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I Want To Wish You A Merry Christmas From The Bottom Of My Butt

Author : Krazed Scribblers
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781697437690
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (376 download)

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Download or read book I Want To Wish You A Merry Christmas From The Bottom Of My Butt written by Krazed Scribblers and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be unique with this one of kind journal; unlike anything else. Give a journal card which makes a long lasting gift for that special person to remember you. This journal features tons of room inside for writing notes, doodling, drawings and ideas. It can be used as a notebook, writing journal or small composition book for school, work, home or quiet time. This paperback journal is 6" x 9" and has 100 pages that is lined ruled. Stocking Stuffers & Gift Baskets Birthday & Christmas Gifts Graduation & End of School Year Gifts Summer Travel & Vacations Wife Gifts Husband Gifts Spouse Gifts If you are looking for a different book, make sure to click on the author name for other great journal ideas. Fill The Journal With: Dream & Nightmare Journals Food & Diet Diaries Creative Hand Writing Notebooks Penmanship and Cursive Practice Homework or Summer School Projects Church Prayer Journals Doodle Scribble Diaries School & Class Notebooks Stationary For Letter Writing & Family Notes Quiet Time Coloring Home Schooling Notebooks

Made for Me

Author : Kathryn R. Biel
Publisher : Kathryn R. Biel
ISBN 13 : 0997193921
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (971 download)

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Download or read book Made for Me written by Kathryn R. Biel and published by Kathryn R. Biel. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: INDIEREADER AWARD WINNER FOR BEST CHICK LIT! " MADE FOR ME by Kathryn Biel is like your favorite binge-worthy television series--a fun reality show romp bursting with drama, romance, and high fashion." READER'S FAVORITE AWARD WINNER! "This is what I think of when I think 'Chick Lit.' Light, easy, fun, funny, and something I smile about every time I think of it. It will leave you wanting just a little bit more. I highly recommend MADE FOR ME." I've committed a cardinal sin in my traditional Italian family. I'm 29 and unmarried. Not only that, but I'm now jobless and homeless and moving back into my parents' basement. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so applying for a reality TV fashion show seems like a good idea. And it is, until I find myself on the show, Made for Me, tasked with designing a wedding gown for a princess. It's pretty apparent I'm the underdog here—vanilla in a sea of thirty-one flavors—but I need to prove to everyone, most of all myself, that I can do this. And I know I can, if only I could focus on designing instead of falling in love. Maybe, just maybe, I can do both?

Nyagra's Falls

Author : Michelle Valentine
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 147671150X
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book Nyagra's Falls written by Michelle Valentine and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-11 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a peek into Nyagra's story—a story about friendship, family, and love—about emotions over material things and about finding love and happiness in a place never imagined. Nyagra Ensley is beautiful, smart, and very successful. In a word, she's damn near perfect. But it's lonely at the top because perfection can only tolerate perfection. That means only the "perfect" man will do. But searching for a soul mate repeatedly turns her life topsy-turvy. While her career is booming, her love life has as much spark as a firecracker in a swimming pool. As she continues her quest, the more disappointing, depressing—but humorous—her life becomes. All this searching has made her tired. She vows to loosen up and become less superficial for the New Year. Her resolution activates her ability to view people for who they are on the inside and unlocks the door for a man that doesn't fit her every criterion—or does he?

The Shirt off His Back

Author : Parry EbonySatin Brown
Publisher : One World
ISBN 13 : 0345491246
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (454 download)

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Download or read book The Shirt off His Back written by Parry EbonySatin Brown and published by One World. This book was released on 2006-01-31 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “An animating, heartwarming look into the life of single parenthood.”—Black Issues Book Review After a brief relationship in college, Catherine and Terry found themselves the parents of twin baby girls. A reluctant mother from the start, Catherine quickly abandoned the children for a successful career overseas. With the help of family and friends, Terry has raised the twins by himself, and now, eleven years later, he’s about to expand his family by marrying Jackie, herself a single parent. Suddenly realizing she needs a better family image to advance her career, Catherine shows up and demands custody of the twins. But Terry will not give them up without a fight. Engagingly blending humor and drama, Parry “EbonySatin” Brown has written an entertaining novel of friendship, romance, and one man’s determination to keep his family together. “Parry ‘EbonySatin’ Brown has done a superb job in her debut novel of portraying a strong man doing exactly what he needs to do.”—Booklist

One Year To Forever (Halos & Horns: Book Four)

Author : Lori Leger
Publisher : Cajunflair Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 141 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book One Year To Forever (Halos & Horns: Book Four) written by Lori Leger and published by Cajunflair Publishing. This book was released on 2015-06-29 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One year is nothing compared to forever . . . Haley Broussard, a pretty little auburn haired beauty from southeast Texas, is full of sauce and determination. She’s determined to win barrel races with her horse, Dakota, to finish college, and never to date a military man. Until recently, she’d spent her entire adult life worrying about her much older brother, a career Marine of twenty years. When a USMC Corporal rescues Haley from a drunken partner in a local club, she experiences a change in attitude, as well as heart. Louisiana man, Ben Bonin has never taken his relationship with women seriously. After joining the military at nineteen years old, he’d thought it best not to have a girl waiting on him at home. It was bad enough having his family and friends worrying about him during his first deployment to Afghanistan. One sight of Haley has him thinking otherwise. After a whirlwind two week romance, we find the couple facing the heartbreak of his departure. Can Ben survive seven months of dangerous missions to come home to her? And if he does, will she be there waiting for him? Book includes a secondary storyline involving Haley’s brother, retired Marine Sergeant, Matthew “Tex” Broussard, and the women in his life. This is book four of the Halos & Horns series, set in Louisiana with characters from Louisiana and Texas.

A Modern Gay Christmas Carol Parody

Author : Rod Mandelli
Publisher : Gayrotica Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Modern Gay Christmas Carol Parody written by Rod Mandelli and published by Gayrotica Press. This book was released on with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The holiday classic has never been quite this fabulous! It's now the gayest Christmas story ever told. This modern gay adaptation of A Christmas Carol is filled with humor, dirty double entendres, and just the right amount of "Bah, humpstud!" This irreverent parody starts off with miserly Ebeneezer Scrooge refusing to let his underpaid, under-appreciated employee Bob Cratchit turn up the heat in the drafty office on Christmas Eve, pointing out that there are other ways for Bob to keep warm and keep his job at the same time! The fun continues from there with new twists on all your favorite classic characters and situations. Enjoy an all gay cast of characters along with the familiar structure, lines of classic dialogue, and the overall story of redemption you remember from the original. Read A Modern Gay Christmas Carol Parody - you'll have a dickens of a time! Editor's Note: This version contains the full modern gay adaptation of A Christmas Carol without the explicit scenes found in Rod Mandelli's raunchier version. If you would prefer the version with graphic gay sex descriptions, please look for the title A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol: The Complete Collection.

Three Ways Home

Author : Casey Kurtti
Publisher : Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780573690822
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (98 download)

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Download or read book Three Ways Home written by Casey Kurtti and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 1989 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This haunting drama consists of inter locking monologues by a black woman, her disturbed teenaged son, and Sharon, a white social worker. Dawn is a streetwise super mom with four kids. The other three are fine, but Frankie is falling into a self destructive fantasy world peopled by supernatural buddies. The social worker tries to help Dawn and Frankie and becomes truly committed. At first, Dawn resists Sharon's help. Gradually the two women become friends united in a common goal: to save Frankie."--Publisher's website.

I'll Take My Chances

Author : Gary Turner
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1525521284
Total Pages : 170 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book I'll Take My Chances written by Gary Turner and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2018-05-25 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Evil had to be defeated and he had a responsibility to help. Now it was too late to do anything but spend the lives of millions of young men to defeat this new Dark Age. The mountains were witness to Sidney's determination to stand tall against the darkness. "Those mountains have always been there. They can be my memorial if I don't come back." This family story spans five generations through the Indian Wars of the Dakotas and Montana, both world wars and Vietnam. It speaks to the heartbreak war often brings when young men roll the dice to answer the call of duty. The story weaves tales of separation, unrequited love, intense romance and devotion to promises and honour. At it's heart, this is an anti war story that illustrates how family can be devastated by conflict while also speaking to the healing of spirit that passes from one generation to the next.

The Ever After of Ella and Micha

Author : Jessica Sorensen
Publisher : Forever
ISBN 13 : 1455582670
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)

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Download or read book The Ever After of Ella and Micha written by Jessica Sorensen and published by Forever. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the #1 New York Times bestselling author Jessica Sorensen comes a story of change, hope, and unbreakable vows. The day Ella has waited for is just around the corner. It's the day she'll marry Micha, the love of her life, the light that guided her out of the darkness. It looks like it will be the perfect Christmas-until an unexpected package arrives with a harsh reminder of Ella's past. Suddenly Ella doesn't feel as confident about her future. Can she really have a "happily-ever-after" if she's never even seen one? Micha will stand by Ella no matter what she's going through-though he worries that she might leave him standing at the altar again. When he's offered a once-in-a-lifetime chance to tour with his favorite bands for three months, Micha knows he can't leave Ella behind. But can he ask her to uproot her life to join him on the road? Now Ella and Micha must find a way to balance their fears, their dreams, and their love . . . if they ever want to hear wedding bells.

Icebreaker

Author : Hannah Grace
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1398525693
Total Pages : 424 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (985 download)

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Download or read book Icebreaker written by Hannah Grace and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-11-22 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: COMING IN SUMMER 2024, DAYDREAM, THE BRAND NEW HANNAH GRACE MAPLE HILLS NOVEL - PRE-ORDER NOW! A TikTok sensation! Sparks fly when a competitive figure skater and hockey team captain are forced to share a rink. Anastasia Allen has worked her entire life for a shot at Team USA. It looks like everything is going according to plan when she gets a full scholarship to the University of California, Maple Hills and lands a place on their competitive figure skating team. Nothing will stand in her way, not even the captain of the hockey team, Nate Hawkins. Nate’s focus as team captain is on keeping his team on the ice. Which is tricky when a facilities mishap means they are forced to share a rink with the figure skating team—including Anastasia, who clearly can’t stand him. But when Anastasia’s skating partner faces an uncertain future, she may have to look to Nate to take her shot. Sparks fly, but Anastasia isn’t worried . . . because she could never like a hockey player, right?

Lightness In My Dark

Author : Denise Baer
Publisher : Baer Books Press
ISBN 13 : 1958343064
Total Pages : 267 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (583 download)

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Download or read book Lightness In My Dark written by Denise Baer and published by Baer Books Press. This book was released on 2022-08-08 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Three-Year Marriage Contract. Financial Freedom. All she has to do is sign on the dotted line. Finn Trevino’s principal goal is to become CEO of his family’s business at Trevino Holdings. To do so, he needs to change his ways. Finn is like the calm before the storm—magnetic energy—waiting to release its force. He has everything, except a trustworthy wife to devote her time to him and keep his secrets. Knotted by her clandestine past, Wren Jagger keeps to herself, preferring quiet and appearing reserved to those around. By accident, Wren stumbles her way into Finn’s life after losing her job. She does not know how much she’ll have to weather the storm and prays it will break soon. If she survives Finn’s behavior, she’ll be financially set for life. For the volatile Finn to crack, and the battered Wren to trust, they must become the lightness in each other’s dark. Author’s Note: Lightness In My Dark is a standalone, slow burn, steamy, dark contemporary romance sprinkled with humor. My characters are flawed and reckless. They’re tangled and raunchy… and sometimes downright adorable. The story delves into unpleasant but real issues. It contains adult content and triggers. Reader discretion is advised. If you want a list of warnings, please visit authordenisebaer.com.

The Vietnam War Trilogy

Author : John M. Del Vecchio
Publisher : Warriors Publishing Group
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1879 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Download or read book The Vietnam War Trilogy written by John M. Del Vecchio and published by Warriors Publishing Group. This book was released on 2017-02-27 with total page 1879 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three classic novels by John M. Del Vecchio about Vietnam, Cambodia, and the aftermath of war. A classic combat novel and National Book Award finalist, The 13th Valley follows the terrifying Vietnam combat experiences of James Chelini, a telephone-systems installer who finds himself an infantryman in the North Vietnamese Army–infested mountains of the I Corps Tactical Zone. Spiraling deeper and deeper into a world of conflict and darkness, this harrowing account plunges Chelini into jungle warfare and traces his evolution from semi-pacifist to all-out, combat-crazed soldier. The seminal novel on the Vietnam experience, The 13th Valley is a classic that illuminates the war in Southeast Asia like no other book. Some reviewers have called For the Sake of All Living Things the most terrifying book they have ever read. This saga follows a rural Cambodian family—father Chhoun; his beautiful daughter, Vathana; and his young son, Samnang, who becomes the Khmer Rouge yothea Met Nang—from the mid-sixties through the escalation of the civil war, into the horrors of the holocaust, and finally to the country’s quest for rebirth. Documenting their story is American Special Forces Captain John Sullivan who served with the Military Equipment Delivery Team, and who has fallen in love with Vathana. Carry Me Home brings the troops back to America—a nation confused and divided by the wars in Southeast Asia. In this poignant epic, Del Vecchio transports a group of soldiers to their final battlefield: the home front. High Meadow Farm, in the fertile hill country of central Pennsylvania, becomes their salvation. In Vietnam they had been brothers in arms. Now, in the face of personal tragedy and bureaucratic deception, they create an even deeper allegiance—one of the spirit and of the land. This is the remarkable story of the veterans’ struggle to find one another and themselves. In its scope, breadth, and brilliance, Carry Me Home is much more than a novel about Vietnam vets; it is a testament to history and hope, to hometowns and homecomings, to love and loss, and to faith and family. It is an inspiring and unforgettable novel about America itself.

The Christmas Ranch

Author : David A. Ward
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1543434649
Total Pages : 151 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (434 download)

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Download or read book The Christmas Ranch written by David A. Ward and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2017-07-31 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Christmas Ranch is a modern-day Western. Based on a horse-and-cattle ranch outside of Roundup, Montana, the daughter of TJ Dawson is violently raped and left for dead. TJ and two friends go looking for the culprits that expand over three states. What happens after they catch the bad guys occupy the rest of the book. Its about a family that goes through hell and is blown apart but able to come together again. The book is not meant for children. Its full of twists and turns to keep the reader guessing.

Someday

Author : Smith E. Wood
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
ISBN 13 : 143491125X
Total Pages : 486 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (349 download)

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Download or read book Someday written by Smith E. Wood and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2011-09 with total page 486 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perhaps William Ramon Daniel Chang was always destined to live a life full of heartache, hardships, and turmoil. His mother, who herself was abandoned by her own mother, treated little Willie and his father, Ramon, badly. She was more in love with alcohol and fornicating with random men than spending time with her family.

On the Road Deluxe (movie tie-in)

Author : Jack Kerouac
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101627476
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book On the Road Deluxe (movie tie-in) written by Jack Kerouac and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-12-04 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jack Kerouac's groundbreaking novel—soon to be a major motion picture with a star-studded cast This Deluxe edition includes clips and stills from the movie, maps, notes on the original screenplay, and exclusive interviews with director Walter Salles and castmembers Kristen Stewart, Viggo Mortensen, and Kirsten Dunst. In what is sure to be one of the major cinematic events of 2012, Jack Kerouac's legendary Beat classic, On the Road, will finally hit the big screen. Directed by Walter Salles (The Motorcycle Diaries; Paris, Je T'Aime) and with a cast of some of Hollywood's biggest stars, including Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga), Sam Riley, Garrett Hedlund, Kirsten Dunst, Amy Adams (Julie & Julia, The Fighter), Tom Sturridge, and Viggo Mortensen (the Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Road), the film will attract new fans who will be inspired by Kerouac's revolutionary masterwork.

Delphi Complete Works of Jack Kerouac (Illustrated)

Author : Jack Kerouac
Publisher : Delphi Classics
ISBN 13 : 1801701040
Total Pages : 3339 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Delphi Complete Works of Jack Kerouac (Illustrated) written by Jack Kerouac and published by Delphi Classics. This book was released on 2023-03-08 with total page 3339 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jack Kerouac was an American novelist, poet and leader of the Beat movement. His iconic masterpiece ‘On the Road’ exacted a broad cultural influence, capturing the spirit of its time as no other work of the 20th century had done since ‘The Great Gatsby’. Kerouac’s insistence upon ‘First thought, best thought’ and his refusal to revise was controversial. He deemed revision as a form of literary lying, imposing a form farther away from the truth of the moment. His novels reveal a quest for pure, unadulterated language—the truth of the heart unobstructed by the lying of revision. His technique demonstrates an unusual writing style, neither haphazard nor sloppy, but systematic in the most-individualised sense. For the first time in publishing history, this eBook presents Kerouac’s complete fictional works, with numerous illustrations, rare texts appearing in digital print for the first time, informative introductions and bonus material. (Version 1)* Beautifully illustrated with images relating to Kerouac’s life and works * Concise introductions to the major texts * All 15 novels and novellas, with individual contents tables * Features rare novels appearing for the first time in digital publishing * Images of how the books were first published, giving your eReader a taste of the original texts * Excellent formatting of the texts * Rare poetry texts * Easily locate the poems you want to read * Includes Kerouac’s seminal non-fiction collection, ‘Lonesome Traveler’ * Ordering of texts into chronological order and genresPlease note: the poetry published after Kerouac’s death cannot appear in this edition, due to copyright restrictions.CONTENTS:The Novels The Town and the City (1950) On the Road (1957) The Dharma Bums (1958) Doctor Sax (1959) Maggie Cassidy (1959) Book of Dreams (1960) Big Sur (1962) Visions of Gerard (1963) Desolation Angels (1965) Vanity of Duluoz (1968) Visions of Cody (1972)The Novellas The Subterraneans (1958) Tristessa (1960) Satori in Paris (1966) Pic (1971)The Poetry Mexico City Blues (1959) The Scripture of the Golden Eternity (1960) Old Angel Midnight (1973)The Non-Fiction Lonesome Traveler (1960)Please visit www.delphiclassics.com to browse through our range of exciting titles or to purchase this eBook as a Parts Edition of individual eBooks

Fat & Funny

Author : Michael Supe Granda
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1665554517
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (655 download)

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Download or read book Fat & Funny written by Michael Supe Granda and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2022-06-22 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Not every old man turns into Walter Matthau or Jack Lemmon. Grumpy is not an option, here”, cites the author. “Many old men enjoy being funny, old guys, who like to laugh a lot and jolly about”. If any of this pertains to you, you’ve come to the right place. Read on. There are only two requirements to being a professional Santa Claus: 1) be fat and 2) be funny. If you can check these two boxes - and you’re an old, chunky guy with a white beard – it’s possible to make a little extra cash for your holidays. You will also have a whole lot of fun. If any of this rings true with you, read on. This gig is quite seasonal. On Dec. 26, it’s over. Then, you go on an eleven-month vacation, until next Thanksgiving. You will read about large, drunken, corporate bashes in fancy restaurants. You’ll read about small, intimate family gatherings around the fireplace. Both are wonderfully festive, in their own ways. You will read about impromptu encounters in the frozen food section of the grocery store, as well as the parking lot of the post office. You will read about the ‘ups’ (cheerful children, wanting new bikes) and the ‘downs’ (saddened children, wanting their parents to stop fighting). You will read about sparkling kids. You’ll read about obnoxious adults. For the past decade, Supe has portrayed Santa, treating it as a legitimate, lucrative gig. Here, he shares many of the nice (as well as, not so nice) things he’s seen with his mirror-image view through Kringle’s eyeglasses. Many times, he sees you before you see him. But, if ‘you’ want to try your hand at being ‘him’ - and you want to take it seriously - it’s a cool and rewarding side job. Read on, prancer. Read on, comet. Read on, reader.