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I Wondered Why The Baseball Kept Getting Bigger Then It Hit Me
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Book Synopsis I Wondered why the Baseball Kept Getting Bigger... Then it Hit Me. by : I P Daily
Download or read book I Wondered why the Baseball Kept Getting Bigger... Then it Hit Me. written by I P Daily and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-19 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grab this journal for any comedian that writes down all their good jokes. Perfect gift for the stand-up comedian in your life. Great for all ages. This is a lined journal (6x9) inches in size. 100 pages with a glossy cover.
Book Synopsis Behold the King by : Lora Mae Miller
Download or read book Behold the King written by Lora Mae Miller and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 568 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While at a conference at O.R.U., Oral Roberts gave a sermon where he named Jesus in every book of the Bible. Lora was fascinated at the concept. At the prompting of the Holy Spirit, she painted a portrait of Jesus for every book of the Bible. Friends encouraged her to share some of the wonderful experiences with the Holy Spirit – thus, “Behold the King” became a reality.
Download or read book Call Me Crazy written by Phil Bunton and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes Unleashed by : Chip Gallagher
Download or read book Dad Jokes Unleashed written by Chip Gallagher and published by Chip Gallagher. This book was released on 2024-04-16 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect gift for any dad! Or anyone who likes goofy jokes. Over 400 puns, riddles and eye-rolling Dad Jokes. This is a perfect gift for dads, new dads, grandfathers, and all dad experts. This funny gift is ideal coming from any daughter, son, wife or partner. Makes a fantastic gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, or just to have a good laugh anytime. Great selection of knee slapping, head shaking, and eye rolling quips!
Download or read book Sports Talk written by Colin McNairn and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2017-02-24 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s game on in uncovering the many sports-inspired terms, expressions, sayings and images that populate our everyday language! That’s the challenge that this book takes on, using a playbook for each sport. It kicks off with an opening run through the game of football, then it’s out of the gate with wire-to-wire coverage of horse racing. After going for the fences and covering all the bases in the sport of baseball, the ball is kept rolling, despite many a sticky wicket, through the long-running game of cricket. A blow-by-blow account of the sweet science of boxing is followed by play-by-play accounts of 35 more sports that have been added to the roster. At the finish line, the top three sports, are scored on their relative contributions to everyday language, and declared win, place and show. The discussion is enlivened by lots of sports humour and anecdotes along with quotations from sports personalities some of which may sound quite familiar, much like déjà vu all over again.
Book Synopsis Worlds.Funniest.Emails.con by : Hodder Moa
Download or read book Worlds.Funniest.Emails.con written by Hodder Moa and published by Hodder Moa. This book was released on 2011-10-25 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Worlds.Funniest.Emails.con. A collection of humorous jokes and anecdotes.
Book Synopsis The Truth, the Way and the Life by : Dr. Davis E. Lindsay
Download or read book The Truth, the Way and the Life written by Dr. Davis E. Lindsay and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2016-08-30 with total page 149 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired? Would you like to decrease your stress and increase your energy? Would you like to truly be healthy in your body, mind, and spirit? Would you like to know the truth? This book attempts to present the truth about health based on timeless principles and the latest scientific research. This book does not promise any easy, quick-fix solutions, just real, honest, and proven methods that you can use to be as healthy as possible. God has great things planned for your life, and using these principles will allow you to break free from fear, ignorance, and bad habits. Knowing the truth and following the way of health sets you free to live the abundant life that you deserve.
Book Synopsis Vocabulary Assessment to Support Instruction by : Margaret G. McKeown
Download or read book Vocabulary Assessment to Support Instruction written by Margaret G. McKeown and published by Guilford Publications. This book was released on 2017-07-19 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The importance of teaching and assessing vocabulary -- A new perspective for thinking about vocabulary -- Surveying the state of vocabulary assessment -- Which words and word meanings should we teach and assess? -- How should we assess vocabulary? -- Classroom practices for vocabulary instruction -- The role of technology to support adaptive, flexible, and scalable assessments -- Resources for developing a nation of word learners
Book Synopsis Motivation in Grammar and the Lexicon by : Klaus-Uwe Panther
Download or read book Motivation in Grammar and the Lexicon written by Klaus-Uwe Panther and published by John Benjamins Publishing. This book was released on 2011-06-29 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Language structure and use are largely shaped by cognitive processes such as categorizing, framing, inferencing, associative (metonymic), and analogical (metaphorical) thinking, and – mediated through cognition – by bodily experience, emotion, perception, action, social/communicative interaction, culture, and the internal ecology of the linguistic system itself. The contributors to the present volume demonstrate how these language-independent factors motivate grammar and the lexicon in a variety of languages such as English, German, French, Italian, Hungarian, Russian, Croatian, Japanese, and Korean. The volume will be of great interest to students and scholars in cognitive and functional linguistics.
Book Synopsis Dr. O.K.and's Wit, Wisdom and Whatever by : Otis K LoVette
Download or read book Dr. O.K.and's Wit, Wisdom and Whatever written by Otis K LoVette and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-09-02 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book Delisted
Book Synopsis The Funny Bone Companion by : Carl Middione
Download or read book The Funny Bone Companion written by Carl Middione and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-12-17 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of funny jokes and stories designed to entertain and make you laugh or cry.
Book Synopsis The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1 by : Neil Hutchison
Download or read book The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1 written by Neil Hutchison and published by Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 582 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile
Book Synopsis Centauri: The Novel! by : Martin Avery
Download or read book Centauri: The Novel! written by Martin Avery and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-07-05 with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Centauri: The Novel! is a contemporary story with a universal theme and a compelling plot about a strong, sympathetic child who grows through the course of the story.
Book Synopsis A Peacock Speaks Again by : Donald J. Peacock
Download or read book A Peacock Speaks Again written by Donald J. Peacock and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-02-17 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Peacock Speaks Again is a collection of forty fictional short stories ranging from authors trying to get published to stories about people in various situations as well as stories based on puns. Many of the stories have surprise endings as well as some with happy endings between people. It also includes some holiday stories.
Book Synopsis The Strangely Pink Kayak by : Robert Lynch
Download or read book The Strangely Pink Kayak written by Robert Lynch and published by LifeRich Publishing. This book was released on 2020-11-17 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book of poems is, at times, a journal of some of my experiences, although sometimes it is tongue-in-cheek, or wishful thinking. It probably reflects accurately how an older person with years under his belt assesses life. (though, sometimes, its just goofiness). That’s what life should be.. serious, happy, and silly.
Book Synopsis Finding Your Funny Muscle by : Mike Lukas
Download or read book Finding Your Funny Muscle written by Mike Lukas and published by Merlin Makes Publishing. This book was released on 2023-05-15 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The blueprint for how to be funny.” - Charna Halpern, author of TRUTH IN COMEDY & ART BY COMMITTEE. “Deceptively simple techniques.” - Kelly Leonard, The Second City (Exec. VP, President of Theatricals), “Yes And” (co-author), “Getting to Yes, And” (host). “A must-read for anyone looking to upgrade their humor game.” - Peter McGraw, coauthor of The Humor Code. ________________________ When a joke flops…It hurts. Nothing beats getting big, genuine laughs from a room full of people. But when a joke doesn’t land, your confidence takes a hit, and it feels like you’ve let everybody down. Figuring out why a joke didn't work and trying again is what makes you funnier. You could try grinding it out on your own, hoping you’ll get lucky. Or you could get serious about your sense of humor. With a career spanning a quarter of a century, veteran comedian and comedy coach Mike Lukas (Tonight Show, Comedy Central, Second City, CBS Radio) strips comedy down to the bone. In Finding Your Funny Muscle, Mike shows you how to “flex” your ideas into funny, original, and relatable humor that gets big laughs—and makes you memorable for the right reasons. His proven blueprint includes: How to develop your own brand of comedy by answering just four questions. Five ways a ‘Comedy Lens’ helps you create original punchlines. The exact joke framework pro comics have used to build their careers. How to come up with A+ material—fast—using the Humor Blueprint. 36 Humor Heightening Devices to consistently create fresh material. A simple technique to avoid freezing and easily remember your ‘bits’. All the laugh-getting tips and tactics from Mike’s 24-year career as a pro comedian, improviser, and comedy coach. Whether you’re a fan of comedy, an aspiring joke-slinger, or a working pro with an ‘itch’ to make it big, Finding Your Funny Muscle reveals the hard-won truth: you can learn to be funnier. _______________________ “Lukas really knows what he's talking about.” - Brian Stack, Writers Guild Award Winning / Emmy Nominated writer for Conan O’Brien, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, actor, comedian. "Mike Lukas is a brilliant, hyper-observant comic.” - Rich Talarico, writer/producer Key & Peele, MADtv, SNL, The Tonight Show, Second City. “This is the blueprint for how to create an act that will be 100% your own.” Eddie Clark, comedian & actor (Law & Order, Exiled, Orange Is the New Black, A&E, OPTIMUM ONLINE).
Download or read book You've Got e-Mail written by Joe Collins and published by Joe Collins. This book was released on with total page 79 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains a collection of Emails that have been collected by myself that contains strong language. There is another book in the series you might find as funny: You’ve got e-Texts. I’m sure you’ll LOL with this one too.
