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Hey Quit Clowning Around!

Author : David Magidson
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781503387980
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (879 download)

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Download or read book Hey Quit Clowning Around! written by David Magidson and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-11-25 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you ever get caught unprepared when a child asks, "Why are your shoes so big?" or some wise guy shouts, "Quit Clowning Around!" as you unload 400 pounds of clown gear? That never needs to happen again! Commit a few of these GOTCHAS to memory, sit back and let the laughter roll in. You'll get more bookings; your wife won't leave you because you're making more money, your teenagers will come out of their rooms because you're in such a good mood and the dog will do his business on your least favorite neighbor's lawn. Life will be good. All because of me. You're welcome

Nightwork

Author : Jáchym Topol
Publisher : Portobello Books
ISBN 13 : 1846275415
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (462 download)

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Download or read book Nightwork written by Jáchym Topol and published by Portobello Books. This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One night in 1968, on the eve of the Soviet invasion, 13 year-old Ondra and his younger brother Kamil are bundled into a coach bound for their father's birthplace, a mountainous, forested village in northern Bohemia. But when they arrive it becomes clear that this escape promises its own perils, and the boys find themselves stranded in a rural community riven with petty suspicion and stained by prejudice, a borderland over which fleeing peoples, victims of genocide, and trigger-happy armies regularly tramp. Growing up in this dark, chaotic landscape, the two boys struggle to make a home for themselves, until a series of unexplained deaths push them to make bold decisions to ensure their survival.

Something's Fishy

Author :
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780448444420
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (444 download)

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Download or read book Something's Fishy written by and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On a field trip to an aquarium, fourth-grader Katie is changed into a clownfish just after Ms. Sweet has dropped her brand-new engagement ring into a fish tank. Includes facts about fish.

Sorrow Has An Ending

Author : Rebecca Hampl
Publisher : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1643499270
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (434 download)

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Download or read book Sorrow Has An Ending written by Rebecca Hampl and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-11-03 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Connor and Julia Pendergrass have three children""a son who is fifteen, a daughter who is eleven, and a younger son who is developmentally delayed. Wanting nothing more to do with her family, Julia abruptly walks out leaving deep crushing grief behind. Even after almost a year, Connor continues to struggle with incredible self-doubts that come with being a single parent. Is he just being selfish in wanting to move on with his life? As he contemplates how to assuage his children's devastation and anger of being abandoned by their mother, he knows all too well that things are even more complicated because they are also walking the sometimes painful path of being an adolescent. Unable to sustain the grueling pace of what it takes to keep his family together coupled with the long hours he works for his co-owned Construction Company; he seeks some assistance and hires a woman whom he hasn't known for very long and his children have never met. Her role is to be in his home and assist with their everyday activities including therapy for his youngest son. Was he rushing head long toward another total disaster? Or would God bless this endeavor and allow their lives; currently devoid of joy and humor to be returned to a state of happiness by giving their sorrow an ending?

Olof: The Imprisoned

Author : Trinth Dupree
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0615243339
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (152 download)

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Download or read book Olof: The Imprisoned written by Trinth Dupree and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-08 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey my name is Olof. I've done many things in my life that I regret. One landed me in prison. I bet you want to know why.... An awesome fantasy thriller that will have the readers hungry for more.

Archie 75th Anniversary Digest #12

Author : Archie Superstars
Publisher : Archie Comic Publications
ISBN 13 : 1682551970
Total Pages : 219 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (825 download)

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Download or read book Archie 75th Anniversary Digest #12 written by Archie Superstars and published by Archie Comic Publications. This book was released on 2017-07-26 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate Archie’s 75th anniversary in a special way with this commemorative digest that features bonus art pages and fun intros from writers, artists and fans alike!

Usagi Yojimbo Saga Volume 1 (Second Edition)

Author : Stan Sakai
Publisher : Dark Horse Comics
ISBN 13 : 1506724906
Total Pages : 636 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (67 download)

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Download or read book Usagi Yojimbo Saga Volume 1 (Second Edition) written by Stan Sakai and published by Dark Horse Comics. This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 636 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate Stan Sakai's beloved rabbit ronin with the Second Edition collections of the comic saga featuring brand new original cover art by Stan Sakai! Follow Miyamoto Usagi in his epic trek along the warrior's path, beginning with over 600 pages of Usagi's essential adventures. In this first volume, Usagi protects a village from a band of assassins, reluctantly engages in a duel for blood money, hunts a gangster who has stolen his swords, and more! Collects Usagi Yojimbo Volume 2 #1-#16 and Volume 3 #1-#6!

Apocalypse 2060

Author : Michael Danforth
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1663229082
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (632 download)

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Download or read book Apocalypse 2060 written by Michael Danforth and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2021-09-19 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book chronicle the most significant events of all time and life. It begins before the existence of anything, including God and the Universe, and ends with the day of Armeggedon, when the sons of light battle the demons of darkness for total control of humanities soul. It explains how a “Bet” between the two most supreme Authorities starts an intergalactic war involving lesser Gods, aliens, and mankind, their interactions shaping and changing a flexible future. Along the journey several exciting philosophical questions that intellectuals have been holtly debating for thousands of years will finally be truthfully answered. Such as: Where did God and the Universe come from? Creation or Evolution? What is the totality of Sin; and why is Evil winning? Are Aliens influencing our history? What is the purpose and meaning of life? Is this novel happening right now? Is my soul ready for Apocalypse 2060?

One of Those Days

Author : Leiva Andrés
Publisher : Europe Comics
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 109 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (328 download)

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Download or read book One of Those Days written by Leiva Andrés and published by Europe Comics. This book was released on 2020-06-17T00:00:00+02:00 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1982. Leiva, Manu and El Canijo are three friends who always go everywhere together. They share their struggles, concerns, hopes, and fears. And their greatest fear of all is the end of the world, predicted by American preachers to occur on the afternoon of October 2, 1982. With the help of a few everyday objects, they will build masks, suits and everything necessary to survive the final judgment at all costs. Although not everything will end as they imagined...

Mixed Up

Author : Gordon Korman
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338826735
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (388 download)

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Download or read book Mixed Up written by Gordon Korman and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2023-07-18 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of Restart, the story of two boys who are losing their memories... to each other. Reef and Theo don't know what's happening to them. They'll be going about their days and then suddenly they'll have these strange flashes of memory -- but the memories don't belong to them. And at the same time, their own memories are starting to... vanish. For Reef, this is a big problem, because memories are all he has left of his mom. For Theo, it's strange because the new memories give him a freedom he doesn't have with his domineering dad.

Dissecting the Serpent

Author : Rick Shoemaker
Publisher : WestBow Press
ISBN 13 : 1512701866
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (127 download)

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Download or read book Dissecting the Serpent written by Rick Shoemaker and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2016-03-04 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been the victim of a con artist? It seems as though every day we hear of increasingly clever schemes used to bilk people out of their money. It isnt always new cons, either; tried and true schemes are used time and again. Author Rick Shoemaker and his church fell victim to a scheme concocted by two con artists during the Christmas season. And while these criminals scammed churches across the country of more than $250,000, they are not the biggest con artists at work today. In Dissecting the Serpent: Exposing Twenty-One of the Devils Most Destructive Devices, Shoemaker tells you how to recognize the work of the ultimate con artistthe Devil. You can learn what is necessary to ward off each of his most frequently used attacks. Whats more, if you have already fallen victim to Satans traps, Shoemaker teaches you how to break free and return to life in Christ. Dissecting the Serpent offers a biblical investigation into the arsenal the Devil has devised for your destruction. You can have the strength and tools needed to fight back and return to a life of hope.

Flights of Fancy

Author : Various
Publisher : Walker Books US
ISBN 13 : 1536205362
Total Pages : 81 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (362 download)

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Download or read book Flights of Fancy written by Various and published by Walker Books US. This book was released on 2019-04-09 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a beautiful anthology, ten children’s book greats share stories, poems, pictures, tips, and prompts meant to inspire young readers to create works of their own. Have you ever sparked the start of a story by playing a game of What if? Is there any value to all that doodling you do? What does being “a sponge” have to do with facing down a blank page? Did you know that pictures can sometimes inspire stories, rather than the other way around? From Quentin Blake’s drawings of fantastical vehicles to Michael Rosen’s inside look at his poetry, from Anthony Browne’s shape game (no need to be an artist to play) to Lauren Child’s look at her creative process, this anthology — whose contributors were all British Children’s Laureates — aims to encourage budding writers and artists to let their imaginations soar. The final spread is a collection of prompts from all the contributors, passing the creative torch to the next generation. With contributions by: Malorie Blackman Quentin Blake Anthony Browne Lauren Child Julia Donaldson Anne Fine Michael Morpurgo Chris Riddell Michael Rosen Jacqueline Wilson

Wide Awake Nightmare

Author : David and Jolene Lancaster
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1499036930
Total Pages : 249 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (99 download)

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Download or read book Wide Awake Nightmare written by David and Jolene Lancaster and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2014-07-26 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Great Tribulation, the end of days has begun. Wide Awake Nightmare is the story of a husband and wife's desperate attempt to survive as they face lawlessness, human depravity at its worst, and a government that is determined to force the New World Order on its citizens. Through it all, they trust in God and their survival skills to keep them alive. It is a story of triumph and heart—rending tragedy.

Red Girl, Blue Boy

Author : Lauren Baratz-Logsted
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1619635011
Total Pages : 297 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (196 download)

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Download or read book Red Girl, Blue Boy written by Lauren Baratz-Logsted and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy Red Girl, Blue Boy and the other standalone titles in Bloomsbury's contemporary If Only romance line centered around an impossible problem: you always want what you can't have! Sixteen-year-old Katie and Drew really shouldn't get along. After all, her father is the Republican nominee for President of the United States while his mother is at the top of the Democratic ticket. But when Katie and Drew are thrown together in a joint interview on a morning talk show, they can't ignore the chemistry between them. With an entire nation tuned into and taking sides in your parents' fight, and the knowledge that--ultimately--someone has to lose, how can you fall in love with the one person you're supposed to hate? This title in the If Only line is a frank and funny romance that shows how sparks fly when opposites attract.

Stopleak

Author : Anne Louise Bannon
Publisher : Healcroft House, Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0998083844
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (98 download)

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Download or read book Stopleak written by Anne Louise Bannon and published by Healcroft House, Publishers. This book was released on 2017-06-14 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The only thing more dangerous than understanding each other is the trip they're on The worst has happened. There's been a leak in the courier system that is Operation Quickline, and Lisa Wycherly and Sid Hackbirn are sent to plug it. This is no straight-up investigation. The two are being used as bait for a complex trap. Lisa and Sid make their way around the country, starting in Washington, DC. Lisa eats her way through Manhattan, Sid puts up with rides at DisneyWorld, Florida. But the tension really ratchets up in New Orleans, when Lisa is spotted by a pair of thugs determined to kill her. The trail of dead bodies grows, but something else is happening. Sid and Lisa learn not just to accept each other, in spite of their very differing values. They try to understand each other, which means learning about their childhoods and how they became the people they are. Surviving the challenges to their respective values is hard enough. The bigger challenge will be to stay alive long enough to return home to their normal lives.

Then There Was You

Author : Miranda Liasson
Publisher : Forever
ISBN 13 : 1455541796
Total Pages : 281 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)

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Download or read book Then There Was You written by Miranda Liasson and published by Forever. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to Angel Falls, a small-town so delightful even enemies can't help falling in love in this "emotional, heartwarming romance you can't put down." (Lori Wilde, New York Times bestselling author) Angel Falls is the last place Sara Langdon wants to be. Her hometown may be charming, but it's also filled with memories of her "wedding-that-never-was." Yet Sara's grandmother needs her, and joining her dad at his medical practice gives Sara time to figure out what she wants for her future. But when her first patient turns out to be Colton Walker, the man who sabotaged her wedding, Sara starts to wonder if she'll ever be able to escape her past. As police chief, Colton Walker is devoted to his small town, and he's equally determined to avoid its newest resident. He and Sara have always gotten along like oil and water, and since the bachelor party incident, he's her Enemy #1. But after sharing an unexpected--and unexpectedly hot--kiss, Colton starts to wonder if the woman he's always fighting with is the one he should be fighting for. Praise for Miranda Liasson: "Liasson will make you laugh and melt your heart in this can't miss read."-- Marina Adair, #1 bestselling author of Summer in Napa "Ably tugs at the heartstrings with this poignant contemporary"--Publishers Weekly "Then There Was You was captivating and unputdownable." -- Under the Covers "A delightful and sexy small-town tale of love lost and found!" -- Fresh Fiction What readers are saying about Then There Was You "I absolutely adored this. It was a wonderful story filled with so much heart and love that completely filled me up. Excellent read!" "This story warmed my heart...I loved the quirky small-town vibe and the characters' strong sense of family." "Then There Was You is perfect for someone who enjoys romances in a small town setting. It was engaging from the beginning and above all, sweet and cozy." "Full of heart, sharp one-liners and some definite tear-worthy moments."

Mad Toy

Author : Roberto Arlt
Publisher : Duke University Press
ISBN 13 : 0822383330
Total Pages : 185 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (223 download)

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Download or read book Mad Toy written by Roberto Arlt and published by Duke University Press. This book was released on 2002-07-18 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Roberto Arlt, celebrated in Argentina for his tragicomic, punch-in-the-jaw writing during the 1920s and 1930s, was a forerunner of Latin American “boom” and “postboom” novelists such as Gabriel García Márquez and Isabel Allende. Mad Toy, acclaimed by many as Arlt’s best novel, is set against the chaotic background of Buenos Aires in the early twentieth century. Set in the badlands of adolescence, where acts of theft and betrayal become metaphors for creativity, Mad Toy is equal parts pulp fiction, realism, detective story, expressionist drama, and creative memoir. An immigrant son of a German father and an Italian mother, Arlt as a youth was a school dropout, poor and often hungry. In Mad Toy, he incorporates his personal experience into the lives of his characters. Published in 1926 as El juguete rabioso, the novel follows the adventures of Silvio Astier, a poverty-stricken and frustrated youth who is drawn to gangs and a life of petty crime. As Silvio struggles to bridge the gap between exuberant imagination and the sordid reality around him, he becomes fascinated with weapons, explosives, vandalism, and thievery, despite a desperate desire to rise above his origins. Flavored with a dash of romance, a hint of allegory, and a healthy dose of irony, the novel’s language varies from the cultured idiom of the narrator to the dialects and street slang of the novel’s many colorful characters. Mad Toy has appeared in numerous Spanish editions and has been adapted for the stage and for film. It is the second of Arlt’s novels to be translated into English.