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Download or read book Funny Valentine written by Amy Jenkins and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-08-30 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stevie was a young woman who took life very seriously indeed: wouldn't drink coffee if it came from a chain, would never buy a card on Valentine's day. Why would she, of all people, be sent to spend a week with a film star? Why would she, of all people, fall in love with him? Why would she, of all people, get involved in the fame game? Why would she, of all people, send him a Valentine? A Valentine that blows it all apart. Funny Valentine.
Book Synopsis The Berenstain Bears' Funny Valentine by : Stan Berenstain
Download or read book The Berenstain Bears' Funny Valentine written by Stan Berenstain and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012-12-19 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Come for a visit in Bear Country with this classic First Time Book® from Stan and Jan Berenstain. It’s Valentine’s Day and Sister has a special card for a cub named Billy. But when Billy ends up having a special card for Sister, the tables are turned. This beloved story is a perfect way to Celebrate Valentines Day.
Book Synopsis Funny Valentine's Day Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by : Linda Bozzo
Download or read book Funny Valentine's Day Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by Linda Bozzo and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Read jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes about Valentine's Day. Also find out fun facts about the holiday"--Provided by publisher.
Book Synopsis The Night Before Valentine's Day by : Natasha Wing
Download or read book The Night Before Valentine's Day written by Natasha Wing and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2000-12-28 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the sweetest holiday of the year! Celebrate love and Valentine's Day with card-making, tasty treats, and more in this installment of Natasha Wing's best-selling series. Join in on all of the colorful fun, and then come along to school the next morning for a day of parties and games!
Book Synopsis Here Comes Valentine Cat by : Deborah Underwood
Download or read book Here Comes Valentine Cat written by Deborah Underwood and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling Cat is back just in time for Valentine’s Day! Full of humor and heart, this picture book is perfect for fans of Bad Kitty, Mo Willems’s Elephant and Piggie books, and of course, Cat’s other capers, including Here Comes the Easter Cat, Here Comes Santa Cat, and Here Comes the Tooth Fairy Cat. Cat does NOT like Valentine's Day. It's much too mushy, and no way is he making anyone a valentine—especially not his new neighbor, Dog. Dog refuses to respect the fence: He keeps tossing over old bones and hitting Cat in the head! But just as Cat’s about to send Dog an angry "valentine" telling him exactly what he can do with his bones, Dog throws a ball over the fence. What is Dog playing at? Cat is in for a hilarious—and heartwarming—surprise in this story about being perhaps too quick to judge. A great Valentine's Day gift for any age—read it on Valentine's Day and year-round! "A charmer." —The Washington Post ★ “Wickedly fun.” —Publishers Weekly, starred review “Endearing . . . beautifully pitched comic timing.” —Kirkus “Fresh and satisfying . . . Empowers kids.” —BCCB “Simple but expressive . . . A favorite.” —SLJ
Book Synopsis My Funny Demon Valentine by : Aurora Ascher
Download or read book My Funny Demon Valentine written by Aurora Ascher and published by Kensington Publishing Corp. This book was released on 2025-01-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sizzling chemistry of Brynne Weaver and laugh-out-loud humor of Kimberly Lemming meet Jenna Levine and Jeneane O’Riley’s fresh spin on paranormal tropes in this wickedly funny, warm-hearted demon romance with just the right amount of spice from the bestselling author of SANCTUARY OF THE SHADOW. Asmodeus, Prince of Hell, just wants to make music. Jazz, specifically. Unfortunately, he’s a demon. And he’s supposed to be evil. Clearly, for Ash, a career as a musician isn’t exactly an option. Plus, he’s cursed.Sick of playing by the rules, Ash and his three brothers escape Hell in search of freedom on Earth. But it’s harder than they thought to keep their enemies off their tail . . . The four rogues quickly become the Underworld’s Most Wanted, and if they’re caught, the consequences will be dire. Yet everything changes for Ash when he meets a beautiful violinist who can see through his curse. It must be too good to be true, but, no matter the risk, he has to have her. Evangeline Gregory is just your average human. She works at a jazz bar, plays gigs on weekends . . . and, apparently, hallucinates demons. At least that’s what Eva tells herself when, moments after she meets the man of her dreams, she sees him shift into a 7-foot-tall monster. Not believing her own eyes, Eva decides to investigate and soon finds herself caught in the middle of a supernatural clusterf**k of epic proportions. But Ash isn’t the only one keeping secrets, and the search for answers reveals a shocking truth that will change the course of her life forever. Or maybe just doom it. Eva and Ash will learn the path to love can be complete Hell.
Book Synopsis Love You by Heart by : Peter H. Reynolds
Download or read book Love You by Heart written by Peter H. Reynolds and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2022-01-04 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Acclaimed creator of The Word Collector, Happy Dreamer, Say Something, and Be You, #1 New York Times bestseller Peter H. Reynolds breaks new ground in this ultimate gift book format perfect for readers of every age. A poetic, universal, and joyful celebration of how we feel about the most beloved people in our lives -- we love them BY HEART! I love every smile, every blink, I love you by heart. I love your toes, your head, your nose, I love you by heart. Celebrated, bestselling creator Peter H. Reynolds brings to life this ode to unconditional love with a delightful and poetic tribute to the rare and beautiful love that binds us together. From the intimate and unbridled love parents and caregivers have for their little ones, to the tremendous love of a lifelong friendship, and the boundless love of a grandparent -- this is a heartfelt message to share with the people we cherish; like a song we have known all our lives, we love them by heart. Peter H. Reynold's whimsical and charming art conveys this deep expression of love with humor, tenderness, and heart. Love You by Heart is the perfect gift for Valentine's Day and any day of the year and will become a bookshelf staple. Just right for new and expectant parents, baby showers, birthdays, graduations, and anytime you want to share a most heartfelt message of L-O-V-E!
Download or read book Viking in Love written by Doug Cenko and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-12-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this laugh-out-loud picture book, a Viking falls in love and must face the only thing in his way of attaining it: his fear of the sea. Stig is your quintessential Viking guy. He loves fresh air, stew, and adorable kittens . . . but he hates the sea. Ingrid is your quintessential Viking gal. She loves all of the above and the sea. What happens when Stig sees Ingrid? Of course, he falls head over heels. But there is one significant problem that stands in their way: the sea. Will Stig find a way to overcome his fears and woo the bold and beautiful Ingrid? Only if he uses his Viking ingenuity . . . and a few kittens.
Book Synopsis My Funny Valentine by : Caroline Fardig
Download or read book My Funny Valentine written by Caroline Fardig and published by Caroline Fardig. This book was released on 2016-01-28 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All Lizzie wants for Valentine's Day is for her fiancé NOT to be the prime suspect in a murder investigation. Is that too much to ask? Lizzie Hart is finally living the dream. She's engaged to the love of her life, Blake Morgan, and more importantly, she hasn't even given a thought to dead bodies or murder investigations for an entire year. The only hurdle in Lizzie and Blake's way to wedded bliss is introducing their polar opposite families to each other at their engagement party. Blake's parents have thrown a lavish shindig, but the fun is quickly over when Blake's brother arrives with an unexpected guest, the woman who left Blake at the altar years ago. If that weren't enough drama for one evening, Lizzie and Blake find the town mayor dead and the detectives on the case put Blake at the top of their suspect list. It's a race against the clock for Lizzie and Blake to find the real killer before the police decide to lock Blake up and throw away the key.
Download or read book Hugless Douglas written by David Melling and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-11-26 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new edition of this bestselling story with a striking new cover. Hugless Douglas is a huggable, lovable young brown bear who wakes up one morning in need of a hug. He goes to try and find one but none of them seem quite right. Join Douglas on his search for the perfect bear hug! This is the first adventure in the hugely popular series, which has sold over 1.4 million copies in 26 languages to date. David Melling is one of the UK's best-loved author-illustrators and his stories combine brilliantly imaginative illustrations with an endearing sense of what it is like to be a small child learning about the world. Hello, Hugless Douglas! was a World Book Day picture book in 2014 and a number one bestseller, selling over 450,000 copies. 'A new Hugless Douglas book is always a cause for celebration.' Daily Mail
Book Synopsis Valentine the Porcupine Dances Funny by : Derrick Brown
Download or read book Valentine the Porcupine Dances Funny written by Derrick Brown and published by Write Fuzzy. This book was released on 2011-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Valentine the porcupine loves to dance in her own way, regardless of what others think of her, but her unusual ways and her prickly spines make her worry that she'll never find someone to dance with her.
Download or read book My Funny Valentine written by Nigel Bird and published by Down & Out Books. This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Double Dutch loves playing Cupid and for one lucky lady his arrow will be painfully sharp. Only the police can prevent him from hitting his target before Valentine’s Day comes to a close. It’s almost twenty years since the last Double Dutch killing and he’s back with a vengeance. The discovery of his latest victim resurrects ghosts the police hoped they’d laid to rest forever. With Valentine’s Day almost upon them, detectives know they have limited time to avoid another slaying. Follow DI Wilson and his team as they try to locate the killer before he strikes again. My Funny Valentine is the second novel in the highly-praised Rat Pack series.
Download or read book Black Magic written by Krin Gabbard and published by Rutgers University Press. This book was released on 2004 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Krin Gabbard explores the often hidden & unacknowledged contribution of African American culture to Hollywood movies. Although relying heavily on African American music, language & street culture, the old racial hierarchies often seem preserved.
Book Synopsis My Funny Valentine by : Michelle Abrams
Download or read book My Funny Valentine written by Michelle Abrams and published by WorthyKids. This book was released on 2000-01-30 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For ages 6-10. Here are what the Valentines kids would really like to send. No icky love stuff here! The Valentine's ogre is in my homeroom. He hates mushy stuff. He prefers gloom and doom. He doesn't give cards. He only gives spiders. He loves giving them -- the ones that are biters. Meredith Johnson's clever and humorous illustrations are perfect for 6 to 10 year olds. Best of all, there are 12 punch-out valentines included at the back of the book for kids to give to their 'funny valentines'.
Book Synopsis Fun Valentine's Day Crafts by : Arlene Erlbach
Download or read book Fun Valentine's Day Crafts written by Arlene Erlbach and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2014-12-15 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to make Valentines Day even more special? Then follow these easy step-by-step instructions, photographs, and traceable patterns to create unique crafts for Valentine's Day with materials that can be found around the house. You can make a friendship necklace, a Valentine cat, a heart ornament, and much more!
Book Synopsis Ultimate Play-Along by : Jimmy Haslip
Download or read book Ultimate Play-Along written by Jimmy Haslip and published by Alfred Music Publishing. This book was released on 2003 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Each work presented in an arrangement for bass guitar in tablature and staff notation, followed by the original fakebook version; includes chord symbols.
Book Synopsis Jolly Humor to Tickle Your Funny Bone by : Buddy Webb
Download or read book Jolly Humor to Tickle Your Funny Bone written by Buddy Webb and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2017-03-23 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you need a smile, giggle, or belly laugh, this is the book for you. Betty White would love it. Dedicated to Peter Pan, it is filled with delightful funny pieces of the human condition. You not only will get a chuckle from the pieces but also get some giggles from the sketches of odd characters and the limericks they share. Children love to smile when they are photographed because they feel special.
