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Author : Kristie Breen
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 166800609X
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (68 download)
Download or read book Fuck This Shitshow written by Kristie Breen and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-07-12 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon Element book. Simon Element has a great book for every reader.
Author : Dana Sitar
Publisher : Dana Sitar
ISBN 13 : 1465985123
Total Pages : 91 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (659 download)
Download or read book Welcome to the Shit Show written by Dana Sitar and published by Dana Sitar. This book was released on 2011-10-29 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Nina Levine
Publisher : Nina Levine
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Colt written by Nina Levine and published by Nina Levine. This book was released on with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fast-paced, sexy motorcycle club romance featuring a heroine who keeps her man on his toes, an alpha who’s not afraid of a feisty woman, and a whole lot of MC action. Throw in a crazy club president whose woman has gone missing, fun Stormgirl antics, and a catch-up with all the Storm couples, and you’ve got the ending to a series that will make you laugh, swoon, and smile big over everyone’s HEA. Echo Kade is having a bad year. She’s dealing with a divorce, a bank balance that looks suspiciously like $0, way too many speeding tickets, and a mother who has decided to move across the world. No mother should ever think it’s okay to move across the damn world. Echo is ready to sell off her belongings, join a commune, and contemplate the pros and cons of celibacy. But first, she has to help the president of the Sydney Storm MC find his old lady who has gone missing. And that involves working with Colton Creed, a biker built for sin. A biker who opens doors for women, picks up after himself, and knows his way around that part of a woman that all men should know their way around. Suddenly, her year is looking a whole lot better. Celibacy? What even is that? The Storm MC world from USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling author, Nina Levine, currently has three completed motorcycle club romance series, with more to come. Nina's alphas are always protective and possessive, and usually bossy. Her heroines all have inner strength and always give as good as they get. The Storm MC books are spicy romances and feature heroes who will scorch the earth for the woman they love. If you enjoyed Sons of Anarchy, you will love the Storm MC series! Binge read the COMPLETE series! Books in the Storm MC Series: Book 1: Storm Book 2: Fierce Book 3: Blaze Book 4: Revive Book 5: Slay Book 6: Sassy Christmas Book 7: Illusive Book 8: Command Book 9: Havoc Book 10: Gunnar Book 11: Wilder Book 12: Colt For fans of: Kristen Ashley, Madeline Sheehan, Autumn Jones Lake, Ryan Michele, Chelle Bliss, Laramie Briscoe. Keywords: Motorcycle Club Romance, biker romance, alpha hero, bad boy romance, romantic suspense, mc romance, protector romance, found family, contemporary romance, new adult romance, hot romance, steamy romance, spicy romance, women's romance, Australian romance.
Author : John Cahill
Publisher : Austin Macauley Publishers
ISBN 13 : 163829190X
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (382 download)
Download or read book Krashed written by John Cahill and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-04-28 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was the fall of 1966. Of course, I had tasted alcohol briefly with a sip here and sip there, but this was different. This was the beginning of a lifelong battle with alcoholism. I had decided that I would attend the sock hop after the football game. For more than three years I had dreamed of having a relationship with this one very special girl. I was a senior and she was a sophomore. I came into the dance and placed my shoes in a corner of the gymnasium. Some of my friends were lined up along the wall. All the girls were seated in the bleachers on the other side of the gym. I came into the dance virtually unnoticed as I was not a really popular kid in high school. As usual at these festive occasions the music was playing but no one was dancing. This seemed to be common practice at these events. Oh, there was some mingling going on between football players and cheerleaders, however, the vast majority of us who wandered blindly through high school, incapable when it came to communication with the opposite sex. We all thought about it but we didn’t act on it. This is my real first recollection that I had such a fear of rejection and would struggle for most of the rest of my life to try and overcome that fear. Addiction would somehow enter the scene and, for time, would cover the fear gently leaving me to believe I was the one in control. This would become a disastrous illusion.
Author : Orange Hippo!
Publisher : OH
ISBN 13 : 1800696515
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (6 download)
Download or read book Now F**k Off!: The Little Guide to Succession written by Orange Hippo! and published by OH. This book was released on 2024-09-12 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In January 2024, Succession won four Golden Globes - including Best Drama - from a record 13 nominations, cementing the truth in stone: no other show since The Sopranos has come close to its influence, impact and intelligence. Fuelled by the uncertainty of the global pandemic and the ugly political aftermath of the 2016 and 2020 U.S. elections, Succession's premise is simple but devastating: rip a despicable yet powerful family apart using jaw-droppingly innovative and original one-liners, led by a wealth of top TV talent. The Little Guide to Succession is an essential and hilarious read for fans of the Roy family and the rest of the business class ensemble's infamous and now-iconic wicked wit and quickfire quips. All the best quotes here, ready to be deployed at your command from this compact celebration of Succession. "You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Gregs." Tom, to Greg (emailed to Greg 67 times in one evening), season two, episode nine, "DC". "You're a clumsy interloper, no one trusts you and the only guy pulling for you is dead. Now you're just married to the ex-boss's daughter and she doesn't even like you. You are fairly, squarely fucked." Karl, to Tom, when he "respectfully" threw his hat into the ring for interim CEO, season four, episode four, "Honeymoon States". "You look like a dildo dipped in beard trimmings." Roman, to designer-stubbled Stewy, season two, episode two, "Vaulter". 3,021 The number of times the word "fuck" is said throughout the show's four seasons. That's an average of 76 "fucks" per episode, or one every 1.2 minutes.
Author : Aidan Truhen
Publisher : Vintage Crime/Black Lizard
ISBN 13 : 0525434984
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (254 download)
Download or read book The Price You Pay written by Aidan Truhen and published by Vintage Crime/Black Lizard. This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this audacious, lightning-paced thriller, a smart-mouthed, white-collar drug dealer--a hilariously irreverent antihero--seeks revenge when an unknown enemy takes out a contract on him. Jack Price is having a bad day. What he absolutely did not need was for someone to execute his grouchy old neighbor as if she was a drug mule. Questions will be asked, and Jack is a small businessman in a competitive sector hobbled by red tape and, you know: laws. Just because the product Jack trades in is cocaine, people assume it’s all guns and murders, but that is the old cocaine business and Jack is all about the new one: high-tech, high-end and on-demand. But when Jack begins making some inquiries with a view to calming the whole thing down, someone hires the Seven Demons to kill him. You bring those people in to kill generals and presidents and take down countries, not to mess with a guy who’s just trying to get along. The thing is that the Seven Demons and their client have misunderstood the situation. Jack is not upset. In fact, he’s grateful for the clarification. Jack is the kind of guy who adapts well to new business models. He has a unique approach to executive problem solving. In fact, Jack is batshit crazy. And when you mess with Jack, there is a Price to be paid.
Author : Mona Awad
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525559752
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)
Download or read book Bunny written by Mona Awad and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER Soon to be a major motion picture "Jon Swift + Witches of Eastwick + Kelly 'Get In Trouble' Link + Mean Girls + Creative Writing Degree Hell! No punches pulled, no hilarities dodged, no meme unmangled! O Bunny you are sooo genius!" —Margaret Atwood, via Twitter "A wild, audacious and ultimately unforgettable novel." —Michael Schaub, Los Angeles Times "Awad is a stone-cold genius." —Ann Bauer, The Washington Post The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel from the acclaimed author of 13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl and Rouge "We were just these innocent girls in the night trying to make something beautiful. We nearly died. We very nearly did, didn't we?" Samantha Heather Mackey couldn't be more of an outsider in her small, highly selective MFA program at New England's Warren University. A scholarship student who prefers the company of her dark imagination to that of most people, she is utterly repelled by the rest of her fiction writing cohort--a clique of unbearably twee rich girls who call each other "Bunny," and seem to move and speak as one. But everything changes when Samantha receives an invitation to the Bunnies' fabled "Smut Salon," and finds herself inexplicably drawn to their front door--ditching her only friend, Ava, in the process. As Samantha plunges deeper and deeper into the Bunnies' sinister yet saccharine world, beginning to take part in the ritualistic off-campus "Workshop" where they conjure their monstrous creations, the edges of reality begin to blur. Soon, her friendships with Ava and the Bunnies will be brought into deadly collision. The spellbinding new novel from one of our most fearless chroniclers of the female experience, Bunny is a down-the-rabbit-hole tale of loneliness and belonging, friendship and desire, and the fantastic and terrible power of the imagination. Named a Best Book of 2019 by TIME, Vogue, Electric Literature, and The New York Public Library
Author : Tucker Max
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451669054
Total Pages : 621 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)
Download or read book Hilarity Ensues written by Tucker Max and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-02-07 with total page 621 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First delivers a new collection of thirty 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess. Another installment in Tucker Max's series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole,” and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. In this book, you’ll learn: * How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School * Why Halloween is really awesome * How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment * What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth * Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van As we've come to learn from Tucker, assholes do finish first...but everything comes with a price.
Author : Juan Caballero
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1646043952
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (46 download)
Download or read book What They Didn't Teach You in Spanish Class written by Juan Caballero and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-11-15 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chilling with an ice-cold cerveza at a beach bar... Dancing at CDMX's hottest salsa club... Screaming your head off at the Copa America... Drop the textbook formality and chat with the locals in Latin America's everyday language. What's up? Que tal?; What a hottie! Que cuerazo!; Let's pound these shots. Traguemonos estos traguitos.; That ref sucks. Es una mierda ese arbitro/a.; I'm craving all-you-can-eat tacos. Me antoja un poco de taquiza libre.; Do you wanna hook up? Quieres ligar?
Author : Bethany-Kris
Publisher : Bethany-Kris
ISBN 13 : 1989658148
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (896 download)
Download or read book Pretty Lies written by Bethany-Kris and published by Bethany-Kris. This book was released on 2020-07-16 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An emotional, sexy standalone New Adult romantic suspense that takes BK's readers back to Chicago where the mob still reigns supreme and the next generation is stepping up. In every way. Pretty things always tell lies … Cory Rossi isn’t what you would expect the youngest son of the Chicago mob’s underboss to be. Despite what everyone thinks, he can actually do what he’s told. He just does it his own way. The problem with that is every tattooed- and leather-covered inch of him screams one thing to Della Costello—total heartbreak. It’s all men like him do, right? One hook-up, when he didn’t even know her name, was all she could afford. Their one-time encounter should have stopped there. But an ex that causes problems for her business—and the mob’s—and Cory becomes her new shadow until the bullets quiet in the streets. It gets harder and harder to stay out of his bed. They’ll walk a fine line. And there is no mercy in this tragedy. For love and lost blood, once more, Chicago will rage. * Pretty Lies is a standalone Mafia Romance within Bethany-Kris's Commission World.
Author : Samantha Cayto
Publisher : Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)
ISBN 13 : 1839430338
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (394 download)
Download or read book Final Dance: Part One written by Samantha Cayto and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2020-05-12 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What lurks in the dark isn't always a monster. Sometimes it's your deepest desire. Christos has been called by his captain to give aid in the final showdown with Dracul. Never comfortable living with humans and hiding his true nature, he misses the solitude of his mountain home. It's boring waiting for Dracul to strike—that is, until he meets a sick, homeless boy with soulful eyes and a need to be helped. Having tried to live in the nine-to-five world with no skills, Mateo has hit the streets once again, turning tricks to stay warm and fed. While checking out a new soup kitchen, he collapses from his growing illness—right into the arms of a sexy alpha male who also reminds him of someone who brutalized him in the past. Christos doesn't want the responsibility for the care of a human, no matter how alluring he is. And, with Dracul's unknown plans taking everyone's attention, there is no time for any distraction. But he can't stay away, and the trust this vulnerable human shows him is humbling. It also chips away at his resolve to stay alone. The final battle is gearing up, however, and Christos and Mateo are at ground zero. No matter how Christos tries to keep his boy safe, the fate of the world rests in both their hands.
Author : Bethany-Kris
Publisher : Bethany-Kris
ISBN 13 : 1989658369
Total Pages : 552 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (896 download)
Download or read book The Guzzi Legacy: Vol 2 written by Bethany-Kris and published by Bethany-Kris. This book was released on 2020-12-14 with total page 552 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The streets of Toronto are controlled by a crime family like no other … Decadently wealthy, loyal only to their blood and name, and unchallenged in the business of la famiglia, meet the Guzzis. Five brothers, each a bit more dangerous and tempting than the last, take what they want without question. Every single time. They live by the oath. Love first. Duty second. And they’ll kill for it, too. The Guzzi Legacy: Vol 2 includes the full-length novels Beni, Bene, and Marcus. The books are best enjoyed in order.
Author : S.E. Law
Publisher : S.E. Law Romance
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book My Crush's Father written by S.E. Law and published by S.E. Law Romance. This book was released on 2024-04-04 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My crush’s father found me locked in a closet, lush and inviting, with a bottle jammed up tight in my you-know-what! Nicole: I could hardly believe it when I was invited to Peter Forsythe’s party. Peter’s a star lacrosse player and all-around big man on campus. Popular boys like him never talk to curvy girls like me. But then Peter KISSED me at the party! Not only that, but he brought me to a closet for some privacy … … and then locked me inside! What the hell!?!?! Now, the teen boy says I have to demean myself with a wine bottle before he lets me out. Otherwise, I’m stuck in this prison forever! Roger: I got home late from work and was disgusted. My son had a party last night, and the mansion was trashed. But there were weird sounds coming from my walk-in… … and when I opened the door, there was a lush teenage girl on the floor, doing the unmentionable with a wine bottle! What the f*ck did my son do? Nonetheless, I’m a physician, and I knew what came next: to examine Nicole’s secret spots … hard and unprotected, as she shivers with delight! What in the world? Nicole gets invited to a party, only to realize that it’s a prank. She gets locked inside a closet by her so-called date, only to have HIS FATHER come to her rescue! But Dr. Forsythe is no soccer dad with a huge paunch. Instead, this powerful alpha male soon has Nicole crying out loud with ecstasy as she experiences a *real* man’s touch. Put your seatbelts on because the ride’s about to begin! Your hair will be on fire from the sheer heat, I promise. This book is a follow-up to Shared by The Single Dads, but all of my stories are standalone and can be read in any order. Enjoy!
Author : David Stuart MacLean
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 168335995X
Total Pages : 261 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (833 download)
Download or read book How I Learned to Hate in Ohio written by David Stuart MacLean and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2021-01-19 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliant, hilarious, and ultimately devastating debut novel about how racial discord grows in America In late-1980s rural Ohio, bright but mostly friendless Barry Nadler begins his freshman year of high school with the goal of going unnoticed as much as possible. But his world is upended by the arrival of Gurbaksh, Gary for short, a Sikh teenager who moves to his small town and instantly befriends Barry and, in Gatsby-esque fashion, pulls him into a series of increasingly unlikely adventures. As their friendship deepens, Barry’s world begins to unravel, and his classmates and neighbors react to the presence of a family so different from theirs. Through darkly comic and bitingly intelligent asides and wry observations, Barry reveals how the seeds of xenophobia and racism find fertile soil in this insular community, and in an easy, graceless, unintentional slide, tragedy unfolds. How I Learned to Hate in Ohio shines an uncomfortable light on the roots of white middle-American discontent and the beginnings of the current cultural war. It is at once bracingly funny, dark, and surprisingly moving, an undeniably resonant debut novel for our divided world.
Author : Retta
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1250109345
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)
Download or read book So Close to Being the Sh*t, Y'all Don't Even Know written by Retta and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In her ... book of essays, [the author] shares the stories that led to her success in Hollywood"--Amazon.com.
Author : Charity Ferrell
Publisher : Charity Ferrell
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 365 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Shaken written by Charity Ferrell and published by Charity Ferrell. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 365 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A see yourself out note isn’t how you want to celebrate the morning after your first one- night stand. The first time I meet Archer Callahan is when I block him in a parking spot. The second is a fender bender. The third is at a bar, drinking away our problems, and finding our way to his bed. I never expected to see him again. That changes when a month later, he’s introduced as my brother’s new business partner. In need of a job, I’m hired at their bar, much to Archer’s dismay. We hate each other. We’re off limits. But every time we’re together, flashbacks of that night shake through us. We push, we pull, until one of us breaks.
Author : Roxanne Leblanc
Publisher : Roxanne Jeanette Leblanc
ISBN 13 : 1990294073
Total Pages : 358 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (92 download)
Download or read book North Stone written by Roxanne Leblanc and published by Roxanne Jeanette Leblanc. This book was released on 2021-10-21 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: North Stone, Samantha Blackmore, and Adler Smith must overcome unfathomable odds and decide if finding love is worth risking your life for in the end. Love is never easy, especially with shadowed enemies threatening to take away everything that the three of them don’t realize they need from one another. With her dark past looming on her doorstep, Samantha must face more than this forbidden love to save what she’s built on her own. North never gave up on finding that special someone, even after his first love ripped his heart out years before. Being the hopeless romantic, he always knew the perfect woman was out there for him. But what happens when he finds out his special bond with his best friend Adler would be tested at the exact same time he meets Samantha, aka Sammy, the woman he’s always dreamed of loving. North Stone is a love story riddled with twists, turns and suspense unlike any before it. It will leave you enthralled and guessing whether friendship or love wins the battle until the end…but even then the answers that come will leave you with complex unsolved puzzles. (or leave you with complex riddles of why love often is so hard to find… and keep.) Warning this book contains graphic adult content, violence, explicit language and scenes of MM, MMF, MF. This book ends in a cliffhanger.
