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Author : Shari MacDonald
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781582295831
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (958 download)
Download or read book Humor for the Holidays written by Shari MacDonald and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "compilation of holiday stories"--Provided by publisher.
Author : Shari MacDonald
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416542671
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)
Download or read book Humor for the Holidays written by Shari MacDonald and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-12-12 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the holidays with the marvelous gift of humor! Holidays can be both fun and frustrating, can't they? All the chaos that goes with the holidays can make you grin or groan. What you need for happy holidays is to have your stocking stuffed with tasty bits of humor. Imagine reaching into your stocking and finding a hilarious story by Patsy Clairmont, pulling out funny-bone ticklers by Martha Bolton, Jack Hayford, and Tim Wildmon, and discovering goodies to make you giggle by many other gifted writers. So grab a cup of wassail, curl up in your favorite chair, and indulge yourself with this heart-lifting book of holiday cheer -- it's stuffed full of special surprises to raise your spirits and add joy to your world!
Author : Scott Emmons
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780740768569
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (685 download)
Download or read book Christmas Unwrapped written by Scott Emmons and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2007-09-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My eyes are blurred, my brain is mush. My hands begin to tremble. I fell for those deceitful words: 'Easy to assemble.'" -Christmas Unwrapped: Lighthearted Humor to Get You Through the Holidays If the holidays conjure up images of maxed-out credit card bills, mile-long mall lines, or that lamp from Aunt Jane that graces your abode only when she comes to visit, this colorful keepsake provides rhyming redemption. More About Christmas Unwrapped Rhyme master Scott Emmons approaches Christmas with a joke and a grin by offering 47 original poems, including: * Dear Santa, Toys get broken. Candy's cheap. Pets take effort. Fruit won't keep. Candles smell. Clothes might clash. Games are boring. Please send cash. Love, Mindy * Grandma's Gift Which present came from Grandma? It isn't hard to see. The gift wrap is the same she's used since 1943. Book attributes include a stocking-friendly trim size and ribbon marker, along with four-color art and photography throughout.
Author : David Sedaris
Publisher : Little, Brown
ISBN 13 : 0316073636
Total Pages : 125 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)
Download or read book Holidays on Ice written by David Sedaris and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2009-05-04 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).
Author : Macmillan Children's Books
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1529043085
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (29 download)
Download or read book A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes written by Macmillan Children's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr! What do elves use to make Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour! What’s miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble! Packed full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days – and that's sno joke! From Christmas jokes to food jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics.
Author : Neil Pasricha
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101565551
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)
Download or read book The Book of (Holiday) Awesome written by Neil Pasricha and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-11-17 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Neil Pasricha is a gift. This book would make even the grinchiest Grinch love the holidays again.”—A. J. Jacobs There’s nothing like the holidays. They bring out the best, and sometimes the worst, in everyone. Luckily, Neil Pasricha is here to remind us that not only are the holidays great, but there’s actually even more to celebrate than we realize. From Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa, to other holidays throughout the year, such as Mother’s Day and Thanksgiving, The Book of (Holiday) Awesome will show you why holidays are...AWESOME. • Making the first footprint in fresh snow • When the in-laws leave • Waking up and realizing it’s Christmas • Just barely wrapping a gift with that tiny scrap of leftover wrapping paper • When they finally stop playing Christmas songs on the radio • Knowing “Kwanzaa” is worth more Scrabble points than “Hanukkah” or “Christmas”
Author : Jack Hayford
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780739476116
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (761 download)
Download or read book Humor for the Holidays written by Jack Hayford and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Felicia Lowenstein Niven
Publisher : Enslow Publishers, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1464503184
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (645 download)
Download or read book Ha-Ha Holiday Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by Felicia Lowenstein Niven and published by Enslow Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2013-03 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny! Read more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different holidays! You can also create your own funny greeting card!
Author : Ryan Hunter
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0142180688
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (421 download)
Download or read book Coloring for Grown-Ups Holiday Fun Book written by Ryan Hunter and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the authors of Coloring for Grown-Ups—an adult coloring book that will help even the most cynical celebrator make it through the holiday season in good cheer. As we age, going home for the holidays can start to feel more melancholy than “holly-jolly.” But don’t hang yourself with tinsel just yet. The authors of the New York Times Holiday Gift Guide recommended Coloring for Grown-Ups are back to rescue disenchanted twenty-somethings from the quality time–seeking clutches of their caring families. From Thanksgiving to Christmas to Valentine’s Day, readers of this book will learn how to cope with any holiday-related stresses the same way they did as kids—with mindless coloring. With more than fifty challenging, adult-friendly activities, Coloring for Grown-Ups Holiday Fun Book is the adult coloring book that’s the perfect stocking stuffer.
Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345549996
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)
Download or read book Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2015-10-13 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Laurie Notaro and Jenny Lawson comes an uproarious and oddly endearing essay collection for anyone trying to survive the holidays in one piece. When it comes to time-honored holiday traditions, Jen Mann pulls no punches In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, turns her mordant wit on the holidays. On Mann’s naughty list: mothers who go way overboard with their Elf on the Shelf, overzealous carolers who can’t take a hint, and people who write their Christmas cards in the third person (“Joyce is enjoying Bunko. Yeah, Joyce, we know you wrote this letter.”). And on her nice list . . . well, she’s working on that one. Here, no celebration is off-limits. The essays include: • You Can Keep Your Cookies, I’m Just Here for the Booze • Nice Halloween Costume. Was Skank Sold Out? • Why You Won’t Be Invited to Our Chinese New Year Party From hosting an ill-fated Chinese New Year party, to receiving horrible gifts from her husband on Mother’s Day, to reluctantly telling her son the truth about the Easter Bunny, Mann knows the challenge of navigating the holidays while keeping her sanity intact. And even if she can’t get out of attending another Christmas cookie exchange, at least she can try again next year. Praise for Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat “Mann’s writing has transcended from witty anecdotes and complaints to notable satire. Hidden among the many laugh-out-loud zingers are lessons on how we relate to each other, and how ridiculous parenting culture has become.”—Associated Press “Following the success of her first book, she is now punching throats at holidays, starting from her being age two and continuing to the present, where she is a harried mother bemoaning not just Christmas but all holidays. . . . Harried holiday haters will chuckle and perhaps see themselves somewhere in Mann’s lifetime dislike of and misbehavior during America’s increasingly commercialized celebrations.”—Booklist “The cure for my cold holiday spirit this year is the sidesplitting new book by Jen Mann. . . . Mann delivers her signature punch lines and sharp critique on the oftentimes ridiculous shenanigans of the modern family. Her ability to make an otherwise boring subject come alive with colorful personalities, biting sarcasm, and impressively astute observations on suburban culture is what makes Mann so much fun to read and so easy to relate to.”—The Huffington Post “A lighthearted, laugh-out-loud book . . . with a feel of peeking into a diary.”—Mommy’s Memorandum “It really does make you laugh out loud.”—Shooting Stars Mag “A quick and delightful read that you can sneak in right before bed or when the kids are finally napping.”—FangirlNation “Grab a cup of hot cocoa, sit back and enjoy Jen’s latest collection of humorous rants dissecting the ‘most wonderful time’ of the year. She unleashes her biting wit and hilarious opinions on everything from cookie exchanges to annual humblebrag Christmas letters from overachieving moms to horrifying Christmases of her childhood.”—Creating Serenity “[Mann] has really mastered the short story format. . . . She packs the maximum amount of funny into the fewest words, and many of these essays are downright hilarious. . . . If you’ve read and liked her other books, you will definitely want to read this one, too.”—Bug Bug Book Reviews
Author : Caitie McAneney
Publisher : Windmill Books
ISBN 13 : 9781538396896
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (968 download)
Download or read book Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes written by Caitie McAneney and published by Windmill Books. This book was released on 2024-07-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The holidays are a perfect time for humor! Readers find this out for themselves as they learn fun jokes about many different holidays. The age-appropriate language, high-interest focus, and simple text encourages readers to share their new favorite holiday jokes with their family and friends. While they sharpen their funny bone, they also sharpen their vocabulary skills with the help of a glossary of unfamiliar terms. In addition, they learn fun facts about the holidays in eye-catching fact boxes presented alongside the jokes. The delightful design adds an additional sense of playfulness to this exercise in holiday hilarity!
Author : Laughing Lion
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (546 download)
Download or read book Laughing All the Way written by Laughing Lion and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-28 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the joke book that will make your holidays with your family special. Get this perfect gift for your kids and let their laughter give you the best Christmas ever. Are you planning on a holiday trip with your kids? Or staying at home and have a cozy Christmas with the family? With the kids at home for the school holidays, it's time to spend awesome moments with them. Play around the house, laugh, and have fun! Imagine spending the holidays with your kids like this. Instead of getting frustrated at seeing them on their gadgets all the time? This is the book you're looking for. Whether you're celebrating at home or on the road for a holiday trip, you can set the merry mood with Laughing All the Way. It's loaded with challenging riddles and puzzles for kids of all ages. Plus, there are tons of hilarious puns and punchlines that are sure to get everyone in the holiday spirit. Laughing All the Way will give you: Santa-inspired jokes your kids will love Witty quips fresh from the North Pole Christmas-themed punch lines to tickle the bones Hilarious ice breakers for Christmas dinner Presents and other puns Funny tongue twisters ...and much, much more! SPECIAL BONUS FOR READERS! With this book, you'll also get an audiobook of this and many other Laughing Lion for free! Get yours instantly by signing up inside the book. Laughing All the Way is sure to put the merry in Christmas and everyone laughing all the way. So if you want your kids to have a blast without the typical holiday ruckus, scroll up now and click "Add to Cart".
Author : Laughing Lion
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780995884762
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (847 download)
Download or read book Laughing All the Way written by Laughing Lion and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-07 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the joke book that will make your holidays with your family special. Get this perfect gift for your kids and let their laughter give you the best Christmas ever. Are you planning on a holiday trip with your kids? Or staying at home and have a cozy Christmas with the family? With the kids at home for the school holidays, it's time to spend awesome moments with them. Play around the house, laugh, and have fun! Imagine spending the holidays with your kids like this. Instead of getting frustrated at seeing them on their gadgets all the time? This is the book you're looking for. Whether you're celebrating at home or on the road for a holiday trip, you can set the merry mood with Laughing All the Way. It's loaded with challenging riddles and puzzles for kids of all ages. Plus, there are tons of hilarious puns and punchlines that are sure to get everyone in the holiday spirit. Laughing All the Way will give you: Santa-inspired jokes your kids will love Witty quips fresh from the North Pole Christmas-themed punch lines to tickle the bones Hilarious ice breakers for Christmas dinner Presents and other puns Funny tongue twisters ...and much, much more! SPECIAL BONUS FOR READERS! With this book, you'll also get an audiobook of this and many other Laughing Lion for free! Get yours instantly by signing up inside the book. Laughing All the Way is sure to put the merry in Christmas and everyone laughing all the way. So if you want your kids to have a blast without the typical holiday ruckus, scroll up now and click "Add to Cart".
Author : Rob Elliott
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062497928
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)
Download or read book Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series returns with a timeless collection of hundreds of Christmas- and winter-themed jokes to make the season bright. A great activity book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. The holiday season just got a whole lot merrier now that Rob Elliott is back with another instant classic full of fresh, frosty fun to bring the whole family together. These pages are bursting with laughter to warm up the fireside, the sledding slopes, and everywhere in between. This Christmas collection is a must-have for your little comedian! Q: Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? A: Because they’re shellfish! If you're looking for funny books for kids, what could be better than one of Rob Elliott’s beloved joke books? These must-have knee-slappers will have the entire family in stitches, with knock-knock jokes, puns, and riddles for every occasion. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages! Rob Elliott is a trusted resource for funny jokes that are hugely popular with elementary aged kids. As Brightly noted in a recommendation, his books have "knock-knock jokes, old classics, and even a few that you probably haven’t heard yet, which is a kindness for parents everywhere." Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!
Author : Rob Elliott
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 1441213325
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (412 download)
Download or read book Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2010-08-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
Author : Whee Winn
Publisher : Zonderkidz
ISBN 13 : 0310767121
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (17 download)
Download or read book Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Whee Winn and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for something to keep your kids busy over the holidays and make the season merrier? Filled with over 250 hilarious kid-friendly jokes as well as tongue-twisters and riddles, Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids will entertain children six and up and make the whole family laugh out loud. This holiday collection of jokes is perfect for: Stocking stuffers and classroom gift exchanges Holiday road trips and family get-togethers Christmas gifts to grandchildren, nieces and nephews, and young comedians in training In addition, Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids: Has lots of family-friendly jokes and clean humor Contains a wide variety of joke styles Includes fun illustrations Is great for readers of all ages Q: Why is it always cold at Christmastime? A: Because Christmas is in Decembrrrr. Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? A: Santa Claws!
Author : Amelia LaRoche
Publisher : Enslow Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1464610940
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (646 download)
Download or read book Ho-Ho-Ho Christmas Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by Amelia LaRoche and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house. Author Amelia LaRoche has fun with corny, funny, and silly jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, knock-knock jokes, and fun facts in this book. Readers also discover how to make their own funny Christmas card.
