing, conditioning, moisturizing, and otherwise invading your personal grooming space. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Ask yourself if he's such a hunk that he's worth it. If so, get more mirrors. If not, dump him . . . but get more mirrors anyway. After all, narcissism isn't a bad thing if it's about vous.
