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Download or read book Hospital Jokes written by Dilwyn Phillips and published by Ylolfa. This book was released on 2009 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of anecdotes, jokes and humorous tales relating to the medical profession, covering the subjects of GPs, hospital consultants, nurses, patients and, of course, Viagra, amongst other things.
Download or read book Medical Jokes written by Hugh Morrison and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-06-26 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I've experienced quite a few heart-stopping moments in my job over the years, ' said the doctor. 'I suppose that's why I'm being struck off.' 'Doctor, I'm thinking of getting a vasectomy.''That's a big decision. Have you discussed it with your family?''Yes, we took a vote, and they're in favour of it 15 to 2.' This book is packed with jokes and funny stories taking a wry look at doctors, nurses, dentists and psychiatrists. Whether you're in the medical profession or 'under the knife, ' you'll find this book is the perfect prescription for 'laughter deficiency syndrome.' Suitable for adults only.
Book Synopsis Take Two Aspirin. . .and Call Me in Hawaii by : David McLaughlan
Download or read book Take Two Aspirin. . .and Call Me in Hawaii written by David McLaughlan and published by Barbour Publishing. This book was released on 2011-07-01 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The doctor/patient relationship offers endless opportunities for laughter—and this collection of medical humor is sure to please anyone who’s still breathing! Scores of jokes and humorous stories, all relating to doctors, hospitals, medicines, diet, and exercise, are categorized into chapters accompanied by light, inspirational introductions. Maybe you’ll see someone you know—even yourself—in this hilarious collection of medical mirth. It’s available in plenty of time for the upcoming election season and its stressful health care debate!
Book Synopsis Addicted to Laughter by : Mel A. Gores
Download or read book Addicted to Laughter written by Mel A. Gores and published by Wheatmark, Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Medical science has advanced over the years through the use of humor laboratories encountered during military conflicts and beyond. As time marches on, these experiments have contributed to a continuous progress in our medical care from Florence Nightingale in the Crimean War up to the recent Gulf War. These advances come in many forms, including new antibiotics, anesthesiology, medical treatments, medicines, surgical procedures, anesthetics, psychiatry practices, pharmacology, and titanium arms, legs, and other prosthetic devices. The credit for these advancements goes to military personnel, the Department of Defense, and other dedicated physicians, nurses, and ancillary personnel who have combined humor, caring, and expertise to bring excellence to our medical field. In this book, you will find: Historical examples of leadership and supervision of successful and unsuccessful medical techniques Information on veteran benefits and a guide to 2009 Veterans Affairs authorized services Humorous tales from the author's Irish wit, along with numerous other celebrities', on real-life situations in the medical field Various solutions to the current health-care reform debate from all political parties and independent voters based upon the local, state, and national media coverage Priceless photos of senators, presidents, military generals, colonels, and other dignitaries About the Author Col. Mel A. Gores was promoted to the senior executive service in 1979 and appointed to the 1,000-bed facility at Brockton, Massachusetts, a division of the VA Boston Healthcare System. He retired from federal government service at the age of fifty-five and spent the next ten years with the County Board of Supervisors, overseeing election and voting operations. He remained active and in reserve military positions from the age of seventeen until age sixty, receiving several high-level awards.
Download or read book Doctor Jokes written by Pam Rosenberg and published by Stride. This book was released on 2023-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Doctor, doctor! If you want to know what you should do if you accidentally swallow a harmonica, this is the book for you! Kids will have fun reading and repeating these physician-related funnies. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.
Book Synopsis Docs Jokes by : Ed. Dr. Anil Chaturvedi
Download or read book Docs Jokes written by Ed. Dr. Anil Chaturvedi and published by Prabhat Prakashan. This book was released on 2020-01-01 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Anil Chaturvedi (MBBS, M.D), is a distinctive name in the Medical Industry. This medical advisor cum cardiologist has also served as Vice-Dean to Indian College of Physician from 2008 to 2010. Dr. Chaturvedi was selected as Vice-President to Indian Academy of Clinical Medicine 2009-10 for his prolific contribution in medical science. He has been Consultant to numerous Hospitals including Escorts Heart Institute and Research Centre & Indraprastha Apollo Hospital located in the heart New Delhi. Apart from being a Medical consultant in hospitals, Dr. Anil promoted his concern through writing as Medical Advisor in the leading newspaper ‘Times of India’ for a very long time. The proficient cardiologist is also an ex-member of National Commission of Macro Economics of Health, an important enterprise under the Govt. of India. Besides that, Dr. Anil is honored with numerous awards given on National & State level both for his commendable service.
Book Synopsis Madison Memorial Hospital Nurse Jokes by : LeahCim Bryson
Download or read book Madison Memorial Hospital Nurse Jokes written by LeahCim Bryson and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains a collection of jokes shared by nurses at Madison Memorial Hospital in Rexburg, Idaho.
Book Synopsis My Funny Major Medical by : Linton Robinson
Download or read book My Funny Major Medical written by Linton Robinson and published by . This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter might be the best medicine, but it's not covered by Medicare. So this little book provides a low-cost, over-the-counter dosage to cheer up (and/or terrify) those who find themselves on the wrong end of health maintenance. (Whichever the "wrong end" might be.) Some of the funniest humor writers on the scene today share their stories, jokes, therapeutic venting, and scans of the process of Getting Better - including some medical personnel who didn't realize they were being funny. Contributors include columnists, comedians, authors, TV writers, and people with unauthorized access to hospital files. This inexpensive, pocket-sized book is a time-released "get well card" for the ailing and afflicted, an inside chuckle for medical professionals, and a collection of healing fun for those who aren't under care at the moment. Contents include: Previews of Coming Contractions; My Hysterical-Ectomy; Sometimes It Is Brain Surgery; Waiting for Dr. Godot; The Missing Vagina Monologues; The Patients of Job; The Ma'am-O-Gram; Hip Op Album; When Make-A-Wish Goes Bad; Specialists' Opinion on ObamaCare; Confessions of a Candy Striper. A great collection of laughs for anybody associated with Medicine from any perspective, these fine writers and hilarious bloopers will have you in stitches... if you aren't already.
Book Synopsis The Everything Big Book of Jokes by : Evan C Thomas
Download or read book The Everything Big Book of Jokes written by Evan C Thomas and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-07-11 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party!
Download or read book Hospital Humor written by S. J. Volk and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-05 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "HOSPITAL HUMOR": Laughing At Ourselves And Staying Healthy" is a totally fresh and funny look at our own human foibles. The cartoonist, S.J. Volk, loves to laugh at himself... although his satirical pen appears to spare no one and to spear everyone. He believes we take ourselves too seriously, and that good humor is the best medicine. His world-class doctor/patient oriented gag cartoons and inspirational quotes in this volume were created especially to lighten the hearts of patients and to make the hospital visit less stressful.
Book Synopsis Based on a True Story by : Norm Macdonald
Download or read book Based on a True Story written by Norm Macdonald and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Driving, wild and hilarious” (The Washington Post), here is the incredible “memoir” of the legendary actor, gambler, raconteur, and Saturday Night Live veteran. When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”
Author :COMPILED BY GOPI A. TEJWANI Publisher :Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd. ISBN 13 :9788189182656 Total Pages :236 pages Book Rating :4.1/5 (826 download)
Book Synopsis Jokes For All by : COMPILED BY GOPI A. TEJWANI
Download or read book Jokes For All written by COMPILED BY GOPI A. TEJWANI and published by Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Super Sick Jokes and Riddles by : Joseph Rosenbloom
Download or read book Super Sick Jokes and Riddles written by Joseph Rosenbloom and published by Sterling Publishing (NY). This book was released on 1990 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about getting sick and getting well.
Book Synopsis Man's 4th Best Hospital by : Samuel Shem
Download or read book Man's 4th Best Hospital written by Samuel Shem and published by Berkley. This book was released on 2019 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sequel to the highly acclaimed The House of God. Years later, the Fat Man has been given leadership over a new Future of Medicine Clinic at what is now only Man's 4th Best Hospital, and has persuaded Dr. Roy Basch and some of his intern cohorts to join him to teach a new generation of interns and residents.
Book Synopsis Humor and the Healing Arts by : Athena du Pré
Download or read book Humor and the Healing Arts written by Athena du Pré and published by Routledge. This book was released on 1997-11 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offering a social scientific look at humor's role in medical transactions, this volume is based on extensive field study in seven medical settings. It includes excerpts from dozens of actual conversations between patients and caregivers. Analysis of these episodes reveals that humor is a practical tool used to meet many medical objectives. It is used by patients to good-naturedly complain and to campaign for more personal attention, and by caregivers to get attention, make amends, insist on unpleasant routines, and establish rapport. Examining humor from many angles, the book begins with a phenomenological analysis of the essence of funny. This section describes what makes some things funny but not others, and how to distinguish between potentially funny and unfunny episodes in medical situations. From an ethnographic perspective, joking around is shown to be a persuasive element of medical culture. Examples illustrate how patients and caregivers use humor to negotiate the dialectics between helping and hurting, and individuality and compliance. Additionally, a close-up look at three medical transactions shows how humor is used to help a physical therapy patient overcome fear and queasiness, reduce the embarrassment of a mammography, and defuse a potential conflict between a student aide and a young patient. A final section examines techniques for initiating conversational humor. In sum, this volume provides an intimate and realistic look at medical conversations as they are conducted every day. It serves as a valuable complement to health communication texts and offers information of interest to health communication scholars, healthcare practitioners, and anyone interested in the effects and techniques of conversational humor. Richly grounded in naturally occurring data, the book can be understood and used effectively by both scholars and practitioners.
Book Synopsis The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes by : Jim Kraus
Download or read book The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes written by Jim Kraus and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.
Book Synopsis Jokes and the Unconscious by : Daphne Gottlieb
Download or read book Jokes and the Unconscious written by Daphne Gottlieb and published by Cleis Press Start. This book was released on 2006-08-01 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heard the one about the dying father? In this savagely brilliant graphic novel by slam poet Daphne Gottlieb (Final Girl) and Hothead Paisan creator Diane DiMassa, a 19-year-old woman named Sasha loses her father to cancer and takes a job in the hospital where he had worked as a doctor. Moving from room to room with her clipboard of forms, Sasha encounters the insane, the suicidal, and the brave — then returns to her office to look up all her friends’ and enemies’ medical records. Taking its title from Freud’s Jokes and their Relation to the Unconscious, Gottlieb and DiMassa’s first collaboration is both moving and darkly funny. Where comedy meets chemo, where mirth meets mortality, Jokes and the Unconscious explores the murky terrain of grief — a shadowland of memory, sexual escape, and morbid snickering.
