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Book Synopsis I Love You with All My Bum... I Would Say Heart But My Bum Is Bigger by : Nughty xBooks
Download or read book I Love You with All My Bum... I Would Say Heart But My Bum Is Bigger written by Nughty xBooks and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-04 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny and Romantic Lined Notebook Gift for Valentine's Day, Birthday, Christmas, Anniversary Blank Lined Pages to Write Your Memorable Notes Premium lined notebook - 110 Pages Beautifully printed cover design Sheet size: 6" x 9"
Book Synopsis I Love You with All of My Bum I Would Say Heart But My Bum Is Bigger by : 3. Rs Occasion Events Publishers
Download or read book I Love You with All of My Bum I Would Say Heart But My Bum Is Bigger written by 3. Rs Occasion Events Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This excellent 6" x 9" size Lined Notebook journal with a Funny sexy and witty Valentine's Day quote cover ideal for writing notes, journaling, doodling, things to do, school notes and taking notes. It has more than enough room for everything you would need to write. An Excellent Valentine's Day gift for everyone. 110 Pages 6" x 9" Size Softcover bookbinding Flexible Paperback Matte Finishing
Book Synopsis I Love You with All My Butt! by : Martin Bruckner
Download or read book I Love You with All My Butt! written by Martin Bruckner and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”
Download or read book Dudeville written by J.D. Kleinke and published by Belgrave House. This book was released on 2017-11-13 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine Huck Finn "lighting out for the territories" 150 years later, this time as a late-30s corporate dropout turned backcountry snowboarder and mountain climber. Dudeville is a coming-of-middle-age adventure story, set in and all around small-town Colorado during the outdoor sports explosion of the 1990s. Inspired by a wide and wild range of influences -- from Thoreau, Whitman, Muir and Twain, to Jack Kerouac, Edward Abbey and Warren Miller -- Dudeville is equal parts extreme sports tale, male bonding romp, and reluctant love story, a sensuous, lyrical, exuberant exploration of the American West. Dudeville's author, J.D. Kleinke, was a serious health care guy in Baltimore until he discovered snowboarding, hang gliding, jam bands, and the raw spiritual power of life above treeline . . . and moved to Colorado. He is the author of three books about medicine in America, including Catching Babies, a novel about the culture of maternity care and childbirth. He has also been involved in the formation, management, and governance of several health care companies and non-profit organizations. His work has appeared in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, and dozens of medical and business publications. He lives with his wife in Half Moon Bay, California, and Portland, Oregon. From Dudeville: "From this summit, the horizon seesaws open into an electric blue dream of Colorado sky. The adolescent swagger and brawn of the Rockies is nothing like the stooped and rounded hills back east. Spiked with mammoth formations of rock and ice, this vast, continental cacophony is the very roof of the world, pushed skyward by geologic time while collapsing under its own weight. I drop in, and surf off the wind-scoured edge, working the margin between transcendent bliss and utter catastrophe, a controlled fury exploding from my core into arcing snowboard turns as I crisscross the fall-line and dissolve into gravity..."
Book Synopsis I Love You with All My Bum I Would Say Heart But My Bum Is Much Biggest by : Mighty Dreams Publishing
Download or read book I Love You with All My Bum I Would Say Heart But My Bum Is Much Biggest written by Mighty Dreams Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-08 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: * Cute and Funny Lined weekly Planner journal Notebook | Wedding Anniversary Gifts For Women | Cool Gag Gifts For Freaking Awesome Wives,105 Pages,6*9 Inches. This weekly planner journal is the Perfect Gift For Wife and partner This notebook/Journal is perfect for yourself or as a gift idea for a friend,lovely gift for wedding anniversary or for any gift giving occasion,etc."6*9" dimension is a perfect size for your purse,totebag,desk and backpack.can be used as a notebook,journal or diary,plenty of space to write down your daily plans,goals,taking notes or recording your feelings and memories.Journaling can help quell anxiety and these memoirs will be a tangible piece of history that you can look back on years from now.wonderful appreciation,motivational and inspirational journal planner gift idea for epic wife. More useful than a card :)
Book Synopsis Play From Your Fucking Heart by : Jerry Hyde
Download or read book Play From Your Fucking Heart written by Jerry Hyde and published by John Hunt Publishing. This book was released on 2014-07-25 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Play From Your Fucking Heart offers absolutely no new wisdom whatsoever. In fact, it could be called an eco book, as its entire contents are recycled. Indeed, it is written with the stated belief that there is no new wisdom, that in fact the experience a reader has whenever they read something and go "Oh wow, that’s really deep," is one of already knowing, of a part of themselves that was already there waking up to an eternal collective truth.
Download or read book Family Matters written by Cathy Woodman and published by Headline. This book was released on 2012-04-26 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marriage in a muddle? Kids making a mess? Maybe it's time for a spring clean... Cathy Woodman captures the colour and chaos of family life with her sparkling and unique voice in Family Matters. The perfect read for fans of Katie Fforde and Cathy Hopkins. 'Wonderfully honest' - Jill Mansell When Lisa Baker's wedding anniversary entirely slips her husband's mind, she decides it's time to put the va va voom back into her marriage. But everything in Lisa's life seems to conspire against romance. Her headstrong teenage daughter, Jade, is increasingly difficult to handle, while her beautiful newborn baby, Chloe, brings the inevitable sleepless nights. Lisa's more likely to be found in baggy T-shirts and comfy trousers than seductive outfits and alluring perfume. The one thing that is going well is Lisa's cleaning business, Maids 4 U, which she runs with her best friend, Clare. And their curious mixture of clients is a constant source of entertainment. But when an attractive, slender blonde called Jacqui comes literally crashing into Lisa's life, a dented car is the least of her worries... What readers are saying about Family Matters: 'A lovely light-hearted book about marriage and women's friendships' 'Another Cathy Woodman masterpiece I enjoyed' 'Filled with comedy and a certain quirkiness'
Book Synopsis The Faithful Side Chick by : Racquel Williams
Download or read book The Faithful Side Chick written by Racquel Williams and published by Urban Books. This book was released on 2023-07-25 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An unsuspecting wife finds herself in a love triangle that threatens her safety when her husband’s side chick decides she wants her out of the way. Brooklyn is a fierce, no-nonsense woman who is about stacking paper and building a good life. Meeting the handsome Jihad was pure coincidence, but she quickly catches feelings for this smooth-talking brother. A whirlwind romance develops between them, and before you know it, Brooklyn is thrown in a love triangle she was not aware of. Common sense and her Ivy League education couldn’t prepare her for what is to come in her once quiet life . Alyssa is a money-hungry side chick on the prowl for her next victim. As fate would have it, she crosses paths with the lying, two-timing Jihad. She uses sex and her good mouthpiece to snatch his soul up. Not caring about his wife and determined to become his main squeeze, she and Jihad concoct a devious plan to get his wife out of the way. Jihad is every woman’s dream: ambitious, sex game on point, and a mouthpiece that will have the ladies squirming in their panties. He hits it big when he marries the well-off Brooklyn, but with no good intentions and his narcissistic behavior, he quickly puts a plan into motion that will have deadly consequences. With jealousy, murder, and greed mixed together in this web of deceit, there can be no happy ending in this twisted love triangle.
Book Synopsis Catalog of Copyright Entries by : Library of Congress. Copyright Office
Download or read book Catalog of Copyright Entries written by Library of Congress. Copyright Office and published by . This book was released on 1956 with total page 1070 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Glimpses written by Dhruv Sharma and published by Partridge Publishing. This book was released on 2016-08-17 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey! You must be travelling or just relaxing after the days work and intending to read some stories over a lazy weekend. Stories, who doesnt love them; they are the gateways to the variegated world painted with the blend of inner expressions and outer impressions. And the aftermath of that story, the one you read, lingers around you as a dream that refuses to leave your open eyes. In an attempt to spread the fragrance of that lingering dream, the book provides fascinating tales of normal people. In an old, restive Manohar, or a sad and wistful Abhinav, or a vengeful Shashi, or an imaginative Supriya, the book brings you the different facets of some normal people living their own special story. In 23 stories, the book covers the gamut of human emotions, the ones we are dependent upon. Look around, or just look inside, there are tales manifold longing to surface.
Download or read book Spike written by Simon Paisley Day and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2015-09-23 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sunday. July, 2001. Hendon, centre of the world. A car salesman, alone in the showroom, performs an intimate act of love and worship. Pigeon, crashing through the plate-glass window, witnesses everything. This almighty puncture is the beginning of the big end. Worlds collide. Lives swerve and skid. A pile-up of secrets, sex and sabotage. Can the immaculate bodywork remain undented? And who's ultimately behind the wheel? Spike is a new and explosive black comedy which opened at the Nuffield Theatre in 2001, starring Richard Briers.
Book Synopsis Texas Mustangs Baseball Special Edition Boxed Set by : Roz Lee
Download or read book Texas Mustangs Baseball Special Edition Boxed Set written by Roz Lee and published by State of Mind Publishing. This book was released on 2021-12-30 with total page 483 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: USA Today Bestselling author, Roz Lee presents Volume Two of the Mustangs Baseball Special Edition Boxed Set. Set contains three full-length novels plus Seasoned Veteran - a Christmas novella. Switch Hitter - Book 4 - He's at home on both sides of the plate. Spring Training - Book 5 - It takes discipline to play the game. Strike Out - Book 6 - She'll break his game down into a science. Seasoned Veteran - Christmas Novella - There's no age limit on falling in love.
Download or read book Code Name Hélène written by Ariel Lawhon and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 522 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the thrilling real-life story of a socialite spy and astonishing woman who killed a Nazi with her bare hands and went on to become one of the most decorated women in WWII—from the New York Times bestselling author of I Was Anastasia. "Will fascinate readers of World War II history and thrill fans of fierce, brash, independent women." —Lisa Wingate, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Before We Were Yours Told in interweaving timelines organized around the four code names Nancy used during the war, Code Name Hélène is a spellbinding and moving story of enduring love, remarkable sacrifice and unfaltering resolve that chronicles the true exploits of a woman who deserves to be a household name. It is 1936 and Nancy Wake is an intrepid Australian expat living in Paris who has bluffed her way into a reporting job for Hearst newspaper when she meets the wealthy French industrialist Henri Fiocca. No sooner does Henri sweep Nancy off her feet and convince her to become Mrs. Fiocca than the Germans invade France and she takes yet another name: a code name. As Lucienne Carlier, Nancy smuggles people and documents across the border. Her success and her remarkable ability to evade capture earns her the nickname The White Mouse from the Gestapo. With a five million franc bounty on her head, Nancy is forced to escape France and leave Henri behind. When she enters training with the Special Operations Executives in Britain, her new comrades are instructed to call her Helene. And finally, with mission in hand, Nancy is airdropped back into France as the deadly Madam Andree, where she claims her place as one of the most powerful leaders in the French Resistance, armed with a ferocious wit, her signature red lipstick, and the ability to summon weapons straight from the Allied Forces. But no one can protect Nancy if the enemy finds out these four women are one and the same, and the closer to liberation France gets, the more exposed she—and the people she loves—become.
Book Synopsis Druid Heir Books 1-7: The Complete Collection by : N. Z. Nasser
Download or read book Druid Heir Books 1-7: The Complete Collection written by N. Z. Nasser and published by Hanora Sky Press. This book was released on 2023-11-28 with total page 3187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A woman in her midlife knows who she is. Unless her family has been hiding a magical secret. Short Story 0.5: ‘The Magical Grandmother’ Rajika Verma is a grandmother. She is also Custodian of a library amongst the stars. What happens when the Celestial Library needs her on the night she is babysitting her grandchildren? Book 1: Midlife Dawn Broken by grief at forty years old, I’m ready for change. When a mysterious man tells me there’s more to me than meets the eye, it doesn't seem crazy to follow him into the undergrowth in a London park. Not even when I hear my cat telling me to stop. Short Story 1.5: ‘A First Date in Paris’ Ezra whisks Alisha to the city of love on their first date. Will the first sparks of their relationship fizzle out or grow into Alisha’s second chance at love? Book 2: Midlife Tremors I’ve already made enough enemies in the Otherworld to fill a granny annex. When a series of earthquakes hits London, the Prime Sorcerer advises me to focus on my training. But I’m my own woman, and my instincts tell me to dig deeper. Book 3: Midlife News The last raven leaves the Tower of London, provoking fears that Crown and country will fall. But the senate couldn’t care less. As enemies close in, I must prove I’m a match for anyone in my path. Book 4: Midlife Drift My hopes of a quiet life in the Otherworld are dead and buried. I must confront the darkness within myself when a rogue goddess emerges to take Londoners to their watery grave. Book 5: Midlife Portals The old gods are rising, even the ones I’ve defeated before. They haven’t forgiven me for thwarting them. Not even Wildwoods is a haven anymore. Will my friends and I walk away with our lives? Book 6: Midlife Eclipse The world might need the eternal girl, but Mirabel needs plain old me. History is repeating itself. Will I be forced to walk away from the daughter I’ve always wanted? Book 7: Midlife Battle (includes bonus epilogue) Death is coming for me, of that there is no doubt. My hair greys quicker than before, as if she already has a grip. It all comes down to this. Blood, graft and loyal friends. Together, we must find a way to cheat Death or lose it all. If you’re a fan of Paranormal Women’s Fiction and magic-wielding heroines over forty, you'll love Druid Heir. Get your hands on the complete collection of individual paperbacks today. Reader Reviews: ☆☆☆☆☆ “Feel good humor to edge of your seat drama.” ☆☆☆☆☆ "The book moved at a brisk pace which kept me reading until the wee hours of the morning.” ☆☆☆☆☆ “Absolutely hilarious moments, a first class cast of characters.” ☆☆☆☆☆ “Brilliant just brilliant. I loved this book and couldn’t put it down.” ☆☆☆☆☆ “This series feels so unique especially in the paranormal genres with beautifully written imagery and an eclectic characters.” ☆☆☆☆☆ “The world building is top notch.” ☆☆☆☆☆ “I love this fantastic series. Every book is more enjoyable and exciting than the last.” Keywords: paranormal women's fiction, midlife, second chance, slow burn, found family, humor, myths, diverse, witches, werewolf shifters, vampires, strong female leads, books written by diverse authors, empowerment, mythical creatures, supernatural, N. Z. Nasser, London paranormal stories, magic, adventure, dragons, otherworldly, resilience, strength, survival, escapism, friendship, sisterhood, companionship, self-discovery, magical familiars, emotional, sentimental, wizards, strong female characters, goddesses, romance, secrets, fantasy set in city, urban fantasy, fantasy books for adults, books set in England.
Book Synopsis Love Inspired Historical March 2017 Box Set by : Rhonda Gibson
Download or read book Love Inspired Historical March 2017 Box Set written by Rhonda Gibson and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2017-03-01 with total page 690 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love Inspired Historical brings you four new titles! Enjoy these historical romances of adventure and faith. PONY EXPRESS MAIL-ORDER BRIDE Saddles and Spurs by Rhonda Gibson Needing a home and a husband to help her raise her orphaned nephews, Bella Wilson heads to Wyoming in response to a mail-order bride ad. But when she discovers that Philip Young, her pony express rider groom-to-be, didn’t place the ad, she must convince him to marry her for the sake of the children. A TEMPORARY FAMILY Prairie Courtships by Sherri Shackelford Stagecoach-stop station agent Nolan West’s best chance to protect Tilly Hargreaves and her three nieces from the outlaws threatening his town is by pretending Tilly is his wife. And soon his temporary family is chipping away at his guarded heart. HER MOTHERHOOD WISH by Keli Gwyn When Callie Hunt and Chip Evans discover two orphans and become their caregivers, neither is ready for a relationship. But can the children draw Callie and Chip together and convince them to put their plans aside and fall in love? FRONTIER AGREEMENT by Shannon Farrington When she goes to live with her Native American mother’s tribe after her father’s death, Claire Manette is told she must find a husband, but she wishes to marry for love. Is there a chance she can find it in the marriage of convenience Lewis and Clark Expedition member Pierre Lafayette offers?
Book Synopsis Lindsey Kelk Girl Collection: About a Girl, What a Girl Wants (Tess Brookes Series) by : Lindsey Kelk
Download or read book Lindsey Kelk Girl Collection: About a Girl, What a Girl Wants (Tess Brookes Series) written by Lindsey Kelk and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 666 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first two books in Lindsey Kelk’s fabulous GIRL series: ABOUT A GIRL and WHAT A GIRL WANTS – along with a sneak peek at A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!
