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I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldnt Afford Then I Want To Move In With Them
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Book Synopsis It's Not So Funny When It's Your Money by : Stuart Horowitz
Download or read book It's Not So Funny When It's Your Money written by Stuart Horowitz and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2006-09 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No matter how knowledgeable and financially savvy we are, there are times we all lie in bed at night and wonder if we really know what we're doing with our money. In It's Not So Funny When It's Your Money, financial advisor Stuart Horowitz draws on a career's worth of anecdotes about real people in real-life situations (many of them all-too-familiar) and offers the perspective and advice we wished we had at the time -and are glad to have now. Whether you're at the beginning of the financial road and just starting a family, winding down your career, or well into retirement, you'll find something to recognize in the situations these characters find themselves in. So be prepared to laugh at yourself a little while you read about sensible ways to make decisions about your investments, retirement, income taxes, estate planning, and assets that are even harder to quantify: balance and peace of mind.
Book Synopsis I Want My Children to Have All the Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want to Move in with Them. by : Paper Wizard
Download or read book I Want My Children to Have All the Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want to Move in with Them. written by Paper Wizard and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether for your desk at home, your work or in your bag on the go this professionally designed 6" x 9" notebook provides the perfect platform for you to record your thoughts. The pre-lined pages are ready and waiting to be filled!Get one for yourself and give one as a gift, your friends, family members, co-workers and classmates will they will absolutely love it!
Book Synopsis The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 568 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With over 10,000 entries, arranged by topic and fully indexed, here is a giant new collection of witticisms and wisecracks for the 21st century. If you're looking for a bon mot for an after-dinner talk, struggling to put the finishing touches to a wedding speech or just want to cheer yourself and your mates up, this fabulous fat book provides all you'll ever need. Entries range from insults, put-downs, gags and one-liners to homespun philosophy, witty proverbs, movie quotes and graffiti. Among the contributors featured are Woody Allen, Dave Barry, P. J. O'Rourke, Winston Churchill, Will Rogers, Jay Leno, P. G. Wodehouse, Bill Cosby, W. C. Fields, Oscar Wilde, Spike Milligan, Groucho Marx, George Bernard Shaw and many more. Never be stuck for a good line again! 'Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.' P. J. O'Rourke 'I'm sure sex wouldn't be as rewarding as winning the World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good, but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.' Ronaldo
Book Synopsis Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations by : Gyles Brandreth
Download or read book Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations written by Gyles Brandreth and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2013-10-17 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writer, broadcaster, and wit Gyles Brandreth has completely revised Ned Sherrin's classic collection of wisecracks, one-liners, and anecdotes. With over 1,000 new quotations from all media, it's easy to find hilarious quotes on subjects ranging from Argument to Diets, from Computers to The Weather. Add sparkle to your speeches and presentations, or just enjoy a good laugh in company with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Joan Rivers, Kathy Lette, Frankie Boyle, and friends. 'Now we have the World Wide Web (the only thing I know of whose shortened form-www-takes three times longer to say than what it's short for)' Douglas Adams 'Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends' Woody Allen 'Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight' Phyllis Diller 'Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit' Elizabeth Gilbert 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it' Terry Pratchett 'Retreat, hell! We're only attacking in another direction' American general Oliver P. Smith
Book Synopsis Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old by : Steven Petrow
Download or read book Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old written by Steven Petrow and published by Citadel. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of David Sedaris and Nora Ephron, a humorous, irreverent, and poignant look at the gifts, stereotypes, and inevitable challenges of aging, based on award-winning journalist Steven Petrow's wildly popular New York Times essay, "Things I'll Do Differently When I Get Old." Soon after his 50th birthday, Petrow began assembling a list of “things I won’t do when I get old”—mostly a catalog of all the things he thought his then 70-something year old parents were doing wrong. That list, which included “You won’t have to shout at me that I’m deaf,” and “I won’t blame the family dog for my incontinence,” became the basis of this rousing collection of do’s and don’ts, wills and won’ts that is equal parts hilarious, honest, and practical. The fact is, we don’t want to age the way previous generations did. “Old people” hoard. They bore relatives—and strangers alike—with tales of their aches and pains. They insist on driving long after they’ve become a danger to others (and themselves). They eat dinner at 4pm. They swear they don’t need a cane or walker (and guess what happens next). They never, ever apologize. But there is another way... In Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old, Petrow candidly addresses the fears, frustrations, and stereotypes that accompany aging. He offers a blueprint for the new old age, and an understanding that aging and illness are not the same. As he writes, “I meant the list to serve as a pointed reminder—to me—to make different choices when I eventually cross the threshold to ‘old.’” Getting older is a privilege. This essential guide reveals how to do it with grace, wisdom, humor, and hope. And without hoarding. Praise for Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old: “Unbelievably witty and relatable, I alternated bursting into laughter and placing my hand over my face in horror thinking, Oh my God, is that me? I often say, at this age we have something young people can never have…wisdom. My dear friend, Steven Petrow, has wisdom to share in this honest, funny, wry guide to keep us young at heart, without desperately hanging onto our youth. I am buying this book for all of my friends!” —Suzanne Somers, New York Times bestselling author of A New Way to Age “Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old is an irreverent, funny, honest look at aging and all the things we take for granted as normal parts of aging. They don’t need to be. If you struggle with getting older and want to find a fresh perspective on lessons learned about what NOT to do as we age, and what TO do to stay young in heart, spirit, mind and body, read this book.” —Mark Hyman, MD, #1 New York Times bestseller author of The Blood Sugar Solution 10-Day Detox Diet, and Head of Strategy and Innovation at the Cleveland Clinic Center for Functional Medicine. “Steven Petrow resolved to do things differently than his parents had when he gets old because he wished they’d been able to enjoy life more. His solution? He created a list! In this book, he shares the secrets to living a full life regardless of our age. It's all about the decisions we make every day. My advice in a nutshell: Read this book and keep it handy.” —“Dear Abby” (Jeanne Phillips), nationally syndicated advice columnist “It’s never too early to imagine what your life will look like as you age. And as I once wrote, ‘We are not hostages to our fate.’ Petrow’s book will help you plan, think, and redefine what it means to get older—and even laugh while doing it.” —Andrew Weil, MD, New York Times bestselling author of Spontaneous Healing and Healthy Aging: A Lifelong Guide to Your Well-Being “Steven Petrow not only has a great attitude about life, he is wise about how to live it. Like me, he says we should embrace our one life 100% and not let a number—our age—get in the way of anything! Steven’s book will help you rethink the word “aging” and approach this next chapter with a positive and proactive attitude. Plus, this book is fun!” —Denise Austin, renowned fitness expert, author, and columnist “Steven’s writing feels like sitting with a friend—one who is unusually gracious, warm and frank.” —Carolyn Hax, author of the nationally syndicated advice column, Carolyn Hax Praise for Steven Petrow: "Steven Petrow's Complete Gay & Lesbian Manners helps gays and straights navigate the subtleties of the same-sex world." —People "Move over, Emily Post! When it comes to etiquette for members of the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community—as well as their straight friends, family members and coworkers--author and journalist Steven Petrow is the authority." —TIME "What could've easily become a novelty book has emerged as an exhaustively researched, essential resource thanks to advice columnist and etiquette expert Steven Petrow." —The Advocate "From having kids to planning funerals, Steven Petrow's Complete Gay & Lesbian Manners has most facets of gay life covered. Ms. Post would approve." —Entertainment Weekly "An indispensable refresher course...on what's proper in modern...life." —Kirkus Reviews
Download or read book Chaotic Joy written by Megan Breedlove and published by Revell. This book was released on 2014-04-08 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're waiting to live abundantly until the house is tidy, your kids are clean and well behaved, and you have plenty of free time to pursue a glamorous hobby, you may be waiting awhile. However, you don't have to wait for things to settle down to live the good life, because motherhood--with all its chaos--is the abundance God promised In Chaotic Joy, you will discover how to experience abundant life in the midst of the madness and mess. Find out what's keeping you from the joy and satisfaction you dreamed being a mom would bring, and learn how to recognize God's hand of blessing even through countless diaper changes, toddler meltdowns, and thousands of important tasks that clamor for your attention. Motherhood can be chaotic, for sure. But it's meant to be so much more.
Book Synopsis Uncle John's Canoramic Bathroom Reader by : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Download or read book Uncle John's Canoramic Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11-01 with total page 490 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The twenty-seventh Bathroom Reader in the beloved, bizarre trivia series with more than fifteen million copies in print! At a whopping 544 pages, Uncle John’s Canoramic Bathroom Reader is overflowing with everything that Bathroom Readers’ Institute fans have come to expect from this bestselling trivia series: fascinating history, silly science, obscure origins . . . plus fads, blunders, wordplay, quotes, and a few surprises (such as some of the “creative” methods people have used to pay off their alimony). And yes, Uncle John’s latest masterpiece is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your can! So hang on tight as you read about . . . • Hairy superstitions • Animals who act like people • The Mother of the Father of our Country • Really BIG Things • Eugene Vidocq—the world’s first private eye • Bill Gates and his “Toilet Challenge” • Unclassified: The story of the Freedom of Information Act • How to behave like a gentleman . . . 16th century style • Great Gushers: The world’s most incredible oil strikes • Who’s the Suzette in Crepe Suzette? • Happy Sewerage Day! And much, much more!
Book Synopsis Quotes to Live By by : Emma Careford
Download or read book Quotes to Live By written by Emma Careford and published by Paul Costelo. This book was released on 2015-03-17 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Women are strong, powerful, loving, caring, gentle, ruthless. We possess every strength and weakness you can think of. We are mothers, daughters, lovers, wives, sisters. We possess wisdom and wit. And you can see our wit, our wisdom, our capacity for life nowhere better than in these great quotations. 365 of them, split into months and days to live your life by. Inspirational quotes, motivational quotations, mother and daughter quotes, relationships, divorce, men, children; the power of women is served up in these life changing quotations. Racism, freedom, relationships, sex, family, mother daughter relationships and much, much more is covered in the pages of this gem. The first half of this inspirational book deals with family, with relationships, with mothers and their feelings. Agatha Christie on being a mother: “A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. It dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path. “ Jodi Picoult about her mother: “My mother... she is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her.” JK Rowling on the love of a mother: “Love as powerful as your mother’s for you leaves its own mark … to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever.” How about Florida Scott –Maxwell: “No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.” Or Phyllis Diller:" We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." The next 6 months gives you quotes from some of the greatest women that have ever lived. The great poet and advocate of women, Maya Angelou; the wonderful Germaine Greer, Susan B Anthony, Eleanor Roosevelt, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Helen Keller and Rosa Parks. There’s a mini biography to go with each one just in case you know nothing about them. Hang your head in shame! My thanks to Wikipedia for the mini biographies. Love quotes from Helen Keller: “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.” Inspirational quotes from Harriet Beecher Stowe;” The longest day must have its close - the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning.” Funny quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt:” I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.” Quotes about life from Maya Angelou; “I’ve learned that making a ‘living’ is not the same thing as ‘making a life’” and from Rosa Parks: “. Each person must live their life as a model for others.” And on sex and love from Germaine Greer: “I have always been principally interested in men for sex. I've always thought any sane woman would be a lover of women because loving men is such a mess. I have always wished I'd fall in love with a woman. Damn.” These only scratch the surface of the wisdom of women.365 great quotes to live your life by. Writers, artists, business women; women from all creeds, centuries and societies have their say. Oh, there is the occasional quote from a man but don’t let that put you off. We do need them sometimes, after all!
Book Synopsis Made to Move Mountains by : Kristen Welch
Download or read book Made to Move Mountains written by Kristen Welch and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life is an incredible journey with ups and downs. We soar, struggle, scale and stumble, and often stand at the edge of cliffs, afraid to step into the unknown, unsure of where we will land. But instead of running away, we are called by God to stand firm, muster up what faith we can, and take a step. Because we were made to move mountains. In this inspiring book, Kristen Welch calls you to step out in faith and climb the mountain in front of you--not because you are good enough or adequate or able, but because God makes a way where there is no way. With heartbreaking and hopeful personal stories, Scripture, and questions for contemplation, she draws you out of fear and into a holy confidence, showing you that the mountain in your path was put there on purpose, so that you could exercise--and grow--your faith.
Book Synopsis Children Learn What They Live by : Rachel Harris L.C.S.W., Ph.D.
Download or read book Children Learn What They Live written by Rachel Harris L.C.S.W., Ph.D. and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 1998-01-05 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The timeless New York Times bestselling guide to parenting that shows the power of inspiring values through example. A unique handbook to raising children with a compassionate, steady hand—and to giving them the support and confidence they need to thrive. Expanding on her universally loved poem “Children Learn What They Live,” Dorothy Law Nolte, with psychotherapist Rachel Harris, reveals how parenting by example—by showing, not just telling—instills positive, true values in children that they will carry with them throughout their lives. Addressing issues of security, self-worth, tolerance, honesty, fear, respect, fairness, patience, and more, this book of rare common sense will help a new generation of parents find their own parenting wisdom—and draw out their child’s immense inner resources. If children live with criticism they learn to condemn. If children live with sharing, they learn generosity. If children live with acceptance, they learn to love. And more wisdom.
Book Synopsis Mom and Dad, We Need to Talk by : Cameron Huddleston
Download or read book Mom and Dad, We Need to Talk written by Cameron Huddleston and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2019-06-25 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn to start open, productive talks about money with your parents as they age As your parents age, you may find that you want or need to broach the often-difficult subject of finances. In Mom and Dad, We Need to Talk: How to Have Essential Conversations with Your Parents About Their Finances, you’ll learn the best ways to approach this issue, along with a wealth of financial and legal information that will help you help your parents into and through their golden years. Sometimes parents are reluctant to address money matters with their adult children, and topics such as long-term care, retirement savings (or lack thereof), and end-of-life planning can be particularly touchy. In this book, you’ll hear from others in your position who have successfully had “the talk” with their parents, and you’ll read about a variety of conversation strategies that can make talking finances more comfortable and more productive. Learn conversation starters and strategies to open the lines of communication about your parents’ finances Discover the essential financial and legal information you should gather from your parents to be prepared for the future Gain insight from others’ stories of successfully talking money with aging parents Gather the courage, hope, and motivation you need to broach difficult subjects such as care facilities and end-of-life plans For children of Baby Boomers and others looking to assist aging parents with their finances, Mom and Dad, We Need to Talk is a welcome and comforting read. Although talking money with your parents can be hard, you aren’t alone, and this book will guide you through the process of having fruitful financial conversations that lead to meaningful action.
Book Synopsis From Broke to Breadwinner by : Janaki Chakravarthy
Download or read book From Broke to Breadwinner written by Janaki Chakravarthy and published by Morgan James Publishing. This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Broke to Breadwinner: A Single Mom’s Guide to Financial Independence and More provides 6 key ingredients that guide single moms to financial independence and beyond. Certified Life Coach and former IT consultant Janaki Chakravarthy shows single moms how to take charge of their life and their finances, while being the best parent for their children. With unique concepts such as ‘Guardian-mom’ and ‘Intentional Learning’, From Broke to Breadwinner is practical without being preachy and motivates single moms to overcome the hurdles in their lives.
Book Synopsis Remaining You While Raising Them by : Alli Worthington
Download or read book Remaining You While Raising Them written by Alli Worthington and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2023-08-08 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guilt-free guide that strips away the myths you've believed about motherhood and offers you a new way to think--about your kids, yourself, and being the mom you've always wanted to be. A recent Barna study stated that 80 percent of mothers are stressed out, 70 percent are tired, and 56 percent are overcommitted. This book is for them: every mom who feels overwhelmed, worried, stressed, overstimulated, tired, and strung out by all the demands of taking care of little--or not-so-little--humans. Bestselling author, life and business coach, and mom of five boys Alli Worthington believes too many moms have neglected to take care of arguably the one person who matters most: themselves. In Remaining You While Raising Them, Alli shares guilt-free, often hilarious, empowering, and research-informed advice to help you: Intentionally care for yourself--spiritually, emotionally, and physically--amidst the demands of motherhood Drop the "good mom" myths that have been stealing your happiness Take back your own identity by discovering the unique type of mom you are Let go of social pressure, conquer mom guilt, and stop toxic comparison once and for all Discover easy tools for building your confidence and developing a healthy mom mindset Raising children who are spiritually, emotionally, and physically healthy is essential, but to accomplish that heroic feat, mothers also need to be healthy in those areas. It's time to rediscover the beauty, the joy, and the sacred and secret art of confident motherhood together.
Book Synopsis My Life and How I Got Over! by : Jeanette Shaw
Download or read book My Life and How I Got Over! written by Jeanette Shaw and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-11-15 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains information concerning my life and how I got through the rough times. From a young age to my current years, there were some abuse, love, lost of trust, and hard times of raising seven kidsbeing a single parent with no help or any family members. Real names are not used in this book. Fictional names of the characters are used. Life is not a silly game and should not be preyed upon. Treat people with respect. If you cant help them, dont hurt them. Just move out of their way . . .
Book Synopsis Learn from the Heart by : Tony V. Pay
Download or read book Learn from the Heart written by Tony V. Pay and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-10-15 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This story is about two families who move to San Juan Island, Washington, and discover that their lives would be changed forever. The first family has three children and after many years of tragedy, the final blow results in a benefactor helping them to move to the island to better their lives. The second family is financially secure and thriving. The father has a good business, but the hectic and stressful demands of the business have taken its toll on his health. By moving to San Juan Island, the father would gain opportunities in the same line of work, but improve his health by living a slower pace of life. As these two families establish themselves and grow with each challenge they face, they find that their lives begin to intertwine in many ways. As you read this story, immerse yourself in the natural beauty of rugged island wonders and observe the heartwarming transformation of friendships that blossom into enduring love. This story may be fiction, but it could easily be true...
Book Synopsis What a Difference a Mom Makes by : Dr. Kevin Leman
Download or read book What a Difference a Mom Makes written by Dr. Kevin Leman and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every mom wants the best for her son. She wants him to succeed in life, to be a man of character, to find a good woman, to be a great dad. But sometimes boys are hard for moms to understand. Sometimes they're strange, annoying, and downright disgusting! Yet always they need a mother who is engaged and interested in them, because a mom is the most important person in a boy's life. In What a Difference a Mom Makes, New York Times bestselling author Dr. Kevin Leman uses his wit and wisdom to show Mom how to lay the groundwork that will allow her son to grow into a good man. Armed with Dr. Leman's expert advice and insight, Mom will gain an understanding of her boy at every stage, from that very first diaper change to the moment he leaves for college. Dr. Leman shows how to discipline a boy, how to command respect, how to let him fight his own battles, how to understand his sexuality, and how to weather the changes in the mother-son relationship as he grows up. Most of all, Leman shows Mom how to lighten up and have some fun along the way with that boy who will always have her heart.
Book Synopsis Done With The Crying by : Sheri McGregor
Download or read book Done With The Crying written by Sheri McGregor and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-30 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this encouraging book, Sheri McGregor helps parents of estranged adult children break free from emotional pain and move forward in their lives. With the latest research, her own experience, and insight from more than 9,000 parents, McGregor covers the growing trend of estranged adults from loving families. Devastated parents can be happy again.
