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I Could Poop on That

Author : Momo Pug
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781535538602
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (386 download)

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Download or read book I Could Poop on That written by Momo Pug and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-14 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally! A Pug Kids Book written for Pugs by Pugs! This is the perfect gift for any pug lover! ONE TRICKY PUG is a story about about Momo, a pug who loves her family, Pizza, and Mischief! From the creators of THE PUG JOKE BOOK, this is a funny tale about a tricky pug and his loving family. Pugs are much more than just cute little balls of snuggles. They are fun and adventurous free spirits! With amazing full color illustrations, this pug book will leave you rolling on the floor laughing and asking "Is there anything Momo won't do?" Well there is one thing, and you will never guess the surprise ending in ONE TRICKY PUG ! ... If you love Doug the Pug, Chick 'n' Pug, or Pig and Pug, then check out ONE TRICKY PUG today!

Someday a Bird Will Poop on You

Author : Sue Salvi
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316487759
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)

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Download or read book Someday a Bird Will Poop on You written by Sue Salvi and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little book with a big message...... when life hits us with a splat Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy. What matters is not how big the mess is--but how well you react to it. Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected--and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.

All about Poop

Author : Kate Hayes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780985424800
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (248 download)

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Download or read book All about Poop written by Kate Hayes and published by . This book was released on 2012-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered all about poop? Why our bodies make such stinky goop? And where does it go after we wipe when the poop is flushed into a pipe? So begins the adventure of an inquisitive little boy and his charming dog as they discover how poop is formed and where it ends up. With humorous rhymes, children learn about the digestive system, septic tanks, sewage plants, and even proper bathroom etiquette. At the end of the book there's a bonus "Five Things to Remember About Poop" page as well as an educational poop trivia. Written by award-winning mum blogger Kate Hayes, this book will delight children (and parents) with its funny, yet educational, take on poop.

The Poop Song

Author : Eric Litwin
Publisher : Chronicle Books LLC
ISBN 13 : 1452179255
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Download or read book The Poop Song written by Eric Litwin and published by Chronicle Books LLC. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books

What's Your Poo Telling You?

Author : Josh Richman
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780811857826
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (578 download)

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Download or read book What's Your Poo Telling You? written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

When Poop Gets Stuck!

Author : Nathan Cameron
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (395 download)

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Download or read book When Poop Gets Stuck! written by Nathan Cameron and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-24 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody poops, and every child has weird, wild, and hilarious adventures with poop. Join Timmy and his family in one of the funniest stories as they encounter ridiculous, disgusting, epic turds that just will not move! This is the perfect children's book to combat the crushing news we receive every day. We don't need a teaching book right now. What we need is the sound of laughter, and smiles all around. This is the bedtime story that will put a smile on your child's face every night!

Everyone Poops

Author : Taro Gomi
Publisher : Chronicle Books LLC
ISBN 13 : 1797203541
Total Pages : 37 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (972 download)

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Download or read book Everyone Poops written by Taro Gomi and published by Chronicle Books LLC. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.

It Hurts When I Poop!

Author : Howard J. Bennett
Publisher : American Psychological Association
ISBN 13 : 1433835312
Total Pages : 18 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (338 download)

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Download or read book It Hurts When I Poop! written by Howard J. Bennett and published by American Psychological Association. This book was released on 2021-12-03 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: iParenting Media Award Winner Ryan is scared to use the potty. He is afraid to have a poop, because he's afraid it's going to hurt. He does NOT want to go. This story, along with Ryan's "poop program," will help young children gain the confidence they need to overcome this common problem and establish healthy habits. Includes a Note to Parents by the author, From the Note to Parents: The book includes a “poop program” that I use with children between the ages of 3 and 6. While the program is ostensibly for the main character, my hope is that your child will want to follow these steps as well. How you approach the program will vary somewhat depending on your child’s age. Most 3- to 4-year-olds do not need to do the program in a formal way. Instead, you can incorporate parts of the program into your daily routine—make the needed dietary changes, reward successful pooping with stickers, and consider reviewing how poops come out of the body. Most 5- to 6-year-olds are interested in doing the full program, though it is still important to be flexible. For example, if a 5-year-old does not want to do Potty Practice, I would adjust things accordingly.

What Shat That?

Author : Matt Pagett
Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781580088855
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (888 download)

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Download or read book What Shat That? written by Matt Pagett and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2007 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With lots of interesting facts about scat, this book is both humorous and informative.

How to Poo at Work

Author : Mats
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101565586
Total Pages : 181 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book How to Poo at Work written by Mats and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-11-29 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gag gift for anyone who appreciates a little toilet humor! Don't let number 2 stop you from being number 1 on the job. Face the facts. You poop every day-more or less-but making a misstep when you've got to go at the office could land you in some serious doo-doo. How to Poo at Work is the ultimate guide to handling a range of potentially awkward situations, including what to do when: • The boss is in the next stall • The toilet gets clogged • A colleague follows you into the bathroom • There's no toilet paper Flush with useful diagrams, this handy book can save your career from going down the toilet.

When Unicorns Poop

Author : Lexie Castle
Publisher : Running Press Kids
ISBN 13 : 0762467118
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book When Unicorns Poop written by Lexie Castle and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult.

Who Gives a Poop?

Author : Heather L. Montgomery
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1547603488
Total Pages : 193 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (476 download)

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Download or read book Who Gives a Poop? written by Heather L. Montgomery and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow scientist Heather L. Montgomery into science labs, forests, hospitals, and landfills, as she asks: Who uses poo? Poop is disgusting, but it's also packed with potential. One scientist spent months training a dog to track dung to better understand elephant birthing patterns. Another discovered that mastodon poop years ago is the reason we enjoy pumpkin pie today. And every week, some folks deliver their own poop to medical facilities, where it is swirled, separated, and shipped off to a hospital to be transplanted into another human. There's even a train full of human poop sludge that's stuck without a home in Alabama! This irreverent and engaging narrative nonfiction book shows that poop isn't just waste-and that dealing with it responsibly is our duty.

Kama Pootra

Author : Daniel Cole Young
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402237227
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book Kama Pootra written by Daniel Cole Young and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-05-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.

Figuring Shit Out

Author : Amy Biancolli
Publisher : Behler Publications, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1933016469
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (33 download)

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Download or read book Figuring Shit Out written by Amy Biancolli and published by Behler Publications, LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-29 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Your life isn't over." My dad says this. "I mean, YOUR life isn't over. Beyond the kids. You'll go on living, doing things. This isn't it." I know, I assure him. I have the kids. They need me. They're my life now. "OK," he replies, then grunts—more of a brief hum. He only hums when he thinks I'm full of shit. Shockingly single. Amy Biancolli's life went off script more dramatically than most after her husband of twenty years jumped off the roof of a parking garage. Left with three children, a three-story house, and a pile of knotty psychological complications, Amy realizes the flooding dishwasher, dead car battery, rapidly growing lawn, basement sump pump, and broken doorknob aren't going to fix themselves. She also realizes that "figuring shit out" means accepting the horrors that came her way, rolling with them, slogging through them, helping others through theirs, and working her way through life with love and laughter. Amy Biancolli is an author and journalist whose column appears in the Albany Times Union. Before that, Amy served as film critic for the Houston Chronicle where her reviews, published around the country, won her the 2007 Comment and Criticism Award from the Texas Associated Press Managing Editors Association. Biancolli is the author of House of Holy Fools: A Family Portrait in Six Cracked Parts, which earned her Albany Author of the Year. Amy lives in Albany, New York, with her three children.

What Do They Do with All That Poo?

Author : Jane Kurtz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481479873
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (814 download)

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Download or read book What Do They Do with All That Poo? written by Jane Kurtz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out what happens to all of the poo at the zoo in this funny and factual picture book! There are so many different kinds of animals at the zoo, and they each make lots and lots (and sometimes LOTS!) of poo. So what do zoos do with all of that poo? This zany, fact-filled romp explores zoo poo, from cube-shaped wombat poo to white hyena scat, and all of the places it ends up, including in science labs and elephant-poo paper—even backyard gardens!

Hello, My Name is Poop

Author : Ben Katzner
Publisher : Vault Comics
ISBN 13 : 1638490279
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (384 download)

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Download or read book Hello, My Name is Poop written by Ben Katzner and published by Vault Comics. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poop is a normal kid, with normal problems— you know, parents, homework, bullies. He used to have a normal name, too. But then he moved to a new school, and everything went down the toilet. That’s the bad news. The good news: Turns out some names are special. Some names come with powers. Turns out those bullies really stepped in it. SOMETIMES BEING A KID CAN REALLY STINK. Will Poupé becomes the new target of bullies at his middle school. All day long, they call him Poop. However, when Icky the Janitor reveals himself to be a wizard in disguise, Will learns that there are Names of Power – if you are given one of these names, you gain certain abilities. Poop is one of those names. He now has powers that he could use to get back at the bullies! But power – even poop power – is exactly what can turn someone into a bully. With some help from his friends, Will must find a way to use his fantastic farting magic for good. An original graphic novel.

The Poop Puzzle

Author : Allison Jandu
Publisher : Allison Jandu
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Poop Puzzle written by Allison Jandu and published by Allison Jandu. This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your child is well on her way to being completely potty trained! Hooray! Except one thing...she refuses to poop on the potty. Unfortunately, this is a problem that many parents struggle with, and now there is finally a resource to address this issue specifically without having to read an entire novel about potty training. Full of expert tips and tricks, The Poop Puzzle is a concise, easy-to-read guide that will help you understand the reasons why your child won't poop on the potty and the best ways to address the problem. So, whether your child is terrified of the potty, or just downright stubborn, this book will have your little one pooping where they should be in no time flat.