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Book Synopsis Grade A Papers: The Slap Stack by : Beth Schaefer
Download or read book Grade A Papers: The Slap Stack written by Beth Schaefer and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-01-05 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "30 wacky, whimsical student papers plus 4 hilarious parodies of composition theorists."--Title page.
Book Synopsis The Nutty Years of the Jon Stewart Presidency in a Nutshell by : Beth Schaefer
Download or read book The Nutty Years of the Jon Stewart Presidency in a Nutshell written by Beth Schaefer and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-10-24 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This mock term paper is the highlight of Schaefer's book: ""Grade A Papers: The Slap Stack."" This satirical essay pokes harmless, wacky fun at all political party spectrums and a slew of celebrities. The essay is stocked with wordplay. Includes two bonus papers: "Make No Room for Kids: Bells Ding for Online Classes K-8" (a composition theorist parody from Grade A Papers: The Slap Stack) and "My Flesh is My Blanket Inside Which I Hide" (a funny yet poignant historical term paper all patriotic Americans will adore)
Book Synopsis Trump for Principal: A Children's Book for American Grownups by : Beth Schaefer
Download or read book Trump for Principal: A Children's Book for American Grownups written by Beth Schaefer and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-04-04 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE UPDATED 2016 EDITION!!! Donald Trump is elected grade school principal. From the weasel who is his hair to his chocolate milk martini, from the school nurse on his lap to the crowning of Mr. America, from the PTA riot to the deportation of Mexican 2nd
Book Synopsis Finding Success the First Year by : Matthew Johnson
Download or read book Finding Success the First Year written by Matthew Johnson and published by R&L Education. This book was released on 2010-10-16 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New teachers have it tough. They have a very difficult and complex job, and they must learn how to do it in front of a studio audience of unruly adolescents, anxious parents, and watchful administrators. To help new teachers navigate this daunting backdrop, Finding Success the First Year is here to act as a personal guide to the first year of teaching. This book was written by a new teacher navigating through his own first year, and it uses those experiences to serve as a foundation for a step-by-step guide on how to survive and thrive in that all important first year. With everything from answers to frequent new-teacher questions and warnings of common new teacher pitfalls to specific strategies and veteran tricks useful for clawing back precious hours of the day, Matthew Johnson gives clear tips and clear reasons for them in a straightforward, jargonless voice and a mixture of practicality and philosophy.
Book Synopsis Bridging Phonics for Middle-Grade Students, Grades 5 - 8 by : Myrl Shireman
Download or read book Bridging Phonics for Middle-Grade Students, Grades 5 - 8 written by Myrl Shireman and published by Carson-Dellosa Publishing. This book was released on 2008-08-27 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Support students who have not yet mastered basic phonics skills using Bridging Phonics for Middle-Grade Students for grades 5 and up. This 112-page book includes reproducible activities that cover skills such as using the dictionary, consonant and vowel sounds, blends, digraphs, silent letters, syllabication, prefixes and suffixes, and compound words. The book also includes a complete answer key and extension suggestions for teachers.
Book Synopsis Deadly Devotion (Port Aster Secrets Book #1) by : Sandra Orchard
Download or read book Deadly Devotion (Port Aster Secrets Book #1) written by Sandra Orchard and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2013-06-01 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Research scientist Kate Adams and her colleague Daisy are on the brink of a breakthrough for treating depression with herbal medicine when Daisy suddenly dies. Kate knows that if it hadn't been for Daisy's mentorship, she wouldn't have the job she loves or the faith she clings to. So when police rule Daisy's death a suicide, Kate is determined to unearth the truth. Former FBI agent Tom Parker finds it hard to adjust to life back in his hometown of Port Aster. Though an old buddy gives him a job as a detective on the local police force, not everyone approves. Tom's just trying to keep a low profile, so when Kate Adams demands he reopen the investigation of her friend's death, he knows his job is at stake. In fact, despite his attraction to her, Tom thinks Kate looks a bit suspicious herself. As evidence mounts, a web of intrigue is woven around the sleepy town of Port Aster. Can Kate uncover the truth? Or will Tom stand in her way?
Download or read book Return to Me written by Carolyn Menke and published by The Wild Rose Press Inc. This book was released on 2015-09-02 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eighteen-year-old Sadie Stark, raised by the governor of Pennsylvania, has the world on a string. She doesn’t need the mother who left her any more than she needs the fiance who promises to change. What she needs is to finish college, and keep her wits about her. When war-bound James Pasko returns her stolen clutch, and shows her what’s missing in her life, she gains the courage to search for the truth about her past. What Sadie uncovers rattles her to the core. But James’ steadfast love gives her hope for the future—for the first time—even as the war tears them apart. When James disappears over enemy lines and Sadie makes a startling discovery, she must decide to follow in the footsteps of the mother who gave her away, or face a life of hardship like she’s never known.
Book Synopsis Tales of Nyarlathotep by : C. T. Phipps
Download or read book Tales of Nyarlathotep written by C. T. Phipps and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2023-09-12 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TALES OF NYARLATHOTEP is the fourth book of the Books of Cthulhu series by Crossroad Press (Tales of the Al-Azif, Tales of Yog-Sothoth, The Book of Yig). It is an anthology featuring pulpy tales of horror starring Outer God and his myriad plots as well as games. Nyarlathotep is functionally omnipotent and treats humanity like ants underneath a magnifying glass. He is impossible to kill but perhaps capable of being thwarted. Or maybe that's just what he wants you to think. Experience such stories as a redneck family dealing with their insane body-snatching ancestor, a resurrected pharaoh trapped in a museum, a depraved family of British nobles out to harness ancient forces, and a post-apocalypse town under siege by a an immortal gun-slinging god's avatar. Whether a hero or an ordinary human, none can triumph but maybe they can survive for another day. This book contains thirteen chilling and adventure-filled tales by some of the best Cthulhu Mythos authors today, including Stoker Award-winning author David Niall Wilson (The Call of Distant Shores), as well as such fantastic authors as C.T. Phipps (Cthulhu Armageddon), David Hambling (the Harry Stubbs series), Matthew Davenport (the Andrew Doran series), Andrea Pearson (Mosaic), Eric Malikyte (Ego Trip), and David J. West (Let Sleeping Gods Lie). Fans of Necroscope author Brian Lumley's Titus Crow series will also see the authorized first appearance of the titular character since The Compleat Crow!
Download or read book Lost in the Sun written by Lisa Graff and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of A Tangle of Knots and Absolutely Almost, a touching story about a boy who won't let one tragic accident define him. Everyone says that middle school is awful, but Trent knows nothing could be worse than the year he had in fifth grade, when a freak accident on Cedar Lake left one kid dead, and Trent with a brain full of terrible thoughts he can't get rid of. Trent’s pretty positive the entire disaster was his fault, so for him middle school feels like a fresh start, a chance to prove to everyone that he's not the horrible screw-up they seem to think he is. If only Trent could make that fresh start happen. It isn’t until Trent gets caught up in the whirlwind that is Fallon Little—the girl with the mysterious scar across her face—that things begin to change. Because fresh starts aren’t always easy. Even in baseball, when a fly ball gets lost in the sun, you have to remember to shift your position to find it. Praise for Lost in the Sun: A Publishers Weekly Best Book of the Year! * "Graff writes with stunning insight [and] consistently demonstrates why character-driven novels can live from generation to generation."--Kirkus Reviews *STARRED* * "Graff creates layered, vulnerable characters that are worth getting to know."--Booklist *STARRED* * "[A]n ambitious and gracefully executed story."--Publishers Weekly *STARRED* * "Weighty matters deftly handled with humor and grace will give this book wide appeal."--School Library Journal *STARRED* * "Characterization is thoughtful."--BCCB *STARRED* “In Lost in the Sun, Trent decides that he will speak the truth: that pain and anger and loss are not the final words, that goodness can find us after all—even when we hide from it. This is a novel that speaks powerfully, honestly, almost shockingly about our human pain and our human redemption. This book will change you.”—Gary Schmidt, two-time Newbery Honor-winning author of The Wednesday Wars and Lizzie Bright and the Buckminster Boy “Lisa Graff crafts a compelling story about a boy touched with tragedy and the world of people he cares about. And like all the best stories, it ends at a new beginning.”—Richard Peck, Newbery Award-winning author of A Year Down Yonder and A Long Way From Chicago Lisa Graff's Awards and Reviews: Lisa Graff's books have been named to 30 state award lists, and A Tangle of Knots was long-listed for the National Book Award.
Book Synopsis Shadow of the Lions by : Christopher Swann
Download or read book Shadow of the Lions written by Christopher Swann and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2018-07-31 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “My lungs began to burn as I started sprinting. It wasn’t just that I wanted to catch Fritz. I had the distinct feeling that I was chasing him, that I had to catch up with him, before something caught up with me.” How long must we pay for the crimes of our youth? That is just one question Christopher Swann explores in this compulsively readable debut, a literary thriller set in the elite—and sometimes dark—environs of Blackburne, a prep school in Virginia. When Matthias Glass’s best friend, Fritz, vanishes without a trace in the middle of an argument during their senior year, Matthias tries to move on with his life, only to realize that until he discovers what happened to his missing friend, he will be stuck in the past, guilty, responsible, alone. Almost ten years after Fritz’s disappearance, Matthias gets his chance. Offered a job teaching English at Blackburne, he gets swiftly drawn into the mystery. In the shadowy woods of his alma mater, he stumbles into a web of surveillance, dangerous lies, and buried secrets—and discovers the troubled underbelly of a school where the future had once always seemed bright. A sharp tale full of false leads and surprise turns, Shadow of the Lions is also wise and moving. Christopher Swann has given us a gripping debut about friendship, redemption, and what it means to lay the past to rest.
Book Synopsis ART--All Year Long, Grades PK - 2 by : Sharon Thompson
Download or read book ART--All Year Long, Grades PK - 2 written by Sharon Thompson and published by Key Education Publishing. This book was released on 2010-06-11 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Develop the artistic ability of students in grades PK–2 using ART—All Year Long! This 160-page book includes reproducible art projects that teach students about color, line, shape, form, texture, and space while improving communication, higher-order thinking, and motor skills. This book is a perfect addition to weekly lesson plans.
Download or read book Dog Walker II written by Jack McGuigan and published by Gorilla House. This book was released on 2019-06-25 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ben Carter, pet care specialist, is hired to walk a Shiba Inu named Toby. Unbeknownst to Ben, Toby is no ordinary dog but an "inugami" – an immortal demon born in feudal Japan and bred for only one purpose: murder. Bonded by the power of the kakawari, their wounds are shared and their fates intertwined. The doorway to Hell has been opened. A great darkness has been unleashed upon on the Windy City, but even the dark knows to fear…the Dog Walker. "THE GIRL WITH SPIDER HAIR" Since we last saw him, Ben has been pulling double duty – dog walker by day, demon slayer by night. Toby assists in the latter, growing more violent with each kill. Dogs can be domesticated, but an inugami's murderous instincts are not easily suppressed. Ten-year-old wrestling prodigy Ash Ocampo is possessed by a sentient spider, which plans to overthrow humanity and bring about a new Age of Yōkai. Wanting to help Ash but worried he is losing Toby, Ben seeks the assistance of Lucas Alcindor – a freelance demon trainer with three inugami of his own. Can Ben regain control of Toby before disaster strikes? Can Ash free herself before the demon inside reigns supreme? Or are both merely prey for the monstrous wolves of the Shadow Pack?
Book Synopsis The Popularity Pact: School Squad by : Eileen Moskowitz-Palma
Download or read book The Popularity Pact: School Squad written by Eileen Moskowitz-Palma and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two former best friends struggle to fit in and join the inner circles of middle school social life in this absorbing second entry of a duology about a resilient friendship, the pressure to conform, and the power of self-acceptance. Picking up where The Popularity Pact: Camp Clique left off, the second book in this exciting duology finds former best friends Bea and Maisy preparing for the new school year. Bea kept up her end of the bargain, getting Maisy "in" with the girls at camp. Now it's Maisy's turn to fulfill her promise to ingratiate Bea with the popular girls. When Bea is accepted into this new inner circle, she begins to lose sight of what true friendship is all about. As Bea seems prepared to sacrifice anything to be "cool," Maisy realizes there's more to life than hanging out with a bunch of mean girls. Can she convince Bea that the popularity pact was a mistake? Can these former friends find their way back to each other?
Book Synopsis Mother's Day, Muffins, and Murder by : Sara Rosett
Download or read book Mother's Day, Muffins, and Murder written by Sara Rosett and published by Kensington Cozies. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A small-town Georgia PTA mom teams up with her rival to take down a killer in this cozy mystery by a USA Today–bestselling author. As a regular volunteer at North Dawkins Elementary, Ellie would never miss the annual Mother’s Day breakfast—even if she has to tolerate the likes of Gabrielle Matheson. The rivals aren’t exactly sworn enemies, though Ellie still thinks there’s only room for one professional organizer in their small Georgia town. But when Gabrielle reports finding a dead body inside the supply closet, the two women form an alliance to teach a killer a lesson in justice . . . Ellie will leave no desk unturned to protect her kids and expose the cunning criminal’s identity. Because if she doesn’t, the killer may chalk up another textbook case of murder . . . Praise for Sara Rosett’s Ellie Avery Mysteries “Rosett’s latest Ellie Avery mystery is about a woman trying to protect her family, and that’s a message most of us can relate to.” —RT Book Reviews “Sparkling . . . Rosett skillfully interweaves a subplot and provides practical tips.” —Publishers Weekly Don’t miss Ellie Avery’s great tips for PTA moms!
Book Synopsis In Defense of the American Teen by : Ryan Teves
Download or read book In Defense of the American Teen written by Ryan Teves and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-06 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a tutor, and as a certified math and science teacher, complaints similar in nature, came up time and time again regarding our secondary schools and their inability to excite our young. More importantly, these complaints seem to match the experiences of the author himself in reflecting back on the middle and high school years. This book brings merit to the feelings of our young and makes some suggestions for fresh change. While light and somtimes in jest, the book points out real deficiencies in the secondary school experience and takes on the noble task of defending the American teen. Our young are the brightest and kindest in the world and should be labeled as such.
Download or read book Simon B. Rhymin' written by Dwayne Reed and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-03-02 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous and heartwarming bounce-to-the-beat underdog story about a young rapper whose rhymes help bring his community together, from America's favorite rapping teacher. As featured on Good Morning America! Eleven-year-old Simon Barnes dreams of becoming a world-famous rapper that everyone calls Notorious D.O.G. But for now, he's just a Chicago fifth grader who's small for his age and afraid to use his voice. Simon prefers to lay low at school and at home, even though he's constantly spitting rhymes in his head. But when his new teacher assigns the class an oral presentation on something that affects their community, Simon must face his fears. With some help from an unexpected ally and his neighborhood crew, will Simon gain the confidence to rap his way to an A and prove that one kid can make a difference in his 'hood? Dwayne Reed is a Chicago teacher, whose viral back-to-school music video "Welcome to the 4th Grade" took the internet by storm. His debut novel, Simon B. Rhymin' , inspires young readers everywhere to use their voice to create change within their communities. Read more about Simon and his crew in Simon B. Rhymin' Takes a Stand!
Book Synopsis Time Sleuth: The Adventures of Jack Smack, Detective by : Jeffrey Estrella
Download or read book Time Sleuth: The Adventures of Jack Smack, Detective written by Jeffrey Estrella and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-03-19 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ""It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves"" William Shakespeare The hero of time and space, a legend of great warriors in history, and someone to be reckoned with in the fight against darkness, Jack Smack, Detective is a simple man who was short on giving up on life when circumstances revealed that he is the chosen Adilait of the Spirituals, an alien religious icon extraordinaire that destines him to become a heroic adventurer in the universe and fight bad guys from different points in time and space while striving to help those in need as commanded by an unknown energy force. With Jack Smack are his crew of misfit rebels and his closest friends destined to become his family. His ""right hand man"" and true blue sidekick is a woman named Jane Anderson who is his secretary but trained in multiple degrees of history, science, and the arts as well as varied forms of the martial arts. Jack and Jane solve many a cases in the 1980s and became legend in law enforcement circles.
