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Author : Ray Musgrove
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (856 download)
Download or read book I M Not Old I M Retro Funny Senior Citizen Gift written by Ray Musgrove and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-23 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I m Not Old I m Retro Funny Senior Citizen Gift/h3>
Author : Legacy Creations
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781090410399
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (13 download)
Download or read book I'm Not Old I'm Vintage and Vintage Is in Fashion: Funny Gag Gift Notebook for Friends and Family written by Legacy Creations and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-13 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This super special notebook or journal is both a personal and functional gift idea and a great way to express your gratitude and joy to a friend, co-worker or boss or family member on his or her special day. Give them something they can use over and over again for school, work or other projects. Filled with 6x9 double-sided sized sheets to help you plan, make notes, sketch and so much more, this memorable and useful funny note book makes a wonderful present for just about any person for any occasion such as Valentine's Day, Anniversaries, retirements, weddings, Christmas, birthdays or maybe even as a gag gift too. Use this notebook for sketching, drawing, lists, to make notes, journal or to write. Included: 6x9 in size Beautiful cover image Makes a perfect gift or cute present for friends or family members Good for writing, note taking, planning, sketching and more
Author : Punny Pop
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (238 download)
Download or read book You Know You're Getting Old When... Historically Funny Gag Gifts for Old People, Men & Women written by Punny Pop and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for Funny Nostalgic Gag Gifts for Old People, the Elderly, or Retirement Gifts for Adult Men & Women? Then "You Know You're Getting Old When... is the gag book you have been looking for! "You Know You're Getting Old When" ... is a delightful read crafted especially for those who are beginning to notice the subtle (and not-so-subtle) signs of aging. Whether you're in your thirties, forties, fifties, sixties, or beyond, this book is tailored to resonate with anyone who's found themselves saying: Wasn't it just yesterday? I remember when... Back in my days... I used to be able to..." more often than "I can. When I was your age... Do I know you from somewhere? It's for the friend who laughs at their own forgetfulness, the partner who affectionately teases about those newfound wrinkles, and your grandparents who never seem to remember their age. Whether you're sipping tea in your favorite armchair or sharing laughs with friends over brunch, this book is the perfect companion for anyone who's embracing the journey of getting older with a smile. In this book, you'll find so many relatable "oh that's me" moments such as: You know you're getting old when... You're asked for your ID and you proudly show your AARP card. You know you're getting old when... You have to explain to your kids what a VHS tape is. You know you're getting old when... You start taking selfies and realize you're not in the frame. You know you're getting old when... You remember when MTV actually played music videos. You know you're getting old when... You start finding grey hairs in places you didn't even know hair could grow. "You Know You're Getting Old When..." is a timeless classic yet relatable humorous telltale signs that time is catching up with you. From finding gray hairs in unexpected places to groaning when you bend down to tie your shoes, this book celebrates the quirks and quirks of growing older while reminding us that laughter truly is the best medicine. This funny ageing book is perfect gift ideas for occasions like birthday gifts, white elephant gifts, office gifts, funny gag gifts for friends, family, and co-workers!
Author : Bs Birthday Creations
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781690645122
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (451 download)
Download or read book I'm Not Getting Old I'm Vintage written by Bs Birthday Creations and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking For A Gift? Get This Fabulous Birthday Gift For Anyone Celebrating Another Year Older! Your new journal includes: 110 Blank Lined Pages Matte Finish Cover 6x9 inch format
Author : Twm Books
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781795303859
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (38 download)
Download or read book I'm Not Old, I'm Retro: Blank Lined Notebook/Journal Makes the Perfect Gag Gift for Friends, Coworkers and Bosses. written by Twm Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-28 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 page blank lined notebook/ journal. 6x9 inches in size.Simple and stylish. With a high quality cover.Makes the perfect gag gift for coworkers and bosses.
Author : Campanela D. Price
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781694140838
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (48 download)
Download or read book I'm Not Old I'm a Recycled Teenager written by Campanela D. Price and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-18 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a gift for a 50 year old man or woman? This funny notebook will be perfect. This inexpensive gift will make everyone laugh. Great Over the Hill birthday gift for a man or woman. Book features: 6x9 Soft Cover 120 Lined Pages Use for a gratitude journal, notes, or grocery list
Author : Madelina Anne
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781708883256
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (832 download)
Download or read book 1,000 Pictures Of Huge Tits And Big Boobs written by Madelina Anne and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a humorous practical joke gag gift for men? This is NOT a picture book, but it's a blank lined journal. Imagine the recipients face when they think they'll see beautiful women, but it's really a lined interior. Features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches White paper Matte-finished cover
Author : Lindsey Leavitt
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1619631954
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (196 download)
Download or read book Going Vintage written by Lindsey Leavitt and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Live like it's 1962 in this fun, contemporary YA read from the never-out-of-date Lindsey Leavitt.
Author : Phil D Organizers
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781095625095
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (25 download)
Download or read book Shit I Can't Remember written by Phil D Organizers and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit
Author : JJ Barrows
Publisher : WestBow Press
ISBN 13 : 1973674890
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (736 download)
Download or read book It’s Called a Spade written by JJ Barrows and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2019-10-04 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “it’s called a spade” is a reference to calling life like it is instead of hiding the tough stuff and pretending like everything is fine. It’s a collection of stories about life, about people and God, recovery and relapse, heartache and brokenness, and the reality that life is hard, even if you believe in God, even if you don’t. But there is also hope and humor and healing that comes without answers. This is a collection of stories from a human who almost disappeared in her efforts to be seen, a girl who called spades hearts and smiled while bluffing.
Author : Running Press
Publisher : RP Minis
ISBN 13 : 9780762460809
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (68 download)
Download or read book Desktop Boxing written by Running Press and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For boxing fans and desk jockeys alike, Desktop Boxing is the perfect desk accessory for fun yet effective stress relief. Don't take out your stress on your coworkers, take it out on this mini punching bag! Box includes: A mini desktop punching bag with suction cup base Two tiny boxing gloves for your pointer fingers A mini book with basic finger boxing moves and boxing trivia
Author : Sarah J. Robinson
Publisher : WaterBrook
ISBN 13 : 0593193539
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)
Download or read book I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Author : Ellen DeGeneres
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446585033
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)
Download or read book Seriously...I'm Kidding written by Ellen DeGeneres and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ~b~>With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol. "I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" Seriously... I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more. PRAISE FOR Seriously... I'm Kidding "DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." -- People "Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." - Publishers Weekly "Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." -- Kirkus/DIVspan
Author : Mike Dowdall
Publisher : Ronnie Sellers Productions
ISBN 13 : 9781569065860
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (658 download)
Download or read book Biddys written by Mike Dowdall and published by Ronnie Sellers Productions. This book was released on 2005 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the wildly successful figurines from Westland Giftware and the calendars and greeting cards from Ronnie Sellers Productions, Biddys and its phenomenal partner, Coots, are cleaning up in bookstores and gift shops across the country.
Author : David Tabatsky
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1250036453
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)
Download or read book Beautiful Old Dogs written by David Tabatsky and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A charming, delightfully photographed tribute to the older dog, with essays and poetry. Gandhi once said, "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way that its animals are treated." How people regard older animals is especially revealing. Beautiful Old Dogs is a heartfelt, emotional, passionate tribute to old dogs. It will inspire many readers to get involved in senior dog rescue and adoption, as it honors our senior best friends and explores their current state of care and custody in an informative appendix. This book features the exquisite photography of the late Garry Gross, a noted fashion photographer during the 60s, 70s and 80s who, after becoming a highly successful dog trainer in New York City, turned his camera lens towards dogs. Gross, along with Victoria Stilwell from Animal Planet's It's Me or the Dog, founded Dog Trainers of New York in 2002, and became devoted to highlighting the plight and value of senior dogs. "The older the better," Gross said. "Dogs with soul in their eyes."David Tabatsky has collected Gross's photographs here, and carefully curated an accompanying selection of moving, insightful, funny, and uplifting essays and short pieces by a range of writers, with contributions from Anna Quindlen, Ally Sheedy, Christopher Durang, Doris Day, Dean Koontz, Marlo Thomas, and many more.
Author : Mary McHugh
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740781553
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)
Download or read book How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man written by Mary McHugh and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-03-17 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good things come in small sizes. That is so true, especially for How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man. Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights about how not to let our inner crotchety old man out, this one makes the perfect Father's Day gift. Men will learn how to age gracefully so they never rattle off an inappropriate "dirty old man" joke. They'll learn that reading the obits first is a cardinal sin and that never reading the instructions is a close second.
Author : Isa Leshko
Publisher : University of Chicago Press
ISBN 13 : 022639137X
Total Pages : 141 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (263 download)
Download or read book Allowed to Grow Old written by Isa Leshko and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2019-05-10 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s nothing quite like a relationship with an aged pet—a dog or cat who has been at our side for years, forming an ineffable bond. Pampered pets, however, are a rarity among animals who have been domesticated. Farm animals, for example, are usually slaughtered before their first birthday. We never stop to think about it, but the typical images we see of cows, chickens, pigs, and the like are of young animals. What would we see if they were allowed to grow old? Isa Leshko shows us, brilliantly, with this collection of portraits. To create these portraits, she spent hours with her subjects, gaining their trust and putting them at ease. The resulting images reveal the unique personality of each animal. It’s impossible to look away from the animals in these images as they unforgettably meet our gaze, simultaneously calm and challenging. In these photographs we see the cumulative effects of the hardships of industrialized farm life, but also the healing that time can bring, and the dignity that can emerge when farm animals are allowed to age on their own terms. Each portrait is accompanied by a brief biographical note about its subject, and the book is rounded out with essays that explore the history of animal photography, the place of beauty in activist art, and much more. Open this book to any page. Meet Teresa, a thirteen-year-old Yorkshire Pig, or Melvin, an eleven-year-old Angora Goat, or Tom, a seven-year-old Broad Breasted White Turkey. You’ll never forget them.
