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Book Synopsis 50 Shades of Orange by : Howard Altman
Download or read book 50 Shades of Orange written by Howard Altman and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-10-10 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We are two years aboard the Trump Train(wreck). Burrito Mussolini a/k/a Crappy Gilmore, a/k/a the Kumquat Pol Pot remains an arrogant, bloated, bullying, orange, obtuse, seditious, simpleminded, syphilitic, treasonous, traitorous, tiny-handed tyrant. This sequel to the beloved "Goodnight Loon: Poems & Parodies to Survive the Trump Presidency" is an all-new collection of original parodies that will have you singing along, together with goodnight poems lampooning the Tangerine Traitor and his "best people".
Book Synopsis Fifty Shades of Orange by : V Dolinar
Download or read book Fifty Shades of Orange written by V Dolinar and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-21 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Slovenian model falls in love with a New York real estate tycoon with a taste for kink.
Book Synopsis Fifty Shades of Orange by : V. Dolinar
Download or read book Fifty Shades of Orange written by V. Dolinar and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-17 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After royally bumbling her debut appearance on a New York runway, Slovenian fashion model Victoria Dolinar finds herself enraptured by the real estate tycoon and billionaire Auric Orange, a man who makes great deals. In fact, some of the best deals. At least, that's what people are saying. Auric literally sweeps Victoria off her feet as he takes her in his helicopter from Orange Tower 1 to Orange Tower 2. But does he just want her as an eager sex kitten? Will Victoria sign his MOGUL-MODEL contract? Or will Auric break down and admit that he loves her and finally take her shopping? This hilarious parody is filled with page-turning excitement. You'll also meet Auric's business partner Vladimir Novikov, and find out whether or not they close their big deal. (You'll die laughing when you find out what it is!) And you'll learn the answer to a slew of other nail-biting teasers: Will Auric's driver Rudy ever stop talking about 9/11? Will his buddy Igor ever hook up with Victoria's roommate Brittany Kavanaugh? And what secrets lie hidden inside Auric's playground? "Oh my Gawd! What are those googles for?!" You won't believe your eyes when you find out what happens! "This book was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing!" --Sara G. "Sur fleek, magnifique!" --Hillary R.
Book Synopsis Fifty Shades of Chicken by : F.L. Fowler
Download or read book Fifty Shades of Chicken written by F.L. Fowler and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.
Book Synopsis 50 Shades of Orange by : Wrecked 'em Press
Download or read book 50 Shades of Orange written by Wrecked 'em Press and published by . This book was released on 2021 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anthology of love poems and love letters to the 45th president of the United States
Book Synopsis Fifty Shades of Greyhound by : Sparkle Abbey
Download or read book Fifty Shades of Greyhound written by Sparkle Abbey and published by Bell Bridge Books. This book was released on 2014-05-08 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fifty Shades of Greyhound gives 'roll over and play dead' a whole new meaning!"--Ethel Merman & Ella Fitzgerald, canine companions to award-winning author, Holly Jacobs It was a killer party. Caro Lamont, Laguna Beach's favorite pet therapist, is thrilled to support the elite fundraising gala for Greys Matter, a SoCal greyhound rescue group. All the guests in the couture-attired crowd are clad in varying shades of grey, the champagne and donations are flowing, and there are fifty gorgeous greyhounds in attendance. But before the evening ends, a stranger in their midst is dead. Caro sets out to help the rescue group find the identity of the mystery guest but soon finds herself in the doghouse with homicide detective, Judd Malone--oh, and federal agent, John Milner. When there's a second death, Caro is convinced she's on the track of someone who wants a secret to stay buried, but it's a race to see whether Caro can uncover the truth before the killer decides she's next.
Book Synopsis Classical Commentaries by : Christina Shuttleworth Kraus
Download or read book Classical Commentaries written by Christina Shuttleworth Kraus and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2016 with total page 551 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This rich collection of essays by an international group of authors explores a wide range of commentaries on ancient Latin and Greek texts. It pays particular attention to individual commentaries, national traditions of commentary, the part played by commentaries in the reception of classical texts, and the role of printing and publishing.
Download or read book 50 Shades written by Annie Franklin F and published by THE DREAMERS STUDIO PUBLICATION HOUSE. This book was released on 2021-09-25 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Anthology “50 Shades” is a collection of Poems/Story written in English/Hindi languages by group of spectacular writers from all over India. We worked hard to analyze the content and make it free from plagiarism and spelling mistakes. In Case, any plagiarism is found, neither compilers nor the Publisher is responsible for that. Co-authors are solely responsible for their own contents.
Book Synopsis Fifty Shades of Crimson by : Pete Tomsett
Download or read book Fifty Shades of Crimson written by Pete Tomsett and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2021-09-15 with total page 457 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Features interviews with Bill Bruford, Peter Giles, Gordon Haskell, Judy Dyble and more . . . In 1969 five young Englishmen calling themselves King Crimson altered the course of rock music, and despite a revolving-door lineup, the band has continued to innovate and inspire for more than fifty years. Fifty Shades of Crimson tells the story of this legendary band and of the unique English guitarist Robert Fripp it revolves around. With a deep passion for the music, author Pete Tomsett celebrates the achievements of Fripp and the array of incredible talent that has passed through Crimson, while not shying away from the many behind-the-scenes difficulties. Getting signed after supporting The Rolling Stones at Hyde Park, Crimson shot to fame with their debut album, In the Court of the Crimson King, becoming one of the most influential bands of that era and triggering the rise of prog rock. While going through countless personnel, including Greg Lake, Bill Bruford and John Wetton, rejecting Elton John and Bryan Ferry along the way, they have put out many highly acclaimed albums and to this day maintain a big international following. In their early years Fripp's band reached the same commercial heights as the likes of David Bowie and Pink Floyd. However, as an intellectual who despised the practices of the music business, Fripp preferred innovation over chasing big sales. In 1974 he withdrew from mainstream music, becoming involved with the Fourth Way philosophy, but was eventually tempted back and reformed Crimson to much acclaim in the eighties. As well as also having collaborations with Brian Eno, Andy Summers and others, Fripp has created new forms of instrumental music, run his own idiosyncratic guitar courses and set up an ethical record company. Both genius and 'a special sort of awkward', Fripp has never been afraid to take his music where no one has gone before, and Crimson have been a powerful influence on everyone from Genesis and Yes to Roxy Music and Radiohead, creating a legacy that will live on for decades more!
Download or read book Shades of Grey written by Jasper Fforde and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-12-29 with total page 419 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of the Thursday Next series comes a “laugh-out-loud funny” (Los Angeles Times) and “brilliantly original” (Booklist, starred review) novel of a man attempting to navigate a color-coded world. “A rich brew of dystopic fantasy and deadpan goofiness.”—The Washington Post Welcome to Chromatacia, where the Colortocracy rules society through a social hierarchy based on one’s limited color perception. In this world, you are what you can see. Eddie Russet wants to move up. When he and his father relocate to the backwater village of East Carmine, his carefully cultivated plans to leverage his better-than-average red perception and marry into a powerful family are quickly upended. Eddie must content with lethal swans, sneaky Yellows, inviolable rules, an enforced marriage to the hideous Violet deMauve, and a risky friendship with an intriguing Grey named Jane who shows Eddie that the apparent peace of his world is as much an illusion as color itself. Will Eddie be able to tread the fine line between total conformity—accepting the path, partner, and career delineated by his hue—and his instinctive curiosity that is bound to get him into trouble?
Book Synopsis Fifty Shades of Poo in the Loo! by :
Download or read book Fifty Shades of Poo in the Loo! written by and published by The Laughter File. This book was released on with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've read the book that's gone viral. You've seen the film that's torn critics in two. But now check out the book that's so vile, you'll not want to keep reading - but you must. Because it's gross, and deep down, you don't think it can get any worse. But you're wrong. So wrong. Not for the faint hearted! Full of disgusting, graphic, horrific images of real poo. In various toilets. Hence the name. It's quite self explanatory, really. Oh, but here's the fun bit - there's real RGB colour references throughout, so you can actually use the colours, if you're sick enough to do so. Can you stomach 50 Shades of Poo in the Loo?
Download or read book Fifty Shades of Fae written by Ian Wood and published by Ian Wood. This book was released on 2023-05-20 with total page 470 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the author created this fantasy world, he had no idea that fairy magic could make it real... or that he'd no longer be in control. Author Lewis Liddell had run into problems with his Demonrayne fantasy series with each new volume selling worse than its predecessor. His editor was on his case to rewrite volume four when, in a redux of what had triggered him to write that original series, he had another dream, this time about a fantasy world that was radically different from anything other authors were doing. His editor was negative on starting something new before he'd finished volume four, but he felt a powerful muse to continue down this path. The last thing he expected was for a fairy named Fae Rae to disappear from his story and appear in his study right as he was concluding a chapter. And for her to take charge. He'd never confused his fictional life with the real one. Now they were both the same. Set in the same universe as Fairy Tale, Bad Fairy, Spelter Skelter, Powers That Be, and She-Male, this story continues to build worlds of magical wonder.
Book Synopsis Fifty Shades of Chicken by : F.L. Fowler
Download or read book Fifty Shades of Chicken written by F.L. Fowler and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.
Book Synopsis Fifty Shames of Earl Grey by : Fanny Merkin
Download or read book Fifty Shames of Earl Grey written by Fanny Merkin and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-07-10 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?
Download or read book The Mister written by E L James and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-04-16 with total page 454 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestseller—a thrilling and seductive Cinderella love story from E L James, author of the phenomenal bestselling Fifty Shades Trilogy. Clasping her plait at the base of her neck, I tug lightly, bringing her lips up to mine. "Alessia," I breathe, and kiss her again, softly, slowly. She stills in my arms, then brings her hands up to clutch my biceps, closing her eyes as she accepts me. I deepen the kiss, my tongue teasing her lips, and she opens her mouth. She tastes of warmth and grace and sweet seduction. London, present day. Life has always been easy for Maxim Trevelyan, the "spare" to the earldom of Trevethick. With his good looks, aristocratic connections, and money, he's never had to work, and he's rarely slept alone. But all that changes when tragedy strikes and Maxim inherits his family's title, wealth, and estates, and the responsibility that entails. It's a role he's not prepared for and one he struggles to face. But his biggest challenge is fighting his desire for an unexpected, enigmatic young woman who's recently joined his staff. Reticent, beautiful, and musically gifted, she's an alluring mystery, possessing little more than a dangerous and troublesome past. As Maxim's longing for her deepens into a passion he's never experienced and dares not name, he's left to wonder just who is Alessia Demachi? And can he protect her from the malevolence that threatens her? From the heart of London through wild, rural Cornwall to the bleak, forbidding beauty of the Albanian Balkans, The Mister combines the sensuality of a modern Regency romance with the danger, desire, and adventure of E L James's captivating storytelling, leaving the reader breathless to the very last page.
Book Synopsis Designing with Plants by : Piet Oudolf
Download or read book Designing with Plants written by Piet Oudolf and published by Conran Octopus. This book was released on 2009-11-02 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Piet Oudolf's gardens excite the senses and stir the emotions. Representing a giant step forward from the conventional colour-themed border, this new approach to gardening gives just as much emphasis to form, texture, light and movement as it does to colour. Individual plants are used as harmonious elements in luxuriant and atmospheric plantings. Written in collaboration with Noël Kingsbury, Designing with Plants is an informative and visually breathtaking study of Piet Oudolf's planting theory and practice, and it provides all the advice necessary to create the same effects in your own garden.Beginning with the building blocks of planting design, a visual sourcebook of Planting Palettes illustrates some of the huge choice available in terms of form, texture and colour. The following chapter explains, with the use of planting plans and diagrams, how to combine these basic elements to create stunning and sculptural planting schemes. Theory is put into practice in Planting Moods in which stunning photography demonstrates how to create a particular feeling or atmosphere, and Year-Round Planting emphasizes the importance of choosing plants to give value throughout the seasons so that they contribute to the garden in death as well as in life. Rounding off with a detailed directory of key plants, Designing with Plants is destined to become an inspiration to all gardeners who wish to create, in Piet's words, 'an impression and an expression of nature'.
Book Synopsis The Ethics of Influence by : Cass R. Sunstein
Download or read book The Ethics of Influence written by Cass R. Sunstein and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2016-08-24 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In The Ethics of Influence, Cass R. Sunstein investigates the ethical issues surrounding government nudges, choice architecture, and mandates.
