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Coffee Will Make You Black

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Author : April Sinclair
Publisher : Open Road Media
ISBN 13 : 1504018656
Total Pages : 238 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (4 download)

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Download or read book Coffee Will Make You Black written by April Sinclair and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A funny, fresh novel about growing up African-American in 1960s Chicago” by an author who “writes like Terry McMillan’s kid sister” (Entertainment Weekly). In this hilarious and insightful coming-of-age novel, author April Sinclair introduces the charming Jean “Stevie” Stevenson, a young woman raised on Chicago’s South Side during an era of irrevocable social upheaval. Curious and witty, bold but naïve, Stevie grows up debating the qualities of good hair and dark skin. As the years pass, her family and neighborhood are changed by the times, from the War on Poverty to race riots and the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr., from “Black Is Beautiful” to Black Power. Against this remarkable backdrop, Stevie makes the sometimes harrowing, often comic, always enthralling transformation into a young adult—socially aware, discovering her sexuality, and proud of her identity. “Whether she’s dealing with a subject as monumental as the civil rights movement or as intimate as Stevie’s first sexual encounters,” writes the Los Angeles Times, “Sinclair never fails to make you laugh and never sacrifices the narrative to make a point.” Winner of the Carl Sandburg Award from the Friends of the Chicago Public Library and named a best book of the year in young adult fiction by the American Library Association, Coffee Will Make You Black is an exquisite portrait of adolescence that will resonate with readers of all ages.

Effin' Birds

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Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 1984856286
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (848 download)

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Download or read book Effin' Birds written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2019-10-15 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on earth—from the creator of the Webby Award–winning hit Instagram account! Effin’ Birds is the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the grand and noble profession of nature writing and bird identification. Sitting proudly alongside Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this book contains more than 150 pages crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think “I’m going to need more booze to deal with this week”) that made the Effin’ Birds feed a household name. Also included in its full, Technicolor glory is John James Audubon’s most beautiful work matched with modern life advice. Including never-before-seen birds, insults, and field notes, this guide is a must-have for any effin’ fan or birder.

Fuck Off I'm Having Coffee

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Author : Rude Dude
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781082721755
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (217 download)

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Download or read book Fuck Off I'm Having Coffee written by Rude Dude and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-25 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun novelty notebook Password notebook, journal, diary to write in Lined notebook, funny journal for birthday, christmas, valentines day Perfect Size at 6" by 9" 100 pages Softcover bookbinding Flexible paperback

Fuck Off I'm Having Coffee

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Author : Swearworks
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781086076127
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (761 download)

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Download or read book Fuck Off I'm Having Coffee written by Swearworks and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-29 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fuck Off I'm Having Coffee To Do List Notebook Daily Task List Journal This notebook has space at the top of each page to enter the date and rows of lightly printed square checkboxes and horizontal lines to write-down and check-off your daily tasks to achieve your goals. DETAILS Size: 6 x 9 Inches Pages: 120 Pages (60 Sheets Front and Back) Rows of Checkboxes and Horizontal Lined Pages Crisp White Pages Thick Matte Soft Cover

Smoke Drink F*#k

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Author : Esme Oliver
Publisher : Riverdale Avenue Books LLC
ISBN 13 : 1626013454
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book Smoke Drink F*#k written by Esme Oliver and published by Riverdale Avenue Books LLC. This book was released on 2017-02-10 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Screw Eat, Pray Love! Esme Oliver vows to Smoke, Drink, and Fuck her way to happiness. Newly-dumped, staring headlong into the barrel of 40, and veering towards a nervous breakdown, Esme heads to Italy for two weeks of carnal excess aimed at distracting from a life that is crumbling all around her. It is there that she meets the much younger Fernando, an Italian stallion who appears to be just the diversion Esme’s looking for. Only problem is they fall in love. Or so Esme thinks. Based on a true story, Smoke, Drink, Fuck, winner, Best Memoir, of the Southwest Writer’s Competition is the hilarious, outlandish and inspiring story of one fed-up woman’s journey from desperation to liberation. As she finds and loses love, uncovers what it really means to be independent, and discovers why no amount of praying does the trick of one great fuck.

Fuck Off I'm Having Coffee

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Author : Swearworks
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781086076080
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (76 download)

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Download or read book Fuck Off I'm Having Coffee written by Swearworks and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-29 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fuck Off I'm Having Coffee Notebook This blank lined notebook journal is perfect for taking notes, journal writing, essays, to do lists and so much more. A great size that's not too thick and not too thin, and the perfect size to throw into your backpack, bag or purse. DETAILS Size: 6 x 9 Inches Pages: 120 Pages (60 Sheets Front and Back) Lightly College Lined Sheets Crisp White Pages Thick Matte Soft Cover

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck

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Author : Mark Manson
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 006245773X
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

F*ck Off, I'm Coloring!

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Author : Caitlin Peterson
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250183138
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book F*ck Off, I'm Coloring! written by Caitlin Peterson and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-07-03 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vocab vulgarities with a colorful f*cking kick! The next volume in our successful sweary coloring book series! F*CK OFF, I’M COLORING offers 30 all-new filthy words to color for relaxation and dirty mindfulness. Features: -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1257078704
Total Pages : 364 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (57 download)

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Amanda's Wedding

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Author : Jenny Colgan
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0759520321
Total Pages : 229 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (595 download)

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Download or read book Amanda's Wedding written by Jenny Colgan and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2001-02-01 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Melanie and Fran are two charmingly wisecracking young Londoners who simply can't believe it when their old schoolfriend Amanda, Satan's own PR agent, manages to get herself hitched to a laird (Scottish for lord). Who cares that Fraser McConnel has worn the same ratty Converse sneakers for years and that his castle is really a pile of rubble -- all the social -climbing queen of preen cares about is the title she'll soon have. She's got Fraser by the nuptials, and she has no intention of letting go. Gentle, decent Fraser is completely innocent Amanda's wiles, so Mel and Fran, still smarting from Amanda's evil misdeeds years ago in school, join forces with Fraser's adorable younger brother Angus to sabotage the mismatch of the century. Between fighting off the attentions of a love-crazed accountant, dealing with a ne'er-do-well rockstar wannabe boyfriend, keeping Fran's deadly maneuvers with the opposite sex under control, finding herself at the heart of a bachelor party controversy, consuminglarge quantities of alcohol, and throwing out hysterical barbs that would make Oscar Wilde proud, Mel will break some hearts and win over those of readers by the score...all of whom are certain to enjoy the mayhem -- and hilarious mishaps -- in store in "Amanda's Wedding!"

Brown Bred In Wengen

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Author : Jeremy Cameron
Publisher : HopeRoad
ISBN 13 : 1908446420
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (84 download)

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Download or read book Brown Bred In Wengen written by Jeremy Cameron and published by HopeRoad. This book was released on 2015-11-19 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘Funny and entertaining’ The Times, ‘Unputdownable’ Big Issue, ‘Engaging, eventful and original’ Literary Review, ‘Sleazy, violent and laugh out loud funny.’ Amazon reviewer. The third in the Nicky Burkett series takes him from Walthamstow to Switzerland. First he finds a dead member of parliament on his doorstep. Then the MP's widow hires him to find the killer. The trail leads to Switzerland. The whole gang decamps to Wengen in the high Alps - Noreen Hurlock, Jimmy Foley, Rameez Ahmed, Paulette James, Mercedes Marty Fisherman and Wayne Sapsford, not to mention DS TT Holdsworth and warrant officer George Marshall. Nicky takes a hilarious skiing lesson and then the bloody denouement descends on the town square of Wengen on new year's eve. ‘Funny and entertaining’ (The Times) ‘Unputdownable’ (Big Issue) ‘Engaging, eventful and original’ (Literary Review) ‘Sleazy, violent and laugh out loud funny.’ (Amazon reviewer)

Free Form Jazz

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Author : Lee Lamothe
Publisher : Dundurn
ISBN 13 : 1770705627
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Free Form Jazz written by Lee Lamothe and published by Dundurn. This book was released on 2010-08-02 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Disgraced city cop Ray Tate and outcast state trooper Djuna Brown track down a wealthy sexual sadist and a depressed career criminal flooding a Midwestern U.S. city with killer ecstasy pills. Mismatched and mutually suspicious of each other, Tate and Brown hunt the mythic Captain Cook and his henchman, the homicidal Phil Harvey. But as Captain Cook sinks deeper into a spiral of sexual depravity, Phil Harvey begins to question his role as a lifelong gangster. Tate and Brown discover, as they sift through the rubble left by their targets, that no one is what they appear to be not even themselves. Travelling through the Chinese underworld, clandestine drug laboratories, and biker-ridden badlands, the troubled duo encounter murder, political corruption, police paranoia, and psychosis, but can they find redemption?

Six: End Game

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Author : Charles W. Sasser
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510727272
Total Pages : 345 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Six: End Game written by Charles W. Sasser and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 345 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on History’s series SIX, the action-packed sequel to SIX: Blood Brothers. In this thrilling follow-up to SIX: Blood Brothers, the elite unit known as SEAL Team Six arrives at an abandoned village in Nigeria mere minutes too late to rescue former team leader Senior Chief Richard “Rip” Taggart. What they find instead are a group of battle-hardened Chechen fighters and a lot of dead Boko Haram. After a deadly firefight, they’re left only with the knowledge that they are running out of time to find out who now has Rip so they can bring him home. Meanwhile, Rip’s new captor, the enigmatic terrorist lieutenant Michael Nasry, is intent on using the former SEAL for his own ends. And he’ll do whatever it takes to get Rip to cooperate. But this new terrorist threat isn’t the only thing that the warriors of SEAL Team Six have to contend with; each man has his own personal demons, and sometimes the difference between right and wrong isn’t as clear as they might like. Based on the gripping new History Channel series from creators David Broyles, a Special Operations veteran, and William Broyles and inspired by the true stories and events involving SEAL Team Six, SIX: End Game is a front-row seat to the frontline as the team races against time to fulfill one of their most sacred rules: never leave a brother behind.

Glue

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Author : Irvine Welsh
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 0393343677
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (933 download)

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Download or read book Glue written by Irvine Welsh and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2001-05-17 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An epic novel about the bonds of friendship from the author of Trainspotting. The story of four boys growing up in the Edinburgh projects, Glue is about the loyalties, the experiences, and the secrets that hold friends together through three decades. The boys become men: Juice Terry, the work-shy fanny-merchant, with corkscrew curls and sticky fingers; Billy the boxer, driven, controlled, playing to his strengths; Carl, the Milky Bar Kid, drifting along to his own soundtrack; and the doomed Gally, exceedingly thin-skinned and vulnerable to catastrophe at every turn. We follow their lives from the seventies into the new century—from punk to techno, from speed to E. Their mutual loyalty is fused in street morality: Back up your mates, don't hit women, and, most important, never snitch—on anyone. Glue has the Irvine Welsh trademarks—crackling dialogue, scabrous set pieces, and black, black humor—but it is also a grown-up book about growing up; about the way we live our lives, and what happens to us when things become unstuck.

Toe the Line

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Author : Penelope Ward
Publisher : Penelope Ward Books, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1959827103
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (598 download)

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Download or read book Toe the Line written by Penelope Ward and published by Penelope Ward Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-02-27 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestselling author Penelope Ward comes a friends-to-lovers story spanning more than a decade… At first, I thought I’d hate spending the summer with Archie Remington—the conceited son of my parents’ friends. What I knew about Archie: he was gorgeous, pre-law, and had always treated me like I didn’t exist when we were younger. When our families bought a house together on an island in Maine, he and I were forced to share a bathroom. The boy I remembered was now a full-grown man—but with the same attitude. After a rough start, Archie and I unexpectedly started getting along one day and eventually became friends. We shared secrets and bonded during our morning jogs. I discovered that Archie had a wild spirit and that he struggled to conform to his father’s expectations. Things were cool until I had to go and ruin it, getting drunk one night, and blurting out my fantasy—involving him. I took it back, but it was too late. Archie had heard me loud and clear. After that, we never quite knew how to toe the line. When that summer came to an abrupt and shocking end, I headed back to college, unsure if anything would ever be the same again. Across the miles over the years, he and I stayed in touch as friends, but fate and timing always kept us from becoming more. You know the saying: If two people are meant to be, they’ll find their way back to each other? Let’s just say Archie came back into my life in a way I would’ve never expected. And this time, my heart would really be put to the test.

Hilarious, Heartwarming Heroines: Four Novels

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Author : Sophie Kinsella
Publisher : Dell
ISBN 13 : 0345546415
Total Pages : 1486 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book Hilarious, Heartwarming Heroines: Four Novels written by Sophie Kinsella and published by Dell. This book was released on 2013-08-05 with total page 1486 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nobody does smart, screwball romantic comedy quite like Sophie Kinsella, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the beloved Shopaholic series. In these four stand-alone novels, Kinsella’s charming heroines juggle work life, love life—and sometimes, even the afterlife—to heartwarming and hilarious effect. This must-have eBook bundle includes: CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET? “Move over, Bridget [Jones]! . . . Kinsella’s witty take on mundane office and family life will really make you laugh out loud.”—Evening Chronicle (UK) Emma Corrigan has a huge heart, an irrepressible spirit, and a few little secrets. Secrets from her boyfriend, secrets from her mother . . . secrets she wouldn’t share with anyone in the world. Until she spills them all to a handsome stranger on a plane, who, she later discovers, just so happens to be Jack Harper, her company’s elusive CEO—a man who now knows every humiliating detail about her. THE UNDOMESTIC GODDESS “Another charming winner from the delightful Kinsella.”—Booklist Samantha Sweeting, a workaholic attorney at a London law firm, has just made a huge, unthinkable mistake, wrecking her chance of becoming partner. Going into utter meltdown, she walks out of her office, boards a train, and ends up in the middle of nowhere. Asking for directions at a big, beautiful house, she’s mistaken for an interviewee and is offered a job as their housekeeper. And as she figures out how to turn on the oven and how to open the #@%# ironing board, she finds that this new life may be exactly what she is looking for. REMEMBER ME? “A delicious page-turner.”—USA Today When twenty-eight-year-old Lexi Smart wakes up in a London hospital, she’s in for a big surprise. Having survived a car accident, Lexi has lost a big chunk of her memory—three years to be exact—and somehow she’s gone from being a twenty-five-year-old working girl to being a corporate big shot with a sleek loft, a personal assistant, and a gorgeous husband. Will she ever remember how this all came to be? And what will happen when she does? TWENTIES GIRL “Kinsella [is] a master of comic pacing and feminine wit.”—Publishers Weekly Lara Lington’s imagination seems to be in overdrive. Normal twenty-something young women don’t get visited by ghosts. Or do they? When the spirit of Lara’s great-aunt Sadie mysteriously appears, she has one request: Lara must find a missing necklace that was in Sadie’s possession for more than seventy-five years. And in their mission, these very different “twenties” girls learn some surprising truths from and about each other. BONUS: This eBook bundle also includes an excerpt from Sophie Kinsella's Wedding Night.

The Book of Dolores

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Author : William T. Vollmann
Publisher : powerHouse Books
ISBN 13 : 1576876578
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (768 download)

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Download or read book The Book of Dolores written by William T. Vollmann and published by powerHouse Books. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: William T. Vollmann has travelled to Soviet-occupied Afghanistan with Islamic commandos, shivered out a solitary stretch at the North Magnetic Pole in winter, hopped freight trains, studied the stately ancient beauties of Japanese Noh theater, and made friends with street prostitutes all over the world-all in the interest of learning a little more about life. Now in his mid-fifties, Vollmann sets out on what may well be impossible for a heterosexual genetic male: to envision himself as a woman. In these photographs, block prints, and watercolor drawings, he portrays his alter ego, Dolores, with whimsicality, and sometimes with cruelty-for Dolores would like to be attractive, or at least to "pass," but the ageing male body in which she remains confined requires lowered expectations. Meanwhile, the drawings and block prints, composed with the artist's glasses off, show Dolores as she imagines herself to be. The Book of Dolores brings the genre of self-portraits to a new level of vulnerability and bravery. In the process, it offers virtuoso performances of nineteenth, twentieth, and twenty-first-century photographic techniques, including the seductively difficult gum bichromate method. Each section of the book is accompanied by an essay on motives and techniques.