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Book Synopsis Farming Joke Book, The: A Collection of Agricultural Jokes, Amusing Stories and Anecdotes by : John Terry
Download or read book Farming Joke Book, The: A Collection of Agricultural Jokes, Amusing Stories and Anecdotes written by John Terry and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-08-01 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Farming Joke Book brings together around 500 jokes, amusing stories, and anecdotes about farmers, farm animals, and life on the farm in general. So, whether one has been farming for 'donkey's years' or is new to it, and whether these farming two-liners make the reader laugh, cry, or just groan out loud, there will definitely be something in this collection that will tickle anyone's farming funny bones. Divided into 16 categories, and with 32 specially commissioned illustrations by Rory Walker, this pocket sized book will provide hours of enjoyment and is the perfect tool for the farmer wanting to entertain friends, family, and colleagues, no matter his or her age. [Subject: Humor, Agriculture]
Book Synopsis Down on the Funny Farm by : Patrick E. King
Download or read book Down on the Funny Farm written by Patrick E. King and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1986 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A farmer thinks he is getting a bargain when he buys a farm for one dollar, until he finds that all the animals are mixed up about what they are supposed to do.
Download or read book 250+ Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-26 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 250+ Funny Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 250+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of farm animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the referee calling fowls! HAHA! Q: What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? A: Udder chaos! LOL! Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? A: He always said neigh (nay). HAHA! Q: Where do bad pigs go? A: They get sent to the pen. LOL! Q: Why don't chickens like people? A: They beat eggs! HAHA! Q: What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? A: Cows-mopolitan! LOL! Q: Why did the horse miss the joust? A: He had the knight off! 250+ Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Your farm animal friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 250+ farm animal jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about farm animals of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!
Download or read book Funny Farm written by Laurie Zaleski and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2022-02-22 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An inspiring and moving memoir of the author's turbulent life with 600 rescue animals. Laurie Zaleski never aspired to run an animal rescue; that was her mother Annie’s dream. But from girlhood, Laurie was determined to make the dream come true. Thirty years later as a successful businesswoman, she did it, buying a 15-acre farm deep in the Pinelands of South Jersey. She was planning to relocate Annie and her caravan of ragtag rescues—horses and goats, dogs and cats, chickens and pigs—when Annie died, just two weeks before moving day. In her heartbreak, Laurie resolved to make her mother's dream her own. In 2001, she established the Funny Farm Animal Rescue outside Mays Landing, New Jersey. Today, she carries on Annie’s mission to save abused and neglected animals. Funny Farm is Laurie’s story: of promises kept, dreams fulfilled, and animals lost and found. It’s the story of Annie McNulty, who fled a nightmarish marriage with few skills, no money and no resources, dragging three kids behind her, and accumulating hundreds of cast-off animals on the way. And lastly, it's the story of the brave, incredible, and adorable animals that were rescued. Although there are some sad parts (as life always is), there are lots of laughs.
Book Synopsis Cracking Up with the Rabbids by : David Lewman
Download or read book Cracking Up with the Rabbids written by David Lewman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-02-17 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of jokes that feature the Rabbids as they visit twelve of their favorite spots.
Book Synopsis Jokes and More About Dogs by : Maria Nelson
Download or read book Jokes and More About Dogs written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every dog owner knows how silly his or her pup can be. Dogs' behavior can be strange—such as barking at the vacuum cleaner—and downright sneaky, like stealing peanut butter sandwiches off the table. Readers will enjoy learning about man’s best friend, while they giggle through playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and wonderful word play. Colorful, cute illustrations and photographs complement facts about dogs—and many happen to be doggone funny!
Book Synopsis Let's Eat in the Funny Zone by : Gary Chmielewski
Download or read book Let's Eat in the Funny Zone written by Gary Chmielewski and published by Norwood House Press. This book was released on 2008-01-01 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fully illustrated book is jam-packed with over 100 food-themed jokes, tongue twisters, and "Daffynitions". Includes creative writing information and exercises written by literacy consultant Shannon Cannon which encourage readers to write jokes of their own.
Book Synopsis Knock Knock, Moo Who? by : Brenda Ponnay
Download or read book Knock Knock, Moo Who? written by Brenda Ponnay and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2015-06-21 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock Knock. Who's there? An interrupting cow. Interrupting Cow-- Moo! Silly knock knock jokes are paired with Brenda Ponnay's bright and fun illustrations in this wacky, funny picture book for preschoolers and up.
Book Synopsis Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book by : Jim Davis
Download or read book Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book written by Jim Davis and published by Random House Worlds. This book was released on 1993-12-29 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fresh from the funny papers, here is Garfield, all-around jokester. In this hilarious book, you'll find jokes of all shapes, species, and sizes. There are jokes about food and eating, other pets, Garfield and his pals, and knock-knocks, of course. So get ready to laugh out loud at humor told the Garfield way.
Book Synopsis Pretty Good Joke Book by : Garrison Keillor
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Book Synopsis Jokes and More About Horses by : Maria Nelson
Download or read book Jokes and More About Horses written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horses are a popular pet and are often members of a family for many years. They’re commonly trained for horse shows and the excitement of racing, but even well-trained show ponies can be willful sometimes! Through jokes and wordplay, readers learn the sillier aspects of horse ownership and many fabulous funnies they can share with their friends. Colorful images and fun facts will encourage readers to saddle up and keep reading.
Download or read book Funny Farm Joke Book written by and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These jokes may be hazardous to your bad mood. Read with caution. -- Amazon.com.
Download or read book Kill the Farm Boy written by Kevin Hearne and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 411 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In an irreverent series in the tradition of Monty Python, the bestselling authors of the Iron Druid Chronicles and Star Wars: Phasma reinvent fantasy, fairy tales, and floridly written feast scenes. “Ranks among the best of Christopher Moore and Terry Pratchett.”—Chuck Wendig “When you put two authors of this high caliber together, expect fireworks. Or at least laughs. What a hoot!”—Terry Brooks Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told. This is not that fairy tale. There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened. And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell. There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he’s bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there’s the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy’s untimely death . . . and also very fine cheese. Then there’s a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar “happily ever after” that ever once-upon-a-timed. Praise for Kill the Farm Boy “A rollicking fantasy adventure that upends numerous genre tropes in audacious style . . . a laugh-out-loud-funny fusion of Monty Python–esque humor and whimsy à la Terry Pratchett’s Discworld.”—Kirkus Reviews “Dawson and Hearne’s reimagining of a traditional fairy tale is reminiscent of William Goldman’s The Princess Bride and William Steig’s Shrek! Irreverent, funny, and full of entertaining wordplay, this will keep readers guessing until the end.”—Library Journal “Will have you laughing out loud until strangers begin to look at you oddly.”—SyFy “A smart comedy . . . nuanced, complicated, and human.”—Tordotcom “[Delilah Dawson and Kevin Hearne] make fun of the typical ‘white male power fantasies,’ and in that, they succeed, with their heroes all characters of color and/or falling somewhere under the LGBTQ umbrella.”—Publishers Weekly
Download or read book Barnyard Fun written by Maureen Wright and published by Two Lions. This book was released on 2023-06-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Sheep finds out it is April One, he says, OIt's time to have some fun!O Sheep sets the alarm an hour ahead. It wakes up Rooster in his bed. Sheep plays April Fool's jokes on Rooster, Dog, Pig, and Cow. Then Horse decides to play a trick on SheepNand the farm animals have the biggest laugh of all! Full color.
Book Synopsis Hide-and-Seek on the Farm by : Highlights
Download or read book Hide-and-Seek on the Farm written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2018-08-21 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lift-the-flap fun on the farm! With 40 flaps to lift, 40 objects to find and plenty of friendly farm animals, this oversized board book is sure to delight young children. This fun and vibrant 10-page book is a great way to introduce the age-appropriate challenge of Hidden Pictures puzzles to emerging readers ages 2-5. What is hiding on the farm? Readers will follow the farmers as they feed the animals, take care of the crops and work at the farm stand, all while searching for dozens of cleverly hidden objects. Every spread features 8 inviting and easy-to-open flaps. Under the flaps, kids will find the clues to objects hiding in the colorful landscape scenes. The puzzles in this seek-and-find book are specially created for younger children to help develop their concentration and attention to detail. The story features rhyming and repeating phrases to boost kids’ early literacy skills, too. Fun to explore independently or share with a grown-up, this board book is expertly designed to engage little ones and foster a love of reading from an early age.
Book Synopsis The Fun on the Farm Joke Book by : Sean Connolly
Download or read book The Fun on the Farm Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter? A: A lawn mooer! This egg-celent collection of 140 farmyard jokes will tickle your funny bone with its incredible puns, one-liners and more! Illustrated with hilarious cartoons, Fun on the Farm Joke Book will provide young readers with hours of entertainment. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
Download or read book Cow Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-12 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Cow Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 125+ funny cow jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why do cow like being told jokes? A: Because they like being amooooosed! LOL! Q: Why don't cows ever have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry! HAHA! Q: Where do baby cows eat? A: The calf-eteria! LOL! Q: Where does a cow stop to drink? A: The Milky Way! HAHA! Q: What happens when a cow stops shaving? A: It grows a mooooostache! Funny Cow Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cow jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cow jokes in the world! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of cow jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: These funny cow jokes are udderly amazing! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
