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Book Synopsis A Book for a Cunt! by : Adam Stevenson
Download or read book A Book for a Cunt! written by Adam Stevenson and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-23 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of inspirational quotes to remind the cunt in your life, that they are, indeed, a cunt. Would make the perfect joke gift.
Book Synopsis A Book Of Quotes For A Cunt by : Ragamuffin Books
Download or read book A Book Of Quotes For A Cunt written by Ragamuffin Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody knows a cunt called...... This is a hilarious gift for a friend, family member or colleague who likes a good joke. With 50 sarcastic quotes featuring the word 'cunt', it makes a funny and memorable gift. It makes a great party entertainer with mates reading off the quotes to each other and having a good laugh. Each spread features a lovely paisley design and a cunty quote in large lettering. It makes a great bedside book or one that keeps you engaged in the toilet. Some of the quotes in the book are: There's no cure for being a cunt I'm no gynaecologist but I know a dirty cunt when I see one Embrace the glorious cunt you are And many more cuntilicious quotes! So, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and get one or two or three for the delightful cunts in your life!
Book Synopsis If You Don't Like the Word CUNT! Don't Act Like a CUNT! And I Won't Call You a CUNT! You CUNT by : Bohojack Press
Download or read book If You Don't Like the Word CUNT! Don't Act Like a CUNT! And I Won't Call You a CUNT! You CUNT written by Bohojack Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-06 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'If you don't like the word CUNT! Don't act like a CUNT! And I won't call you a CUNT! You CUNT' - FUNNY QUOTE JOURNAL NOTEBOOK NOW AVAILABLE! This funny journal notebook is a handy size measuring 6 inches by 9 inches, with 120 blank journal lined pages. It's ideal for note taking, list making, brainstorming ideas, doodling and more. It's also great for the office, to keep at home, for university or college, by your bedside, when travelling, on your holidays, in your bag or tote etc. It has plenty of room for writing down your plans, thoughts, ideas, inspirations, and dreams. It would make a great gift for someone such as a friend, office co-worker, a relative, or just go ahead and treat yourself. The cover is a soft to touch matte black with white lettering. Our funny and sarcastic adult journal collection is designed to create a few laughs and giggles at home or the office, and to ease some of those stresses and strains of day to day life! We have lots of other funny & sarcastic adult journals and notebooks, just search for BohoJack Press. Handy sized lined journal notebook measuring 6 x 9 inches, great to fit in your bag or tote 120 pages made of great quality durable white paper with black print Each page has plenty of room for all your notes, doodles and ideas Professional grade binding (Paperback Retail Standard) Funny sarcastic quote design with a soft to touch black matte cover A great gift idea for your partner, a relative, a friend, a co-worker or just treat yourself!
Book Synopsis You're Such A Dick by : Salty Dick Journals
Download or read book You're Such A Dick written by Salty Dick Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-05 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This You're Such A Dick notebook journal is the perfect and humoristic profanity gag gift for that sarcastic friend, salty bitch or irritating co-worker. Surprise and shock them in a funny offending way and put a smile on their face. It's better than sending a card. Funny composition book for writing your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100 pages blank ruled journal, ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then with or without curse words. Features Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 pages of lined paper High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday ... Perfect sarcasm gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentines Day, Mothers Day or Fathers Day. This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. This hilarious journal makes a funny gift for yourself or anyone "special".
Book Synopsis All the Ways I Think You're a Cunt by : Matt Shaw
Download or read book All the Ways I Think You're a Cunt written by Matt Shaw and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-07-13 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know that one person who is a massive cunt. We try and explain to them why they're a cunt but - they just don't get it. Sometimes it is easier to explain things with pictures... And that's the whole reason for this book... A simple picture guide to show people the many ways in which they can perceived to be a bit of a cunt... Save your breath, buy the book and pass it to the cunts. Maybe they'll learn their lesson and stop being so cunty?
Download or read book A Stolen Life written by Jaycee Dugard and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-12 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A raw and powerful memoir of Jaycee Lee Dugard's own story of being kidnapped as an 11-year-old and held captive for over 18 years On 10 June 1991, eleven-year-old Jaycee Dugard was abducted from a school bus stop within sight of her home in Tahoe, California. It was the last her family and friends saw of her for over eighteen years. On 26 August 2009, Dugard, her daughters, and Phillip Craig Garrido appeared in the office of her kidnapper's parole officer in California. Their unusual behaviour sparked an investigation that led to the positive identification of Jaycee Lee Dugard, living in a tent behind Garrido's home. During her time in captivity, at the age of fourteen and seventeen, she gave birth to two daughters, both fathered by Garrido. Dugard's memoir is written by the 30-year-old herself and covers the period from the time of her abduction in 1991 up until the present. In her stark, utterly honest and unflinching narrative, Jaycee opens up about what she experienced, including how she feels now, a year after being found. Garrido and his wife Nancy have since pleaded guilty to their crimes.
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday Jesús by : Ronald L. Ruiz
Download or read book Happy Birthday Jesús written by Ronald L. Ruiz and published by Arte Publico Press. This book was released on 1994 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The boiling pot of emotions that finally erupts in young Jesus has been cooking for years on the flames of religious fanaticism, poverty and race hatred. Transformed into the perfect victim by his grandmother, a religious fanatic, and the teachings of his parish priest, Jesus is progressively abused and brutalized. At eighteen, he marks his coming of age with the savage rape of a prostitute, the only person who loved him, and with an attack that maims the parish priest he both hated and feared. Jesus graduates from the supposedly nurturing institutions of family, church and school into the labyrinth of horrors that is the correctional system.
Book Synopsis Why Does He Do That? by : Lundy Bancroft
Download or read book Why Does He Do That? written by Lundy Bancroft and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2003-09-02 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this groundbreaking bestseller, Lundy Bancroft—a counselor who specializes in working with abusive men—uses his knowledge about how abusers think to help women recognize when they are being controlled or devalued, and to find ways to get free of an abusive relationship. He says he loves you. So...why does he do that? You’ve asked yourself this question again and again. Now you have the chance to see inside the minds of angry and controlling men—and change your life. In Why Does He Do That? you will learn about: • The early warning signs of abuse • The nature of abusive thinking • Myths about abusers • Ten abusive personality types • The role of drugs and alcohol • What you can fix, and what you can’t • And how to get out of an abusive relationship safely “This is without a doubt the most informative and useful book yet written on the subject of abusive men. Women who are armed with the insights found in these pages will be on the road to recovering control of their lives.”—Jay G. Silverman, Ph.D., Director, Violence Prevention Programs, Harvard School of Public Health
Download or read book Great Demon Kings written by John Giorno and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A rollicking, sexy memoir of a young poet making his way in 1960s New York City When he graduated from Columbia in 1958, John Giorno was handsome, charismatic, ambitious, and eager to soak up as much of Manhattan's art and culture as possible. Poetry didn't pay the bills, so he worked on Wall Street, spending his nights at the happenings, underground movie premiers, art shows, and poetry readings that brought the city to life. An intense romantic relationship with Andy Warhol—not yet the global superstar he would soon become—exposed Giorno to even more of the downtown scene, but after starring in Warhol's first movie, Sleep, they drifted apart. Giorno soon found himself involved with Robert Rauschenberg and later Jasper Johns, both relationships fueling his creativity. He quickly became a renowned poet in his own right, working at the intersection of literature and technology, freely crossing genres and mediums alongside the likes of William Burroughs and Brion Gysin. Twenty-five years in the making, and completed shortly before Giorno's death in 2019, Great Demon Kings is the memoir of a singular cultural pioneer: an openly gay man at a time when many artists remained closeted and shunned gay subject matter, and a devout Buddhist whose faith acted as a rudder during a life of tremendous animation, one full of fantastic highs and frightening lows. Studded with appearances by nearly every it-boy and girl of the downtown scene (including a moving portrait of a decades-long friendship with Burroughs), this book offers a joyous, life-affirming, and sensational look at New York City during its creative peak, narrated in the unforgettable voice of one of its most singular characters.
Book Synopsis Fuck Off Cunt Face by : Bohojack Press
Download or read book Fuck Off Cunt Face written by Bohojack Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-17 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'FUCK OFF CUNT FACE' - FUNNY QUOTE JOURNAL NOTEBOOK NOW AVAILABLE! DO YOU NEED THE PERFECT FUNNY GIFT TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD AT WORK OR HOME? This funny journal notebook is a handy size measuring 6 inches by 9 inches, with 120 blank journal lined pages. It's ideal for note taking, list making, brainstorming ideas, doodling and more. It's also great for the office, to keep at home, for university or college, by your bedside, when travelling, on your holidays, in your bag or tote etc. It has plenty of room for writing down your plans, thoughts, ideas, inspirations, and dreams. It would make a great gift for someone such as a friend, office co-worker, a relative, or just go ahead and treat yourself. The cover is a soft to touch matte black with white lettering. Our funny and sarcastic adult journal collection is designed to create a few laughs and giggles at home or the office, and to ease some of those stresses and strains of day to day life! We have lots of other funny & sarcastic adult journals and notebooks, just search for BohoJack Press. Handy sized lined journal notebook measuring 6 x 9 inches, great to fit in your bag or tote 120 pages made of great quality durable white paper with black print Each page has plenty of room for all your notes, doodles and ideas Professional grade binding (Paperback Retail Standard) Funny sarcastic quote design with a soft to touch black matte cover A great gift idea for your partner, a relative, a friend, a co-worker or just treat yourself!
Book Synopsis I Was Born for This by : Alice Oseman
Download or read book I Was Born for This written by Alice Oseman and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2022-10-18 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling creator of HEARTSTOPPER and LOVELESS, a deeply funny and deeply moving exploration of identity, friendship, and fame. For Angel Rahimi life is about one thing: The Ark -- a boy band that's taking the world by storm. Being part of The Ark's fandom has given her everything she loves -- her friend Juliet, her dreams, her place in the world. Her Muslim family doesn't understand the band's allure -- but Angel feels there are things about her they'll never understand. Jimmy Kaga-Ricci owes everything to The Ark. He's their frontman -- and playing in a band with his mates is all he ever dreamed of doing, even it only amplifies his anxiety. The fans are very accepting that he's trans -- but they also keep shipping with him with his longtime friend and bandmate, Rowan. But Jimmy and Rowan are just friends -- and Rowan has a secret girlfriend the fans can never know about. Dreams don't always turn out the way you think and when Jimmy and Angel are unexpectedly thrust together, they find out how strange and surprising facing up to reality can be. A funny, wise, and heartbreakingly true coming of age novel. I Was Born for This is a stunning reflection of modern teenage life, and the power of believing in something -- especially yourself.
Download or read book The Mexican Fisherman written by Pete and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-09 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is our own macabre curiosity that makes us jealous of those who have seen dark places. Those who have stepped into unlit rooms, when we have only gazed into the abyss from the doorway. There will never be a shortage of good citizens who by choice or by fear never venture away from the light. It is of little consequence that those who have, did it because they made it a conscious decision or had their choice made by circumstance. Should chance decide that you cross paths with someone like this, you will not be able to forget their story. This is a story I will not forget. Pete we are of the same age. You started your journey before me. You have travelled further. I am jealous not because I am curious of what lies in the dark but because of what you have had that is good. I am jealous because you don't pretend to be who you are. For good or ill. Man is only doomed to failure if he wastes his life trying to be someone or something that everyone else wants. I do not aspire to be perfect. I aspire to be who I am. Pete you have achieved this. "Anonymous infantry NCO"
Book Synopsis Good F*cking Dough by : Kane Bergman
Download or read book Good F*cking Dough written by Kane Bergman and published by Page Street Publishing. This book was released on 2024-09-24 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tasteless Behavior, Tastiest Bakes Make the best damned baked goods of your life with the help of Kane Bergman, A.K.A. the tasteless baker. In this rowdy baking book for amateurs and try-hards alike, Kane’s no-bullsh*t recipes are sure to get you a one-way ticket to pound town. Full of laugh-out-loud commentary and no-nonsense directions, inside you’ll find: · Legendary Sourdough · Señor’s Focaccia · Panty-Droppin’ Cinnamon Rolls · Can’t-Be-F*cked Donuts · G.O.A.T. Sandwich Bread · Hangover Breakfast Sandwich · The Best Pizza That I’ve Ever Eaten · The Cartel’s Pretzels · A Proper F*cking Burger So if you have the courage, follow Kane’s tenth commandment of baking (Trust Thy Process) and come along for the ride. Armed with his shameless dough know-how, you’re on your way to making some good f*cking dough.
Book Synopsis Full Grown People by : Jennifer Niesslein
Download or read book Full Grown People written by Jennifer Niesslein and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anthology of thirty essays from the site fullgrownpeople.com.
Book Synopsis Sex Position Coloring Book by : Editors of Hollan Publishing
Download or read book Sex Position Coloring Book written by Editors of Hollan Publishing and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]" —Chelsea Handler SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets. Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.
Download or read book No Way to Die written by Tony Kent and published by Dempsey/Devlin. This book was released on 2022-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When traces of a radioactive material are found with a body in Key West/Florida, multiple federal agencies suddenly descend on the scene. This is not just an isolated murder; a domestic terrorist group is ready to bring the US government to its knees. The threat hits close to home for ISB Agent Joe Dempsey when he discovers a personal connection to the group. With his new team member, former Secret Service agent Eden Grace, Dempsey joins the race to track down the bomb before it's too late. But when their mission falls apart, he is forced to turn to the most unlikely of allies: an old enemy he thought he had buried in his past. Now, with time running out, they must find a way to work together to stop a madman from unleashing horrifying destruction on one of the pillars of American democracy.
Book Synopsis Happy Birthday, Cunt! by : R. J. Duncan
Download or read book Happy Birthday, Cunt! written by R. J. Duncan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS IS THE BEST CARD YOU WILL EVER GET! BECAUSE IT'S NOT A CARD AT ALL! IT'S A BOOK! CHECK OUT ALL THE OTHER BOOKS IN THE "BETTER THAN A CARD" SERIES This DIY book is just a great, creative, alternative gift card for that friend that has a great sense of humor. Fill in the book with whatever you feel is appropriate: pictures; best wishes from you and all of the birthday boy's/girl's friends; finger paintings; whatever! Get in touch with R.J.Duncan for a custom book!
