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Book Synopsis Hello! My Name Is JOSEPH And My Pen Is Huge! by : Mens Dirty Joke Publishing
Download or read book Hello! My Name Is JOSEPH And My Pen Is Huge! written by Mens Dirty Joke Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for men called Joseph who love their Weenie. Are you looking for a special gift for a loved person or someone close to you? This funny dirty penis joke pun Notebook / Journal, name personalized, is perfect to write down everything comes in mind - use it for your brilliant ideas, as a to-do list, for phone numbers, for saving your memories, as a diary or planner. Your new notebook: high-quality cover great themed design personalized name 110 pages blank white paper, dotted 6 x 9 inch size Cool Notebook are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Name Day Gift Co-worker & Boss Gift Student Gifts College & School Supplies and many more Find other Names and click on the Authors Name.
Download or read book The Rift written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-10-10 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the acclaimed If You Go Down to the Woods (HarperCollins) comes a new thriller in the slipstream of Jacob’s The Monkey’s Paw and King’s Pet Sematary. Joe Jimenez, grieving father and estranged husband, on the eve of the anniversary of his son's death is on the brink of complete despair when he witnesses the arrival of a strange atmospheric anomaly. The rift – a curious tear in the very air of his backyard – appears nightly, and after some experimentation, Joe discovers that for everything that's sent through the rift, something similar, but horribly wrong, comes back. And when something on the other side claims to be in possession of his son, Joe has to make the most important decision of his life: should he go through and find out? FLAME TREE PRESS is the imprint of long-standing Independent Flame Tree Publishing, dedicated to full-length original fiction in the horror and suspense, science fiction & fantasy, and crime / mystery / thriller categories. The list brings together fantastic new authors and the more established; the award winners, and exciting, original voices. Learn more about Flame Tree Press at www.flametreepress.com and connect on social media @FlameTreePress
Book Synopsis The Gift of Misfortune by : Joseph P. Policape
Download or read book The Gift of Misfortune written by Joseph P. Policape and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-07-07 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Summary T HE GIFT OF MISFORTUNE CHRONICLES THE STORY OF A YOUNG HAITIAN IMMIGRANT TORN BETWEEN HIS NATIVE LAND, WHICH HE LOVES UNCONDITIONALLY, AND AN ADOPTED COUNTRY THAT HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH AT FIRST SIGHT. However, once he reluctantly arrives in his new country, in spite of himself, he loves it, but three major obstacles surface that alter his attitudes and eventually his life: his natural kinship with the Christian notion of poverty and wealth; his encounter with his adopted father/friend, Thomas, who is very critical of America; and the most important, the obstacle that makes him change his attitude about American culture and democracyhis malevolent and greedy wife, Monica. Politics, religion, fear, deception, greed, courage, and revelation all come to play in the journey of Armand, who brings a willing sister to the United States while his heart and soul is still in Haiti. During Haitis most turbulent recent times, Armand and sister, Deborah, become concerned about the chaos that is claiming the streets of Port-au-Prince. The fear, violence, murder, and hopelessness were affecting not only the poor and desperate but the wealthy and desperate as well. Deborah wants to go, and so one morning, she wakes up in her comfortable house. After hearing another story of one of her friends put to death because they will not join the military of Baby Doc (Jean-Claude Duvalier), she wants to go out of Haiti as both patriot and citizen. Deborah cannot go anywhere without her brother, Armand, and though he too is frightened, he feels that he cant leave Haiti. They are not involved in politics, but are religious: Armand, fundamentalist Protestant; and Deborah, traditional Catholic. They are still thrust into the politics of the country. They attend the finest school in Haiti, and they attend this school with the countrys elite who are pro-Duvalier. With warring factions, violence spurting all around them, certain friends disappearing overnight, never to return, and some friends demanding them to choose between their neutral political life, and the need for them to get involved in the Duvalier government, and concerns for Deborahs freedom since an important Duvalier official might want Deborah for his son, they hatch a plan to escape to the United States of America. In the beginning, it is Deborah, and not Armand, who wanted to abandon Haiti, but Armand has to go to protect his sister and make sure she got there safely. After making a careful trip to Bainet to get money from their very wealthy parents, they leave for the United States of America. Armand leaves with a heavy heart because, unlike Deborah, he wanted to stay in Haiti to do religious work, which would end up looking like political work since Armand has a close connection and passion for the poor. But because of family and tradition, Deborah becomes the major priority. Armand starts a whole new journey when he gets on that plane to the United States and lands in New York City, where his relatives and friends are awaiting him and Deborah. In New York City, he is immediately thrown into a quandary. Though he misses Haiti, he excitingly falls in love with the United States and New York City. On his beginning U.S. journey, he is introduced to the two most important people in his life and the two most important characters in the novel. Also, he is introduced to two of the most important persons he met in his life in the United States: Thomas, a radical Christian socialist who constantly places the United States into the glaring light of expectation and reality and compels Armand to go beyond his strict religious beliefs to uncover deeper truth about a society that worships the material greed; and the other person is Monica, a young woman of questionable reputation, but has sterling charm, a charm that, in spite of all of the warning of Armands family and church friends, got Armand to marry her. The novel unfolds with these two polar, opposite ch
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Book Synopsis The Mirror by : Margaret Safo (Mrs.)
Download or read book The Mirror written by Margaret Safo (Mrs.) and published by Graphic Communications Group. This book was released on 2006-09-30 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Sense of an Ending by : Julian Barnes
Download or read book The Sense of an Ending written by Julian Barnes and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2011-10-05 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BOOKER PRIZE WINNER • NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A novel that follows a middle-aged man as he contends with a past he never much thought about—until his closest childhood friends return with a vengeance: one of them from the grave, another maddeningly present. A novel so compelling that it begs to be read in a single setting, The Sense of an Ending has the psychological and emotional depth and sophistication of Henry James at his best, and is a stunning achievement in Julian Barnes's oeuvre. Tony Webster thought he left his past behind as he built a life for himself, and his career has provided him with a secure retirement and an amicable relationship with his ex-wife and daughter, who now has a family of her own. But when he is presented with a mysterious legacy, he is forced to revise his estimation of his own nature and place in the world.
Download or read book McClure's Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1920 with total page 884 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Book Synopsis Golden Country by : Jennifer Gilmore
Download or read book Golden Country written by Jennifer Gilmore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2006-09-05 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golden Country, Jennifer Gilmore's masterful and irreverent reinvention of the Jewish American novel, captures the exuberance of the American dream while exposing its underbelly -- disillusionment, greed, and the disaffection bred by success. As Gilmore's charmingly flawed characters witness and shape history, they come to embody America's greatness, as well as its greatest imperfections. Spanning the first half of the twentieth century, Golden Country vividly brings to life the intertwining stories of three immigrants seeking their fortunes -- the handsome and ambitious Seymour, a salesman-turned-gangster-turned-Broadway-producer; the gentle and pragmatic Joseph, a door-to-door salesman who is driven to invent a cleanser effective enough to wipe away the shame of his brother's mob connections; and the irresistible Frances Gold, who grows up in Brooklyn, stars in Seymour's first show, and marries the man who invents television. Their three families, though inex-tricably connected for years, are brought together for the first time by the engagement of Seymour's son and Joseph's daughter. David and Miriam's marriage must endure the inheritance of not only their parents' wealth but also the burdens of their past. Epic and comic, poignant and wise, Golden Country introduces readers to an extraordinary new voice in fiction.
Book Synopsis The Perpetual Penitent by : Henry Hoffman
Download or read book The Perpetual Penitent written by Henry Hoffman and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-08-17 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A grieving father goes missing following the gruesome death of his three-year-old daughter in an accident directly attributable to his own negligence. For reasons both personal and professional, private investigator Adam Fraley takes on the task of tracking down the father at the request of the dead child's older sibling. In a case fraught with intrigue, danger, and the overhanging threat of family disintegration. Fraley's search ultimately takes him to remote regions of Haiti where he discovers he is not the only one in search of the father. Soon, he finds himself entangled in the tentacles of a lucrative international insurance scam involving the falsification of death records. Fraley's probing is viewed by the scheme's masterminds as a serious threat to their continued existence, leading its operatives to mark the private investigator for elimination before he exposes them.
Download or read book The Glass Looker written by Mark Elwood and published by . This book was released on 2021-09 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Glass Looker follows an ordinary American farm boy named Joseph Smith who discovers he possesses the magical ability for seeing in stones. Learn the origin story of the American boy-prophet through illustrated accounts collected from Joseph, his family, neighbors and enemies.
Book Synopsis The Big Book of Bible Crafts and Projects by : Joy MacKenzie
Download or read book The Big Book of Bible Crafts and Projects written by Joy MacKenzie and published by Zondervan Publishing Company. This book was released on 1981-11 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Love, War and Tears by : Goran Palada
Download or read book Love, War and Tears written by Goran Palada and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a wartime love story of two young people, brought together by terror and destruction in Croatia. Their journey starts in 1991, as the war begins to spread across the land. From the nightmare and blood being spilt, a deep love was born. For a love so right, yet so wrong, the quest for survival begins. Can they survive against all odds? That year, the war was spreading across the expanse of the former Yugoslavia. It lasted onlyfor a short period in Slovenia, but it blazed up in its full force in Croatia. The agitators brought back from Serbia, manipulated with the local Serbian population and together with the Yugoslav National Army, triggered the beginning of destruction, devastation and murder of civil Croatian society. Croatia becomes productive territory for hundreds of newsreporters from all around the world, and from there they inform their homeland stations of the terror appearing before their eyes. One of them is an Australian reporter Suzane Goudin, from her mother's side Croatian. She comes to Split, a town situated along the Adriatic Coast, where, right at the beginning of her journey meets a local newsreporter Mario Matovina. Up until then, Mario also wrote for an Australian newspaper whose owner was Suzane's father. Although Mario was happily married father of three children and Suzane Goudin, a young widow with one child, between them, from the very first start, a chemistry and a strong sense of attraction existed. Mario's father is the former general of Yugoslav's National Army, and in the previous days of aggression within Croatia, he feels shame for all the things that same army is doing to Croatia. He puts his personal experience and places it to his country`s disposal whom he had loved so greatly and would sacrafice himself for.He has a stroke and becomes chained to his hospital bed. In those dramatic moments between life and death, Mario awaits in his fathers presence for the worst. Although he loves his wife, Mario has a hard time denying and resisting the feelings he feels towards Suzane. At the beginning, it was all sexual attraction, which has with time developed into something much more deeper. The terror and nightmare of the war had made them closer. A love was born. Is it possible to love two women at the same time? The southern sky of Dubrovnik was not covered in starts any longer, but by granades and mines. Death spread across the old Dubrovnik's walls. During the artillery attack on Dubrovnik, Mario uses all his power, his body, his mind, his soul to protect Suzane. They go through hell, he is wounded, looses a part of his arm during the ongoing battle while Suzane looses her baby to him at Split's hospital. Although she was pregnant, he didn't know. Suzane departs for Australia, while wounded Mario goes back to his family. All over again, he starts experiencing love with his wife. In the year 1995, Suzane dies inFrankfurt form leukemia. She wished to die in Croatia, but death was quicker and beat her to it. She was buried in her native soil along the Adriatic Coast where her mother was from. Mario did not attend the funeral. He went the next day, when he could stay peacefully goodbye to his wartime love. The war in Croatia ended, right when this deeply moving love story did. The war had brought them together, but it also ripped them apart.
Book Synopsis Novelist's Library by : Henry Fielding
Download or read book Novelist's Library written by Henry Fielding and published by . This book was released on 1821 with total page 850 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Gasolina #4 written by Sean Mackiewicz and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2017-12-27 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's a war going on outside that no one is safe from. Families are being taken by Los Queridos while monsters emerge from the soil. Amalia and Randy have lived on the run for too long. Now, they stand and fight no matter the sacrifice.
Download or read book Boys' Life written by and published by . This book was released on 2011-03 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boys' Life is the official youth magazine for the Boy Scouts of America. Published since 1911, it contains a proven mix of news, nature, sports, history, fiction, science, comics, and Scouting.
