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Book Synopsis Happy Birthday You're Old As Fuck by : Swearworks
Download or read book Happy Birthday You're Old As Fuck written by Swearworks and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-25 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happy Birthday You're Old As Fuck Notebook This blank lined notebook journal is perfect for taking notes, journal writing, essays, to do lists and so much more. A great size that's not too thick and not too thin, and the perfect size to throw into your backpack, bag or purse. DETAILS Size: 6 x 9 Inches Pages: 120 Pages (60 Sheets Front and Back) Lightly College Lined Sheets Crisp White Pages Thick Matte Soft Cover
Book Synopsis Happy Fucking 39th Birthday by : Level Up Designs
Download or read book Happy Fucking 39th Birthday written by Level Up Designs and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-04 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search Level Up Designs books and check out some of our other fun birthday books!
Book Synopsis Kardashian Kulture by : Ellis Cashmore
Download or read book Kardashian Kulture written by Ellis Cashmore and published by Emerald Group Publishing. This book was released on 2019-08-30 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Using the royal family of celebrity culture, the Kardashians, as a lens through which to scrutinize early 21st century culture, this book examines the worlds of business, politics, technology and entertainment, to show how celebrity has fundamentally changed the way we live.
Book Synopsis Happy Fucking 39th Birthday Bitch by : Karlon Douglas
Download or read book Happy Fucking 39th Birthday Bitch written by Karlon Douglas and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search "Level Up Designs Happy Birthday Books" and check out some of our other fun birthday books such as address books, password organizers, sketchbooks and more!
Book Synopsis It's My F---ing Birthday by : Merrill Markoe
Download or read book It's My F---ing Birthday written by Merrill Markoe and published by Villard. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “In the coming year,” she said, hoisting her blindingly clean and gleaming glass into the air, “may half of all your dreams come true.” “Mom,” I said to her, “isn’t that kind of pathetic?” “Well, it’s realistic.” It’s her thirty-sixth birthday, and she really thought things would be different this year—that she’d have figured out men and how to get along with her narcissistic parents enough to survive a birthday celebration. But nothing’s changed. Her disappointing day is capped off by the delivery of a huge bouquet of flowers from Carl, with whom she has recently, and bitterly, split. A gesture of reconciliation? Of passive aggression? She’s too unhinged to tell. It’s My F---ing Birthday unfolds in seven state-of-my-life addresses this hapless high school art teacher writes to herself on consecutive birthdays, as she is determined to break the patterns of behavior that are keeping her down. Her objective: to avoid making the same mistakes over and over and start making some new ones. Through seven outrageously funny years of needling parents, self-absorbed boyfriends, riots, O.J., and Monica—and bigger and bigger bouquets from Carl—she navigates a circuitous (and ultimately successful) route to happiness in a world where everything seems to conspire to the contrary. What I Learned This Year That I Need to Remember 1. No more taking the bait from Mom. Even if the fight becomes about not taking the bait. 2. No more dwelling in the past. 3. Try much harder to continue being a vegetarian. This will limit the restaurants the folks can take me to. 4. No more trying to decode the flowers from Carl. If he sends them again, just think of them as a fun, free thing, like a little sample box of cereal or detergent that suddenly appears in the mailbox. 5. Don’t make a big deal out of the fact that there were no guys this year. Perhaps that’s a better thing than continuing to get involved with guys who exhibit behavior from the beginning that indicates the whole thing is completely hopeless. So try to remember the above as a coping strategy when I am so crazed with horniness that I want to throw myself off a building. 6. No more mumbo jumbo. This means no more calling 900 astrology numbers listed at the end of horoscopes in women’s magazines to find out my love forecast. And no more going to psychics, no matter how dicey things get.
Book Synopsis Subversive Cross Stitch by : Julie Jackson
Download or read book Subversive Cross Stitch written by Julie Jackson and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2006-04-13 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Needlework is America's most popular craft, with about 38 million stitchers according to the Hobby Industry of America. Subversive Cross Stitch puts a 21st-century spin to this age-old art. Step-by-step instructions for 35 hilarious projects are sure to appeal to the savvy stitch-n-bitch generation.
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday Jesús by : Ronald L. Ruiz
Download or read book Happy Birthday Jesús written by Ronald L. Ruiz and published by Arte Publico Press. This book was released on 1994 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The boiling pot of emotions that finally erupts in young Jesus has been cooking for years on the flames of religious fanaticism, poverty and race hatred. Transformed into the perfect victim by his grandmother, a religious fanatic, and the teachings of his parish priest, Jesus is progressively abused and brutalized. At eighteen, he marks his coming of age with the savage rape of a prostitute, the only person who loved him, and with an attack that maims the parish priest he both hated and feared. Jesus graduates from the supposedly nurturing institutions of family, church and school into the labyrinth of horrors that is the correctional system.
Book Synopsis Vivienne. Just an ordinary suburban housewife... no more by : Colin Palmer
Download or read book Vivienne. Just an ordinary suburban housewife... no more written by Colin Palmer and published by Litres. This book was released on 2022-05-15 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vivienne was a just a normal housewife from a little suburb on Australia’s Gold Coast until a near disastrous accident uncovered some latent powers that she’d never known was within her. The Police can’t catch her so they invite a living legend from The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation to help. Unfortunately, a serial killer also learns about her and wants Vivienne and her power. Everybody wants her. What does Vivienne want? Just to be normal again...
Download or read book Birthday Girl written by Penelope Douglas and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2023-09-26 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: True love comes from the most forbidden places in this TikTok smash hit from New York Times bestselling author Penelope Douglas, now with bonus material! Jordan has nowhere else to go when her boyfriend offers to let her move in with him and his dad. Working a dead-end job, with her relationship sputtering, she jumps at the opportunity, expecting to help out around the house in exchange. What she doesn’t anticipate is for her heart to race every time Pike pulls into the driveway, or to burn when their eyes meet over the breakfast table. He’s kind and listens to her and protects her in a way no man ever has before. Her sister once told her there are no good men, and if you find one, he's probably unavailable. Only Pike isn't the unavailable one…she is. As the days go by, Pike’s finding it anything but simple to have his son’s girlfriend living in his house. He can’t stop thinking about her and holding his breath every time they cross paths. It feels like she’s becoming a part of him. Except he knows they’re not free to give in to this. How could they when he’s her boyfriend’s father?
Book Synopsis Oh, This Is Some Bullsh*t! by : Twiggy D Author
Download or read book Oh, This Is Some Bullsh*t! written by Twiggy D Author and published by Opulence Publishing House LLC . This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh, This Is Some Bullsh*t.. Is a collection of essays detailing the life of young Twiggy and her life growing up in a highly toxic household. The author expresses memories and feelings towards her narcissistic alcoholic mother, her narcissistic family, and medical professionals who all had a part in making her life a living hell. She dealt with all types of abuse, and neglect, and feeling unloved and unwanted. All this including carrying the weight of living with a chronic illness was almost too much to bear. She chronicles all the most pivotal moments that made her ultimately want to end it all, but suicide attempts proved to be an unwanted end to the problems and she learned to face them head on! No more secrets and hiding, Twiggy has released herself from the prison of depression, fear, and the trauma of her past that held her captive for so many years, to bring you this true life collection of stories that seems almost like a movie than real life. With every word written, and each sentence you read- another wall is taken down. Freeing her from the demons of her past.
Book Synopsis The Berenstain Bears Say Their Prayers by : Stan Berenstain
Download or read book The Berenstain Bears Say Their Prayers written by Stan Berenstain and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2010-09-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Young readers will learn the importance of praying in this addition to the Living Lights™ series of Berenstain Bears books. Children will understand how to recognize God’s blessings and how to create a daily habit of prayer. The Berenstain Bears Say Their Prayers—part of the popular Zonderkidz Living Lights™ series of books—is perfect for: Early readers, ages 4-8 Reading out loud at bedtime to encourage and reinforce night routines Creating quality conversations about prayer and thankfulness The Berenstain Bears Say Their Prayers: Features the hand-drawn artwork of Mike Berenstain, the son of the creators of the Berenstain Bears, Stan and Jan Berenstain Continues in the much-loved footsteps of Stan and Jan Berenstain with the Berenstain Bears series of books Is part of one of the bestselling children’s book series ever created, with more than 250 books published and nearly 300 million copies sold to date
Book Synopsis This Charming Guest by : Sharon Gartner
Download or read book This Charming Guest written by Sharon Gartner and published by Angelwords publications . This book was released on 2022-02-02 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fast paced witty series follows modern day heroine Lisa Collins.. An Australian small town is thrown into turmoil when city girl Lisa Collins makes a reckless purchase of an old run-down villa. She finds herself forced to leave the comfort of the city limits to make her home in the vast open spaces of the country Lisa Collins is ready to start a new chapter in her life. As she approaches 40 and is desperate to have a baby, Lisa is about to give up hope of finding the right man until young filmmaker books into her B&B. With hope at the prospect of finding Mr Right through the opportunities 'This Charming Guest' provides, Lisa changes the filmmaker's plan to work to her advantage.
Book Synopsis I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die by : Sarah J. Robinson
Download or read book I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Book Synopsis Hyperbole and a Half by : Allie Brosh
Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Book Synopsis Every Other Weekend by : Abigail Johnson
Download or read book Every Other Weekend written by Abigail Johnson and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 506 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Two teenagers from broken families find solace in one another’s company” in this “heart-wrenching and hopeful” YA romance novel (Kirkus Reviews). When Adam Moynihan’s oldest brother died, his life fell apart around him. Now his mom cries constantly, he and his remaining brother can’t talk without fighting, and the father he always admired moved out when they needed him most. Jolene Timber is used to being a pawn in her divorced parents’ war. But when she develops an unlikely friendship with a boy who spends every other weekend in the same apartment building that she does, suddenly the future seems less bleak. Can the boy who thinks forgiveness makes him weak and the girl who thinks love is for fools find something real together? They’ll find out . . . every other weekend.
Book Synopsis The Devil's Dance: Dark Mafia Romance by : Alessa Steel
Download or read book The Devil's Dance: Dark Mafia Romance written by Alessa Steel and published by XSN. This book was released on 2024-07-03 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rocco D'Alessio, the Don of the D'Alessio family is grieving the loss of his wife while still trying to run Chicago and keep his enemies at bay. Rocco is trying to gather up alliances to prevent a full blown war from exploding… and what better way than an arranged marriage. Right? His plans come to a screeching halt when he meets Dahlia Rossi; a hot-headed stripper at one of his clubs. Dahlia is dancing her life away without a care in the world. Dahlia doesn't care who Rocco is or what he wants, but what happens when the tension between the two becomes unfathomable? Who will give in first? Will Rocco be able to keep Dahlia safe or will history repeat itself?
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday, Wanda June by : Kurt Vonnegut
Download or read book Happy Birthday, Wanda June written by Kurt Vonnegut and published by Dial Press Trade Paperback. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Richly and often pertinently funny [with] a sure instinct for the carefully considered irrelevance . . . a great deal of incidental hilarity [and] inspired idiocy.”—The New York Times Happy Birthday Wanda June was Kurt Vonnegut’s first play, which premiered in New York in 1970 and was then adapted into a film in 1971. It is a darkly humorous and searing examination of the excesses of capitalism, patriotism, toxic masculinity, and American culture in the post-Vietnam War era. Featuring behind-the-scenes photographs from the original stage production, this play captures Vonnegut’s brilliantly distinct perspective unlike we have ever seen it before. “A great artist.”—The Cincinnati Enquirer
