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Author : Ron Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685610
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (856 download)
Download or read book 500 More All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Ron Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1997-12 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Sheila Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685627
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (856 download)
Download or read book Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the links to the locker room, the Stewarts provides another round of great golfing stories, jokes and tidbits.
Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (255 download)
Download or read book Golf Jokes and Stories: Funny Reflections on Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2021-03-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!” “VERY FUNNY FOR GOLFERS - THE SPORT I LOVE!” Team Golfwell created and administers “Golf Jokes and Stories,” a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 110,000 members in a short time. Some of the selected material is edited for spelling, etc., and some has been left “as is” as we didn’t want to change them. The selected group members' posts, replies, comments, jokes, and stories are amazingly creative and funny. Read on and you will see what we mean…
Author : Sheila Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685603
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (856 download)
Download or read book 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 2001-03 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Stan McDougal
Publisher : Citadel Press
ISBN 13 : 9780806508313
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (83 download)
Download or read book World's Greatest Golf Jokes written by Stan McDougal and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2000-06 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.
Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (248 download)
Download or read book Golf Jokes and Stories written by Team Golfwell and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Chester Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781694940766
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)
Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes
Author : Team at Golfwell
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781541223936
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (239 download)
Download or read book Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes written by Team at Golfwell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-22 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Stories and Adult Jokes. This book makes an excellent gift for the golfer in your family or a relative or friend. These are little known amusing stories about the greats in the game like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and many others.A preview: "Phil Mickelson's dad, Phil Sr., finally gave in to Phil begging to go with his dad to play golf at the Balboa Park Country Club, but his dad didn't think the club would allow a three-year-old on the course. Phil persisted in begging his dad to play and Phil Sr. finally gave in. Three-year-old Phil loved it and moved along the course well except when they came to the 18th hole which Phil didn't want to play since it was the final hole and that meant he couldn't play anymore."Here's a sample joke:There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with three beautiful teenage daughters. They lived next to a golf course and many young men who played the course noticed the daughters and many young men sought eagerly to date them. All the young men had heard the beautiful teenage daughters went out on dates with different young men every Saturday. They had their pick of suitors and were choosy but loved it. But, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun, making it clear to their suitors he wanted no shenanigans from them. Another Saturday night came around. About 7 p.m., there was a knock on the door. The farmer answered the door with shotgun in hand. The young golfer said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought Joe was very coolnd told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second golfer appeared and said, "Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. I'm taking her for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The farmer laughed and thought Eddie was very cool and told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard. "Hi, I'm Chuck..." The farmer shot him. With over 200 pages of humorous golf stories, inspiring quotes from famous golfers, and original golf jokes, this book will chase the blues away and put everyone in a great mood! REVIEWS: "Easy to read short stories/essays/jokes. Lots of laughs with plenty of adult humor... Word of Caution: Don't read if your bladder is full :) L. Charles Wimer, III (Verified Purchase) "Great stuff!" - Richard Rettke (Verified Purchase) "Excellent with lots of laughs! Hard to put down. Has a variety of intelligent stories, R rated jokes, and thought provoking quotes - all good positive stuff. I bought it to read on a flight and loved it! Keep them coming!" - G. Carter, Chicago. SCROLL UP and get this book. He'll love you for the laughs it brings! ADULTS ONLY!
Author : Ron Stewart
Publisher : Acadia Scales Press
ISBN 13 : 9780971761728
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (617 download)
Download or read book 1000 Best Golf Jokes and Stories written by Ron Stewart and published by Acadia Scales Press. This book was released on 2009-04 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Stewarts present a collection of the best golf jokes, stories, and fairway wisdom.
Author : Stan McDougal
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 ( download)
Download or read book 101 Great Golf Jokes and Stories written by Stan McDougal and published by . This book was released on 1968 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Golf Jokes and Stories
ISBN 13 : 9781991164179
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (641 download)
Download or read book Golf Jokes and Stories II written by Team Golfwell and published by Golf Jokes and Stories. This book was released on 2022-05-15 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Golf Jokes and Stories," a very popular Facebook Group with over 240,000 members who joke about golf and each other in unique, hilarious, and clever ways! Makes a great gift for any golfer!
Author : Franklin Dohanyos
Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 0806536500
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (65 download)
Download or read book 501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions written by Franklin Dohanyos and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2001-02-01 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golf game?" Second Golfer: "Not so good. It seems the older I get, the better I used to be!" Whether you're slicing your way through the fairway or chipping up enough dirt to build an in-ground pool, there's nothing like a good golf joke to keep a duffer from taking the game too seriously (you know who you are). This riotous collection contains enough material for you and your fellow golfers to laugh your way to the 19th hole, game after game. Two golfer and their caddies were out on the course one day. By the fifteenth hole one of the golfers had blown so many putts he went berserk. He started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a mighty toss, threw it at the water hazard forty yards away. One caddy turned to the other and said, "Five bucks says he misses the water!" For anyone with a sense of humor, even those who think that golf and golfers are best left to America's Funniest Home Videos, 501 Golf Jokes will always make a hold-in-one at parties, at the office, at any occasion. Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes on the holiday bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's A Wonderful Life" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his own public relations firm and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.
Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510767053
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)
Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Joshua Shifrin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Golf Jokes, Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Shifrin takes you from the fairway to the green and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice. Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they’re white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore! What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman. Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course. Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole. And many more! The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!
Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781548408060
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (8 download)
Download or read book Great Golf Formats written by Team Golfwell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-28 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is this Golf Book different? It's a great gift for a weekend golfer, a source of new golf games to liven up a golf round, and it's the Third book in "Golfwell's Adult Golf Joke Book Series" for lots of fun and laughs. He'll love you for the enjoyment and good times this book brings. He won't have to ever think of ways to liven the routine of weekend golf. He won't have to sort through hundreds of golf game formats. These games aren't complicated and produce the most excitement and fun. This book has fun variations to add to golf games like "MeToos", or "Portuguese Caddy." BONUS: Also included are amazing celebrity golf stories and golf jokes scattered in the pages of this book. It's an entertaining read and puts the reader in a great mood. SECOND BONUS: A journal is also included at the end to keep track of which games were enjoyed the most and the scores for future reference. He can carry the book in his golf bag or have the Kindle version on his phone. REVIEWS: "Long jokes and there's no one-liners in it. Beyond 5 stars!" "I haven't laughed this hard for 20 years!" "This is one of the funniest joke book I've ever read. It's definitely is the funniest golf joke book I've ever read. It's in my top five joke books." "Great book and some of the jokes are appropriate for mixed company. Men and women laugh hard and loud." "One of the best joke books on the market today!" SCROLL UP and get this enjoyable book and he'll have great times and love you for the laughs it brings! Adults Only!
Author : Desi Northup
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781507728437
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (284 download)
Download or read book Santa Loves Golf written by Desi Northup and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One in a series of the greatest books of golf jokes and golf humor. A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers, caddies and people that don't even play golf; this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green, you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a joke or two to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this series of golf books to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. There are dozens and dozens of Illustrations and this makes the perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that loves the game of golf.
Author : Desi Northup
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781507727782
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (277 download)
Download or read book Hole in One written by Desi Northup and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One in a series of the greatest books of golf jokes and golf humor. A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers, caddies and people that don't even play golf; this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green, you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a joke or two to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this series of golf books to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. There are dozens and dozens of Illustrations and this makes the perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that loves the game of golf.
Author : Charlotte Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781705878125
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (781 download)
Download or read book Golf Jokes for Ladies written by Charlotte Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.
