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Book Synopsis The World's Greatest Dad Jokes (Volume 3) by : Cider Mill Press,
Download or read book The World's Greatest Dad Jokes (Volume 3) written by Cider Mill Press, and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 150 dad jokes that are perfect for any crowd! Here are over 150 more hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns in this third volume of The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes. Tired of the same humdrum ill-fitting pants quips, or jabs about turkeys being flightless birds? This perfect Father’s Day gift will keep the dads in your life on the pulse of family-friendly corny humor. With The World’s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 3 on hand, everyone will be laughing with dads, not at them!
Book Synopsis Dad, No Matter What Life Throws at You, at Least You Don't Have Ugly Children by : Blue Sky Blue Sky Press
Download or read book Dad, No Matter What Life Throws at You, at Least You Don't Have Ugly Children written by Blue Sky Blue Sky Press and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-06-15 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show Dad how much you care with a thoughtful, affordable gift that always arrives on time! Perfect as a humorous present for Dad, birthday gift, Father's Day gift, or any other occasion where gifts that provoke laughter are appropriate. High quality binding, premium design, paperback, plain brown cover, beautiful mate finish looks, perfect size 7" x 10" 108 High quality binding, premium design, paperback, beautiful matte finish looks. PERFECT gift under $10
Book Synopsis Dad, Thanks for Putting Up with My Shit. Also, Sorry I Swear So Much by : Sharon Cromwell
Download or read book Dad, Thanks for Putting Up with My Shit. Also, Sorry I Swear So Much written by Sharon Cromwell and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Father's day gift for your Dad that will surely bring a smile. It contains 110 pages of blank lined journal pages.
Book Synopsis Funny Things My Dad Say by : 4k Print Studio
Download or read book Funny Things My Dad Say written by 4k Print Studio and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Things My Dad Say is a fun yet elegant Notebook/ Journal / Diary to write down all those cute, funny, crazy, adorable and witty things your father said. A must-have for anyone who loves his daddy, and an excellent gift idea for friends and family! Never forget your dad's memories. These phrases will be treasured for years to come. 6" x 9" 120 pages blank lined journal with a soft matte cover finish.
Book Synopsis Dad My First Love My Forever Hero by : Booki Nova
Download or read book Dad My First Love My Forever Hero written by Booki Nova and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-19 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're looking for a personalized gift for your dad?! So this Father's Day book is the perfect gift. This book is designed to express your Love and your Appreciation for your father The first page contains a place to put a picture or a drawing and plenty of free space to write what you want. The other pages contain Fill-in-the-blank lines and sweet prompts like: If i had to describe you in one word it'd be_________ I love your_________ in everything you have done You inspire me to _______ It makes me smile when you _________ I love your epic capacity for_________ I love how you are_________to everyone Thank you for _________ And many more! There are 60 total, enough to describe why you love your dad. All you have to do is fill all the lines and you will have a unique gift suitable for many occasions (Father's Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas, Birthday, etc...) The only thing we can guarantee is Your Dad will appreciate that you spent the time to make him a loving gift!
Book Synopsis The Geek Dad's Guide to Weekend Fun by : Ken Denmead
Download or read book The Geek Dad's Guide to Weekend Fun written by Ken Denmead and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-05-03 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The wildly popular DIY dad follows up his instant New York Times bestseller with a fresh batch of geeky weekend science projects for the whole family to enjoy. Ken Denmead struck a chord with parents and kids across America with his GeekDad blog on Wired.com, which receives more than one million page views per month. His debut book, Geek Dad, was on bestseller lists and in its seventh printing just two months after hitting store shelves. With The Geek Dad's Guide to Weekend Fun, he keeps the nerdtastic novelties coming, with projects that teach readers how to: •Build homemade robots from scratch •Write and direct simple stop-motion movies •Hack into mechanical toys to add cool electronic twists, and more United by the premise that to really understand science and how something works you must design and build it yourself or remake it better, Geek Parents everywhere will celebrate this latest installment of weekend workshop wonders. Watch a Video
Download or read book Mad Dad, Fun Dad written by Doug Draper and published by Elm Hill. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an early age, Ben Baker knows that “when dad is mad, someone is going to get hurt.” He sees it when his father bashes his mother in the head with a shotgun and experiences it through frequent beatings with brooms, rakes or whatever tool is handy. The physical pain is matched by the emotional damage of his father repeatedly calling him “the stupidest and laziest boy in the world.” This mistreatment takes place while working on the family farm and at his father’s service station in a small town located on the foothills of Utah’s Wasatch Mountains. As the smallest boy in his class, Ben also faces abuse at school because bullies find him to be an easy target for punches, kicks and insults. He deals with the cruelty by keeping his back to the wall and doing whatever he can to dodge the bullies. His run-and-hide approach changes when an ex-convict, Derek Dean, takes a job pumping gas at his father’s service station. Derek teaches Ben how to deliver the pain instead of being the one who feels it. Ben applies what he learns and lashes out with unbridled fury. He uses a steel pipe to humiliate a pair of bigger opponents and knocks out another bully with a viscous kick to the head. Besides getting him in trouble at school, Ben worries that his anger-fueled actions will lead him to become like his father. His mind becomes a battlefield, with a wish to live peacefully fighting against a ruthless desire to punish anyone who messes with him. Ben’s relationship with Derek shifts from friend to foe when he catches Derek stealing his father’s truck and tools. After Derek spends five years in prison for theft, he returns to Alma seeking revenge. While Ben is on a camping trip with his Boy Scout troop, Derek and two friends confront him and promise to make Ben pay for his role in sending Derek back to prison. With this threat weighting heavily on his mind, Ben reacts with violence to a cruel prank pulled on him by his fellow scouts and finds himself in trouble again. Frustrated, he decides to escape all his problems by running away and living off the land. Before launching his secret plan, Ben chats with his scoutmaster who encourages Ben to rely on God to help him deal with his challenges. The scoutmaster also promises to pray for Ben. When he runs away, Ben soon needs all the help he can get. Once again, he crosses paths with Derek and a chase through the mountains begins, with Ben leading the vengeful ex-convict on an overnight hike during a powerful snowstorm. Instead of having to merely face punishment for his angry outburst at the scout camp, Ben’s attempt to escape brings him to the point of death. While frightening and painful, this battle for survival becomes a turning point in Ben’s life. It plants a seed of hope in him that things will get better. Ben’s struggles continue, but he moves forward equipped with new strength. His story provides a compelling example of the power of faith and prayer in changing lives. For Ben, it means breaking the cycle of violence, replacing despair with hope and finding peace in a combative world.
Book Synopsis Monstrously Funny Cartoons by : Christopher Hart
Download or read book Monstrously Funny Cartoons written by Christopher Hart and published by Watson-Guptill. This book was released on 2014-10-14 with total page 457 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A monstrously big guide that teaches you how to draw the silliest and scariest zombies, vampires, witches, ghouls, and other creepy cartoon favorites. Aspiring artists learn all the drawing tips and tricks they need to create laugh-out-loud renditions of their favorite monsters and scary creatures direct from cartooning master Christopher Hart. This jam-packed cartooning guide shows readers how to capture the lighter side of these creepy creatures by combining them with Hart's incredibly popular cartoon drawing style! Taking readers step-by-step through each monster type, Hart demonstrates how to draw everything from terrifyingly silly heads to wacky comic strip-like scenes of monstrous menace. Chockful of hints, humor, and horror, The Ginormous Book of Monster Cartoons is guaranteed to be a real scream for aspiring and professional artists, as well as all fans of things that go bump in the night.
Book Synopsis Esther's Notebooks by : Riad Sattouf
Download or read book Esther's Notebooks written by Riad Sattouf and published by Pantheon. This book was released on 2023-01-24 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of The Arab of the Future chronicles the hilarious and heartbreaking true life of a young girl growing up in Paris. "Funny, well-observed...contains immense daring and depth...Sattouf has drawn a portrait of a generation." —Observer, "Graphic Novel of the Month" Once a week for three years, the comic book artist Riad Sattouf had a chat with his friend’s outgoing young daughter, Esther, in which she told him about her family, her school, her friends, her hopes, her dreams, and her fears. After each meeting, he would create a one-page comic strip based on what she had said. Esther’s Notebooks gathers 156 of those strips, spanning Esther’s life from ages nine through twelve, giving us a delightful look into the daily dramas of this thoughtful, intelligent, and high-spirited girl. As The Guardian noted: “Each page of Esther’s Notebooks is self-contained—there’s usually a neat punchline—but read them all, and you come to see that Sattouf has drawn a portrait of a generation: their hopes, dreams and cultural references; the way that their personalities, backgrounds—many of the children portrayed have parents who are immigrants—and preconceived ideas about sexuality begin to play out even before they’ve begun secondary school. The result is a bit like a cartoon version of Michael Apted’s landmark TV series, Up. These funny, well-observed comics are fantastically daring.”
Book Synopsis Dang: A Humorous Mystery (A Fun Murder Mystery Full of Action and Southern Humor) by : R.D. Smith
Download or read book Dang: A Humorous Mystery (A Fun Murder Mystery Full of Action and Southern Humor) written by R.D. Smith and published by Bright Aurora Media. This book was released on 2023-05-17 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An action-packed Southern mystery adventure that will have you laughing and guessing until the very end! Trailer parks. Rednecks with ambition. Media coverage. Murder. Moonshine. Bootlegging. Conspiracy theories. Rasslin’ moves. Hot rods. Duct tape. Mullets and monster trucks. Homemade vehicles. Mazes. Escape tunnels. Safe rooms. Pistols and pursuing leads. The whole town thinks Willem has already committed two murders. Why shouldn’t they believe he’s committed more? For the past year and a half, Willem has been an outcast in his hometown. Everyone believes he’s a killer. On top of the murder accusations, his “biofuel/fertilizer” business is failing. He’s well over knee-deep in inventory with no chance of a sale in sight. When Murven, his out-of-work best buddy, volunteers to help him with his daily collection, they discover Willem is stockpiling more than he bargained for as an "entre-manure." Once the sheriff gets involved, Willem's past and Murven's general reputation slingshot them both to the top of the list of murder suspects. With a little help from an unexpected ally, they escape custody and fight to clear their names of murder. As the news spreads, every busybody and media hog in the county—family, friend or foe—wants a piece of Willem and Murven's fifteen minutes of infamy. A not-so-cozy Southern mystery for action & adventure and cozy mystery lovers!
Book Synopsis Fathers Day Gift : Funny Personalized Notebook for Dads,Dad Thank You for Giving Me Life and Thank You for Not Taking It Back During My Teen Years by : Lina Fathers Publishing
Download or read book Fathers Day Gift : Funny Personalized Notebook for Dads,Dad Thank You for Giving Me Life and Thank You for Not Taking It Back During My Teen Years written by Lina Fathers Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-23 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★This is a personal and unique gift idea for Father's Day or any day you want to show your father in a fun way how much you love him.★ ✓ Funny Father's Day Gift ✓ Interior Pages - Lined Pages Journal Style ✓ 120 pages of high quality paper ✓ 6" X 9" Perfect Size ✓ Soft matte cover for a luxurious feel ✓ More useful than a card
Book Synopsis My Dad's a Basketball Player by : Amy Harrison
Download or read book My Dad's a Basketball Player written by Amy Harrison and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-03-21 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Maycee and her twin brother Mason are sent to live with their mother after their NBA dad has been in an accident, boy are they in for a shock!
Download or read book Kennedy’s Goodbye written by Kati Rose and published by Post Hill Press. This book was released on 2022-03-08 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is hope a myth? Is love a lie? Is God dead? Kennedy needs to know. But she’s left feeling alone, grappling to make sense of the world around her. The youngest member of a devout Catholic family, her preordained pathway of perfection into heaven becomes more like a highway to hell. With so many roadblocks—sin, sex, losses, lies—will Kennedy find a place to belong? A place where it’s OK to be OK? A place where hope is real and love is true? In this coming-of-age novel set in upstate New York in the seventies and eighties, told in a freshly candid voice that evolves as she grows and matures, Kennedy says goodbye to many things—but to what? Hope? Love? God? Or her own self? Find out in Kennedy’s Goodbye.
Book Synopsis She Is Not Invisible by : Marcus Sedgwick
Download or read book She Is Not Invisible written by Marcus Sedgwick and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2014-04-22 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laureth Peak's father has taught her to look for recurring events, patterns, and numbers--a skill at which she's remarkably talented. Her secret: She is blind. But when her father goes missing, Laureth and her 7-year-old brother Benjamin are thrust into a mystery that takes them to New York City where surviving will take all her skill at spotting the amazing, shocking, and sometimes dangerous connections in a world full of darkness. Marcus Sedgwick's She Is Not Invisible is an intricate puzzle of a novel that sheds a light on the delicate ties that bind people to each other. This title has Common Core connections.
Download or read book Not Quite White written by Laila Woozeer and published by Indiana University Press. This book was released on 2024-10-08 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Neither here, nor there; neither one, nor the other. What does it feel like to be an indescribable shade somewhere in between? Can you even exist in a binary world that seems so black-and-white? Why is there no easy way to describe someone who is a Welsh-French-Scottish-American-Indian-Mauritian? / Laila Woozeer, a mixed-race 28-year-old London-born writer and musician, shares a personal story of growing up in a rural white village in North Wales. Laila takes readers on a funny, vivid, and profoundly moving journey of discovering one's own identity and belonging through her travels between Mauritius, the US, and the UK, to make sense of the world and one's place within it. / This is the real-life story of Laila Woozeer trying desperately to understand how to exist, how to survive, and what it might mean to thrive. From childhood memories of self-discovery to an identity crisis of adolescence, to a misunderstood existence in adult life, Not Quite White charts Laila's struggle to finally find a meaningful place in the world.
Book Synopsis Pattaya Dangerous by : Trevor Whitehead
Download or read book Pattaya Dangerous written by Trevor Whitehead and published by Trevor Whitehead. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Internet romance sends two pensioners to Thailand looking for love. Lifetime friends Doug and Arthur go on a holiday of a lifetime. When they don't return it's left to Doug's only son to find out what happened to his dad and uncle. A tale of deception, murder, fraud murder friendship and love. A holiday resort with a dark secret comes apparent when the search takes an unexpected turn. With the help of a retired policeman and hotel owner, Stanley Bradshaw, Doug's son Mario sets about bringing the ruthless gang to justice.
Book Synopsis Work Smarter with Microsoft OneNote by : Connie Clark
Download or read book Work Smarter with Microsoft OneNote written by Connie Clark and published by Packt Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2022-04-29 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Organize work and home life using notes from your phone or computer to supercharge your productivity with this OneNote manual Key Features Learn how to store notes that include images, audio, videos, links, files, emails, and web clippings Unleash the magic of tags to make notes stand out and become more searchable Discover the power of shared notebooks with your team or family to ensure everyone is in the loop Book Description Do you want to take your information and note organization to a new level? This book will show you how to use Microsoft's organizational app, OneNote, to store endless amounts of information in a productive and organized way, including solutions for creating your notes and then sharing them easily with your team or department. You'll be guided through everything you need to set up a notebook and customize it to suit you or your team. The book will show you how to navigate through OneNote and search for virtually anything, as well as save time with all the shortcuts. You'll discover that inserting information into your notebooks goes far beyond text, images, and videos, and also includes emails, links to documents, and clippings from the web. But it doesn't stop there. Integration with other Microsoft products is key for making your experience successful, and this book demonstrates how to use OneNote with Microsoft Outlook, OneDrive, SharePoint and Teams. Beyond instructions and essential topics, this book also provides you with the motivation you need to make OneNote a habit as well as real-life examples of notebooks you can use. By the end of this book, you'll be able to use OneNote for everything and from every device. Even if you start a notebook on your laptop and continue it on your phone, you'll find working with the app seamless. What you will learn Understand how to create and organize notes in your notebooks Discover how to turn handwritten notes into typed text Explore how to access your content from anywhere even if offline Uncover ways to collaborate with your team or family and stay in sync Understand how to insert your emails, documents, or articles from the web Find out how to integrate with other Microsoft products such as Outlook or Teams Who this book is for If you save notes on your phone, wear out more spiral notebooks than you can count, or if you're a Microsoft 365 user and need to keep track of information, then this book is for you. Beginner-level experience with OneNote is required to get the most out of this book.
