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Author : M. P. Johnson
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1434960986
Total Pages : 213 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (349 download)
Download or read book Hold My Banana written by M. P. Johnson and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2009 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Brenda Wojick
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 1452058520
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (52 download)
Download or read book Can You Squeeze My Banana? written by Brenda Wojick and published by Author House. This book was released on 2010-08-31 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To be a good nurse takes dedication, perseverance and patience. We are there to take care of the sick and nurture them back to good health. So what would you say to a little old man who asks you to squeeze his banana? Would you take him up on his offer? I would say, Let me have it. By the way, he only wants it peeled! It is questions like that, that are not that unusual coming from the patients that I care for everyday and some questions get much more creative, if you know what I mean? It is also questions like that, which make me chuckle, and it is a small reminder of why I go to work each day. Contemplating my days, I found myself involved in some of the most outrageous situations, so Ive decided to welcome all of you into my world just so you can see for yourself what nursing is all about. I am not just telling a single story but rather depicting humorous detailed encounters of actual events that leave you astonished. Remember, there is humor to be found in just about everything!
Author : Tova Leigh
Publisher : Watkins Media Limited
ISBN 13 : 1786783754
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (867 download)
Download or read book F*cked at 40 written by Tova Leigh and published by Watkins Media Limited. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For every woman that has ever felt trapped. A funny, raw and empowering mid-life-crisis-with-a-difference, vlogger, mother, lover businesswoman and social media phenomenon Tova Leigh explores what the hell you are supposed to do when you find yourself living a life you don't remember signing up for. “I was bored, angry, tired and sad. I felt all alone yet I had nothing to complain about. I had a good job, a husband who as far as I could tell wasn’t shagging his assistant, three children who apart from being the occasional assholes were pretty good kids; a house, a dog and everything else we are told as little girls we should aspire to. But inside, I was growing restless. I was sick of having the same dull conversations about meal plans and kid-friendly holidays. I was frustrated with having the same married sex I’d been having for the past seven years, or not having any sex at all. I didn’t want to be looked at as just a ‘mom’. I wanted to be desired, to make someone’s hair stand on end and go crazy for me. I didn’t want to live by some label that didn’t represent me. I looked at my messy SUV after my yoga class one morning and I wanted to vomit on it all. I panicked, thinking about how I am slowly approaching middle age and the menopause and I wondered how many years do I have left of being ‘f**ckable’ before everything starts going downhill?” We have many sides to us, most of the time we think we must choose just one character and stick to it. But the truth is, we can be all of them without having to choose. I am finally able to show the world that I am a bit of an idiot who dances around her kitchen in her knickers and makes silly videos with her husband, as well as a responsible parent and a businesswoman who runs her own company. When you find authenticity it’s hard to go back. It’s like opening a door to the truth and starting to breathe a new type of air. This discovery is what prompted me to write. It’s my way of saying HERE I AM. I don’t think we should be sorry for who we are. None of us.
Author : Jennifer Coken
Publisher : Morgan James Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1683502221
Total Pages : 255 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (835 download)
Download or read book When I Die, Take My Panties written by Jennifer Coken and published by Morgan James Publishing. This book was released on 2016-12-13 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A daughter cares for her dying mother in this intimate memoir of ovarian cancer, frank conversations, and finding peace through laughter and gratitude. In 2006, Jennifer Coken’s mother was diagnosed with stage four ovarian cancer. She had a slim chance of living another five years, but she chose to spend her remaining days tap dancing through chemotherapy and loving her family and friends ferociously. In this witty and heartfelt memoir, Jennifer recounts how she found the strength to care for her mother and cope with her death while facing troubles in her own life. Challenging circumstances force us to face a harsh reality; so often we want to control life—and the truth is we can’t. This is a story of how personal transformation can come from tragedy if we are willing to find it. Above all, it is a wake-up call for anyone who needs the courage to have heartfelt conversations with the people they love right here, right now.
Author : Peter Chapman
Publisher : Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
ISBN 13 : 0802192009
Total Pages : 236 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (21 download)
Download or read book Bananas written by Peter Chapman and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lively and insightful cultural history of the coveted yellow fruit, as well as a gripping narrative about the infamous rise and fall of the United Fruit Company. In this compelling history of the United Fruit Company, Financial Times writer Peter Chapman weaves a dramatic tale of big business, deceit, and violence, exploring the origins of arguably one of the most controversial global corporations ever, and the ways in which their pioneering example set the precedent for the institutionalized greed of today’s multinational companies. The story has its source in United Fruit’s nineteenth-century beginnings in the jungles of Costa Rica. What follows is a damning examination of the company’s policies: from the marketing of the banana as the first fast food, to the company’s involvement in an invasion of Honduras, a massacre in Colombia, and a bloody coup in Guatemala. Along the way the company fostered covert links with US power brokers such as Richard Nixon and CIA operative Howard Hunt, manipulated the press, and stoked the revolutionary ire of Che Guevara and Fidel Castro. From the exploited banana republics of Central America to the concrete jungle of New York City, Peter Chapman’s Bananas “make[s] us realise what a long and complex moral journey even something as seemingly innocent as a banana has made to our fruit bowls” (The Guardian).
Author : Jim Murphy
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0544868234
Total Pages : 229 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (448 download)
Download or read book Revenge of the Green Banana written by Jim Murphy and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-01-03 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you ever went to Catholic school, or never went to Catholic school, you need to read this funny, smart, kid-true book. It explains everything.” —Jon Scieszka, author of Time Warp Trio and The Stinky Cheese Man Jimmy Murphy’s sixth grade teacher, Sister Angelica Rose, is out to get him. She humiliates him in class and punishes him when he hasn’t done anything wrong. She even forces him to perform onstage with second graders, wearing a giant green banana costume. A classic underachiever with a talent for trouble, Jimmy wants revenge, and with his friends he plans a prank that will embarrass Sister Angelica in front of the whole school. What could possibly go wrong? "This is a light and funny coming of age story. Even students who do not attend parochial school can identify with Jimmy and the struggles that he and his friends go through. The characters are all dynamic and the reader will want to know more about them all. This is a quick and enjoyable read that any upper elementary student will enjoy." —School Library Connection A Junior Literary Guild Selection
Author : Anja Possekel
Publisher : Springer Science & Business Media
ISBN 13 : 3642601456
Total Pages : 417 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (426 download)
Download or read book Living with the Unexpected written by Anja Possekel and published by Springer Science & Business Media. This book was released on 2012-12-06 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Living with the Unexpected deals with complexity and uncertainty, two major challenges in a world faced with climate change and hazards. The study focuses on appropriate methods which enable vulnerable communities to cope effectively with natural hazards and disasters. The central goal of the book is an applicable combination of hazard management and development planning. Therefore, the reconstruction process following a disaster is understood as an opportunity for structural changes and self-organisation processes that foster sustainable development. In this context the potential of scenario planning as an evolutionary and participatory learning approach is addressed. The empirical research concentrates on the time before and during the volcanic crisis on the Caribbean Island Montserrat. Particular methods used are a systematic analysis of the complex system Montserrat, more than 200 interviews with stakeholders and citizens – concentrating on resource and hazard perceptions – as well as the organization and execution of various scenario workshops. The study shows that the opportunity to realise sustainable development on the island with the help of a participative, adaptive reconstruction process is better than ever. The population is sensitised to disasters and an uncertain future. Their preparedness to accept measures which are designed to reduce their vulnerability is high. This book demonstrates how we can learn to live with the Unexpeted.
Author : Penelope Bloom
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781717795670
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (956 download)
Download or read book His Banana written by Penelope Bloom and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-07-16 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break... No touching his banana. Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict. Of course, I touched it. If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth. I chewed it up, too... I even swallowed. I know. Bad, bad, girl. Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression. I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire
Author : Jacob Osborne
Publisher : Gatekeeper Press
ISBN 13 : 166295073X
Total Pages : 759 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (629 download)
Download or read book Leslie’s Apology written by Jacob Osborne and published by Gatekeeper Press. This book was released on 2024-06-23 with total page 759 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Stuff on the Inside" is a coming-of-age novel that follows a young student named Leslie Barclay. During his journey through college, Leslie battles with the finite nature of life, the collapsing health of those closest to him, and struggles to mask his identity crisis. The more the outside world fails him, the more refuge Leslie seeks within the walls of his college. Pursuing any means to cheat death and stay young forever, Leslie sells his soul to the masters that rule on campus. In this attempt to stave off the coming tide of adulthood, Leslie finds himself drowning in a sea of adolescence that he helped create. Only to discover a horrifying truth... you either get old, or you die. This novel touches on many adult conversations surrounding topics such as mental health, self-harm, death denial, and sexual assault. It is not intended for readers under the age of eighteen.
Author : Frederick Chamier
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Unfortunate Man written by Frederick Chamier and published by . This book was released on 1835 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : J.L. Fiol
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 1467001856
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (67 download)
Download or read book When It Was the War written by J.L. Fiol and published by Author House. This book was released on 2011-11-14 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: not provided
Author : NoNieqa Ramos
Publisher : Carolrhoda Lab ®
ISBN 13 : 1541564324
Total Pages : 211 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (415 download)
Download or read book Truth Is written by NoNieqa Ramos and published by Carolrhoda Lab ®. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Named one of the best YA Latinx books of 2019 by Remezcla and HipLatina. A Bustle Book Club Selection A powerful exploration of love, identity, and self-worth through the eyes of a fierce, questioning Puerto Rican teen. Fifteen-year-old Verdad doesn't think she has time for love. She's still struggling to process the recent death of her best friend, Blanca; dealing with the high expectations of her hardworking Puerto Rican mother and the absence of her remarried father; and keeping everyone at a distance. But when she meets Danny, a new guy at school—who happens to be trans—all bets are off. Verdad suddenly has to deal with her mother's disapproval of her relationship with Danny as well as her own prejudices and questions about her identity, and Danny himself, who is comfortable in his skin but keeping plenty of other secrets. In her luminous, raw, and open-hearted exploration of identity, grief and first love, NoNieqa Ramos has created an unforgettable character in Verdad.The Truth Is offers a complex look at a brilliant, queer, neurodifferent girl, the mother who loves but doesn't understand her, and a fabulously drawn group of street kids who can't save themselves but just might save her. A brilliantly written breathtaking book. I couldn't put it down! —Michelle Ruiz-Keil, author of All of Us with Wings A brilliant, beautiful, moving story of ecstasy and loss and tragedy and hope, The Truth Is demands to be read. The fast-moving plot bristles with literary and classical references, but the deepest insights—and there are plenty—come from the unforgettable observations and conclusions of its main character, Verdad de la Reyna, an unforgettably brave and complicated heroine who confronts profoundly disturbing, real-world challenges with the help of friends, both present and past. Nonieqa Ramos follows up The Disturbed Girl's Dictionary with another superb novel guaranteed to break the reader's heart before trying to mend it." —Tom Wilinsky and Jen Sternick, authors of Snowsisters NoNieqa Ramos's un-flinching voice and writing style continues to cement her as a force to be reckoned with in the YA world. —Mia García, author of The Resolutions
Author : Jordi Herold and David Sokol
Publisher : Levellers Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Positively Center Street written by Jordi Herold and David Sokol and published by Levellers Press. This book was released on 2014-08-29 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With its five colleges and population of the progressive, cultured, and curious, the Pioneer Valley, and Northampton in particular, was an ideal spot for a new coffeehouse and music listening room in 1979. Not that there weren’t plenty of clubs, concert halls, and boogie bars in the area… there were. But the coffeehouse, that expanded into a 170-seat music hall in 1989, was different. From the very start, the Iron Horse drew caffeine-hungry musicians and Smith professors, students, locals, and colorful street people by day and music lovers of all genres by night.It was Jordi Herold’s vision that conjured up this scene. In the 25 years between 1979 and 2004—give or take a couple after he sold the club in 1994 and before he was hired to book it for Eric Suher in 1995—more than 8,500 shows were brought to the region under the Horse banner, most though not all of them at the club itself. The room, on an unassuming Northampton side street, became the heart of a cultural renaissance that rippled out from there, drawing hundreds of thousands of music lovers to its confines in the process.
Author : Jess Oppenheimer
Publisher : Gregg Oppenheimer
ISBN 13 : 9780815605843
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (58 download)
Download or read book Laughs, Luck . . . and Lucy written by Jess Oppenheimer and published by Gregg Oppenheimer. This book was released on 1999-04 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The man Lucille Ball called the brains of I Love Lucy gives us an inside view of television history as it was being made. Jess Oppenheimer's famous sitcom was the most popular and influential television phenomenon in the history of the medium. Forty-five years after its debut, it remains a favourite the world over.
Author : Jeanne Halsey
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1300753617
Total Pages : 466 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (7 download)
Download or read book e-Jeanne: 2004 (Part One - January through June) written by Jeanne Halsey and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-02-17 with total page 466 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ?Once I got started, I couldn't stop.? The history of e-Jeanne began around 1999, really ramped up when 9/11 hit our nation, became more organized and intentional thereafter, and continued until ... 2005? You see, e-Jeanne was a precursor of currently popular ?blogs, ? although we called her an ?e-zine.? She was assembled early in the morning (right after my morning devotions ? in fact, I realize that many of my morning devotions somehow crept into the e-Editorials), and then forwarded by e-mail to over 300 people all around the world. I did this two or three days a week for 10 years. Like I said, maybe I am a little crazy. ... This is not a book you can rush through (unless you are only looking for jokes), and I am astonished how small the font has to be in order to fit everything in; you?re going to need a bookmark to help mark your spot. Always, my goal was to fulfill: Let your good works shine out for all to see, so that everyone will praise your Heavenly Father.? (Matthew 5:16)
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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 846 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (318 download)
Download or read book Nature Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1925 with total page 846 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated monthly with popular articles about nature.
Author : Victoria M. Nagy
Publisher : Emerald Group Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1802620176
Total Pages : 163 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (26 download)
Download or read book Male Rape Victimisation on Screen written by Victoria M. Nagy and published by Emerald Group Publishing. This book was released on 2023-11-30 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Focusing on the under-researched area of male sexual assault, this book reveals how seemingly harmless humour can infiltrate how we think about violent and victimising behaviours.
