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Gazillions of Reptilians

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Mad Mangrove Media
ISBN 13 : 1957158093
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (571 download)

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Download or read book Gazillions of Reptilians written by Ward Parker and published by Mad Mangrove Media. This book was released on 2021-06-16 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are lizards the wizards of doom? Midlife witch Missy Mindle is busy enough as a home health nurse for elderly vampires and werewolves in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. But now she needs to solve a murder, too. Who or what killed Marvin Nutley, her vampire patient found incinerated on his oceanfront balcony? Marvin believed in the Reptilian Conspiracy: that Lizard People are taking over the planet. He claimed to have a video showing a human turning into a dragon. He also claimed he shot said dragon. And now there’s the threat of all-out war between vampires and dragons, and between humans and every reptile with teeth. To prevent it, Missy needs to find out if Marvin was killed by cold-blooded reptiles or a hot-headed vampire, while she also tries to learn the truth behind her father's murder decades ago. Gazillions of Reptilians is Book 7 of Freaky Florida, a humorous fantasy series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you.

Dirty Old Manatee

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Mad Mangrove Media
ISBN 13 : 1957158085
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (571 download)

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Download or read book Dirty Old Manatee written by Ward Parker and published by Mad Mangrove Media. This book was released on 2021-01-31 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Midlife manatee insanity Who’s behind the plot to kill off Florida’s sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he’s actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her. Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless Mothers4Manatees. Throw in a vengeful vampire who wants to kill her, and Missy’s magick is pushed to the limit. Meanwhile, she discovers what life would have been like if she hadn’t divorced years ago: living with a flabby, middle-aged guy who leaves the toilet seat up. Dirty Old Manatee is Book 6 of Freaky Florida, a humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, plus a big splash of comedy, this series is for you.

Fate Is a Witch

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Mad Mangrove Media
ISBN 13 : 1957158042
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (571 download)

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Download or read book Fate Is a Witch written by Ward Parker and published by Mad Mangrove Media. This book was released on 2020-04-30 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embrace your destiny. Even if it kills you. After a failed marriage and burnout from her hospital nursing career, Missy Mindle has started over in midlife. She’s now a home-health nurse to elderly vampires and werewolves in Florida. And she’s also improving her craft as a witch. But suddenly she has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making a series of dangerous magick attacks against her that appear to be tests of her growing witchy abilities? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy’s patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him? Oh, and don’t forget the hordes of ghouls and Hemingway lookalikes. Who will stop them? Missy gets plenty of unsolicited advice from a 400-year-old ghost. And also from the Fates. The three ancient Greek goddesses happen to live in a trailer park nearby. They know whether she’ll survive or not, but that’s the one thing they’re not saying. Fate Is a Witch is the third book of Freaky Florida, a clean, humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today.

Gnome Coming

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Mad Mangrove Media
ISBN 13 : 1957158050
Total Pages : 261 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (571 download)

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Download or read book Gnome Coming written by Ward Parker and published by Mad Mangrove Media. This book was released on 2020-07-31 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They’re coming for you. Can you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They’re displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, are becoming possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy has to undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of “accidental” human deaths. The problem is, her regular job is home-health nurse for elderly supernaturals, and she also has to help solve the murder of one of her werewolf patients. Like the gnomes, the Werewolf Women’s Club is out for revenge. And something is coming for her, too. Gnome Coming is the perfect place to jump into Freaky Florida, a clean, humorous paranormal mystery series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of cozy witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today.

Snowbirds of Prey

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Mad Mangrove Media
ISBN 13 : 1957158026
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (571 download)

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Download or read book Snowbirds of Prey written by Ward Parker and published by Mad Mangrove Media. This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new kind of paranormal mystery with some very old monsters. Book 1 of a complete series. Everyone retires to Florida. Even supernaturals. Working as a home health nurse for retired vampires and werewolves, midlife witch Missy Mindle unexpectedly has murders to solve. A serial killer—human or otherwise—has been depositing bodies drained of blood near Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. If the police discover these beachfront condos are filled with elderly vampires, the residents will be staked on sight. Missy has to play detective with a little help from her magick. She and a cute local reporter try to prove that the murderer doesn’t live at Squid Tower—and not get themselves killed in the process. Snowbirds of Prey kicks off the Freaky Florida humorous paranormal mysteries, a complete, clean, cozy series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you’re a fan of paranormal women’s fiction and like mysteries with thrills, frights, and laughs, this series is for you. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today. The Freaky Florida humorous paranormal mysteries: Snowbirds of Prey Invasive Species Fate Is a Witch Gnome Coming Going Batty Dirty Old Manatee Gazillions of Reptilians Freaky Florida Books 1-3

Freaky Florida Books 1-3

Author : Ward Parker
Publisher : Mad Mangrove Media
ISBN 13 : 1957158107
Total Pages : 1033 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (571 download)

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Download or read book Freaky Florida Books 1-3 written by Ward Parker and published by Mad Mangrove Media. This book was released on 2021-03-01 with total page 1033 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Making other paranormal mysteries look tame. Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They’re all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She’s started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She solves mysteries and fights evildoers with help from a cute reporter. But dangerous secrets from the parents she never knew keep bubbling up. SNOWBIRDS OF PREY Dead bodies, drained of blood, are piling up on the beach beside Squid Tower. Unfortunately, this condo community is full of retired vampires who won’t survive if the police find out about them. Is one of their own responsible for the bodies? Or is someone framing them? Missy must solve the mystery. INVASIVE SPECIES Missy nurses an injured baby dragon she found in the Everglades. And she has to protect it from a deranged python hunter, an evil god, and an almost-as-evil CEO. Meanwhile, one of her vampires has been abducted, and she has to rescue him before he’s staked. FATE IS A WITCH Missy has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making a series of dangerous magick attacks against her? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy’s patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him?

The Reptilian Humanoid Elites Among Us

Author : Jeffrey Clarke Lion
Publisher : epubli
ISBN 13 : 3754954083
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (549 download)

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Download or read book The Reptilian Humanoid Elites Among Us written by Jeffrey Clarke Lion and published by epubli. This book was released on 2022-02-24 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book that follows may seem outlandish but then that's the whole point of the conspiracy. Those who seek to suppress the truth trade on the fact that the true reality of the world would seem like fanciful science fiction to the general public. The reptile humanoid conspiracy is by no means new. It was around long before David Icke traded in his BBC Sportsnight blazer for a turquoise tracksuit and started writing books about the Royal Family being ten foot shapeshifting lizards from the constellation Draco. However, the fine details of this conspiracy have never been revealed before. The book that follows will tell who exactly these reptiles are and what they really want with our planet. Get ready to learn about the biggest conspiracy in the world.

Los Angeles Magazine

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Los Angeles Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 2000-12 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Los Angeles magazine is a regional magazine of national stature. Our combination of award-winning feature writing, investigative reporting, service journalism, and design covers the people, lifestyle, culture, entertainment, fashion, art and architecture, and news that define Southern California. Started in the spring of 1961, Los Angeles magazine has been addressing the needs and interests of our region for 48 years. The magazine continues to be the definitive resource for an affluent population that is intensely interested in a lifestyle that is uniquely Southern Californian.

Renegades

Author : David Liss
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481417878
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (814 download)

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Download or read book Renegades written by David Liss and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-19 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Science fiction super fan Zeke is back in action as he and his friends work to finally take down the evil Phands in this hilarious and exciting conclusion to the Randoms series. Zeke has returned to Earth and, as usual, nothing is going like he planned. The plan was: escape from Junup, rescue Director Ghli Wixxix and Captain Qwlessl, stop the Phands, and finally get Tamret to officially be his girlfriend. Instead, he gets stuck in an Earth facility for disobedient children, is stranded on an unknown and supposedly deserted planet with Villainic, of all beings, and Tamret kind of broke up with him. He’s not entirely sure. Nothing and no one is as it seems, and all Zeke knows is that he’s tired of the Phands trying to take over the galaxy. With Smelly gone and his friends scattered, though, it’s going to take a lot more than Zeke’s expert sci-fi knowledge to save them this time.

Arrival of the Light Beings

Author : Linda Haley
Publisher : Balboa Press
ISBN 13 : 1982267925
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (822 download)

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Download or read book Arrival of the Light Beings written by Linda Haley and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2021-05-24 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contact with extraterrestrial and multidimensional beings began for Olive Stuart on New Year’s Day 2000 when she heard the Voice declare: "It's time." Childhood terror of an extraterrestrial presence triggered panic in Olive when the Voice later spoke to her through a client who was soundly sleeping during a Reiki session. Communication and trust with the Voice developed for several years until Olive’s fears of anything extraterrestrial were fully released and she understood why she had been selected for contact. Slowly a friendship developed with Avratar, a Fifth Dimensional being who guided Olive to a greater awareness of life beyond Earth’s three-dimensional boundaries. “They must understand that we are here to help” was the message Avratar wanted humans to hear. “Time is limited .... There are many individuals on your planet who wish to live in harmony with the planet and each other, yet they are denied this opportunity. That was not the original intention for this planet. The injustices and the continuing harm to Gaia will not be permitted to continue.” Reports of unidentified flying objects are increasing across the globe; soon even more ships will be appearing in our skies. Sightings, direct contact and even abductions can no longer be dismissed as fabrication. Changes, and the light beings, are definitely coming. The book is designed to help alleviate the anticipated fears and increase awareness of their objectives, how to comprehend the massive Earth changes that have been foretold, and most importantly how to “prepare your heart.” Written in the style of narrative fiction, the book is in reality an autobiography of the author’s growing awakening and acceptance of her role in the planet’s evolution.

A Last Message to Mankind

Author : Harry Yap
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595326943
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (953 download)

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Download or read book A Last Message to Mankind written by Harry Yap and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where there is a beginning there is always an end. "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End..." says the Lord (Bible, Revelation 21:6). "...for Allah is the Beginning and the End" (Qu'ran, Surah 53.25). If there is an end, is there an escape as well? Take a glimpse of how the mysteries of our reality can be unraveled for our own escape of the ending by merely arranging together the earliest beliefs, our traditional faiths, the allegorical myths and legends, the contemporary scientific knowledge and the mutual views of the modern generation. Can God handle the 21st century? Yet, can we handle God for the 21st century? Beginning: Does God exist or not? Or: Is God overrated or underrated? Middle: How will God react if mankind will eliminate this crazy little thing called "sin" through science, and in so doing, disapprove the need for God to drown and burn men of the past and of the near future? Ending: Are the Armageddon and the "transformation" the only remaining unfulfilled prophecies? If yes, what is the controversial "666" all about then? Escape: Does the "Judgment Day" merely connote a "Decision Day"? Journey: Does the wheel-of-life [creation and destruction, beginning and end, birth and death, etc.] have something to do with the universe-energy management or entertainment that we ourselves devised and will soon wake up from?

EXTRATERRESTRIAL SPEAK BOOK TWO

Author : Lou Baldin
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1365558274
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (655 download)

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Download or read book EXTRATERRESTRIAL SPEAK BOOK TWO written by Lou Baldin and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Afterlife . . .

Author : Will. I. Am Warren
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1499099053
Total Pages : 728 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (99 download)

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Download or read book Afterlife . . . written by Will. I. Am Warren and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-11-16 with total page 728 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about opening your mind and freeing the spirit within by understanding concepts to broaden the way you think about general things of life. Hopefully, this book can reach your innermost desires and make you feel the magic contained in this book. I guarantee you a laugh all the way.

Battling the Inner Dummy

Author : David L. Weiner
Publisher : Prometheus Books
ISBN 13 : 1615923586
Total Pages : 467 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (159 download)

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Download or read book Battling the Inner Dummy written by David L. Weiner and published by Prometheus Books. This book was released on 2013-01-29 with total page 467 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the sexcapades of Bill Clinton to the unbelievable story of Hugh Grant and the prostitute; from the 15-year-old who weighs only 82 pounds but believes she's obese, to the professor who screams profanities at other drivers in snarled traffic--we wonder out loud, "What are they thinking?!" What drives so many apparently normal, intelligent people to act irrationally, harming themselves and others? According to Sigmund Freud, such behavior may be caused by the "id," our built-in mental invitation to everything from dangerous fun to horrendous acts of irrationality. For popular psychology writer David Weiner, "id" stands for "Inner Dummy," the part of the brain that we must come to understand if we are ever to know why we do foolish, irrational, and compulsive things. Drawing on the groundbreaking theories of evolutionary psychology, Battling the Inner Dummy localizes the source of our irrationality in the limbic id-the most primitive part of our brain that endlessly thirsts for status, sex, territory, nurturance, and survival. "We become captured by these drives," Weiner says. "By understanding our Inner Dummy, we can avoid disasters in our own lives." Along with sound advice from clinical psychiatrist Dr. Gilbert Hefter on how to handle our own Inner Dummies with built-in rewards and punishments, Weiner brilliantly interweaves delightful, imagined conversations with Freud and staffers at a mythical advertising agency, who have been given the assignment of communicating the nature of the id's irrationalities to the general public (e.g., t-shirts that say, "Would someone please fix my Inner Dummy before I fall in love with another idiot?" and a bathroom scale that allows you to weigh eight pounds less each time you use it). This inviting, humorous romp with Inner Dummies who have made the news illustrates how we can apply "ID prevention" in our daily lives and includes all the major strategies science and medicine have developed over the years to counter Inner Dummies that threaten our well-being. See how well you're handling your own inner dummy by taking the quizzes at www.innerdummy.com.

Hal Leonard Pocket Rhyming Dictionary

Author : Jana Ranson
Publisher : Hal Leonard Corporation
ISBN 13 : 9780634055911
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (559 download)

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Download or read book Hal Leonard Pocket Rhyming Dictionary written by Jana Ranson and published by Hal Leonard Corporation. This book was released on 2003-08 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (Book). If the muse seems to have lost your address, or a big writer's block has hit you squarely in the head, the Hal Leonard Pocket Rhyming Dictionary may be just the inspiration you need to get your words to once again flow freely! A treasure trove of 30,000 entries organized alpha-phonetically to maximize word choice and minimize cross-referencing, this concise and user-friendly new resource is ideal for singer/songwriters, writers and poets, whether serious or recreational, professional or amateur. Encompassing standard vocabulary, proper nouns, popular expressions and much more, this is by far the most contemporary rhyming dictionary on the market. Includes a foreword by Nashville songwriting legend Buzz Cason! The Pocket Rhyming Dictionary follows in the footsteps of these other handy resources from leading music print publisher Hal Leonard: The Pocket Music Dictionary (HL00183006, ISBN 0-7935-1654-4) and Pocket Music Theory (HL00330968, ISBN 0-634-04771-X).

Murder on the Pineapple Express

Author : Tom Sadira
Publisher : HIFI Press
ISBN 13 : 1948588161
Total Pages : 533 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (485 download)

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Download or read book Murder on the Pineapple Express written by Tom Sadira and published by HIFI Press. This book was released on 2024-04-20 with total page 533 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Star Trek meets Cheech & Chong!" – #1 INTERGALACTIC BESTSELLING author Tom Sadira invites you on another trip to the farthest corners of the cosmos in this hilarious sci-fi adventure saga. Not even the Starseed can be in two places at once. Captain Charlie Hong and the crew of the Starseed are faced with an impossible choice: save a planet from its dying star or fulfill their promise of hosting a peace summit for a desperate system locked in a cyclical three-way war. Rather than choose who lives and dies, Charlie uses his bond with the Starseed to spawn a smaller, pineapple-shaped starship—the Pineapple Express—and sets out to host the precarious peace process. His vision clouded by guilt, heartache, and bong hits, Charlie doesn’t notice the dark forces stowing away in the shadows, ready to sow insanity, discord, and murder. Now Charlie must race against time to solve the murders and take back control of the Pineapple Express before it’s too late—all while confronting the darker aspects of his own stoned mind. INTERPLANETARY PRAISE FOR FAR OUT CHRONICLES: “★★★★★ Consuming one page per day was not only a healthy meal replacement, but it helped put the zing back in my mating rituals! “ — Duboo Fluboo, ranked #3 Used Transporter Salesman in the Warbler Zone “★★★★★ Since being published in our sector, the FAR OUT CHRONICLES series has become our planet’s currency, our only imported or exported resource, the founding document of our government, the origin of all our religions, and our species’ primary source of nutrients. Oh yeah, makes for pretty good toilet paper, too.” — Crytix Garbok, Supreme Leader of Annekc M’ecneret “★★★★★ It’s Agatha Christie meets Chewbacca meets that one time you ate the whole edible instead of just one piece because you didn’t read the label so you freaked out and your brain melted and suddenly you had all the answers to life in the palm of your hand but then you freaked out again thinking you were late for work but then you remembered it was your day off so you sat around playing video games and napping and by dinner time you felt pretty damn realigned with the universe. It’s like that, but it’s a book.” - ChatGPT’s AI-generated Review of Murder on the Pineapple Express Readers have compared Tom Sadira’s Far Out Chronicles series to Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Terry Pratchett ‘s Ringworld series, Grant Naylor's Red Dwarf series, Barry J. Hutchison's Space Team series, as well as books by Ernest Cline, David Wong, Tom Robbins, Christopher Moore, and Rob Dircks.

Random House Webster's Rhyming Dictionary

Author : Random House
Publisher : Random House Reference
ISBN 13 : 140000716X
Total Pages : 361 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Random House Webster's Rhyming Dictionary written by Random House and published by Random House Reference. This book was released on 2008-10-14 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Random House Webster’s Rhyming Dictionary is an essential resource for writers, poets and songwriters. An expanded version of the RH Webster’s Pocket edition, it includes: • Approximately 60,000 words • Comprehensive cross-referencing • A glossary of poetic terms • Contemporary proper names and foreign phrases