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Bite Me If You Can

Author : Lynsay Sands
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 006173912X
Total Pages : 283 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)

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Download or read book Bite Me If You Can written by Lynsay Sands and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 283 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once Bitten . . . One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damage's already been done. She's become one of them. Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over two thousand years, and there's very little to excite him anymore. Food has become tasteless, sex is ordinary. Then Leigh drops into his life. Suddenly he finds himself craving coffee . . . and imagining the sassy brunette atop the black satin sheets on his nice big bed. It's Lucian's job now to enlighten Leigh on the inner workings of being immortal . . . and tutoring her is igniting a fire in him that hasn't burned in centuries. But until they stop a renegade bloodsucker from destroying the human race, passion will have to wait!

Bite Me

Author : Christopher Moore
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 006198616X
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (619 download)

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Download or read book Bite Me written by Christopher Moore and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-03-23 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”

Zombies and Zinfandels

Author : Scott Hughey
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781980291756
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (917 download)

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Download or read book Zombies and Zinfandels written by Scott Hughey and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-04-21 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the most unlikely person to survive a zombie apocalypse. David Hall is a 30-year-old, divorced, self-proclaimed wine connoisseur. He has no business venturing into a world of flesh-hungry monsters. But when a phone call from his diabetic sister gets disconnected, he knows he's the only one who can provide her the care she needs. Seeking help from his gun-toting, survivalist brother-in-law, and his ex-wife, David must make a dangerous journey across the city of Asheville. But the real danger isn't the zombies he'll have to face, or the threat of certain death; it's what kind of man he'll become if he survives the trip. This Zombie Apocalypse Comedy is Douglas Adams meets Max Brooks. Buy now to sink your teeth into this hilarious adventure.

Department 19

Author : Will Hill
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101513500
Total Pages : 369 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book Department 19 written by Will Hill and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-03-31 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jamie Carpenter's father is dead, his mother is missing, and he was just rescued by an enormous creature named Frankenstein. Now Jamie is pulled into a secret organization responsible for policing the supernatural, founded more than a century ago by Abraham Van Helsing. . . . Department Nineteen takes us through history, across Europe, and beyond - from the cobbled streets of Victorian London to prohibition-era New York, from the icy wastes of Arctic Russia to the treacherous mountains of Transylvania. Part modern thriller, part classic horror, it's packed with mystery, mayhem, and a level of suspense that makes a Darren Shan novel look like a romantic comedy.

Bite Me

Author : Parker Blue
Publisher : BelleBooks
ISBN 13 : 193566106X
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (356 download)

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Download or read book Bite Me written by Parker Blue and published by BelleBooks. This book was released on 2008-10-15 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Barely eighteen-year-old heroine Valentine Shapiro got a raw deal in the parent lottery. Her father was part incubus demon, and her mother's never forgiven her for that.Life after high school is tough enough without having to go 15 rounds with your inner demon. Thrown out of the house by her mother, Val puts one foot in front of the other and does the only thing that seems to make any sense--she takes aim at the town vampires. A stake a day, keeps the demon at bay. (But don't call her Buffy. That makes Lola, her demon, very cranky.) Her dark side makes everyday life a roller coaster, but means she's perfect for her night job as a bounty hunter. San Antonio's vampires are out of control, and it's up to Val, her faithful hellhound Fang, and her new partner, a handsome San Antonio police detective, to get the deadly fangbangers off the city streets. Soon enough she finds herself deep in the underbelly of the city, discovering the secrets of the Demon Underground and fighting to save those she loves. Whether they love her back or not.

The Tale of the Body Thief

Author : Anne Rice
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0307575918
Total Pages : 465 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (75 download)

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Download or read book The Tale of the Body Thief written by Anne Rice and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2010-11-17 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Rice is our modern messenger of the occult, whose nicely updated dark-side passion plays twist and turn in true Gothic form.”—San Francisco Chronicle In a gripping feat of storytelling, Anne Rice continues the extraordinary Vampire Chronicles that began with the now-classic Interview with the Vampire. For centuries, Lestat—vampire-hero, enchanter, seducer of mortals—has been a courted prince in the dark and flourishing universe of the living dead. Now he is alone. And in his overwhelming need to destroy his doubts and his loneliness, Lestat embarks on the most dangerous enterprise he has undertaken in all the years of his haunted existence. Praise for The Tale of the Body Thief “Tinged with mystery, full of drama . . . The story is involving, the twists surprising.”—People “Fast-paced . . . . mesmerizing . . . silkenly sensuous . . . No one writing today matches her deftness with the [sensual].”—The Atlanta Journal-Constitution “Hypnotic . . . masterful.”—Cosmopolitan

Vampires Never Get Old

Author : Zoraida Córdova
Publisher : Imprint
ISBN 13 : 1250230004
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Vampires Never Get Old written by Zoraida Córdova and published by Imprint. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eleven fresh vampire stories from young adult fiction’s leading voices fill this bestselling anthology—including V.E. Schwab's First Kill, now a major Netflix adaptation! "Boundary-pushing... Stories that stake a new claim on old tropes." —Publishers Weekly, starred review In this delicious new collection, you’ll find stories about lurking vampires of social media, rebellious vampires hungry for more than just blood, eager vampires coming out—and going out for their first kill—and other bold, breathtaking, dangerous, dreamy, eerie, iconic, powerful creatures of the night. Welcome to the evolution of the vampire—and a revolution on the page. Vampires Never Get Old includes stories by authors both bestselling and acclaimed, including Samira Ahmed, Dhonielle Clayton, Zoraida Córdova and Natalie C. Parker, Tessa Gratton, Heidi Heilig, Julie Murphy, Mark Oshiro, Rebecca Roanhorse, Laura Ruby, Victoria “V. E.” Schwab, and Kayla Whaley. An Imprint Book "Vampire fans, sink your teeth into this satisfying collection." —Kirkus Reviews

If You Become A Vampire Please Bite Me

Author : 1977 Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781075167362
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (673 download)

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Download or read book If You Become A Vampire Please Bite Me written by 1977 Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-20 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Ruled A5 Notebook Journal is made of high-quality laminate soft covering, so it can repel liquids and is such good quality it will withstand and adventure. ⚫ This notebook is perfect for School, College, University or Work. ⚫ Making note of you latest big ideas for social media networks and advertising campaigns. ⚫Remember to click the "LOOK INSIDE" feature above to inspect a sample page Technical dimension and Information ⚫ Size: A5 6 X 9 Inches ⚫ College Ruled ⚫ Paper: 90 GSM Acid Free White Paper ⚫ Page Count: 100 Pages Remember to click our Author name to look at other books we have on offer. If this book is something you are interested in the click the "BUY NOW" button to receive a high-quality notebook that will serve you well. Take care. 1977 Publishing

Bite Me

Author : Lisa Renee Jones
Publisher : Julie Patra Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Bite Me written by Lisa Renee Jones and published by Julie Patra Publishing. This book was released on 2021-09-14 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eli Channing was just a man on top of the world, successful, married to Ivy, the woman of his dreams. Then one night, they're attacked, and she's murdered by vampires beyond salvation. Eli was saved, recruited to join the elite vampire wardens, a keeper of silence and peace between humans and other beings, but in his heart is the desire for revenge. Nearly a century later, a woman named Ivy who writes fictional vampire novels appears in his path. This new Ivy stirs familiar feelings and dark primal passion in him. But she's not his Ivy. Or is she? Soon, Eli will discover what comes around goes around, and those we are connected to share a bond with us that cannot be broken. As Eli seeks the mystery of this new Ivy's connection to him, he will come face to face with the vampire who killed his wife. And he will face the hard truth of why she died and how he might be to blame.

Boys that Bite

Author : Mari Mancusi
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110111777X
Total Pages : 187 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Boys that Bite written by Mari Mancusi and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-04-04 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Okay, so technically she can’t because I’m immortal. Well, not yet. See, due to the worst case of mistaken identity with my dark-side-loving twin sister at a Goth club called Club Fang, Magnus, a vampire hottie, went for my innocent neck instead of hers. Now if I don’t reverse it in time, Magnus will be my blood mate forever and I’m doomed to be a blood-gulping, pasty, daylight-hating vampire. Believe me, it seriously bites. After the unfortunate slaying of the vampire leader, it’s up to me, my sister, and Magnus to find the one thing that can solve my problem—the Holy Grail. No joke. I seriously hope I can get out of this in time, because somehow, I scored the hottest prom date in my school, the mouth-watering Jake Wilder. And I do not want to be a vampire for the prom—let alone the rest of eternity...

Bite Me

Author : Linsey Hall
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (382 download)

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Download or read book Bite Me written by Linsey Hall and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-17 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I've got one thing to say to the fated mate who wants to kill me: Bite Me. I can handle anyone who walks into my pub. Except him--the most powerful vampire who ever lived. The First. Dark, damaged, and hot as hell. He says I'm his one and only Vampire Bride, and that five years ago, I buried him alive. Obviously he's crazy, because I don't remember any of that. All I know is that if I want to escape his vengeance, I have to help him infiltrate a deadly secret society. I'm going to use the time to prove that I didn't try to kill him, and that I'm not his Vampire Bride. Because if I am, he'll kill me. But his wrath starts to falter as our mutual hate turns to heat. Now, I'm starting to wonder if maybe he's right. But whatever happens in the end, there's no escaping our twisted fate.

Interview with the Vampire

Author : Anne Rice
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345337662
Total Pages : 369 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (453 download)

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Download or read book Interview with the Vampire written by Anne Rice and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1991-09-13 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The spellbinding classic that started it all, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author—the inspiration for the hit television series “A magnificent, compulsively readable thriller . . . Rice begins where Bram Stoker and the Hollywood versions leave off and penetrates directly to the true fascination of the myth—the education of the vampire.”—Chicago Tribune Here are the confessions of a vampire. Hypnotic, shocking, and chillingly sensual, this is a novel of mesmerizing beauty and astonishing force—a story of danger and flight, of love and loss, of suspense and resolution, and of the extraordinary power of the senses. It is a novel only Anne Rice could write.

Bite Marks

Author : Terence Taylor
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1429931485
Total Pages : 404 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Bite Marks written by Terence Taylor and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2009-09-23 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A teenage runaway is killed by a sadistic vampire with the pathology of a serial killer, who has stalked her family for over a decade. Brought back to life to feed on her child, she's killed again -- but not before reviving her first victim, her firstborn. The undead infant escapes, triggering a citywide search for a vampire baby whose existence threatens to expose the entire vampire society. And they will stop at nothing to make sure that doesn't happen. In the downtown art world/club scene of New York City, Steven and Lori, an artist and a writer, are in the middle of a bad break up. Instead of being able to simply move on, they are stuck with each other, bound by a contract to do a book on vampires. When they stumble across the real thing, will their feelings for each other intensify as they're reunited to battle monsters they scarcely believe exist?

A Bite to Remember

Author : Lynsay Sands
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061739138
Total Pages : 454 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)

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Download or read book A Bite to Remember written by Lynsay Sands and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-03-17 with total page 454 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rule #1: Never get involved with someone who won't be there for you when the sun comes up. Once bitten, twice shy, and sexy PI Jackie Morrisey wasn't going there again. Vincent Argeneau may be the hottest guy she's ever met, living or dead, but she's here to stop a killer from turning this vampire into dust, not to jump into bed with him. Rule #2: Never kiss a vampire . . . it can be a pain in the neck. Okay, so Vincent's had four hundred years to perfect his kissing skills, and he does look rather tempting when he runs around the house shirtless. He's also charming, protective . . . did we mention he can kiss? Jackie needs to be on her guard, or else she'll have to come up with a new rule: If you're going to fall in love with a vampire, make sure it's a bite to remember.

LIFE Vampires

Author : LIFE Magazine
Publisher : Time Home Entertainment
ISBN 13 : 1547859644
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (478 download)

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Download or read book LIFE Vampires written by LIFE Magazine and published by Time Home Entertainment. This book was released on 2021-10-08 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This special edition from the editors of LIFE Magazine examines our long fascination with vampires; shows how vampire bats live and thrive; opens the book of 'Dracula' and revisits some of history's greatest cinematic portrayals of vampires.

The Psychic Vampire Codex

Author : Michelle A Belanger
Publisher : Weiser Books
ISBN 13 : 9781578633210
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (332 download)

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Download or read book The Psychic Vampire Codex written by Michelle A Belanger and published by Weiser Books. This book was released on 2004-07-01 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Psychic Vampire Codex is the first book to examine the phenomenon and experience of modern vampirism completely from the vampire's perspective. Father Sebastiaan, a fellow vampire writes in the foreword that Michelle Belanger's system "introduced a breath of fresh air into the vampire subculture. It freed us to look at ourselves in a new light, and it also helped those outside our community to view us differently. No longer were we parasites or predators . . . we could use our inborn abilities to help people heal." Psychic vampires are people who prey on the vital, human life energies of others. They are not believed to be undead. They are mortal people whose need for energy metaphorically connects them to the life-stealing predators of vampire myth. In The Psychic Vampire Codex, Michelle Belanger, author and psychic vampire, introduces readers to the fascinating system of energy work used by vampires themselves and provides the actual codex text widely used by the vampire community for instruction in feeding and other techniques. Belanger also examines the ethics of vampirism and offers readers methods of protection from vampires. The Psychic Vampire Codex explodes all preconceptions and myths about who and what psychic vampires really are and reveals a vital and profound spiritual tradition based on balance, rebirth, and an integral relationship with the spirit world.

One More Bite

Author : Jennifer Rardin
Publisher : Orbit
ISBN 13 : 0316040762
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book One More Bite written by Jennifer Rardin and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2009-01-05 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Jaz Parks. I've already smoked the guy who was the pain in the CIA's you-know-what for the past few years. But now, in the power vacuum left by the death of Edward "The Raptor"Samos, a struggle for supremacy has begun between his former allies. The CIA feels the balance must be maintained. So when an agent planted among the Weres discovers a plot to assassinate the Coven's leader, my vampire boss and I are brought in to take out the woman hired to do the deed, a killer who might be as wily and Gifted as ourselves. So it's off to the Scottish Highlands for some twisted fun among murderers, demons and half-crazed relatives. Sometimes being a top-secret CIA assassin isn't all it's cracked up to be.