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BITCH ARE YOU STUPID?

Author : Former Player
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 229 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (23 download)

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Download or read book BITCH ARE YOU STUPID? written by Former Player and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2023-09-17 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I've been every “Bad Boy” and guy that you've ever dated. I'm a former dog, liar, cheater, asshole, user, manipulator and have slept with hundreds of women. And when it comes to the man in your life I’m here to tell you either he loves you or he's in love with you and when to walk away! These are the reasons why most women find themselves heartbroken, frustrated and losing sleep, they don't know the difference. I'll show you the difference between possessing a man’s mind and his heart, if he's serious about you or if you're just something to do for right now. I'll also show you why men really cheat, why he's not rushing to marry you, can’t commit and how you really have all the power in the relationship. I'll give you real, straight to the point talk and insight, save you from years of heartache and wasting your time with a man who isn't your real soul mate. Today is your awakening, your epiphany and new beginning. After reading this book you’ll look at men differently and see the man in your life in an objective way and know how he really feels about you.

The Lacy Project

Author : Alena Smith
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0822237385
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (222 download)

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Download or read book The Lacy Project written by Alena Smith and published by Dramatists Play Service, Inc.. This book was released on 2017-09-29 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Her mother’s photographs turned Lacy into an icon of childhood innocence and beauty. Now, on the night of her 22nd birthday, Lacy has to navigate between image and reality, sex and friendship, self-indulgence and responsibility. This wild tragicomedy presents a portrait of a young woman held captive by her own childhood, and a vivid picture of a generation unable to grow up.

To Love A Woman or Butterflies, butterflies, butterflies...

Author : Fire
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1770972412
Total Pages : 303 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (79 download)

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Book Synopsis To Love A Woman or Butterflies, butterflies, butterflies... by : Fire

Download or read book To Love A Woman or Butterflies, butterflies, butterflies... written by Fire and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Natalie had to live most of her life under her mothers controlling and influence, except for a brief term at the University which was full of new experiences. She now lives through a tepid marriage with her husband Pet in an upscale suburban neighborhood on a round, boring street. All that comes to an end when Victoria moves in to the neighborhood. Victoria is a beautiful, sophisticated and a wealthy mother of two who is now in a relationship with a jealous and protective man, once her best friend. Victoria’s presence starts shaking up Natalie’s suburban flat-linings and really stirs up foreign feelings in side her. Gradually her fleeting crush develops into something much deeper and more profound, which leads the two women to abandon everything they have come to know and accept for a love and passion so strong that it will change them both to the core.

Birthday

Author : Joe Penhall
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 1408172933
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book Birthday written by Joe Penhall and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2013-12-02 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The birth of their daughter should be one of the happiest days of Ed and Lisa's life. An NHS maternity ward and their somewhat unusual circumstances make for an unsettling and satisfyingly comic sequence of events that tests their relationship to the core, and raises intrinsic questions about the nature of birth and renewal, fear and isolation. Subverting the received gender roles to darkly comic and disturbing effect, the play charts Ed and Lisa's personally fraught experience at the behest of an NHS labour ward. Penhall expertly weaves an acutely funny and emotionally charged sequence of events: he pitches wryly observed gender perceptions of a quite literal life and death situation against an indictment of the NHS system. The beautifully observed writing is at once vicious and searingly tender. Birthday achieves an intensely comic counterpoint to teh visceral domestic drama sutured to bigger issues of aspiration, sacrifice, who we are, how we communicate, the triumph of tolerance, nature and ultimately love.

A Bitch Is a Bitch Is a Bitch

Author : Dr. Doramae Brookshire
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1664144447
Total Pages : 626 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (641 download)

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Book Synopsis A Bitch Is a Bitch Is a Bitch by : Dr. Doramae Brookshire

Download or read book A Bitch Is a Bitch Is a Bitch written by Dr. Doramae Brookshire and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2020-12-16 with total page 626 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Bitch Is a Bitch Is a Bitch is a rare glimpse into the world of incarceration of professional women. In the 1990’s a dentist from Georgia went to jail in Atlanta for Medicaid Fraud. A victim of a good-ole-boy order and a biased court system, she entered a world that she never dreamed existed. Her story is terrifying and outlandish, but at the same time often hilarious. Explore the world of jail as seen through the eyes of a convicted dentist. Meet unforgettable characters like Sgt. Dairy Queen, Mrs. Santa Claus, Hillbilly Erline, Big Charlotte, Bicycle, one-footed Angelica, and Pitiful Pearl. Climb aboard this jailhouse journey and your life will be forever changed, just as Dr. Brookshire's was.

Miles and Jo

Author : Jo Gelbard
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1477289569
Total Pages : 187 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (772 download)

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Download or read book Miles and Jo written by Jo Gelbard and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-11-21 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People just stop being interestingknow what I mean? They go so far and then they stop. Theres no more. Somehow I'm never with a woman more than seven years. Some dont go longer than a few minutes. When the music stops, Im done and need to move on.Miles Davis It was 1968. Jo Gelbard was an eighteen-year-old art student in New York City when she gave up her aspirations to be a painter and married the man she thought was the love of her life. True to her traditional upbringing, she devoted herself to her husband and son and lived what looked like the perfect lifeeven as she began slowly disappearing as a person. Then, on a January morning in 1984, a chance encounter with a fellow tenant in her Upper East Side high-rise took Jo completely by surprise. It was Miles Davis, arguably the greatest and most influential jazz musician in the world. Married to award-winning actress Cicely Tyson, he was a Platinum-selling trumpeter, bandleader, and film composer. For both Jo and Miles, the connection was immediate, unmistakable, and thrilling. Over time, their casual friendship escalated into a disruptive yet liberating affair that would build Jos self-esteem, give her dormant artistic ambitions a shot of adrenaline, and catch her absolutely off guard. But Miles, charming, inviting, and sensual, had a dark sidecruel, reckless, jealous, and frighteningly intense. And at thirty-two years oldmarried for fourteen years with a seven-year-old sonJo found herself torn between this fiercely passionate man and her frustratingly indifferent husband, living a double life, and tormented by her inability to choose between the two. Now, for the first time, Jo shares not only her own journey of self-discovery, but provides a rare, inside portrait of Miles Davis himself, and the private demons that fueled his genius. Ultimately, MILES AND JO: LOVE STORY IN BLUE is the story of two artists, striving for individuality, alone and together.

The Angels Are Talking to You

Author : Samantha Scantlebury
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1491890827
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (918 download)

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Download or read book The Angels Are Talking to You written by Samantha Scantlebury and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2014-02-26 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Claudia is an intelligent kind natured young lady For the most part she was happy but at times sadness would prevail. Often she would worry about her years of being single, wondering why this would be the case. Her friend Cheryl sets her up on a blind date with Ricardo. This develops into a serious relationship that produces a child. But this once kind natured man turns into a horrible jealous person, so Claudia opts for single parenthood. One day a strange feeling comes over Claudia and in almost an instant, she begins to develop love for Ricardo. Claudia spends the next few years working on getting her man back by any means necessary. This obsessive love reduces Claudia into being a shadow of her former self. She then decides that if she cannot be with Ricardo then life is not worth living. Through Claudias journey, strange and shocking things are revealed to her. and those closest to her are not whom they seem. Does Claudia find the strength to overcome the haunting truth of her past and destroy this suicidal love or will it be the death of her. A truly riveting supernatural tale of things unseen and fascinating revelations of spirituality

Plum's Pleasure

Author : Gehla S. Knight
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595472168
Total Pages : 426 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (954 download)

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Download or read book Plum's Pleasure written by Gehla S. Knight and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-11 with total page 426 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can virtue be found in a turn-of-the-century bordello? Can a frontier teacher stand idly by as the Shoshone culture is subsumed by Anglo missionaries? Can a suburban lawyer justify that his casual dalliances don't amount to infidelity? From the opulent parlor of an 1898 Seattle bordello to a Portland law firm in 1989, each heroine, hero, and villain in this memorable collection of short stories is captured at a crossroads in life. They are ordinary people: brave, timid, foolhardy, modest, brazen, and often self-sacrificing. And they struggle with the budding concerns of their time-women's suffrage, chauvinistic double-standards, prejudice, misogyny, and the loneliness of separation brought on by war. Gehla S. Knight deftly explores these issues without reserve, placing her characters in crisis situations where they must act despite the murkiness of what's right and what's wrong. In small but powerful ways, their choices challenge the prevailing views of their time and blaze new trails that those who follow can easily travel. Juxtaposing society's often ill-conceived mores with individual will and desire, Knight deftly combines historical settings with colloquial dialogue and vivid characters. Spanning nearly a century of American history, Plum's Pleasure is a satisfying collection that will tantalize both your senses and sensibilities.

Through The Rain

Author : Reshma Boodhoo
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1329486722
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (294 download)

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Download or read book Through The Rain written by Reshma Boodhoo and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Huerfano

Author : Roberta Price
Publisher : Univ of Massachusetts Press
ISBN 13 : 9781558495739
Total Pages : 380 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (957 download)

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Download or read book Huerfano written by Roberta Price and published by Univ of Massachusetts Press. This book was released on 2006 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A "splendid book that beautifully captures the spirit of [commune life] . . ." (Nick Bromell, author of "Tomorrow Never Knows"), Price's memoir is at once comic, poignant, and honest, recapturing the sense of affirmation and experimentation that fueled the counterculture without lapsing into sentimentality or cynicism. 40 illustrations.

My Life

Author : Juannikka Callaway
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1546224513
Total Pages : 309 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (462 download)

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Download or read book My Life written by Juannikka Callaway and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2018-01-27 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bitch, that lil bastard aint mine! In a tale of sex, drugs, murder, and secrets, Charlie, who lives on the east side of Atlanta, gets an unexpected gifta baby with a local drug dealer who leaves her for dead! She later marries a guy from her childhood. While things look good, there is beef between her husband, brother, and babys father. As the war continues, she finds herself in the middle of it all. Through serving time, losing friends, learning secrets that were buried, and trying to survive, Charlie battles with her decisions in My Life: My Decisions!

Dead of Knight

Author : William R. Potter
Publisher : The eBook Sale
ISBN 13 : 1849610258
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (496 download)

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Download or read book Dead of Knight written by William R. Potter and published by The eBook Sale. This book was released on 2010-10 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A serial killer is targeting women on their birthdays and Detective Jack Staal is left on the sideline as the Royal Canadian Mounted Police's integrated homicide teams are assigned to the case.

Alpha's Hated Mate

Author : WAJE
Publisher : SuperNovel(HK)Co.,Limited
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Download or read book Alpha's Hated Mate written by WAJE and published by SuperNovel(HK)Co.,Limited. This book was released on 2023-12-27 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I don't want to see this angelic face of hers that deceived me and murdered my child, she disgusts me, she is nothing but a worthless, good for nothing, liar. I was so good to her and this is how she repays me? I fucking loved her, I changed who I was for her sake. I put up with her annoying and embarrassing ass but you know what, take her back to Ryan if you must, I'm sure he was so relieved when I took her off his hands but even I regret taking her.”Camilla composes herself, finding her balance but still a crying mess. “You don't mean that, you're just mad. You love me, remember?” she mummers, her gaze drifting to Santiago. “Tell him he loves me and he's just mad.” she begs, when Santiago doesn't respond, she shakes her head, her gaze falling on Adrian again and he stares at her with disdain. “You said you love me forever.” she whispers.“No, I fucking hate you right now.” Camilla Mia Burton is a Wolf less seventeen-year-old with insecurities and fear of the unknown. She is a half-human part-werewolf; she's a powerful wolf even though unaware of the power within her and has a beast too a rare gem. Camilla is as sweet as she can be. However what happens when she meets her mate and he is not what she dreamed about? He is a cruel cold-hearted eighteen years old Alpha. He is ruthless and in disapproval of Mates he wants nothing to do with her. She endeavors to change his perception of how he sees things, yet he loathes and rejects her pushing her away but the mate bond proves to be strong. What will he do when he regrets rejecting and hating her?

Back Street to Happy

Author : Gary D. Jefferson
Publisher : Archway Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1480808350
Total Pages : 286 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book Back Street to Happy written by Gary D. Jefferson and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2014-06-12 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: La Gina is a smart, Hurricane Katrina survivor who used her physical gifts to achieve material gain. La Gina is now settled in a new life with her husband, Earl Cuyler, a police detective with strong convictions and a wandering eye. Although Earl claims to love La Gina, her friends think otherwise, but they have their own personal battles. Raymond thinks he is too poor to marry his woman. Suzi is in love with her neighbor, Zege, who is interested in a casual friendship with benefits. Everything changes when La Gina is diagnosed with breast cancer. Earl abandons her because he could not tolerate the effects that chemotherapy was having on his pride and joy_La Ginas body and her long, beautiful hair. Earl tells La Gina, well, that is your problem, your sickness or illness, whatever, not mine. La Gina thinks her illness is one of her greatest challengesuntil Earl is charged with murdering his mistress and her unborn child. Throughout her illness, La Gina undergoes a paradigm shift and begins to govern her behavior by reasoning and logic. She decides to stand by Earl while he is being investigated for the horrific crime. Her friends think that she has gone cray-cray. All of that is about to change when friends help her realize that she may be an accomplice to the murders. Back Street to Happy is the suspenseful tale of a womans journey to attain her dreams, despite a betrayal by the man she loves.

“Stand”

Author : Sydney Gage
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1546279016
Total Pages : 187 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (462 download)

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Download or read book “Stand” written by Sydney Gage and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2019-02-20 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Londyn A’mir Woods is a twenty-five-year-old single woman who’s trying to find love in a man, Eli, who can’t give it to her for all kinds of reasons. She holds on to him and takes everything he does in—at least until she ends up raising her three out-of-control nieces. She sees so much of her in them, and now she’s got a decision to make. Will she be a role model and leave Eli in her past, or is she going to shut her nieces out and continue to try to make Eli hers?

Tainted Lives

Author : Mandasue Heller
Publisher : Hodder & Stoughton
ISBN 13 : 1848943016
Total Pages : 515 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (489 download)

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Download or read book Tainted Lives written by Mandasue Heller and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2009-07-23 with total page 515 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'One of the bad girls of gritty crime' Daily Mirror Sarah Mullen is a beautiful child who at seven years old is put into care by her drug-addicted mother. Trying to live with the rejection is bad enough, but no one could have prepared her for the pain that was yet to come. Harry Shaw is the boy that everyone bullies, the kid whose own mother locked him in a cupboard so she wouldn't have to look at his face, and then left him there. When he meets Sarah for the first time, a friendship is instantly forged. And out of a desire to be loved an alliance is born. Then into their lives comes Vinnie Walker, a good-looking and calculating thirteen-year-old who will change both their lives forever. 'A cracking read that will chill you to the bone' Sun on Two-Faced font size="+1"'Mandasue has played a real blinder with this fantastic novel' Martina Cole on Forget-Me-Not/font/b

Everybody Is Awful

Author : Jim Florentine
Publisher : Da Capo Press
ISBN 13 : 0306825643
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Everybody Is Awful written by Jim Florentine and published by Da Capo Press. This book was released on 2018-02-20 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rant-ish memoir by the veteran stand-up comedian and former cohost of That Metal Show, with a foreword by Jim Norton. Twitter Trolls. Facebook Freaks. Instagram Exhibitionists. These are just a few of the creatures our technology-obsessed culture has spawned in its quest to simplify our lives. The madness is so universal now that everyone has dealt with it. You log in to Facebook, read a stupid post, and immediately want to tell your "friend" to go have relations with himself. Sure, social media may keep us connected, but it is a breeding ground for idiots, and these idiots have crowd-sourced a storm of useless information, corny jokes, and douchebag drama that's wasting our time and screwing with our peace of mind. Thankfully, popular comedian and television host Jim Florentine has a solution for those of us on the verge of bashing our iPhones to bits. In Everybody Is Awful, Florentine attacks awful people and awful situations with the same biting satire and cringe-worthy humor that made him famous on television shows like Crank Yankers, Meet the Creeps, and That Metal Show. Along the way, Everybody Is Awful takes readers through the author's formative years, a time filled with rebellion and horrible behavior, to the crazy early days of his career as a stand-up comedian. Florentine also recounts how he developed an obsession with pranks that morphed into his uniquely vigilante style of comedy and made him one of the most legendary prank callers of all time. Florentine excels at channeling the core rage we all feel at the seemingly small annoyances of life, and his fans love the cathartic experience of his hilarious ranting and raving, a tradition continued in Everybody Is Awful. Acting as a de facto therapist, Florentine diagnoses awful behavior, shames awful people, and offers comedic takes on how to reclaim our lives from it all.