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Book Synopsis I Really Need to Pee by : Margarita Elizondo
Download or read book I Really Need to Pee written by Margarita Elizondo and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Princess On Wheels, teaches students who accessible bathroom stalls are made for and why it is important to leave these stalls open for people who really need them.
Book Synopsis I Really, Really Need a Wee! by : Karl Newson
Download or read book I Really, Really Need a Wee! written by Karl Newson and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bush Baby is in a fix. She didn't need a wee before she left home - now she needs one right away! Uh-oh! But what will she do if there's just nowhere to go? A pant-wettingly funny tale of determination and self-awareness.
Book Synopsis Clayton Parker Really Really REALLY Has to Pee by : Cinco Paul
Download or read book Clayton Parker Really Really REALLY Has to Pee written by Cinco Paul and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the screenwriter behind family favorites like Despicable Me and Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax comes a hilarious, rhyming picture book romp about knowing when to GO Clayton Parker can’t wait for his field trip to the zoo. When his teacher encourages the class to go before they go . . . Clayton rushes onto the bus and doesn’t give it a second thought. Little does he know . . . Clayton Parker really really REALLY has to pee. He discovers this as soon as he gets to the zoo. And he panics! Clayton needs a bathroom, and he needs one now! The first one he finds is broken. The next one isn’t much of a bathroom at all. What will Clayton do? A cautionary tale for the procrastinator in us all, this hilarious picture book romp will have readers vowing alongside Clayton Parker: “Before I go out anywhere, I’ll always try to pee.”
Download or read book I Need to Pee written by Neha Singh and published by Puffin. This book was released on 2018-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where do you go when you just have to go? Rahi simply loves slurping refreshing drinks, and so she always needs to pee. But boy, does she hate public loos! On her way to her aunt's in Meghalaya, she has to pee on a train as well as stop at a hotel and even the really scary public toilet at the bus depot! And when those around her refuse to help her with her troubles, her only saviour is her Book of Important Quotes. Travel with the cheeky Rahi and read all about her yucky, icky, sticky adventures in this quirky and vibrant book about the ever-relevant worry of having a safe and clean toilet experience.
Download or read book I Need to Wee! written by Sue Hendra and published by Aladdin. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the authors of Cake and Norman the Slug comes another wacky, laugh-out-loud picture book about a very special dance we have all had to do at some point in our lives! Alan the Bear has a problem. A big one. He really, really needs to wee. But things keep on getting in his way. With the help of his friends and a special dance, will Alan make it to the toilet in time?
Download or read book I Just Want to Pee Alone written by and published by Throat_punch Books. This book was released on 2013-02-27 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Subtitle on cover: A collection of hilarious essays about motherhood.
Book Synopsis To Pee or Not to Pee by : Pearl Chance Todreeme
Download or read book To Pee or Not to Pee written by Pearl Chance Todreeme and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Give your pregnancy brain a break with this ultimate collection of funny activities, entertaining games, and surprising trivia all about the joys of growing a human just above your bladder—a perfect baby shower gift for moms-to-be! Being pregnant is a miracle and a gift, but let’s be real, sometimes it just plain sucks. Take a seat and give yourself (and your swollen feet) a break with the coloring pages, crosswords, word tumbles, mazes, journal prompts, and much more inside the charming, hilarious, and utterly irreverent activity book written specifically for expectant mothers. Inside, you’ll find activities like: - Morning sickness word searches - Mazes for avoiding the strangers in the grocery store who want to touch your belly - BYO terrible pregnancy advice - Personalized Mad Libs - Stress-busting coloring fun - And more. . . Whether you’re looking for yourself or for the perfect baby shower gift, there’s something for every preggo mom-to-be in this snarky, sassy, and (surprisingly) informative adult activity book.
Book Synopsis Mum, I Want to Pee! by : Sharon Milling
Download or read book Mum, I Want to Pee! written by Sharon Milling and published by Conscious Dreams Publishing. This book was released on 2018-04-16 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When both Jasmine and her mother arrive at the park, things take an unexpected twist as Jasmine realises 'Mum, I want to pee!' Will Jasmine make it to the toilet in time? Should she have gone before she left?
Download or read book Time to Pee! written by Mo Willems and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sign-carrying mice give encouraging instructions for using the toilet.
Book Synopsis Oh Crap! Potty Training by : Jamie Glowacki
Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Book Synopsis People I Want to Punch in the Throat by : Jen Mann
Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
Book Synopsis Animals That Have to Pee Coloring Book by : Pamparam Press
Download or read book Animals That Have to Pee Coloring Book written by Pamparam Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-07 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These 🐘 🦙 Animals 🦥 🦒 Can't Hold it Much Longer! | Hilarious Coloring Book for All Ages When you've got to go, you've got to go... Who can't relate? Just look at their faces...you (or your kids) will crack up laughing coloring in each page! What's Inside: 30+ hilarious, incredibly fun animal coloring pages High-quality illustrations! Unique designs, no repeats Large 81⁄2 x 11 inch pages Extra gift: includes (bonus) coloring pages Includes a wide range of your favorite animals, such as: Sloth Llama Lion Elephant Koala Monkey Hippo Kangaroo Giraffe And many more! The black page on the back of each coloring page prevents bleed-through. This means that these coloring pages can be used with: Colored pencils Crayons Markers Pens Etc. This coloring book will keep you entertained for days. And it's also the perfect gift for him or her! Sound good? To get this 'Animals That Have to Pee Coloring Book', scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy' button.
Book Synopsis A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape by : Joe Pera
Download or read book A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape written by Joe Pera and published by Forge Books. This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Download or read book Go Diaper Free written by Andrea Olson and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-17 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stop changing diapers?start potting your baby. Over half the world's children are potty trained by one year old, yet the average potty training age in the United States is currently three years old. This leaves parents wondering: What did people do before diapers? and How do I help my own baby out of diapers sooner?Elimination Communication, also known as EC, is the natural alternative to full-time diapers and conventional toilet training. Although human babies have been pottied from birth for all human history, we've modernized the technique to work in today's busy world.Go Diaper Free shows parents of 0-18 month babies, step-by-step, how to do EC with confidence, whether full time or part time, with diapers or without. "Diaper-free" doesn't mean a naked baby making a mess everywhere - it actually means free from dependence upon diapers. With this book, new parents can avoid years of messy diapers, potty training struggles, diaper rash, and unexplained fussiness. Also helpful for those considering EC, in the middle of a potty pause, or confused about how to begin.This 6th edition includes a new section on The Dream Pee, a full text and graphic revision, more photos of EC in action, and a complete list of further resources.MULTIMEDIA EDITION: includes the book and access to private video library, helpful downloads, additional troubleshooting, and our private online support group run by our Certified Coaches. For less than the cost of a case of diapers, you can learn EC hands-on, the way it's meant to be learned.
Book Synopsis Teach and Still Have Time to Pee by : Jamie Johnson
Download or read book Teach and Still Have Time to Pee written by Jamie Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-07 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Willie Wants to Wee-Wee by : Murray Ball
Download or read book Willie Wants to Wee-Wee written by Murray Ball and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A small boy wakes to the horror of wanting desperately to go to the toilet. He considers a number of options before remembering that the toilet is where he must go. A humorous book to share during toilet training of little ones, and a great deal of fun for older boys too.
Download or read book I Have to Go! written by Robert Munsch and published by Annick Press. This book was released on 2019-10-21 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Andrew has decided he never needs to go pee ever again, but his parents aren’t too sure. Only one minute into the drive to his grandparents’ house, Andrew changes his mind. A new look for the Classic Munsch picture books brings all of the urgency and fun of I Have to Go! To a new generation of young readers.
