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Download or read book Kama Pootra written by Daniel Cole Young and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-05-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.
Download or read book Cats on Catnip written by Andrew Marttila and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous collection of dozens of photos of funny and adorable cats as they play with, roll in, and chow down their favorite snack of choice -- catnip. Cats love catnip. Whether it's eating it, playing with it, or rolling around in it, catnip turns our domestic feline friends into hilarious balls of activity. Carefree and unconstrained, they are free to be silly, exceptionally playful, and downright gnarly. Professional pet photographer and self-confessed crazy cat man Andrew Marttila (the photographer behind Shop Cats of New York) captures a range of the cats' silly and expressive personalities as they react to their catnip trip. Delightful, elegant Fluffy transforms into a hell-bent renegade. Shy, reserved Mittens becomes a free-loving acrobat. In the blink of an eye, a cat's expression transforms from bored to inquisitive to playful to curious to bizarre . . . to utterly unhinged. A fun and delightful look at our furry companions, this gift book is perfect for every cat lover.
Book Synopsis Cat and Cat Comics: The World According to Cats by : Susie Yi
Download or read book Cat and Cat Comics: The World According to Cats written by Susie Yi and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-04 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America by : Matt Kracht
Download or read book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America written by Matt Kracht and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift
Book Synopsis Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe by : Jeremy Greenberg
Download or read book Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A light and lively companion to Sorry I Peed on You, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done! Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.
Book Synopsis Pooping Dogs Coloring Book for Adults: Funny Dog Poop Toilet Humor Gag Book by : What the Farce
Download or read book Pooping Dogs Coloring Book for Adults: Funny Dog Poop Toilet Humor Gag Book written by What the Farce and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pooping Dogs! Now with even more Poop! Have hours of LOL fun coloring your favorite squatting pooches and their stool. This hilarious poop novelty gift coloring book is the perfect thing to give to that one neighbor on the block. Makes a great gag gift, joke, or prank that person who giggles at pooping pups. So give the potty humor gift that keeps on giving! Be the hit of the holiday office white elephant party with Pooping Dogs. This book includes dog breeds: Great Dane, Boxer, Golden Retriever, Chinese Crested Dog, Spaniel, Pug, Mix Breed, Husky, Corgi, Chihuahua, Star Pei, Greyhound, and more!
Book Synopsis I Could Pee on This by : Francesco Marciuliano
Download or read book I Could Pee on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-08-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
Download or read book Tiny But Mighty written by Hannah Shaw and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *A New York Times Bestseller* #1 National Bestseller Indie Bestseller From Kitten Lady, the professional kitten rescuer, humane educator, animal advocate, and owner of the popular Instagram @kittenxlady comes the definitive book on saving the most vulnerable—and adorable—feline population: newborn kittens. Hannah Shaw, better known as Kitten Lady, has dedicated her life to saving the tiniest felines, but one doesn't have to be a professional kitten rescuer to change—and save—lives. In Tiny but Mighty, Hannah not only outlines the dangers newborn kittens face and how she combats them, but how you can help every step of the way, from fighting feline overpopulation on the streets to fostering unweaned kittens, from combating illness to combating compassion fatigue, from finding a vet to finding the purrfect forever home. Filled with information on animal welfare, instructional guides, and personal rescue stories of kittens like Chloe, Tidbit, Hank, and Badger—not to mention hundreds of adorable kitten photos—Tiny but Mighty is the must-have kitten book for cat lovers, current-and-future rescuers, foster parents, activists, and advocates.
Book Synopsis Well Fed, Flat Broke by : Emily Wight
Download or read book Well Fed, Flat Broke written by Emily Wight and published by arsenal pulp press. This book was released on 2015-04-13 with total page 481 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A down-to-earth cookbook that proves you don't need a lot of money to create nutritious, beautiful meals at home. In this winsome cookbook, blogger Emily Wight offers fantastic recipes, ideas, and advice on how to prepare imaginative, nutritious, and delectable meals without breaking the bank. Perfect for students, families, and anyone on a budget. Well-Fed, Flat Broke proves that while you may occasionally be flat broke, you can always be well fed. This collection of 120 recipes ranges from the simple (perfect scrambled eggs, rice and lentils) to the sublime (Orecchiette with White Beans and Sausage, Mustard-fried Chicken). Chapters are organized by ingredient so that you can easily build a meal from what you have on hand. Well Fed, Flat Broke has flavours to please every palette including Thai, Dutch, Indonesian, and Latin American-inspired recipes such as Kimchi Pancakes, Salvadoran Roast Chicken, and Pantry Kedgeree, reflecting a diverse array of affordable ingredients and products in grocery stores, markets, and delis. Emily is a working mother and wife who lives with a picky toddler in one of Canada's most expensive cities. She offers readers real-talk about food, strategic shopping tips, sound advice for picky eaters, and suggestions on how to build a well-stocked, yet inexpensive pantry. Cooking every night can be challenging for busy families who are short on time and lean in budget; Emily includes plenty of one-pot dishes to keep everyone healthy, full, and happy. With friendly charm and practical advice, Well Fed, Flat Broke will have you eating like a millionaire without having to spend like one. Emily Wight is a writer and home cook who's been blogging about food for the past six years.
Book Synopsis Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo by : Alex Smart
Download or read book Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo written by Alex Smart and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-12 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.
Download or read book They Can Talk written by Jimmy Craig and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-02-20 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out what all those animals are saying behind the humans’ backs in this comical collection . . . From the popular internet sensation “They Can Talk” comes a hilarious comic collection of what it would be like if we had VIP access to the lives of our animal friends and foes. Humor writer and artist Jimmy Craig offers 100 colorful comics, including the inner thoughts of creatures from across the animal kingdom—from misunderstood sharks and troublemaking bears to the often-complicated relationship between you and your pet cat. Get dating advice from raccoons, and learn what roosters think when the sun rises and why cats are always knocking things off of shelves. They Can Talk is the perfect pick-me-up for anyone who loves animals—or just loves to laugh.
Book Synopsis Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier!): A Coloring Book by : Val Brains
Download or read book Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier!): A Coloring Book written by Val Brains and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-05 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The latest from the author of the bestselling Cat Butts, A Coloring Book: Hold on to Uranus and prepare for a coloring adventure that is out of this world! Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier) is the #purrfect gift for the #catlover in your life. Planets, aliens, solar systems, spaceships, black holes and lots more get the #catbutt treatment in this unconventional coloring book for people with a hearty sense of humor and a love for all things #outerspace. Cat Butts In Space (The Feline Frontier) is the perfect companion to the cat butt magnet set you and your friends already have. You can color your favorite pages, tear them out and display them proudly on your fridge for all to see, or even mail them to a cat-loving friend.
Download or read book Fowl Language written by Brian Gordon and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2016-03-22 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parenting can be a magical journey full of bliss and wonder . . . if you're on the right meds. For the rest of us, it's another thing altogether. Fowl Language Comics takes an unvarnished look at the tedium and aggravation of parenting, while never forgetting that the reason we put up with those little jerks is that we love them so damn much. By poking fun at the daily struggles parents face, these cartoons help all of us feel less alone in our continual struggle to stay sane. Brian Gordon, creator of Fowl Language Comics, has two small children of his own and knows well the trials and tribulations that go along with raising them. With more than eighteen years of experience in humorous illustration, writing, and cartooning, Brian's visual point of view is memorable, authentic, and instantly recognizable. From Brian: "They say 'write what you know.' Well, I don’t know much, but I do know what it’s like to be the father of two brilliant, beautiful, bat-shit-crazy kids."
Book Synopsis Let's Pretend This Never Happened by : Jenny Lawson
Download or read book Let's Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
Book Synopsis Pooping Animals by : Honey Badger Coloring
Download or read book Pooping Animals written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs
Book Synopsis The Animal Penis Book by : William Meadows
Download or read book The Animal Penis Book written by William Meadows and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-12 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the four hooked knife penis of the llanos mosquitofish, to the twenty-seven nipple-ed shrewish short-tailed opossum, mother nature has provided some unique genitals. If you are the kind of person who loves to learn, take a tour of the animal kingdoms most impressive dongs, see its multiple vagina-ed animals, and really understand its hermaphroditic penis fencing slugs. This book contains fifty highly educational and scientific examples (with comics) of nature's most interesting penises, vaginas, and sex facts - which makes it perfect for sharing with friends and family at your next dinner party.
Book Synopsis Secret Dirty Santa by : Yumoyori Wilson
Download or read book Secret Dirty Santa written by Yumoyori Wilson and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-13 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SHIT. What do you get your arrogant jerk of a boss when you get him for secret Santa? The spending limit is $35, Elle, so the latest gizmo isn't going to work. I wouldn't be able to afford it if there wasn't a cap, and let's be real, billionaire Matthias Felton probably has it already.Why did he even ask to join Secret Santa in the first place? He has everything he could ask for! Multiple mansions, parking lots full of the luxurious cars, and did I mention his looks are to die for? Literally, to DIE for.Oh, and his two other billionaire business friends? They make every woman in the building regret wearing panties. Why wear them if they'll be wet with arousal by the time the triple threat of sexiness exits the building.What's Matthias' endgame? Who fucking knows.Yet, silly me. I ask him at our Christmas party because my tipsy, pretty much drunk alter ego had balls that night and wasn't going to leave until I got the answer my ears yearned for.He finally tells me, and I realize I'm not wanted by one, but three. Matthias, Logan, Titus wants me, and now I wonder if I can get out of this Secret Santa fiasco before it gets a little dirty.
