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I Love Christmas But As Much As You Love Cock

Author : Funnyreign Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781705576144
Total Pages : 124 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (761 download)

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Download or read book I Love Christmas But As Much As You Love Cock written by Funnyreign Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-04 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FUNNY ADULT CHRISTMAS CARD JOURNAL AND NOTEBOOK It's the most wonderful time of the year, Christmas of course! Everyone loves this special holiday and it's not just about the gifts you receive, but also the ones you get to share with others as well. Spending time with friends and family during the holidays is wonderful, and so if sharing laughter with funny gifts and creative notebooks and journals that you might be sharing with each other. That is exactly what will be accomplished with this original and custom designed Santa Claus and Christmas notebook with a funny message. No matter if you are looking for a fun little gift for a friend or family member, or a nice prank gift for your white elephant or secret Santa event, we are sure you will love everything this booklet has to offer. What also makes this gift stand out from other notebooks and journals, is that the inside cover page has a message that says "To" and "From", and also has an area for the person to add their name to the book -- just like as if Santa was deliver a gift to someone right out his of sack of goodies. This way, not only is it like a Holiday card, it's so much better -- and something that will actually be used and kept for several months and year to come. That is exactly what you will find with this crude humor notebook and journal, which is great for helping anyone to stay inspired and excited for life, while also having the ability to take simple notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. It's also great for telling the world that you love unicorns and are celebrating your birthday at the same time. Excellent for personal use, but even better as a mystery gag gift when they are opening gifts and eating cake. Unlike other notepads and journals that just have blank pages and boring covers, this one features over 120 pages filled with black lines for creative writing and journaling. When it comes to the design, it really stands out. On the front cover you will see a a nice light and dark blue diamond design with white words, and a Santa Reindeer and Snowman on the back cover. The front design has a custom message and holiday inspired cartoon and message as well. The setup of this writing book is perfect for notes, reminders, creating to-do lists and highlighting your top priorities -- all of which allows for easy navigation and complete creativity. Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this inspiring notebook and journal that is completely original and customized to fit your needs. SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Also Great For: Perfect for note taking, journaling and to-do lists Printed on high quality interior stock paper Premium matte finish cover with amazing art work Order your copy today!

A Christmas Memory

Author : Truman Capote
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0385392761
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book A Christmas Memory written by Truman Capote and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2014-10-28 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A reminiscence of a Christmas shared by a seven-year-old boy and a sixtyish childlike woman, with enormous love and friendship between them.

All I Want for Christmas is My Dad's Best Friend

Author : Brill Harper
Publisher : Brill Harper
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book All I Want for Christmas is My Dad's Best Friend written by Brill Harper and published by Brill Harper. This book was released on 2023-12-01 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He wouldn't. Until he does. We can't. Until we do. I have always been in love with Mr. Pine. What's not to crush on? He's built like a god, could cut glass with his chiseled jawline, and has a low, growly voice that makes me weak in the knees. I swear the silver in his hair makes him even hotter. (Nice.) He's also my dad's best friend. (Naughty.) But this year, when I'm home for the holidays, he's looking at me with a new hunger in his eyes, and before I know it, we're kissing in front of my parents' Christmas tree and putting the X in Xmas. Everything about us is wrong, from our age gap to his friendship with my dad. But it's beginning to feel a lot like none of that matters. This nice girl is enjoying being on the naughty list for a change. And if the fates allow, the man who was my first will also be my last. Author Confession: Mr. Pine is getting coal in his stocking this year for his foul mouth...but that's not what he's stuffing in Holly's stocking for sure. I know that the timeline of this story is ludicrous, but just let it happen. It's not even the least believable part.

The Living Age

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 844 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (31 download)

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Download or read book The Living Age written by and published by . This book was released on 1894 with total page 844 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

I Love Dick

Author : Chris Kraus
Publisher : MIT Press
ISBN 13 : 1584350342
Total Pages : 281 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (843 download)

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Download or read book I Love Dick written by Chris Kraus and published by MIT Press. This book was released on 2006-07-14 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A self-described failed filmmaker falls obsessively in love with her theorist-husband's colleague: a manifesto for a new kind of feminism and the power of first-person narration. In I Love Dick, published in 1997, Chris Kraus, author of Aliens & Anorexia, Torpor, and Video Green, boldly tore away the veil that separates fiction from reality and privacy from self-expression. It's no wonder that I Love Dick instantly elicited violent controversies and attracted a host of passionate admirers. The story is gripping enough: in 1994 a married, failed independent filmmaker, turning forty, falls in love with a well-known theorist and endeavors to seduce him with the help of her husband. But when the theorist refuses to answer her letters, the husband and wife continue the correspondence for each other instead, imagining the fling the wife wishes to have with Dick. What follows is a breathless pursuit that takes the woman across America and away from her husband and far beyond her original infatuation into a discovery of the transformative power of first person narrative. I Love Dick is a manifesto for a new kind of feminist who isn't afraid to burn through her own narcissism in order to assume responsibility for herself and for all the injustice in world and it's a book you won't put down until the author's final, heroic acts of self-revelation and transformation.

Santaland Diaries

Author : David Sedaris
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0748123075
Total Pages : 89 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (481 download)

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Download or read book Santaland Diaries written by David Sedaris and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2010-08-05 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of surprising, disarming and 'extremely funny' essays from the internationally bestselling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day (Sunday Times) Santaland Diaries collects six of David Sedaris's most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume perfect for use as a last-minute coaster or ice-scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the back seat of a police car. It should be read with your eyes, felt with your heart, and heard only when spoken to. It should, in short, behave much like a book. And oh, what a book it is! 'Sedaris writes with a gentle but unfailing acuity and a keen eye for the ridiculous ... extremely funny' -Sunday Times

Littell's Living Age

Author : Eliakim Littell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 868 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (28 download)

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Santa's Secret Sex Journal

Author : Seth Kinstle
Publisher : Seth Kinstle
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Santa's Secret Sex Journal written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2022-12-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect Christmas gag gift for that special someone. If you struggle trying to find the perfect present for a person you know with a sense of humor, look no further. This journal has all the steamy details you need to make your holiday complete. Armed with a arsenal of crude rants and over the top sexy segments. You'll be sure to prank your way into the new year with this holiday favorite. What better way to set the mood than to gift something as ridiculous as this? So much for the typical boring presents you endlessly scroll through online. Throw a log on the fire as you snuggle up to your Christmas tree for the spoof of a lifetime. You'll get exclusive access to all the sexy things Santa has been up to. As well as his captivating complicated relationship issues with Mrs. Claus. What are you waiting for? Let's unwrap this bad boy and call it a new year.

Normal Instructor

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 596 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Normal Instructor written by and published by . This book was released on 1912 with total page 596 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Night Before Christmas

Author : Lexy Timms
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Night Before Christmas written by Lexy Timms and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-20 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas isn't a season, it's a feeling. It's Christmas and the family is together. Alex spent all of December home and their relationship has never been better. But he's going back to work soon, and it's casting a dark cloud over everything for Jamie. It's silly but suddenly she's terrified of being alone again. What if something goes wrong? What if she can't do it all alone? What if it turns out the kids like Alex better than they like her? There are so many things she needs to think about and work through, and its taking away from her time with the family. When Jamie finally has the courage to talk to Alex, it comes out all wrong and only drives a wedge between them that threatens to ruin the last few days they have together at home. Jamie needs to learn to trust herself, trust Alex, and not give into her doubts. Can she learn that before it's too late? Managing the Bosses Series: The Boss The Boss Too Who's the Boss Now * Gift for the Boss (Christmas Novella) Love the Boss I Do the Boss Wife to the Boss Employed by the Boss Brother to the Boss Senior Advisor to the Boss Forever the Boss Christmas with the Boss Billionaire in Control Billionaire Makes Millions Billionaire at Work Mark's Story - Precious Little Thing Mark's Story - Priceless Love NOVELLA Series: Valentine Love The Cost of Freedom Trick or Treat The Night Before Christmas Search Terms: sexy, hot and steamy, sport romance, hired wife, fake girlfriend, happily ever after, sweet love story, romance love, romance love triangle, new adult romance, billionaire obsession, contemporary romance and sex, romance billionaire series, free kindle romance, melody anne billionaire bachelors series, billionaire romance, holiday, holiday romance, romance, billionaire, true love, love and life, golf, billionaire romance, dark romance, romantic comedy, saga, women's saga, workplace romance, BBW, bad boy, Alpha Bad Boy, Alpha male romance, new adult, contemporary romance, cancer, fiction, big beautiful women

Sixty Five Hours

Author : N.R. Walker
Publisher : BlueHeart Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Sixty Five Hours written by N.R. Walker and published by BlueHeart Press. This book was released on 2020-08-06 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cameron Fletcher and Lucas Hensley are advertising executives who have Sixty Five Hours to pull together the campaign of their careers. Sixty Five Hours to get along. Sixty Five Hours to not kill each other. Sixty Five Hours to fall in love. ** First published in 2012. New Cover in 2019 - No additional content has been added.

Good Words

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 900 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book Good Words written by and published by . This book was released on 1893 with total page 900 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Mistletoe and a Man for Christmas

Author : L. Loryn
Publisher : L Loryn
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mistletoe and a Man for Christmas written by L. Loryn and published by L Loryn. This book was released on 2020-11-18 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when fourteen days of pretending to be in a relationship produces real feelings? One innocent doctor paired with one seasoned escort for fourteen days of a fake relationship back on the family farm. It's cold outside, but the brewing passion between these two men who are opposites in every way is scorching.

BOULE DE SUIF & OTHER TALES

Author : Guy de Maupassant
Publisher : e-artnow
ISBN 13 : 8027218322
Total Pages : 286 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (272 download)

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Download or read book BOULE DE SUIF & OTHER TALES written by Guy de Maupassant and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2017-10-06 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully edited collection has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Guy de Maupassant (1850 – 1893) was a popular French writer, considered one of the fathers of the modern short story and one of the form's finest exponents. Maupassant was a protégé of Flaubert and his stories are characterized by economy of style and efficient, effortless dénouements (outcomes). Content: Mademoiselle Fifi Ball of Fat / Boule de Suif, An Adventure in Paris / Une Aventure Parisienne Madame Baptiste, Rust / La Rouille, Marroca / Marroca, The Log / La Bûche, The Relic / La Relique, The Bed / Le Lit, Am I Insane? / Fou?, Words of Love / Mots d'Amour, Two Friends / Deux Amis, Christmas Eve / Nuit de Noël, The Substitute / Le Remplaçant

MADEMOISELLE FIFI & OTHER TALES – Bilingual Edition (English / French)

Author : Guy de Maupassant
Publisher : e-artnow
ISBN 13 : 8027200911
Total Pages : 286 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (272 download)

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Download or read book MADEMOISELLE FIFI & OTHER TALES – Bilingual Edition (English / French) written by Guy de Maupassant and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2017-08-07 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully edited collection has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Guy de Maupassant (1850 - 1893) was a popular French writer, considered one of the fathers of the modern short story and one of the form's finest exponents. Maupassant was a protégé of Flaubert and his stories are characterized by economy of style and efficient, effortless dénouements (outcomes). Content: Mademoiselle Fifi Ball of Fat / Boule de Suif An Adventure in Paris / Une Aventure Parisienne Madame Baptiste Rust / La Rouille Marroca / Marroca The Log / La Bûche The Relic / La Relique The Bed / Le Lit Am I Insane? / Fou? Words of Love / Mots d'Amour Two Friends / Deux Amis Christmas Eve / Nuit de Noël The Substitute / Le Remplaçant

Catalog of Copyright Entries

Author : Library of Congress. Copyright Office
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1036 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Catalog of Copyright Entries written by Library of Congress. Copyright Office and published by . This book was released on 1960 with total page 1036 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Unwrapping the Best Man

Author : Rachael Stewart
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1488062412
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book Unwrapping the Best Man written by Rachael Stewart and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2020-12-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the first night of Christmas, her sexy crush finally gave to her—an unbelievably hot night! Now she’s ready for nights two, three and four… Unwrap the steamy sequel to Getting Dirty by Rachael Stewart. I’ve lusted after brawny, gorgeously rough Jackson Black for six lust-fueled, unrequited years. But Jackson has rules, and the big one is “no getting involved with clients” of his elite London sex club. Including me. But our best friends are getting married, and for one deliciously hot night, the maid of honor and best man agree…what happens in the Scottish Highlands, stays in the Scottish Highlands. It was everything I wanted and more…until the complete jerk disappears during the night. Now it’s Christmas, and I have a plan to prove to Jackson Black just how much I don’t care, that he doesn’t turn me on like a Christmas tree. Only Operation: Naughty Elf is backfiring big-time. That aching need for his touch is stronger than ever. It’s painfully clear that I want more than just a fling from the untouchable Jackson Black. I have one chance to unwrap the best man. But is this sexy, guarded grinch about to steal my heart…or break it? Getting Down & Dirty Book 1: Getting Dirty Book 2: Unwrapping the Best Man Take control. Feel the rush. Explore your fantasies—Harlequin DARE publishes sexy romances featuring powerful alpha males and bold, fearless heroines exploring their deepest fantasies.